My wife is number one in the world

Tang Mingrui stretched out his chopsticks to block the chopsticks extended by the two subordinates again, grabbed the plate of snail stuffed rice and brought it in front of him, glaring at the two of them unhappily, and said, "Who do you think I am, Tang Bohu?" Is it the kind of person who is greedy for life and afraid of death? How can my young master let others do such a great task of testing whether food is poisonous, and if it spreads, won’t it make people laugh at my cowardice, Tang Mingrui?"

After he finished speaking, he lowered his head, endured the burning sensation in his mouth, and quickly gobbled up a few pills, as if he was afraid that two followers would come to snatch him and prevent him from completing this great character of poisoning himself.

Seeing this appearance, Lu Xuan felt it was funny, the three master and servant are really funny.

If there is an Oscar for funny competition in the world, Lu Xuan feels that the whole world owes their three masters and servants a gold award.

"Sir, your beer." At this time, a waiter put a frozen beer under the table.

After the beer was served, another female staff member came over with two plates, put a portion of fried noodles and a few skewers of barbecue in front of Lu Xuan, and said softly, "Sir, here are the barbecue and fried noodles you ordered earlier. Please use it slowly."

"Thank you." Lu Xuan said politely, then pulled the fried noodles in front of him, picked up the chopsticks and prepared to eat.

Since Tang Mingrui had monopolized the last plate of rice snail stuffing on the table, the two servants who had nothing to eat could only watch eagerly.

Seeing that Lu Xuan suddenly changed to a new variety, the two servants showed doubts and asked aloud.

"Mr. Lu Xuan, are the things you ordered delicious?"

"Yes, is there any harmful factor in it? We also want to test it."

Lu Xuan was completely speechless, and was completely amused by the master and servant.

Damn, you can eat as much as you want, and you still say that you have to test the poison yourself, as if the human beings all over the world still owe them a monument of merit.

Speechless, it is estimated that Tang Mingrui is the master and servant in the whole world, to be so cute and funny, so shameless, right?

"Okay, then let's eat together, let's test the poison." Lu Xuan pouted his mouth, pushed the fried noodles that he wanted to eat into the center, and asked the two servants to eat together.

The two attendants looked at Lu Xuan gratefully, then stretched out their chopsticks to pick up the fried noodles on the plate, put them in their mouths and tasted them.

Fried noodles are a must-have item in restaurants and night markets that are very common in the streets and alleys. Almost all men, women and children like to eat it. It becomes very popular in winter, and sometimes they have to queue for half an hour without getting it.

In fact, there are not too many things put into the stir-fried noodles, just pork and various vegetables, seasoned with soy sauce and stir-fried together.If you like spicy food, you can also put some chili peppers, and you will feel hot and spicy in your mouth instantly.

The most important thing about fried noodles is to eat them while they are hot. Even if you add nothing but oil, salt and soy sauce for frying, it is very delicious.Once cold, it has no taste at all, and even feels very greasy.

However, fried rice noodles are the most delicious fried rice noodles, and the rice noodles in Guangdong and Guangxi are the best, soft and silky.The pho in other places is a bit hard, or too slippery, and you can't even pick it up.

What Lu Xuan and the others ate was the rice noodles that are abundant in Guangdong and Guangxi. As long as the oil, salt and soy sauce are fried, this kind of rice becomes very delicious.

"Well, the taste is not bad. I'll try it again. After all, I can't tell if there is any harm in it!" After taking a bite of the fried powder, the short follower couldn't help but exclaimed, and raised his chopsticks to try again. .

The strong follower also nodded, Ying He said: "That's right, after all, you can't test its toxicity in one bite, you need to eat a few more bites."

Tang Mingrui saw the two servants eating with so much gusto, he couldn't help but put down the plate containing the stuffed escargots, stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the stir-fried noodles out of curiosity, and said solemnly, "Since there is such a difficult task of testing the poison with one's own body, Mission, how can I miss this young master? Come, let me see if this thing is harmful to the human body."

Tang Mingrui couldn't help admiring after taking a mouthful of fried noodles, "It's very delicious, but whether there are any harmful factors to the body, we will have to wait for my son to eat a few more bites before we can tell."

As Tang Mingrui said, he picked up the fried powder with his chopsticks and put it into his mouth again.

While he was eating the fried noodles, the two attendants stretched out their chopsticks in unison to grab the two snail stuffing left on Tang Mingrui's plate, and solemnly played the banner of helping the young master to test the poison.

"Damn it, next time you steal food from me, I will punish you very severely, believe it or not?" Tang Mingrui warned his two subordinates with his eyes staring at the empty plate after eating the fried noodles.

Hearing the sound, the two subordinates immediately nodded and replied vigorously: "Master, we know we were wrong, and we will not dare to do it again next time. This kind of resolute task must be handed over to the young master to complete it first. From the mountain of swords to the sea of ​​fire, we will always hide behind the young master."

"That's right, even if there is a hail of bullets ahead, we will firmly hide behind the young master, and will never take a step forward to hinder the young master from becoming famous." The strong follower echoed.

"Huh?" Hearing what the two followers said, Tang Mingrui couldn't help raising his brows, and looked over curiously, with cold eyes.

Seeing this, the two attendants were startled, and explained: "I'm sorry, young master, except for testing the poison, we have always stood in front of you and blocked all dangers for you."

damn-

This time Lu Xuan was completely speechless. Tang Mingrui, master and servant, are really a bunch of bastards. Two and two add up to a Go board, and the whole board is full of two.

Soon, Tang Mingrui and his team brought over their new snail stuffed rice, and each of them ordered a stir-fried rice noodle.

They ate with relish, while chatting with Lu Xuan, and occasionally the three master and servant even staged scenes of hilariously amusing scenes.

Through drinking and eating this time, the relationship between the four people has obviously improved a lot, and the two attendants also introduced their names.

The short guy is nicknamed Skinny Monkey, and the strong one is called Big Bear.

"Oh, it's too bad, I have to go to the toilet." After eating for a while, Tang Mingrui said aloud.

Hearing that Tang Mingrui was about to go to the toilet, the two followers immediately became vigilant and asked seriously, "Master, are you poisoned? Do you want me to call an ambulance?"

"I poisoned your sister, I'm too full to shit!" Tang Mingrui glared at them and said angrily.

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Chapter 236 A Wisp of Black Silk and a Wisp of Soul

Chapter 236 A Wisp of Black Silk and a Wisp of Soul

"Can you guarantee that as long as I swear not to tell anything about today's incident, you will let us leave safely?" After careful consideration, Wan Yang couldn't bear to let him die, after all, Liu Yi's threatening words were too harsh.

Liu Mingzhi looked at Liu Yi: "Liu Yi, do you listen to me or not?"

Liu Yi saluted respectfully: "The master is not here, the young master's words are instructions, how dare Liu Yi not listen."

"Okay, let's send someone to send that thing back and hide it first. If there are too many people on the street, if it leaks out, it will be a disaster."

"Yes!" Liu Yi waved his hand, signaling Liu Yezi to bring the bed crossbow back first, he also knew what the young master said was not unreasonable, it would be better if this thing didn't show up.

The sound of the bed crossbow creaking and rolling gradually disappeared in the corner of the street, and everyone in the Kingdom of Jin breathed a sigh of relief. After all, placing such a big killer here is like hanging an epee above their heads, which makes people feel uneasy.

In case the green-robed man holding the hammer accidentally knocked on the winch, with the power of the bed crossbow at such a short distance, few people would be able to take such a fatal blow.

"Brother Wan, Liu has already expressed enough sincerity, let's swear!"

Wan Yang's expression was gloomy but helpless: "I swear to the heavens, Wan Yang of the Jin Kingdom, that I will never touch a single hair of Liu Mingzhi. If I spread the news today, I am willing to be bombarded by the sky and five thunderbolts. I can let them retreat. Yet?"

"No, this oath is already rotten, it's too hasty."

"What do you propose?"

"I said you learn from me."

"it is good."

"I, Wan Yang, swear to the heavens that if we publicize what happened today, it will hurt Master Liu in the slightest."

"Wan Yang swears to the heavens that if he announces what happened today, he will hurt Master Liu in the slightest."

"If you violate this oath, you will fall to death while walking, choke to death when drinking water, choke to death when eating, fall into the latrine and drown to death, and the ancestors and ancestors will have no peace in the ground, and the whole kingdom of Jin will perish."