My wife is number one in the world

"The ancients also said that it is not a gentleman not to take revenge!"

"Hey, the young master really prefers to be soft rather than hard. If you say that, the young master is really good. A man would rather die than surrender. What do you want?"

"A man can bend and stretch, what kind of man is he to argue with two weak women."

Liu Mingzhi almost spit out a mouthful of blood, I'll fuck you, you two are also considered weak women: "The skinny camel is bigger than a horse, Liu is a man no matter what, he doesn't want to care about you like you, you Do you really think I'm afraid of you?"

"Hmph, a shedding phoenix is ​​not as good as a chicken, and you, a scholar who has no strength to restrain a chicken, dare to bark!"

Liu Mingzhi was at a loss for words, why didn't he find this girl so eloquent before: "As the saying goes, marry a chicken and follow the chicken, marry a dog and follow the dog, what about me and Yun'er is a matter between us, and it's not your turn to intervene in the middle." And, we are the right way, and the evil cannot prevail, so what qualifications do you have to make the young master apologize for Yun'er?"

"Men are afraid of entering the wrong profession, women are afraid of marrying the wrong man. This girl and Sister Yun are like biological sisters. You just can't do it if you bully her. The bullshit is so evil. This girl has to make you apologize. It's just like the so-called demon who is taller than one foot." It's ten feet tall, and I can't do without an apology."

My mother, you are really good, you can.

Liu Mingzhi didn't bother to mess around with this stubborn girl, so he directly put the sword case in his hand on the ground: "Little girl, although this sword was given to me by the old man, I can't bear it any longer. You have gone too far today, offend me!" China.....I won't offend people if they don't attack me, but if people offend me, I will..."

The Wenren Yun Shu patted the embroidered shoes under the skirt with his hands, obviously there was no stain, but he patted very carefully: "Tch, if you want to do it, just click it, and you can't stop nagging, damn it, let it go to the rivers and lakes without knowing the casualties It’s been a few rounds, remember this girl’s words, you’ll be strong if you strike first, and you’ll suffer later, reflect on yourself.”

"Fucking up....legs....damn........ just don't,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Revenge." Eldest Young Master Liu knelt down on the ground with eyes as wide as a bull's, and said these words through gritted teeth.

Wenren Yun Shu turned around arrogantly, flicked Qingsi casually, and went to her sister Yun to announce the good news with a sideways song.

When Young Master Liu regained consciousness, he was already in the middle of the sky. Wenren Yunshu kicked his yin leg and let him fall asleep on his knees. The reason for the old man's calculations was that he was tired and drowsy, and Wenren Yunshu kicked him directly into his dream in pain.

Young Master Liu stared at Qi Yun who was holding a medicine bowl beside him, "Ma'am, the sparrow is gone!" His tone was indescribably negative.

"Da Lang, get up and drink the medicine." Qi Yun carefully blew on the medicine soup in the spoon.

Liu Mingzhi sat up suddenly, no longer had that half-dead look, staring at Qi Yun closely: "Lady, what did you just say?"

"Dalang, drink the medicine."

Young Master Liu's mouth twitched, and he looked at Qi Yun in horror: "The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are like the Big Dipper? Ma'am, do you understand what your husband is talking about?"

Qi Yun shook her head: "I don't understand!"

Liu Mingzhi lay limp on the bed with half of his body: "My lady, you scared me to death."

Qi Yun hurriedly went to help her husband: "Da Lang, are you okay? The doctor clearly said that you are okay at all. How could this be?"

"Don't don't touch me, tell me, why did you call me Da Lang?"

Qi Yun put down the medicine bowl in her hand and was a little shy: "Sister Yun Shu said that it is too nasty for me to call your husband all day long. It is not appropriate for me to call you by your name. After all, a husband is a wife, and I dare not go beyond that." Later, Sister Yun Shu said that you are the eldest son of our family, and you are all called Lang Jun, and it is most appropriate to call you Da Lang!"

Young Master Liu's eyes widened with anger. Everyone in the Liu Mansion woke up from their dreams with a single sentence: "Little girl named Wen, are you going to scare me to death? If you don't take this revenge, Liu Mingzhi swears not to be a human being."

"Dalang, drink the medicine first!"

"Call me Husband!" There was a second angry howl from the Liu residence.

Chapter 195

In the land of Jingchu, the mountains are high, the forests are dense, the birds are singing, the mountain wind is whistling, and the valley is quiet.

Here is a holy place that lives in a remote corner. There are simple people here, and there are also ruthless people who play with snakes, insects, rats and ants.

The land of Miaojiang is vast and boundless. In this quiet land, bone flutes, wooden drums and various unique musical instruments narrate the different customs of the land of Miaojiang.

The land of Miaojiang has always been mysterious and colorful, and people who don’t know it are afraid of it. In the eyes of outsiders, the Miao people are not good at farming. They have been breeding wild animals in the mountains for a long time, and deal with various poisons. It seems that the psychological sensory factors, outsiders I always think that all Miao people have a mysterious color on them, they can kill people invisible, or they can kill people if they disagree with each other.

As for the facts, there are very few people who have seen it. Most of the Miao people came out of the Miao village to exchange things. The fur of wild animals in the mountains and various medicines that are rare in the mountains can be exchanged for food. What do outsiders know about Miaojiang? It is limited to this, because they dare not set foot in the mysterious mountain forest to find the rumored Miao Village.

In the history of China, Miaojiang also had many names. In the Tang Dynasty, it was a small border country with mountains and rivers. Treasures, that's all.

During the Song Dynasty, this was the Dali Kingdom with pleasant scenery and beautiful mountains and clear waters. No matter how turbulent the Central Plains were, Dali still retained its own prosperity, and it was a rare piece of pure land in the world.

In a mysterious place, many people want to uncover its mysterious veil, but most of them stop at the word Miaojiang Gudu, as if the Miaojiang Gudu is the kind of existence that will die if touched, it has to be daunting.

Even though the people in Miaojiang have surrendered to the court and dispatched local officials since the founding of the Dalong Dynasty, the officials of the Dalong Dynasty still rarely take the initiative to learn about this mysterious land and have contact with the Miao people in Miaojiang. Only the elders who took the initiative to go out of the Miao village to resolve the internal disputes in the village met face to face.

In name, the political affairs of the land of Miaojiang are managed by officials sent by the Dalong Dynasty. In fact, all kinds of things in the Miao village are handled by the elders of each village and the local chieftain. If you want to report to the government afterwards, you can Report it, and if you don’t want to report it to the officials, you won’t care too much. Anyway, most of the officials stationed in Jingchu in the Dalong Dynasty have the same idea. After the three-year term expires, leave this barbaric land as soon as possible.

It's true that in the eyes of outsiders, the land of Miaojiang is synonymous with barbarians and savages. One more thing is worse than one thing less. Anyway, they will not take the initiative to contact that mysterious place, the mysterious poisonous poison.

The agile wind blew the notes of joy. Compared with the toil and hard work of the outside world, it seems that all of them proclaim that Miaojiang is the real back-to-nature paradise.

The residence of the three Miao in the past, with the waves of Pengli on the left and the water of Dongting on the right, with Wenshan in the south and Hengshan in the north, it is the land of the Miao border.Dangerous mountains and bad waters, poisonous insects and ferocious beasts, Miaojiang has never lacked mystery. The phoenix nirvana in the ancient city, the Sun and Moon God Sect in Jin Yong's pen rose here, and the Five Immortals Sect is famous all over the world for its ability to control Gu.

The Miao people are good at singing and dancing, the ancient rhyme and Miao songs are melodious, the drums and dances are amazing, and there is a little unrestrained enthusiasm in every gesture.

Miao girls are especially affectionate, daring to love and hate, with exquisite thoughts and jingling silver ornaments all over her body.

The mountain flowers are delicate and the water is blue, the wild fairies are ghosts and elves, and the girls are full of love and dreams, singing Altair and Vega a cappella.

Miaojiang women are affectionate, sexual and eccentric elves, like a clear spring in the mountains, all of which exude a pure and natural atmosphere, and elder brothers and younger sisters are the most touching.

Although the Miao people are collectively called the Miao people, the interior is not as peaceful as outsiders imagined. The Miao people in the paradise also have disputes. The Miao people have long skirt Miao, short skirt Miao, red Miao, white Miao, and green Miao. Among the family members, there are officials canonized by the court, Miao Shuai, or become handsome.They are the leaders of various ethnic groups, and there have been constant small battles for territory and resources.

Originally relying on the mountains to eat mountains and rely on water to drink water, the Miao people gradually gave birth to the idea of ​​lords and feudal private ownership because of the intervention of outsiders.

This is also one of the main reasons for the disputes among the tribes.

In a wooden house built against the mountain, there is a young girl, no, looking at the black hair coiled behind her, it can be seen that she has already regarded herself as a woman.

There are three thousand strands of blue hair for young girls, and one strand for young women. This is the custom of the Han people. This is a very clear sign. As long as you see a woman with green hair coiled up outside, it means that she is married and married. Those men who are imaginative will put away their unruly thoughts. After all, colluding with a married woman is punishable by castration under the Dalong law.

If a woman hooks up with a man, she will be immersed in a pig cage.

But there is one exception, there is a special regulation in the laws of the Great Dragon Dynasty, except for housewives, concubines in the family can be exchanged as long as the man agrees, this is a kind of elegant fashion in the eyes of the dignitaries of the Great Dragon Dynasty Things like sending concubines to each other often happen, which is not uncommon.

Even if those concubines are unwilling, there is nothing they can do. As concubines, their identities are not much stronger than those of maids and maids.

A colorful little snake coiled quietly on the wooden table. It shouldn't be called a little snake, because there seemed to be two tentacles on the snake's head, which was quite weird.

The girl rested her cheeks and looked out the window in a quiet trance, laughing lightly for a while, sighing softly for a while, when she laughed, the flowers were colorless, and when she sighed, everything was sad.

The girl pointed the poisonous snake's head with her finger: "Xiaolong, Liu Lang doesn't know what he is doing. According to the rules of the Han people, he should have participated in the imperial court's Qiu Wei. Although Liu Lang is a bit out of tune, he is also talented The good talent in body is several times stronger than those well-dressed students, no, it is tens of thousands of times, there is no man in the world who is as charming and interesting as him." As long as Liu Mingzhi is mentioned, Qinglian's face will change. She glowed with a dazzling look, as if she could never finish speaking, and when the word Liu Lang was mentioned, there was an uncontrollable smile on the corner of her mouth.

Xiaolong broke away from Qinglian's palm, coiled and turned back on the table, shaking his head for a while, nodding his head for a while, quite miraculous, the snake's letter spit out chillingly, and a cold blue light shone on the snake's teeth.

Qinglian stood up and looked at Xiaolong happily: "You said you want me to find Liulang?"

Xiaolong swayed and spit out the snake letter and quietly faced Qinglian.

"Forget it, Liu Lang has already married. Not only do I have no name and no relationship with him, but we shouldn't destroy his family. He smiled really happily on the day he got married. He must love sister Qi very much. Sister Qi is a famous family. My lady, Liu Lang is the representative of the noble gentry in the south of the Yangtze River, and they are the right family in the eyes of others. Qinglian is just a barbaric village girl in the eyes of the Han people, what right do you have to meet him."

Xiaolong circled around the wooden table anxiously, looking at the master non-stop.