My wife is number one in the world
First Section 192
All of you accompanying the exam also saluted: "Your Majesty, please bid farewell to Master Qi."
"Well, Mr. Zhao might as well stay at the mansion for two more days, and let me show my respect as a landlord."
"Thank you, Mr. Qi, for your kindness. The next official still focuses on the restoration of the order, so I leave."
"Farewell."
"Good to go."
Liu Mingzhi, who was taking Ying'er back home, stopped suddenly, sniffing around with his nose up.
"Master, what's wrong with you?"
"Ying'er, do you smell a fragrance?"
Ying'er also sniffed at the words, and suddenly realized: "Master, it's the fragrance of peaches, and it's inside this wall."
"Ah, it's still the tip of your nose. The late peaches in August are full of light and are the sweetest. Ying'er, the young master wants to eat peaches!"
"Ying'er is going to buy peaches for the young master, the young master is waiting."
Grabbing Ying'er Liu Mingzhi shook his head: "No, no, the young master doesn't want to eat the bought ones, the young master wants to eat the peaches inside."
"But young master, we don't know this family, so how could we eat the peaches here?"
Liu Mingzhi looked at the house, and it seemed familiar: "This seems to be the street in someone's backyard. Unfortunately, I can't see the plaque, and I don't know who it is, but I feel a little familiar!"
Ying'er turned around in confusion: "Master, the houses around are all similar, what's the difference?"
"That's right, maybe it's my illusion, Ying'er, how about we......"
Ying'er looked at the young master in surprise and exclaimed, "Steal?"
Covering Ying'er's small cherry mouth: "Hush your voice, do you want everyone in Jinling to know?"
Ying'er stared wide-eyed and nodded abruptly: "But young master, we have everything in our house, we can buy whatever we want, why are you stealing peaches?"
Young Master Liu started the teaching mode: "You don't understand this, what you buy is not as sweet as growing, and what you grow is not as sweet as stealing from others. As the saying goes, it is better to steal than a wife, Home flowers don’t have the fragrance of wild flowers, so think about whether your own flowers don’t have the fragrance of wild flowers! In the same way, peaches stolen must be sweeter than peaches bought!”
Liu Mingzhi recalled the scene of stealing melons from the melon field in his childhood in his previous life. Even if the watermelons he stole were not ripe, they tasted better than bought ones.
Chapter 238 Peach Stealer?Flower thief?
But, you are the young master of the dignified Liu family, if someone catches you, it will be a big deal. "
"Come on, it's just stealing a few peaches. Let's try it for others first. If it's not sweet, it's not a scam if he sells it to others. We're protecting the rights of buyers."
Unreasonable Yinger must not be able to talk to Liu Mingzhi, she nodded in embarrassment: "But young master, how can you climb up this high wall?"
Liu Mingzhi looked at the two-meter-high fence and thought about a solution.
"Ying'er, if you step on me, I'll ask you to go up."
Ying'er immediately shook her head: "Ying'er is afraid, it's too high, and Ying'er doesn't dare to step on the young master, if you want many masters to step on Ying'er, I'll ask you to go up."
Looking at Yinger's small body up and down, Liu Mingzhi dispelled the idea. From the perspective of physics, it is okay to lie on Yinger's body. It has a large bearing area and a strong support point. It is not a big problem. You have to kick her on the ground: "It's not right, let's find another way."
Ying'er looked at the deserted streets all around in a daze, and there were few people passing by in the back streets: "This street is bare, there is nothing, let's forget it."
"Wait, wait, young master, think about it." Liu Mingzhi bit his finger and began to think, what was recorded in the nine-style sword song that the old man gave him, this, that, and then this, sank into his dantian, and suddenly use force.
"Ah, young master, you..."
"Fuck." Liu Mingzhi looked at Yinger who was looking up at him on the ground with trembling legs, and suddenly lay down on the wall and hugged the wall tightly: "Is this coming up?"
After calming down his turbulent heart, Liu Mingzhi heaved a sigh of relief: "Thank you for the mental skills that my lady taught day and night on the mountain, it turned out to be really useful."
"Master, are you alright?" Ying'er nervously looked at the worry on the young master's face from below.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm waiting to pick up the peaches, and don't break them by pocketing them with the hem of my clothes, otherwise it won't taste good."
"Oh, be careful, young master." Ying'er carefully looked at the people on the street, as frightened as a thief.
Looking at the hundreds of dense peach trees in the backyard and the bright red and huge peaches hanging on the trees, Liu Mingzhi swallowed his saliva: "The ground is quite fat, no wonder the peaches grow so well, and the fruit fragrance is overflowing."
"Hey, no matter how you look at this backyard, it looks familiar. This gazebo seems familiar." Could it be that the aesthetics of the ancients are the same?
"Master, are you all right?"
"Don't worry, don't worry, I'll be fine soon."
Within reach, there are several bright red peaches that can be picked by reaching out by the wall. Liu Mingzhi didn't dare to waste any time, so he picked one and sent it to his mouth without wiping it: "Well, it's sweet and juicy, so delicious. It's a good time."
kindness?Liu Mingzhi, who was chewing peaches, suddenly heard the sound of splashing water coming from the peach grove: "Well, pay attention, there is an artificial lake flowing, the land is fertile and watery, and it is not unreasonable for peaches to be sweet."
Quickly picked a few peaches and leaned over to throw them to Yinger, Liu Mingzhi was in a dilemma. The few peaches that were riding on the wall nearby were all picked clean. Looking at the six or seven peaches on Yinger's clothes, Liu Mingzhi was a little bit unwilling , There are so many little kids in the family, and there is not enough for each of them. Gritting his teeth, Liu Mingzhi slid down the fence, jumped directly into the fence and started picking peaches in large quantities: "The big family definitely doesn't care about these peaches, so good! No one guards Taolin."
Young Master Liu, who already had dozens of peaches wrapped around his clothes, stared blankly at an open field in the peach grove. Water was pouring on the jade-like white neck, and the blue hair naturally fell out of the wooden barrel, and the white collarbone shone with brilliance, and the peach in his mouth fell with a click: "It turned out to be the sound of bathing, not lake water. Flowing voice!"
"Who?" came the crisp and pleasant voice of Jiaren suddenly hugging her chest.
"No one, you heard wrong!"
My motherfucker, Young Master Liu really wanted to slap himself, so what the hell are you talking about? Isn't this 300 taels of silver here!Without caring about his annoyance, Liu Mingzhi turned around and ran away. Damn it, I just stole a few peaches to eat, so why did I turn into peeping at everyone's ladies taking a bath?
"This way, that way, in this way, I jump."
kindness?Liu Mingzhi stared blankly at his body, why is he still inside the wall.
"I jump."
"I'll keep jumping."
"Da Hei, Er Hei, Xiao Hei, give it to me." A crisp female voice came, followed by several roars of Chinese pastoral dogs. Liu Mingzhi became even more anxious. There is no rabies vaccine in this era.
In a hurry, the peach in my arms didn't care about it anymore, and she gave up her breath, this way, and finally the dantian was so angry, I jumped.
Liu Mingzhi, who was standing on the wall, jumped off the wall without any hesitation, and said with a disbelief on his face, "The young master has come out."
"Could it be that there are too many peaches and overweight? So you can't jump up?"
"Wow woof woof..."
Hearing the barking of dogs inside the fence, Liu Mingzhi didn't think much of it, and ran away with Ying'er. If he was caught as a peach thief, he would become a flower picker.
"You bastard, I'm going to kill you."
Hearing the heart-piercing shouts from behind, Liu Mingzhi shivered and ran even more anxiously.
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