My dad is a big star

As soon as Hu Shuo said this, the audience inevitably laughed again.

Guo Tianyu pointed at Hu Shuo and said, "What do you know, what is condensed is the essence! What the idiot said is just like you."

Hu Shuo: "Teacher Guo, you mean you are smarter than me?"

"of course."

Guo Tianyu patted his chest confidently.

Hu Shuo: "Come on, let's compare. Today happens to be the fifteenth day of the first lunar month. How about we guess a lantern riddle?"

Guo Tianyu: "Okay! But guessing lantern riddles is not very interesting. Do you dare to win prizes?"

Hu Shuo: "Lucky head? What does Mr. Guo mean to bet on?"

Guo Tianyu nodded: "It's a year before the first month, so let's bet on red envelopes!"

Hu Shuo: "Okay, that's it. If I lose, I will give you a 100 yuan red envelope, and if you lose, I will give you a 100 yuan red envelope!"

"Teacher Guo, is this fair?"

Guo Tianyu: "Don't fool me! If you play like this, I will lose no matter what! If you want to lose, just send me a hundred red envelopes!"

Hu Shuo waved his hand: "Okay, okay, then do as you said, let's start now."

"Wherever you travel thousands of miles, you don't love your home, you don't greedy for wine, rice or tea, you don't fear water, fire, knives and guns, and if you don't see it at sunset, ask what it is?"

Guo Tianyu pretended to be thinking, and was speechless for a while.

Hu Shuo chuckled, "Can't guess it?"

Guo Tianyu waved his hand: "Okay, you've won this round."

"That's one hundred!" Hu Shuo said to the audience: "Everyone help me remember, see how many red envelopes Mr. Guo has to give me today!"

okay!

The audience at the scene cooperated and responded in unison.

Seeing this, Hu Shuo laughed: "You see, this is public opinion!"

"Second question"

"and many more!"

Guo Tianyu quickly stopped Hu Shuo: "The answer to the first question has not been revealed yet, so what exactly is it?"

"Hi!"

"Simple, shadow!"

Hu Shuo revealed the answer.

Hu Shuo: "Traveling thousands of miles, you don't love your home, you don't love wine, rice, or tea, you don't fear water, fire, knives, guns, and you can't see it at sunset. Look at it carefully. Is it a shadow?"

Guo Tianyu: "It seems to be true"

Hu Shuo: "Then let's move on to the second question?"

Guo Tianyu: "Let's write a question, and the 100 yuan will be won back!"

"okay."

"Please listen to the question. It is said that there is one thing. This head looks like that head, that head looks like this head, and the middle head looks like two heads."

"Ask what this is?"

Guo Tianyu fell into deep thought again.

"Can't guess again??" Hu Shuo chuckled.

Guo Tianyu frowned: "What's going on here and there, I'm stunned!"

Hu Shuo: "Is that admitting defeat?"

Guo Tianyu: "I will definitely be able to answer the next question!"

"okay."

"Two hundred!"

Hu Shuo smiled: "The third question"

"Wait, what's wrong with you, you're so busy keeping accounts that you don't know the answer?" Guo Tianyu feigned anger.

"Look at my memory, I forgot again!"

Hu Shuo patted his head and said: "This head is on the other side, that head is on this side, in the middle of the two heads, and in the middle is like two heads, ask what it is."

"The answer to the mystery is that Mr. Guo is holding a light bulb in one hand!"

"Teacher Guo, you taste it carefully, is that the case?"

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Hahaha

After hearing Hu Shuo's answer to this riddle, the audience immediately burst into laughter. Guo Tianyu has a shaved head and holds a light bulb in each hand, so he just echoed Hu Shuo's riddle.

"Pooh!!"

"What the hell!!!"

Guo Tianyu rolled his eyes.

"Don't care what it is, Mr. Guo, it's two hundred now!"

Hu Shuo laughed: "The third question, there is a thing with one thousand and four legs, but it can't move an inch, what is it?"

"Centipede!"

Guo Tianyu gave the answer.

Hu Shuo shook his head: "A centipede doesn't have a thousand and four legs. Besides, Mr. Guo, have you counted them?"

Guo Tianyu frowned: "Who can count those things!"

Hu Shuo: "So, your answer is wrong!"