i have a suite in tang dynasty

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of dishes, everyone was a little bit tipsy after pushing and changing glasses.

Some people say that when other ethnic groups are drunk, they are all good at singing and dancing, but when I am drunk, the Han people are better at bragging than each other.

Yuchi Baolin was shouting, holding a big broom as a weapon in his hand, angrily charged at the bullfight.

The scene reproduced the scene of attacking Boliao and leading the army straight to Tianmen Mountain.

He boasted that he was extremely brave, brave and good at fighting, and entering and exiting a million-strong army was like entering a no-man's land.

He also said that when the soldiers of Boliao heard his name, Yuchi Baolin, their livers and gallbladders were torn apart, and their spirits and souls were all extinguished.

Everyone was stunned.

The fourth prince, Li Tai, was not to be outdone, and talked about how he had verbally fought against dozens of well-informed imperial supervisors and eunuchs.

He is erudite about astronomy, geography, poetry and songs, folk customs, and knows everything.

Talking about those old stubborn people crying bitterly, living in vain for decades, and lamenting that the fourth prince is really a heaven and man, which is rare in a thousand years.

Listening to other people's bragging, Lin Yu is certainly not far behind.

"Let me tell you, on the day I was born, the sky and the earth were dark and yellow, the universe was prehistoric, the sun and the moon were full, and the celestial constellations were listed. According to my father, the morning light of the North Pole rose that night, and the stars and stars moved. When I came to this world At that moment, a thunder suddenly fell on the backyard of my house, and the three hundred-year-old trees in the middle of the yard suddenly burst into flames, and were instantly wiped out."

The more Lin Yu talked, the more excited he was. He stood up and put one foot on the chair, and he was eloquent and eloquent.

"Three days after I was born, an old Taoist passed by my house, and he felt that the purple air was rising in the courtyard. Then he opened the door and said to my father: This son is Wu De Tianjun, you must guide me well, and I will be sure in the future. will benefit all peoples.”

Others are talking about their past experiences, although some places are slightly exaggerated, but it is still a fact.

But Lin Yu was lucky, such a nonsense fabrication made everyone stunned.

Everyone drank some more wine, so they believed in Lin Yu's words.

It was precisely because of this that in the subconscious minds of those few people, they regarded Lin Yu as an extraordinary person.It also further established Lin Yu's status as Big Brother.

Six wine bottles were scattered on the table crookedly.

Some people fell under the table, while others muttered deliriously: Have another drink, I'm not drunk.

Lin Yu and the others were almost drunk, and the two imperial guards were also poured several cups by Lin Yu, and they wobbled slightly when they walked.

After the two imperial guards first helped Li Tai to the guest room, they took the others to different rooms one by one.

Xiaoyu was busy cleaning the guest room, spreading the quilt on the bed.

Xiaolan and Xiaoyu set up Lin Yu on one side and walked towards the bedroom.

Lin Yu's face was flushed, and he laughed and said,

"Don't go, don't go, let's keep drinking."

"Don't get drunk"

"Let me tell you, I, Lin Yu, am a talent, no, a genius, I know the past 500 years, the present 500 years, and the next 500 years... Now Li Shimin is the emperor, and then..."

As soon as these words came out, Xiaolan and Xiaoyu were so frightened that the beautiful faces of the two girls turned pale.

These words are outrageous, if they are exposed, they will be executed everywhere, the two girls quickly covered Lin Yu's mouth.

The latter pushed it away, and wanted to continue talking, but he felt his stomach churning for a while, and when he bent down, he poured out everything.

Lin Yu didn't even know how he got back to the room.

He always thought he was still at the wine table, and his hands were scrambling in the air, as if he was grabbing a steamed bun.

He was still wondering, didn't he seem to bring steamed buns?Where did it come from?

Xiaolan reluctantly moved Lin Yu's hand away, thinking that all men in the world look alike, and they will take advantage of every opportunity.

But since she was given to Lin Yu, these things cannot be avoided.

The two girls looked at each other and understood what the other meant.

In a daze, Lin Yu felt that someone was pulling his clothes. He thought he had encountered a thief.

I thought that one thing more is worse than one thing less. What if the thief gets angry and the other party stabs him again?Then he pushed away the hand holding his clothes.

But that hand seemed to be reluctant, and grabbed his clothes again, and this time it seemed to want to take off the clothes.

This time Lin Yu couldn't bear it.

You said that it's fine if you steal, but you still want to take my clothes off. If you don't stop after reminding you, how dare you come?

So he shouted, "Brother, if you do this again, I will call the police!"

However, the man ignored it at all and continued to do his own thing.

But at this moment, Lin Yu's nose was cold, and he smelled a fragrant breath. The fragrance entered his nose, and he felt refreshed and sober. Of course, there was another place that was also high-spirited.

This is Xinghualou's secret hangover fragrance, which also has the effect of improving sex.

Lin Yu opened his eyes in a daze, and saw Xiaolan looking down at him.

Lin Yu muttered, "So it's a female thief."

At this time Xiaolan finally took off Lin Yu's coat, and Xiaoyu took off Lin Yu's boots.

Suddenly a gust of cool wind hit, Lin Yu woke up a little bit, he opened his eyes completely, and when he saw the scene in front of him, he shivered violently.

He was stunned for a moment, then suddenly let out an ah, as if a woman from a good family had been molested.

Xiaolan and Xiaoyu were also frightened by this, and they took two steps back, looking at Lin Yu.

Lin Yu clutched his chest, hurriedly curled up at the corner of the bed, and asked in panic.

"What are you two going to do?"

Xiaolan stepped forward and said, "Mr. Lin, you are drunk, Xiaoyu and I come to serve you!"

"Serve?" Lin Yu's mind turned.He couldn't help but exclaimed, "Sleep servant?"

Xiaolan's face flushed slightly, and Xiaoyu even lowered her head.

Seeing such two charming girls standing in front of him, it was difficult for any man to hold back.

Although Lin Yu once claimed to be well-informed, he has diligently studied the masterpieces of those teachers many times.

But now when the nuclear bomb is real, he can't be more cowardly.

I'm still a virgin, don't treat me like this, okay?

I don't have any preparations yet.

For the first time, people will stay in the bridal chamber for the festive night.

Lin Yu wanted to cry but had no tears.

Xiaolan said.

"Mr. Lin, it's getting late, let's go to bed early!"

As he said that, he was about to come up and continue undressing Lin Yu's clothes.

Lin Yu was so frightened that she hugged her chest and crouched in the corner of the bed

"Don't, don't come here, if you get closer, I will call someone."

"My lord, what's the reason? Don't you think my sisters are prostitutes?"

Xiaolan's face was sad, while Xiaoyu's face was so red that it was about to bleed.

Lin Yu quickly explained.

"No, that's not what I meant. Don't think too much about it. It's just that I think today's incident is too sudden, and I just finished drinking and I don't feel well. I want to rest early. You two should go out first."

"Then let us sisters serve you to sleep."

"No, I like to sleep alone."

"My lord still despises our sisters."

Xiaolan said with a depressed expression.

"It's not what we wanted to get to this point. Who wouldn't want to be a good man? This is forced by life, and we have to take this path."

Lin Yu opened his mouth, not knowing how to comfort the other party.

Xiaolan continued, "If the young master despises me for being incomplete, then let Xiaoyu serve the young master. She is not yet a human being."

She said to Xiaoyu again.

"Xiaoyu, Mr. Lin will leave it to you."

Xiaoyu bowed her head and agreed with a red face.

She walked to the bed with small steps and said in a low voice, "Xiaoyu will follow your master's orders."

Lin Yu feels helpless, why don't you two understand what I mean?

Now it doesn't make sense, so I can only play the emotional card.

Lin Yu asked, "Xiaolan, Xiaoyu, have you ever regretted it?"

The two girls nodded at the same time

Lin Yu asked again, "Do you want to be like the girls in ordinary families, have a happy and happy family, and have a husband and a child with the one you love?"

Xiaolan smiled wryly, "I used to think so, but now that I look like this, I can only be reduced to a man's plaything. Who would sincerely join hands with me to grow old? Now I don't even dare to think about it."

"If you want, I can give it to you!" Lin Yu suddenly said seriously.

Xiaolan and Xiaoyu's eyes lit up, and they asked at the same time. "Young master, are you serious?"

"Have I lied to you?"

After the two girls looked at each other, they shook their heads in denial.

"That's all right"

Xiaolan asked again, "Young Master, don't you despise the two of us?"

"What do you dislike? With us, there are many things. But I didn't say I want to marry you. I have a sweetheart." Lin Yu said.

After hearing this, the two girls looked a little lonely.

Lin Yu continued to speak, "If you two are willing, you can live here. The Lin family courtyard is your home. I promise that you will not be bullied like before. If there is someone you like in the future, I will do it for you. You are a matchmaker, and I will find a good husband's family for you two."

Xiaolan couldn't believe her ears.

Her eyes were reddish, she took a step forward, and asked in a trembling voice.

"Sir, is this true?"

"It's true, truer than pearls!"

They are afraid every day, and now someone is willing to give them a stable home, for them, it is like a dream.

Chapter 23, Bad Guys and Good Things

With affection and reason, Lin Yuxiao finally sent the two girls, Xiaolan and Xiaoyu, away.

He let out a long sigh of relief, lying on the bed, his dizzy head was almost fully awake at the moment.

Somehow, he suddenly thought of Xiaoyu.

Thinking of that innocent, obedient and lovely girl, there seems to be nothing wrong except that she is young and not mature enough.

In fact, he also understands that a person who can live a life does not depend on how knowledgeable or talented she is. As long as two people love each other sincerely, all difficulties will be easily solved.

In sweet thoughts, Lin Yu fell into a deep sleep.

At the same time, Xiaoyu was lying on the bed, crying sadly.

"You scoundrel, Smelly Lin Yu, why did you lie to me?"

Xiaoyu beat the bed hard, buried his head in the bed, and cried softly.

The scene of Lin Yu walking into the room with Xiaolan Xiaoyu hugging her left and right appeared again.

With two women like this. , can there be anything else?

Thinking of this, Xiaoyu couldn't help but feel heartbroken.

She forgot when she really fell in love with Lin Yu.