i have a suite in tang dynasty

He snatched out a large bowl of boiled mutton, folded a few banknotes a few times, hid them in the palm of his hand, and walked up to the eunuch Luo Guan.

"Eunuch, my brother hasn't had enough to eat for several days, I want to ask my father-in-law to do me a favor and give this to him."

Without waiting for Luo Guan to refuse, Lin Yu took the bowl to the other party's hand, and sent it to the other party's hand with the bank note.

Luo Guan nodded with a smile, and gave the bowl to Er Leng. The latter had been hungry for a few days and was so hungry that his chest was stuck to his back. When he saw the meat, he stared at the meat and grabbed the meat without hesitation. Just put it in your mouth.

Lin Yu and the others were eating hot pot and drinking, feeling uncomfortable, but Princess Gao Yang and the others were salivating anxiously when they smelled the aroma.

The three of them stretched their necks to look towards Lin Yu, making gurgling sounds from their throats.

Lin Yu felt the eager eyes of the three people, so he looked at the three people and joked,

"Come on, eat it quickly. It happens that there are a lot of things. If you don't eat, it will be a waste."

But how did those three people have the face to live with them for dinner?

Li Ke snorted coldly, and someone carried him outside. As soon as he reached the door, he was stopped by the guards set up on both sides.

"The emperor has ordered that no one is allowed to leave here."

"What, open your dog eyes and see clearly, I am the third prince, who dares to stop me!"

Li Ke was furious, the two guards lowered their heads and did not speak, but the spears in their hands were always crossed in front of him, blocking his way.

At this time Luo Guan came to him and said,

"Third prince, this is the emperor's decree, how dare we disobey it, please don't embarrass me."

"Hmph!" Li Ke snorted coldly and ordered those people to turn around and go back.

Luo Guan ordered the eunuchs standing outside to go to the imperial dining room to get some dishes.

But how can the dishes in the Imperial Dining Room be compared with the hot pot with all the flavors and flavors?Not to mention the Penglai Xianniang, which is known as the supreme wine.

Princess Gaoyang and the others ate the food and wine prepared by the imperial dining room, but they couldn't swallow it.

Seeing Lin Yu and the others eating, drinking, and having fun, the three of them felt extremely aggrieved.

This scene, at first glance, feels like Lin Yu is the one suing, he is so proud of himself

After a hot pot meal, it took two hours to finish it, and then under the leadership of Lin Yu, they played Fight the Landlord.

It was noisy and yelling again, Princess Gao Yang could hear several people shouting even if she covered her ears.

Finally, she couldn't bear it anymore, so she rushed to Lin Yu and threw the cards in his hand to the ground.

"Give me peace!"

Everyone looked up at her, and Lin Yu said with a strange expression,

"Princess Gaoyang, why are you doing this? We play with ours, and you play with yours. Why don't we do well?"

"Hmph, lifeless thing, do you know where this is, and you dare to make a noise here? If the emperor comes back and sees it, I will cut off the heads of you guys."

After hearing this, Li Tai was not happy.

"Sister Ling, be careful what you say!"

"I said it carelessly, what's wrong? You can still control me? Li Tai, you are an idiot, not only do you not help me, but you also help outsiders to deal with me."

Lin Yu stood up and interrupted her,

"Princess Gao Yang's words are wrong. Li Tai is helping the manager and not helping the relatives. This is what a real man does. On the contrary, some people are so used to their wives that they don't even know that they are being cheated on." .”

Fang Yiai didn't understand what a cuckold was, but he knew that Lin Yu's words were referring to him.

So he came forward and said,

"Lin Yu, I used to have great respect for you, but then you even connived at the servants who came to harm my wife. Today I will definitely fight with you forever."

"That's okay,"

Lin Yu clapped his hands,

"Let's read the songbook on a donkey, we'll see! But let me remind you in advance, stay at home more when you have time, and watch your old lady, otherwise, when you get old, you will get cervical spondylosis sooner or later."

"What do you mean?"

Fang Yiai questioned.

Lin Yu didn't answer directly, but reached out to Fang Yiai,

"Oh, don't take it off, the hat is crooked, I'll straighten it for you."

Fang Yiai opened his hand and took two steps back, then took Princess Gao Yang's hand and walked back.

After Lin Yu sat down, Yuchi Baolin approached him and asked in a low voice,

"Brother, did the cuckold you mentioned just now refer to Princess Gao Yang doing that?"

Because Yuchi Baolin had a loud voice when speaking, even though his voice was low, everyone could hear him clearly.

Lin Yu just picked up the wine glass and immediately put it to his mouth, and reprimanded,

"Keep your voice down and prepare to let everyone know."

Yuchi Baolin didn't let go of the fine wine, he only asked after drinking,

"What's the matter? Haven't we all seen it?"

Lin Yu: "..."

He poured out a glass and drank it, and said,

"That's why you read it, but I haven't."

"cut!"

Yuchi Baolin curled his lips, gave him a blank look, and said to himself,

"Don't think I don't know, you must have watched it by yourself secretly hiding under the covers at night."

"Pfft, what the hell?"

Just as Lin Yu spit out the wine, the other party immediately realized that he had slipped his mouth, quickly covered his mouth, shook his head and said,

"Nothing, I didn't say anything!"

Lin Yu looked at Yuchi Baolin with weird eyes,

"Honestly, the video player won't turn on?"

"No, no, it will still light up, but the sound is not so clear..." Lin Yu: "..."

2 Forty Chapters, Same Bed, Different Dreams

After eating and drinking enough to play, a few people felt uncomfortable sitting for too long, so they found something to spread on the floor and continued to play.

Ordinary people would really dare not be so presumptuous, but these fathers are all the pillars of the imperial court, and the emperor is not here at the moment, so they are very casual.

Lin Yu spread out a tiger skin cushion on the ground, and lay on it comfortably with his legs crossed.

Yuchi Baolin, Li Tai and Qin Huaiyu were addicted to playing Doudizhu, they kept yelling,

"to three"

"to six"

"Tube"

"crushed to death"

"Wang Zha, I only have one card left!"

"..."

Chang Sun Chong found a cushion and sat cross-legged beside Lin Yu,

"Brother, if the Bian Ji Mage comes, will there be any mistakes?"

"How would I know? I'm not that bald donkey. Besides, if people don't want to know, unless they have done nothing, and there are all the evidence of people and evidence, can they still open their eyes and tell lies?"

Lin Yu squinted at him and said,

"Don't worry about it. If you have this time, you might as well lie here and sleep comfortably. Eat, drink, and sleep well. There is nothing more comfortable than this in the world."

Chang Sun Chong said yes, and felt that this time seemed a little risky.

For him, Lin Yu's role is indeed not small, but if it makes Li Shimin feel unhappy and secretly puts on his old man's shoes, then the loss outweighs the gain.

He secretly thought, thinking, if something else goes wrong in a while, he should be prepared.

Looking at Princess Gaoyang again, although her private life is corrupt, she still presents a dignified image of a woman in front of others.

She sat on the stool, took a sip of tea from time to time, and then wiped the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief, she looked quite graceful.

As a result, Lin Yu was even more disgusted with this woman.This is not to be a bitch and still want to set up a torii.

Seeing the time passing by little by little, it was almost time, Lin Yu suddenly jumped up from the tiger skin and walked towards Princess Gaoyang.

At the moment, the latter is resting his head on his temple with a clenched fist, resting with his head tilted.

Seeing this scene, Fang Yiai stepped in front of Lin Yu,

"Lin Yu, what do you want to do?"

Lin Yu smiled and said,

"It's nothing, it's just that Princess Gaoyang is dozing off, and I want to invite her to come and sleep together, sitting on the stool, wouldn't it be uncomfortable?"

Fang Yiai's face turned green at that time, he grabbed Lin Yu's skirt with one hand, trying to lift her up.

But when his bony arm was lifted up dryly, the other party didn't respond.

Lin Yu blocked his hand and smiled,

"Okay, dog with kidney deficiency, save some energy and use it on your mother-in-law, lest she be dissatisfied with her desires and go out to find someone."

When everyone was talking before, they only nodded tactfully. After all, women who did such things would be immersed in pig cages in ancient times.

So everyone will not point it out. At the moment Lin Yu said, Fang Yiai was very angry, and immediately wanted to hit Lin Yu, but was stopped by Luo Guan.

"You can't do it, son-in-law, you can't make trouble in the palace!"

After Fang Yiai heard this, she could only hold back in embarrassment.

The quarrel between the two woke up Princess Gao Yang, the latter stood up and pinched her waist, and was about to curse. Lin Yu took out the video player first, and neither of them knew what it was.

Lin Yu laughed and said,

"Don't be angry, you two. I have something good here that I want to show you. After reading it, Lin will let you handle it. How about it?"

Fang Yiai and Princess Gao Yang looked at Lin Yu suspiciously, and finally they believed each other.

Seeing this, Li Ke, who was sitting by the side, wanted to watch it together, but was stopped by Lin Yu,

"Hey, what are you meddling in the matter of the young couple? I'm crippled and don't stay at home to recuperate well. I don't talk about running around and biting people everywhere. Why do you think I'm so kind to save you?"

Li Ke was furious on the spot, and ordered his servants to arrest Lin Yu, but was stopped by Luo Guan.

Burning with anger, he cursed,

"Little thief Lin Yu, let me see how long you can be proud when you leave the palace."

"Not much, not much, at least I can grab a few more handfuls of dirt on your grave."

After speaking, Lin Yu brought Fang Yiai and Princess Gao Yang to a corner. He turned the volume of the video player to zero, and then turned on the video for them to watch.

This scene was seen by Yuchi Baolin, who couldn't help laughing out loud, Qin Huaiyu followed him and spit out the wine on the spot.

Both Li Tai and Chang Sun Chong still didn't understand what was going on, and asked earnestly, but the two of them didn't say anything, they just laughed and rolled around on the ground.

Looking at Fang Yiai again, that face... tsk tsk, turned white in an instant, then turned red, then turned purple, and finally turned black into Bao Gong.

Princess Gao Yang saw the first moment, her eyes were wide open, she suddenly let out a loud cry, and covered her chest.

The next scene made her cheeks feel hot, and she couldn't help covering her eyes, but she couldn't help but look at it, that round little face was so red that it was about to bleed.

Lin Yu didn't watch the video, because he had already reviewed it dozens of times, ah bah, edited it several times.

He just looked at the changes in the facial expressions of the two of them, with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth.

Ten minutes later, Fang Yiai sat on the ground slumped as if she was exhausted, staring blankly at the front.