My wife is number one in the world

"maybe........"

Yun Xiaoxi stared at a certain position of First Young Master Liu, and his tone became gloomy: "Maybe uncle can cut it for you, so that you can't be a man for the rest of your life, eh......Think about it." It's fun...horrible!"

"What nonsense are you talking about! You don't know who my cousin is, how could I take the three of them to Tianxiang Tower, don't you think about it yourself? Let go!"

Yun Xiaoxi looked suspiciously at First Young Master Liu and slowly loosened his fingers: "That's right, although you were four years old and peeked at the maid taking a bath, you were five years old and sneaked into the maid's bed, six years old and watched the widow taking a bath, and seven years old Staring at the maid drooling, flirting with the maid at the age of nine, and going out to the brothel at the age of 13, this is not a thing, but it is impossible to take my son to the brothel and drink wine!"

"uh-huh..........."

"Yun Xiaoxi, don't spout blood. I didn't have you when I was four years old. How do you know so clearly?"

"My mother told me, she said that you wanted to peek at her bathing, but she caught you on the spot, and she told me to stay away from you in the future, so as not to be taken advantage of by your squinting eyes!"

"I...your mother... I peeped at your mother taking a bath, and was stolen and confiscated on the spot. Is my physical strength so unreasonable?"

"Predecessor?"

Yun Xiaoxi looked at First Young Master Liu blankly, obviously not understanding what the predecessor meant!

"Eh... before I was ignorant, you wouldn't be slandering me, would you?"

"No, you used to be like this. You don't seem to be good enough for you. By the way..." Yun Xiaoxi muttered with his chin: "It seems that nothing is good enough for you." If it’s not for you, no matter what, you have to conclude that a beast is inferior, right?”

"I...I..." Liu Dashao looked at the sky with tears in his eyes, his lips trembling: "Is my mother's injustice? It's okay to do it, the key is that this is a real scapegoat, the kind that no one believes to be honest!"

"It's quite unfair!"

"Huh? Why do you say that?"

"My mother is talking in her sleep, it seems that she deliberately didn't close the door to let you peep!"

"Why... why?"

"In order to wrong you, you peeked at her bathing!"

"Why?"

"It's fun!"

"You two are my creditors in my previous life. Take it, take it, get it, let's not talk about it, and I will live ten years less. These three bastards, your little cousin and two The little nephew secretly went to Tianxiang Tower to drink flower wine without telling everyone, not only drinking flower wine, but also spending money to pay for everyone!"

"My cousin did a rough calculation. At least you need 2 taels of silver. It's not a loss. You said that if you are real... bah... you can do it with 2 taels of silver. What's wrong, I wanted to know that these two prodigal sons have such virtues, so I had to stuff them back into their mother's womb!"

"The three talents are 2 taels. Cousin, you used to spend tens of thousands of taels when you went to brothels by yourself!"

"I was young, frivolous and ignorant!"

"The three of them are not very old!"

"I... I... Yun Xiaoxi, are you sent by the heavens to torture me? You are my flesh and blood... woo... ..”

"Master, you are back! Hello Miss Biao, Xiao Song is blind and didn't see Miss Biao coming, I'm sorry, Miss Biao, forgive me!"

"It's okay, I'll just come to my cousin's house for a stroll!"

"Yes, thank you Miss Biao!"

First Young Master Liu jumped off the carriage and threw the whip to Liu Song: "Xiao Song, take the three pigs in the carriage to the well in the inner courtyard for me to wake up with cold water, and then bring the training stick to me. !"

"what?"

"Ah, you are a lady, go!"

"Yes!"

"and many more!"

"Master, you order!"

"Invite the old man, that old thing that is not a thing, to the inner courtyard, as well as my mother, Yun'er, Qinglian... all irrelevant people except the servants are invited! I am here today! This Liu Mansion must be 'blood splattered five steps'!"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

Seeing Young Master Liu's angry face, Yun Xiaoxi became anxious: "Cousin, you don't really want to beat them, do you? Don't be impulsive!"

Liu Mingzhi took a deep breath and looked at Yun Xiaoxi with a faint smile: "Of course not, don't be affected by these things, come on, cousin will take you to arrange the room, and live here steadily!"

"But you..."

"Be obedient, come in first with cousin!"

After a while of burning incense, Major Liu found Yun Xiaoxi in a room and arranged for him, changed into a strong attire from the room, took Liu Song's training stick, and walked towards the well with great momentum!

All the maids in the inner courtyard were cleared out, just as Young Master Liu passed through the arch, he saw Mrs. Liu holding a soft sword, chasing Liu Zhi'an who was disheveled because of dodging with a pretty face!

"You goddamn old bastard, what crime did my mother do to put on such a bastard like you!"

"Madam, Madam, listen to the old man's explanation, there is a reason for the old man to do this!"

"Go and explain to your ancestors, I will stab you to death with a sword!"

"Turtle son, you are going to die of anger for your mother and you old man!"

Qinglian was so out of breath, she put Liu Chengfeng on her knees, and kept pumping Liu Chengfeng who had already woken up a lot with her shoes!

The anger was so extreme that Qinglian even spoke out some dialects of Shu.

Watching Qi Yun also support Liu Chengzhi to show off his shoe sole skills again, making Liu Chengzhi cry loudly!

Although Liu Laosi, the only survivor, didn't love him for the time being, but I'm afraid he won't be spared for a long time. Mrs. Liu will "draw her sword" to her youngest son after cleaning up Liu Zhi'an!

"Run, son of a turtle, today's sunset is the beauty you will never forget!"

Young Master Liu was afraid that Qinglian and Qi Yun's loving mother would be a loser, and they would act in front of him, so he rushed forward brandishing the training stick!

Stick to the meat, where the meat is thick, beat it, and where the meat is more, smoke it!

Young master Liu, who is very skilled, has a sense of proportion in his actions, and he doesn't hurt when he hurts!

Sunset on the western mountain, night falls, willows on the moon, the roar of Liu Mansion and the sound of howling ghosts and wolves are still heard!

July [-]th of the fifth year of Dalong Rui'an, Hungry Ghost Festival!

The rumor that the Liu Mansion is haunted spread throughout the capital the next day!

Chapter 72 The Analects of Confucius with Pictures

First Young Master Liu was lying comfortably on the recliner with a book in his hands, and from time to time he gave a nasty laugh!