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"Foolish Lord?"

Li Shimin's eyes were red,

"Are you calling me a fool? Haha, good scolding, good scolding!"

He couldn't stop laughing wildly, making Lin Yu's whole body hairy from laughing.

Lin Yu also thought that this person wouldn't be too sad and out of his mind, right?

After laughing, Li Shimin said,

"Very good, very good, you are the first person who dared to call me a fool in front of me. I don't know how many people think this way, but they can only bury it in their hearts. Aren't they aggrieved?"

Lin Yu didn't speak, he could almost feel Li Shimin's feeling at this moment.

It seems that he owns the whole world, and everyone respects him, but actually feels that the whole world is deceiving him.

Lin Yu replied,

"You are the Ninth Five-Year Lord, the holy body of a thousand gold, long live Lord, who dares to speak nonsense in front of you? Even if it is an ordinary joke, I am afraid that I dare not say it. If you are unhappy, you can accuse yourself of any crime and give others a crime." Whole family copy and chop, that can't be more aggrieved?"

"Also, as the saying goes, companions are like companions to tigers. Those ministers who lead you are all fearful. Everyone has clan wives and children. Who would dare to risk the lives of themselves and their relatives to please you when they are idle? Unless There's something wrong with my brain."

Li Shimin listened, nodded secretly, and then asked again,

"What about you? Why dare you say that?"

"Hey, my parents have passed away, I'm all alone, I'm not afraid of wearing shoes if I'm barefoot, if I really want to do it, I'd be willing to tear myself apart and pull the emperor off my horse!"

clap clap clap!

Li Shimin gave three rounds of applause,

"It's a good one who is willing to cut the whole body and dare to pull the emperor off the horse. Then do you dare to accompany me to get drunk?"

"Why are you afraid of being with you?"

Lin Yu straightened her chest, "Whoever loves the grandson."

Chapter 198, How much is a broken word worth?

Li Shimin sent someone to go to the Yellow Crane Tower to get the hot pot ingredients. He was already full just now, but now he wants to drink, and food is inevitable.

But after eating the hot pot, the dishes in the palace were completely tasteless, like chewing wax, and spit them out as soon as they took a bite, scaring the eunuch who served the dishes to kneel at that time.

Li Shimin also didn't pursue the cook. At Lin Yu's request, he sent someone to the Yellow Crane Tower and brought Moutai wine with him.

Li Shimin had heard of the name of Penglai Immortal Noodles long ago, but he hadn't been able to taste it after all. He was afraid that the ministers would tell him that he was squandering, so he didn't dare to ask people to buy it.

This time I ran into Lin Yu, so of course I had to make an excuse to have a drink.

During the waiting period, at Lin Yu's request, Li Shimin sent someone to fetch pens, ink, paper and inkstones to write poems.

Just about to write, but suddenly asked,

"The poem isn't over yet, is it? What's the last half line?"

Lin Yu smiled and said,

"Since the Holy Majesty told me to shut up, the poem will naturally stop here. There is nothing else behind."

"Isn't that incomplete? It makes people feel unwilling?"

"Fifty Dao, one who escapes, what is not incomplete in this world? Perfection is a kind of incompleteness, if this is the case, let it be incomplete."

Lin Yu said,

"What's more... that resentment is just the resentment in the emperor's heart, not mine. I finished reading my poems, but the emperor's poems are not finished yet."

Li Shimin suddenly realized after hearing this, and at the same time shocked Lin Yu not only for his outstanding talent, but also for his understanding of the truth.

Such a person is a hundred times stronger than that Yi Jushi.

Therefore, he hastily put down his pen, clasped his hands respectfully and bowed to Lin Yu,

"Master, please advise!"

"Haha, don't dare to act, dare not act!"

Lin Yu was so happy, being called Master by the emperor, isn't that Li Shimin's teacher?What else in the world can compare to this status?

"I can't talk about giving advice, but just reminding you that if you hold on too tightly, you will get tired. It's better to let go of it earlier."

"Let go sooner?"

Li Shimin didn't know why.

Lin Yu nodded,

"Yes, if you are tired because of something, just put it down, why bother to work so hard. If the sun is gone, it will rise the next day."

Li Shimin suddenly realized, his expression was excited, and he hurriedly saluted again,

"Thank you for your advice, Master."

"They say don't call me Master, you are the emperor, how dare I take this status? What's more, I and your son Li Tai are sworn brothers. If you call me that, what will Li Tai do?"

Lin Yu's point of view of Li Tai is to increase Li Tai's weight in Li Shimin's heart. In this way, when the throne is handed down in the future, Li Tai is likely to beat Li Chengqian and ascend to the throne.

Li Shimin said again,

"Then how about I still call you Layman Lin?"

"I'm not a hermit, and I'm often called a brat. How can I be called a layman?"

"That……"

Li Shimin is also in trouble now.

Lin Yu smiled and said,

"If you don't mind, just call me Brother Yu."

"Brother Yu?"

"Yeah, overseas, people will add the word brother to the name of their beloved junior to express their liking."

Lin Yu explained with a serious face, and his heart was actually about to burst into laughter. Except for the dead Li Jiancheng, he was probably the only one who could make the emperor of the Tang Dynasty call his brother.

In the end, Li Shimin took it seriously,

"Well, brother Yu, it's really catchy to call, and the overseas people are really interesting."

"Okay, please ask the emperor to write a poem!"

"it is good!"

Li Shimin is worthy of being the emperor, he has an excellent memory, he can memorize the poems in his heart after only listening to it once, and when he writes, there is no pause, and he completes it in one go.

Although Lin Yu didn't know much about calligraphy, he still applauded the flamboyant brushwork.

"Good handwriting, good handwriting, strong pen force, majestic momentum, worthy of being the emperor, this kind of king's capital to lead the world, and only one person can have it."

Li Shimin was very happy when he heard it. He was still sad when he wrote, but when he wrote the words, it seemed that all the unhappiness was printed on the paper.

At the moment when the last stroke was made, it was as if the clouds and mists were lifted to see the sun in my heart, without any haze.

In this pair of poems, every word is an emotion. Looking at a single line, all of them make people feel sad, like a pair of brothers on the battlefield.

Every sentence is trying to suppress the deepest emotions in my heart, like a big stone pressing on my heart, it is difficult to remove.

But from the perspective of the whole article, it is hearty, like drinking a glass of water when you are extremely thirsty,

The throat may be irritated at first, as if swallowing a fist-sized rock.

It is indescribable to experience the comfort after drinking it.

Li Shimin also lamented that perhaps he would never be able to write such handwriting again in his lifetime, so he was really reluctant to give it to Lin Yu.

Then he said that you have no jokes, you can only reluctantly give up.

Lin Yu folded it upright, put it away in the box prepared by Li Shimin.

At this time, the people who brought the materials also rushed back, and the two sat down together this time, chatting happily over wine.

As soon as Li Shimin tasted Moutai, he was amazed that it was a divine product, and shouted that once Penglai Xianniang was released, there would be no more good wine in the world.

And when the interest is exhausted, I can't help but write again - the supreme wine.

In this way, the reputation of Penglai Xianjiu in Chang'an City reached its peak.

Even some remote areas later heard that there was a kind of wine in Chang'an City. People who practiced Taoism drank it, which could improve their meritorious deeds and even ascend to heaven.

Ordinary people can prolong their lives if they drink it, which is comparable to Peng Zu.

Even Li Bai later spent the rest of his life looking for the legendary Penglai Xianniang.

Satisfied with wine and food, Lin Yu cheerfully carried two pieces of calligraphy back to the Yellow Crane Tower, then immediately mounted one with two pieces of glass, and placed the poem in the center of the first floor as a screen.

The diners all just praised this writer for his profound skills, and he is a master in the world.

Later, the proprietors of several surrounding hotels joined forces to fight against Lin Yu, and they found some ruffians to go to the Yellow Crane Tower to make trouble.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw the framed poem, but in the spirit of looking for trouble, I first criticized this poem as nonsense, saying that it was better than this poem written by a three-year-old child.

Lin Yu stood aside and ignored him, silently filming the scene with his mobile phone.

Those shopkeepers were also surprised, why did the other party not respond to the scolding to such an extent, you must know that clay figurines also have a three-point temper.

From this, they thought that Lin Yu must be afraid of them, so they became even more presumptuous, and were about to smash the poem, but before they could do it, they were stopped by Lin Yu.

"Hey, don't move! You won't be able to afford it if you break it!"

One of them was fat and fat, and the man with a fleshy face yelled loudly,

"How much is a piece of broken characters worth? I don't like seeing it, and I have to smash it today."

This man, nicknamed Pork Liu, used to raise and sell pigs, but after making money, he opened a restaurant, and his daily business was pretty good.

In the past, when the Yichun Courtyard was open, Li Xiaogong was sitting in charge, and although Zhurou Liu was jealous, he didn't dare to move.

Now the Yichun Courtyard has been replaced by the Yellow Crane Tower, and the business is more prosperous than before, so these people have evil intentions.

However, these shopkeepers have never been in the officialdom, they just give gifts to those officials on time, and they don't know Lin Yu's identity at all.

So this time I came here to force Lin Yu to form an alliance with them, so that everyone can earn money together.

Lin Yu said indifferently,

"Then you can figure it out yourself, and I didn't stop you, but how much you will pay at that time, you have to take it easy."

Pork Liu roared,

"You treat me like a three-year-old kid, are you scaring me? Not only am I going to mess with this word today, but I'm going to smash down your restaurant as well."

At this time, the thin-cheeked and lean man said in a high-pitched voice,

"Lin Yu, I advise you to form an alliance with us honestly. Then I guarantee that your restaurant can still be opened. Otherwise..."

"Otherwise what should we do?"

Lin Yu folded his arms around his chest and pointed the phone camera at the two. The thin man said viciously,

"Otherwise there will be no Yellow Crane Tower in Chang'an City!"

"Well, well said."

Lin Yu said,

"Your courage is really commendable. Did Liang Jingru give it to you? Skinny monkey?"

The lean man was about to speak, but was pushed aside by Pork Liu,

"Get the hell out of here, what's the point of talking to him, let's talk about it!"

So, he picked up his chair and walked towards the frame on the stage. Just as he was about to start, Lin Yu shouted again,

"Hey, think about it, there is no regret medicine in the world. This word is very precious."

"Hmph, how expensive can it be? Could it be written by Wang Xizhi?"

Pork Liu cursed and said,

"Even if it was written by the Heavenly King Lao Tzu, I will still smash it."