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Lin Yu was confused, he thought he had heard wrong.

Li Li repeated again,

"I ask you, would you like to be my boyfriend?"

"Sister, don't mess with me, okay?"

Lin Yu felt that today was the day he had been played with the most, and that life would be worse than death.

Li Li's smile stiffened immediately, and then she roared ferociously,

"My mother asked if you would like to, meaning to give you a notice, to be my boyfriend now, if you dare to say no, you will be abolished immediately."

As he said that, he stepped up his feet.

Lin Yu was startled for a while, but when he felt his brother's oppression, he nodded repeatedly,

"Yes, yes, I am very willing. This is a good thing that can't be found with a lantern. Only a fool will refuse."

After Li Li heard this, she was satisfied and let go of her feet.

Lin Yu breathed a sigh of relief, feeling as if he had walked through the gate of hell.

Then he asked timidly,

"That... May I know why you asked me to be your boyfriend?"

"Hmph, isn't it a good thing you did?"

"I?"

Lin Yu didn't know why.

Li Li replied,

"After the video of Hongxing Hotel was uploaded, everyone thought I was having an affair with you, and now I've been suspended because of this. Do you think it's none of your business?"

"what?"

Lin Yu didn't expect that a whim that time would lead to such serious consequences, which is no less than killing someone's job.

"That, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, and I didn't expect the consequences to be so serious."

He apologized carefully.

Li Li seemed free and easy,

"Cut, isn't it just a suspension? I don't care about it. I just have a few days to go around. But it's you..."

She approached Lin Yu, and this action made Xiao Lin Yu shrank in reflex in fright.

She narrowed her eyes, curled her lips,

"It's still good looking, but it's too girly. Forget it, I'll do what I can. If you become my boyfriend, let's see what else they can spread rumors about."

"Eh...you are with me because of rumors?"

"fart!"

Li Li said contemptuously,

"I just asked you to be my boyfriend in honor. Still together? Lazy toad is not as beautiful as you think."

She pointed her fingers and said, "After being my boyfriend, first, you can't talk to other women, and you can't walk too close, otherwise I will look unattractive. Second, I don't want to do whatever I want, don't let me hear you twittering. Third, be on call, even if it is called in the middle of the night, you have to rush to me. The above

Three points, if you can't do one, I will kill you. "

Lin Yu was dumbfounded by Li Li's domineering appearance. After a long while, he burst out saying,

"Then you'd better kill me!"

"Ok?"

Li Li reached out to touch the kitchen knife on the ground, Lin Yu was so frightened that she quickly changed her words, "I promise to complete the task!"

1 Chapter [-] Hoe Wo?At noon?

"Hey, does your boyfriend still owe me a confession? I don't like to settle down."

Li Li's words caused Lin Yu to complain in a low voice,

"Hmph, you're already threatening me, isn't that considered a compromise?"

"What do you say?"

"It's nothing, it's nothing! It should be there, confession is a must. But you see, I can't confess to you like this, why don't you let me go first?"

Lin Yu laughed.

What he thought was that once it was untied, he ran away immediately, and the silver was placed in the cabinet. As long as he got it, would it not be easy to run away?

But his little plan is doomed to fail, Li Li said with a smile,

"Don't play tricks in front of me. Is it for nothing that I eat a few years more than you? Confess to me now until I am moved."

Lin Yu couldn't help crying, what should I do?Forcing him to be a boyfriend, you have to be moved by his confession.

How can there be such a wonderful thing in the world?

Lin Yu wanted to cry, but didn't even dare to refuse, so he could only stammer, pretending to say affectionately,

"Li Li, when I first saw you... Ah!"

Li Li kicked his thigh,

"Don't talk to me about bad street talk, cliche!"

"Actually, I've been looking for someone all along. I've traveled through mountains and seas of people, through the vicissitudes of the world, until I suddenly look back... It hurts, take it easy!"

Lin Yu was lying on the ground, his body arched into a shrimp shape, this time Li Li aimed at his stomach.

Li Li despised,

"Don't you have a good mouth? Why do you say such low-level words? The children in kindergarten are better than you."

"Then you teach me? Standing and talking won't hurt your back."

Lin Yu complained casually, and it was another period of recuperation.

After venting her anger, Li Li stood up and commanded condescendingly,

"Give me a good draft, if you can't figure it out within 3 minutes, I can only use some tricks for you!"

The words were full of threats, which made Lin Yu feel terrified.

His mind was spinning extremely fast, thinking about the novels, TV series, movies he had read before... Anyway, he tried his best to think about everything related to love, hoping to find a novel confession.

Li Li looked at the watch on her phone,

"1 minutes!"

"2 minutes! Haven't figured it out yet?"

"3 minutes,"

She raised the knife in her right hand,

In Lin Yu's panic, his mind went blank, but he blurted out,

"I am Hoe, and you are Dangwu. I am Qingming, and you are Hetu."

As soon as these words came out, Li Li didn't understand what they meant at first, but after she figured it out, a blush immediately appeared on her face.

After Lin Yu said it, he realized what he had done to die.

He closed his eyes and waited for the punishment of death.

But Li Li didn't make any attack, but covered her mouth in surprise.

Lin Yu looked at it, and thought to himself, so the female devil likes this?So he boldly continued,

"I love you, I fall in love with you, I fall in love with you more and wake up with you."

"My fists and my lower body will only be hard for you. What I hold in my heart, what I hold in my arms, and what I press down are you."

Li Li blushed as if she could bleed, she let go of her hand, and the kitchen knife fell to the ground.

Then covered his face with his hands,

"Stop talking, enough is enough!"

But Lin Yu was relentless, thinking,

You played with me just now, now it's my turn to tease you, this is called reincarnation in the way of heaven.See if I tease you or not.

He raised his voice more sincerely,

"I won't make you cry except for the time spent under my body. Li Li, be my girlfriend, I have a [-] million project to discuss with you!"

Li Li's face was pink, and she smiled shyly.

When Lin Yu wanted to continue talking, Fang Fang interrupted,

"I promise you!"

Before Lin Yu had played enough, the other party handed over the gun just like that. Although he was a little upset, he still had to finish the trick.

"Then, in this life, you belong to me alone. I am also your guardian throughout your life."

When Lin Yu said this, even he was almost moved.

He thought to himself, the words have come to this point, if you don't hurry up and throw yourself into your arms, then I, Lin Yu, are really incompetent.

Li Li pressed the phone and said proudly,

"It's done! Well done, I will reward you with a steamed stuffed bun."

Lin Yu was stunned, he hadn't figured out what Li Li meant, when a heart-piercing roar came from the phone,

"Lin Yu, you shameless and despicable villain, I'm blind! I wish you infertility and a full house of children and grandchildren."

"What did you do?"

Lin Yu asked in a daze,

Li Li replied easily,

"It's nothing! After going out just now, Lan Ying called and asked you to go to her. Before I said a few words, she scolded me. What she said was terrible."

"And then?" Lin Yu cried with a sad face.

"Then I said that you have agreed to be my boyfriend. She insisted on saying it or not, and then I sent her the voice of your confession. Now you can believe it."

After hearing this, Lin Yu was completely powerless and limp on the ground.

I just said in my heart: It's over, it's over!

Thinking of what he said just now that even he felt embarrassed, the hatred in his heart couldn't be suppressed.

He suddenly opened his eyes and scolded Li Li,

"It's all you, you set everything up for me. How did I offend you? Why do you want to play me like this?"

He was completely angry this time,

"Even if I played too much before, can I solemnly apologize to you? Why do you want to take revenge like this?"

Li Li acted as if she had nothing to do with herself,

"Hey, it was you who confessed that way just now, so don't blame me. If you have a wicked heart but no guts, dare to say it and dare not admit it. What kind of man are you?"

Lin Yuqi's chest felt tight, and he just opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything, he just let out a long sigh.

With a lonely expression on her face, Li Li also realized that she seemed to have gone too far. She wanted to apologize, but was scolded by Lin Yu.

"What else do you want? Are you not satisfied that you have brought me to this point?"

Li Li pursed her lips, straightened up and said,

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk to you. Isn't it just to let her know. Anyway, she is not your girlfriend, why are you so angry. Will you still have me in the future?"

Lin Yu turned his head away, sullen and stopped talking.

Li Li continued,