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As soon as Liu Song took the fuse in Young Master Liu's hand, it touched the fuse, and the fuse immediately started to ignite when it saw the open flame.

"Damn it!" Liu Mingzhi stared wide-eyed at the lead wire that had been burned for about a foot, knocked off the torch in Liu Song's hand, and ran towards the gate, pulling Liu Song.

"Xiao Jiu, close the door and cover your ears."

Even though Xiaojiu was confused, she followed Young Master Liu's words and immediately closed the door and covered her ears.

First Young Master Liu covered his ears and opened his mouth slightly and leaned tightly against the gate of Liu Mansion, but after a long time he heard no sound and hissed: "It's okay to fail, it's too fucking scary, Master Liu Songben wants to kill you."

Liu Song looked at Young Master Liu aggrievedly: "Master, although Xiao Song has never let go of such a big firecracker before, but he has let off a lot of firecrackers that are smaller than this one. You also let go of a lot, young master. I'm not afraid of being like this."

"Fuck you, how can it be the same? It's black." Liu Mingzhi sighed, there was no way to tell Liu Song about the black fire medicine, and now he had to keep it secret.

"Master, Xiao Song was wrong."

"From now on, you can do whatever my young master asks you to do, no matter how much you dare to disobey your orders, follow the family law."

"Yes."

"Let's go, it's better to use a paper roll for this thing, don't worry, the bamboo tube is really not suitable, I miscalculated, I will go to the street to buy some firecrackers later, I have to study it, young master, I still don't know how to rely on what I have seen. "

"Okay, Komatsu knows"

A loud "boom" sounded outside the gate of Liu's Mansion, deafening, resounding through the entire Xuanwu Street, as powerful as thunder in a drought, and Xuanwu Street is a long street, the sound of baozha spread endlessly.

Liu Mingzhi felt that the floor under his feet was trembling, and his mouth twitched non-stop: "That's it for the two boxes of Spider Kings, it's not much different from Leiguan."

Young Master Liu has also seen the scene of zha medicine in the later generations, so he naturally understands how powerful leiguan is. Except that this firecracker is not filled with tnt, its effect is no less than that of leiguan's baozha.

"Young master is ringing." Liu Song looked at his young master trembling like chaff, now he finally understands why the young master is so cautious, this is not a firecracker, it must be the sky thunder put into the bamboo tube.

Xiao Jiu was so frightened that she sat on the ground, her eyes glazed over.

Young Master Liu did not know how many rich and powerful people on Xuanwu Street were irritated enough. It was cold, and as the saying goes, what can those who are full of warmth and thinking about the winter stay away from going out, of course they should do something to spread the word.

Many elder brothers and uncles who were spreading branches and leaves felt their unresponsive sparrows wailing: "How can there be thunder in the winter?"

Liu Mingzhi opened the door self-consciously, there was still a thick puff of gunpowder smoke outside the door, and he quickly scanned everything in the same alley before Liu Mingzhi heaved a sigh of relief, except for a large white mark on the stone slab where the bamboo tube firecrackers were placed There is no slightest damage outside, and there are no traces of post-baozha on the wall.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that it's more powerful and doesn't have any real lethality. It seems that it's right to change the ratio. It's similar to the earthen iron cannons used for weddings and funerals in rural areas in later generations, but it's louder and doesn't have any lethality. "

"Little bastard, the old man knew it was you who did it, so he didn't run away."

3 twenty chapters story collection

3 twenty chapters story collection

Young Master Liu had no choice but to be repaired by Liu Zhian. There was no way, the sound of firecrackers startled Liu Zhian who was doing accounts in the study, and he was still wondering why there was a sudden drought and thunder in the winter .

In the eyes of the ancients, thunder in the dry sky was a bad omen. It was because someone did something that angered the heavens and the people complained, and God punished the wicked with lightning to kill the wicked.

If it was in the age of war and chaos, such things might be involved in the Emperor Dao by someone with a heart, and the emperor would be fooled, and disasters would come from the sky to show the world.

Liu Zhian ran out of the study in a hurry, wanting to ask his son if he knew what was going on, but Liu Zhian realized that it was his eldest son who was holding a baby's arm-sized baby after being told by the same flustered servants in the mansion. The firecrackers went out of the house.

As soon as Liu Zhi'an made a guess, he knew that this matter probably had nothing to do with Young Master Liu, and sure enough, Young Master Liu was squatting on the ground in the smoke of gunpowder studying something when he left the house.

He went up with two feet, and finally, under the gaze of Liu Zhi'an, First Young Master Liu rubbed his buttocks and entered the mansion gate with a resentful expression on his face.

As the saying goes, don't look back if you don't hit the south wall, don't give up until you reach the Yellow River, Young Master Liu went back to the study and ran out with a large bundle of rice paper, made some paste from the kitchen, and went to the courtyard to fiddle with it.

When the sun was setting, Young Master Liu's insolent laughter came from the side courtyard: "What is the most important thing in Dalong Xuande's 26 years, talents are the most important, technology leads life, and this young master is proud."

A thumb-sized firework finally flew into the sky with the help of gunpowder, and exploded an inconspicuous flower. Because the sky had not yet darkened, the effect of the firework flower was not obvious.

"The sample is available. As long as the dose is increased and the size ratio of the paper tube is changed, the first generation of firework shells will be born. I have something to celebrate my rebirth for one year. I'm so happy, I'm really happy."

But Liu Mingzhi, who had cleaned up the sundries on the ground, didn't feel happy at all. He rubbed his face that was numb from the cold and Liu Mingzhi looked at the sun that had already set in the sky and murmured: "Dad, Mom, Big Brother, Little Sister, Big Brother!" It’s almost Spring Festival, so you guys are too.”

"Master, did you go to the bottom of the pot?" Ying'er covered her small mouth and looked at Young Master Liu in amazement. If it wasn't for the clothes on her body, she wouldn't be able to tell that the person in front of her was Master Liu. few.

Fireworks experiments will inevitably get dirty, Liu Mingzhi wiped his face with his hands, and sure enough, his hands were full of traces of gunpowder.

Grinning: "Prepare the bathtub, the young master wants to take a bath."

[-] words are omitted here, Young Master Liu hit his waist in a refreshed manner, no matter what, life should be lived or not.

"Brother, Xuan'er wants to hear a story."

Liu Xuan was wearing a small maroon silk jacket and a pair of thick woven cloud silk shoes bouncing on Young Master Liu: "Brother, how about telling a story?"

"Okay, it's cold outside, let's go to the room and tell a story, brother will tell you a random... miraculous story, do you want to hear it?"

"think."

"It's so good, Xuan'er is the best."

The charcoal basin made the temperature in the room as gentle as warm spring, Liu Xuan rested her chin on the back of her hand, opened her bright eyes and waited for First Young Master Liu to tell a story.

"It is said that a long time ago, there was a child who was about the same age as Xuan'er, named Ma Liang, and Ma Liang got a magic brush, no matter what he drew, it could become real.

One day, the bear boy Ma Liang drew ten suns, and the suns flew into the sky, drying up the rivers, lakes and seas, and killing the big trees and grasses, so a hero named Hou Yi appeared. "

Liu Xuan pouted: "Ma Liang is really bad, big brother, what happens after the big hero comes out?"

"Afterwards, the great hero Hou Yi had a divine bow given to him by the gods. He shot the suns in the sky with the divine bow, and shot down eight suns at once. Archery is very tiring at such a high sky. Sometimes what? Overwork, sore waist and leg pain, may be due to kidney failure... Uh-huh, I got it wrong, because the hero Hou Yi was too tired, when he shot the ninth sun, he missed it because of lack of strength, although the sun It was shot, but it also shot a big hole in the sky."

"Hmmmmmm...and then what?" Liu Xuan clenched her fists tightly and stared at her elder brother nervously.

"Houyi shot a big hole in the sky, and the water in the Tianhe River flowed out, drowning many people. At this time, Nuwa, the mother of mankind, took...take... "How many colorful god stones are there?Young Master Liu was also a little confused: "Eh, I'll go get a lot of colorful stones to spend..." Young Master Liu grabbed his hair and scratched it vigorously. Forget it: "It took ninety-nine and 49 days to make up for the sky, and the world has returned to a thriving paradise life.

But then, the great hero Hou Yi shot down nine suns, and the last sun was also afraid. He was afraid that he would be shot to death, so he ran away desperately, and ran away. If one sun didn’t have anything, he couldn’t survive , so at this time there is an exposure........ In order not to let the sun disappear, Kuafu, the great hero of the wild man, went to chase the last sun, so I chase you, the wind blows gently, as long as you No complaints, and I have no regrets. "

"Brother, why did you sing out in the end?"

"Brother ignored it in order to enhance the atmosphere."

"Okay, then, Kuafu must have caught up with the sun, otherwise why would the sun be in the sky?"

"Yes, Xuan'er is really smart. Although Kuafu chased the sun, he was exhausted, and his body turned into two mountains. However, the sun stayed, and the earth was full of life. There is no need to worry about food and clothing. So there appeared a man who was full and had nothing to do, called Yugong, when Yugong went to the toilet, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and wanted to find something to do, so he wanted to move the two mountains."

"Ah, the latrine is so smelly, why did the inspiration flash in the latrine?"

"Because Mose suddenly opened up."