Beauty Comic Survival Guide

Before Tony could finish speaking, the female Deadpool roared and rushed towards him.

"Short! We are indeed no match for Asians, but we are not afraid of you!"

"Kill it!"

Two long knives swung towards Tony Stark's neck, causing Tony to retreat quickly, while raising the energy beam in his palm and firing at the female Deadpool.

Boooom!

The female dead waiter was directly blasted out, and she slid to Gao Fei's feet before stopping.

Gao Fei looked at Tony Stark helplessly: "Is this what you call being good at dealing with women? When you come up, you shoot at them?"

Tony Stark: "..."

"Gao Fei, I suspect you are driving, and I have evidence..."

Gao Fei smiled lightly, stretched out his right hand wearing the infinity glove to grab the female dead waiter's head, and at the same time clenched his fists in advance to activate the soul gem.

The mind gem can not only confuse the enemy and cause the target to have horrible hallucinations, but also can read the mind when used properly. Carrie's "mind reading" is derived from the mind gem.

Therefore, the moment Gao Fei grasped the head of the female dead waiter, he perceived part of the female dead waiter's memory.

Among them are memories of their assassination of Goofy and Tony Stark.

He saw the person who issued this task to the Deadpool Corps, a middle-aged bald man with an expressionless face, a mediocre appearance, and strange behavior.

This middle-aged man found the Deadpool Legion of the multiverse in a certain time and space, and discussed cooperation with them.

He tilted his head, and said in a staid and monotonous tone: "Hello, Deadpool Legion, I come from Master Universe 616, I am an immortal, you can call me... Enoch."

"I know that your Deadpool Legion has always been able to travel through the multiverse and intervene in the development of each parallel universe. I appreciate this ability, but it is a pity that your ability is no longer the only one..."

"Because someone opened the tunnel of the multiverse and opened up seventeen unrelated parallel universes, which will cause the mutual fusion and collision of parallel universes. If things go on like this, these parallel universes will merge into a super large single universe, However, due to the uniqueness of the single universe, the individuals in these universes will undergo a cruel survival of the fittest until there is only one survivor left for each type of individual..."

"This is a disaster for the seventeen parallel universes that were originally unrelated. We must close this tunnel connecting the multiverse as soon as possible to prevent the seventeen parallel universes from merging with each other..."

"So, in order to avoid the destruction of the multiverse, I need you to help me stop the person who opened the multiverse tunnel, and then close the multiverse tunnel as soon as possible."

The bald man Enoch said calmly.

Seeing this, Gao Fei finally understood who the person who hired the Deadpool Legion was—the Immortal Enoch, the big bald man who hid behind the scenes and observed everything.

Longevity people are biochemical robots with a very long lifespan (or standby time). They are similar to observers in the Marvel universe, and they are spread all over the planets in the universe, observing the evolution and changes of species.

But the immortals are different from the observers. First of all, they have a clear division of labor. The tasks of each division of the immortals are completely different, and the immortals themselves have limited combat power, which is not as good as observations similar to them. By.

In addition, Changsheng people are not like observers, who are completely on the sidelines of the evolution of creatures in the universe. When a certain species is facing the crisis of extinction, or when a certain ecosystem is on the verge of collapse, Changsheng people will intervene in the development of things to avoid tragedy.

The observer will not intervene no matter what the situation is, and is in a completely neutral position.

The current opening of the multiverse tunnel will obviously lead to the tragic result of destroying the entire ecosystem, so the immortal Enoch had to take action. He contacted the Deadpool Legion, which could have been able to shuttle in various multiverses to perform tasks, and let them Stop the one who opened the multiverse tunnel.

It's a pity that I don't know if Enoch's news is wrong, or if the Deadpool Corps messed up their errands themselves-they mistakenly thought that the person who opened this multiverse tunnel was Goofy, so they came to assassinate Goofy.

"I think I figured it all out." Goofy turned to Tony Stark and said, "These idiots got the wrong target."

"What?!" Tony Stark was taken aback when he heard the words, and then asked, "You mean... the target of their assassination is not us?"

"Yes." Gao Fei nodded and said, "They want to assassinate the person who opened the Beta Tunnel, and I just opened the Alpha Tunnel, not to mention that the Alpha Tunnel has been closed long ago... So the Deadpool Legion obviously found the wrong one. target."

"what?!"

Hearing this, the female dead waiter was also shocked.

"We got the target wrong? You're not the one who opened the multiverse tunnel?"

Goofy looked down at Deadpool, and explained: "Uh...how should I put it? Actually, I was also the one who opened the tunnel of the multiverse, but the tunnel I opened has been closed. The one Enoch entrusted you to find A person is another person, and that person opened the tunnel connecting seventeen parallel universes..."

The female Deadpool was about to collapse, she struggled to get up from the ground, looked at Gao Fei and said, "So we have been mistaken all this time, you are not our target at all?"

"Yes, I'm not your target." Gao Fei shrugged, "You guys are completely wrong."

"Oh...Damn it! I knew that Wade 616 was a reckless idiot, and he often did these careless things... On the contrary, Symbiote Deadpool and Shadow Deadpool calm down. We should follow Shadow Deadpool's advice, first Do some background checks before you start..."

The dead girl said angrily.

"But this is also good news, at least we don't need to fight with you, a terrifying Asian. By the way, friend, who are you? Why are you so powerful?"

Gao Fei smiled lightly: "I am the father of the gods, the patron saint of the nine realms."

"Fuck?!" The white eyes on the female Deadpool's mask were as big as two ping pong balls, "Father of the gods? Guardian of the Nine Realms?! Isn't that Odin's position?"

"In our universe, Odin has passed away. And I am Odin's successor." Gao Fei said.

"No wonder..." Deadpool took a deep breath, and then said depressedly, "Wade 616 is such an unreliable guy, he doesn't even know about this..."

Having said that, the Ronin A'Du and the Shadow Deadpool who were not far away were resurrected together, and they rushed towards Gao Fei with roars.

The female Deadpool quickly reached out to stop the two teammates: "Stop, stop, stop...you idiots! You have made a mistake! This Asian man is not the target that the bald head asked us to assassinate, we made a mistake!"

Ronin A'Du stopped abruptly in the middle of his sprint, and almost threw the samurai sword in his hand.

"It's impossible!" He turned his head and stared at the female Deadpool and said loudly, "Our goals have never been wrong!"

"Bah! Who gave you the confidence? Have you forgotten that we accidentally killed the Hulk in the zombie universe?" Deadpool asked in a deep voice.

"That...that was an accident!" Ronin A'Du shook his head and said, "But this time it is definitely not an accident."

The Shadow Deadpool behind him said sarcastically: "You ronin are really stubborn, it's harder for you to admit your mistakes than to go to the sky... I have long felt that there is something wrong with this goal, and it is best to do some background checks before acting. Don't you listen... now something is finally going wrong?"

Having said that, the Deadpool boy and Deadpool dog who were blown into pieces also reunited, walking towards this side together, one person and one dog.

"What's the situation now? Everyone has turned an enemy into a friend?" Deadpool boy said in his voice that hasn't changed his voice, "But turning an enemy into a friend is also good, I think we may not be able to beat this Asian..."

Deadpool dog hides behind Deadpool boy and stares at Gao Fei carefully, it can be seen that it has been tortured by Gao Fei out of psychological shadow.

The female Deadpool crossed her arms and said in a broken voice: "Boy, we got the wrong partner. This Asian is the father of the gods in this universe and the patron saint of the nine worlds. He is an upright person. The cosmic channel that harmed this universe...our client, the bald-headed immortal man, made us look for someone else."

"Hey! Wanda, don't divulge our customers' information! This is the basic principle of our Deadpool Legion!" Deadpool kid reminded loudly.

The female dead waiter shrugged dismissively: "Come on, boy, the Asian has long used his magic gloves to spy on my memory, and now I have no secrets in front of him, he even goes to see me every day. How many times I went to the toilet, how many men I have slept with, and what position I like to use the most..."

"Oh, Wanda, you're disgusting..." Deadpool said, holding his head, "Who cares how many times you go to the bathroom every day? Who cares what position you like? Please, I'm still a child, why are you telling me These?"

"Are you still a child? Why didn't I hear you emphasize this point when you killed someone?" Deadpool asked sharply.

While the two were arguing, the symbiote Deadpool tiptoed over.

"So... the great father of the gods, the respected patron saint of the nine worlds, all this is a misunderstanding, right?"

Gao Fei glanced back at the hunched symbiote Deadpool, nodded and said, "Yes, everything is a misunderstanding."

The symbiote Deadpool bent over and rubbed his hands, and whispered respectfully: "Then can I beg you to give me back the carnage? We are best partners, and he can't live without me..."

Gao Fei nodded, pointed to the red mollusk on the ground not far away, and said, "I'll give it back to you."

"Thank you! Thank you!" The symbiote Deadpool was grateful and rushed towards the massacre on the ground.

After the two touched, Carnage finally returned to Deadpool.

Soon, the only Deadpool in the Deadpool Legion who was killed twice, the Deadpool Wade Wilson of the 616 main universe was finally resurrected again, and the female Deadpool Wanda Wilson explained to him what happened.

After learning that the Deadpool Legion had found the wrong target, Wade Wilson also had a broken face.

"So we've been getting it wrong all along, haven't we? You didn't open a beta tunnel connecting 17 multiverses, you opened an alpha tunnel connecting two universes, and now you've closed the alpha tunnel?" He looked at Goofy and asked.

"That's right. The immortal Enoch commissioned you to find the guy who opened the beta tunnel. In fact, I'm also looking for him, because I don't allow him to destroy these seventeen parallel universes." Gao Fei road.

"Oh...it's really a headache." Wade held his head and said depressedly, "Then what should we do next? The great father of the gods?"

Gao Fei thought about it, and then came to a conclusion: "Let's go to the Immortal Enoch first, he may know something we don't know."

Chapter 744 The Mysterious Longevity

Since the immortal Enoch knew in time that someone had opened the beta tunnel connecting 17 multiverses, and hired the Deadpool Legion in the multiverse, it means that his understanding of the opening of the multiverse tunnel is no less than that of The Illuminati, and even more.

Relatively speaking, the Illuminati currently only know that the Beta Tunnel and the Alpha Tunnel opened by Goofy using the Infinity Gauntlet have undergone a weird fusion. To find out who actually opened the Beta Tunnel, it would be wise to ask Enoch.

Tony Stark agreed with Goofy's idea: "Well, I'm also very interested in the bald-headed biochemical robot you mentioned that specializes in observing creatures in the universe. Let's go and see him? His name is Enoch, yes Bar?"

The Deadpool Corps also had no objections, mainly because they didn't have the courage to oppose Goofy.

"Okay, then let's go find Enoch." Deadpool Wanda Wilson nodded.

"Go back and talk to this big bald man again. We can't blame us for getting the wrong target. The main reason is that this big bald man gave us too little information..." Wade Wilson, the deadpool of the 616 universe, flew up.

"I'm ashamed to see our employer again!" Ronin A'Du is a guy who wants to save face, and he hasn't accepted the fact that he got the wrong target until now.

The Deadpool boy is a thug, and he has his own calculations in his heart: "Oh... I think, we have to ask Enoch to pay us more... After a contest with the father of the gods, I realized that This guy who has the ability to open the multiverse channel must be a very powerful person. To deal with such a dangerous character, the price Enoch gave before is not enough..."

As soon as Deadpool boy said this, everyone agreed.

"That's right!"

"The boy is right!"

"Add money! Add money!"

……

Gao Fei quickly coughed to bring these people's attention back to the right path.

"Stop kidding, take us to Enoch."

"Okay, okay..." The female dead waiter Wanda hurried over and gave an address, and the immortal Enoch who hired them happened to be in the current universe.

After asking the address clearly, Gao Fei directly used the space gem to teleport instantly.

"Let's go, Deadpools, I'll take you to find out who your target is." Gao Fei said in a low voice, and then covered everyone in it with the blue light of the space gem...

……

Finding Enoch, who lived in a nondescript apartment in Los Angeles, was not easy.

Fortunately, everyone in the Deadpool Legion has a clear memory of the client's address, which allowed everyone to find the longevity man in the shortest time.

The dead waitress knocked on the door, and the immortal Enoch appeared at the door.

As the door was opened, a big wrinkled, rigid, expressionless face emerged. It was Enoch, a robot in human skin.

"Oh, female dead waiter Wanda Wilson." Enoch tilted his head and drooped the corners of his mouth, and greeted in an emotionless tone, "It's beyond my expectation that you are free to visit my humble house. Excuse me Has the mission been completed? Then I have to say that your Deadpool Legion is really fast..."

The female Deadpool quickly shook her head and said, "Stop dreaming, Enoch, what good things are you thinking? The target you hired us to assassinate is the guy who can open the multiverse tunnel. You should be able to deduce how terrifying this guy is. ...how long do you think it will take us to kill such a multiverse-level creature?"

Enoch didn't seem to hear the complaint in Deadpool's tone, but still analyzed rationally: "Oh, Ms. Wilson, please allow me to correct your two mistakes..."

"First of all, I didn't entrust you to assassinate anyone. If my memory storage system did not fail, then I think the word I used was 'stop'. I entrusted you to stop the person who opened the multiverse, not to let you go. 'Assassinate' him... there is a very big difference between these two verbs;"

"Secondly, I think your estimate of the strength of the target character is wrong. Although the target character can open the tunnel of the multiverse, it does not mean that he has reached the level of the multiverse. He can open the multiverse in many ways Tunnel: For example, with the help of mysterious power, using black technology, drawing power from powerful props..."

"So please don't worry, what you need to face may not be a multiverse-level creature."

The female Deadpool was made a little uncomfortable by Enoch's unhurried, calm and analytical attitude. She just wanted to complain, who wants to have an academic discussion with you?

At this time, the symbiote Deadpool came over to help: "Hey, Mr. Big Bald, what Wanda means is that our task is too difficult, you should give us some more money."

Unexpectedly, Enoch just tilted his bald head to the other side, and said blankly: "No, our price has been agreed before, and we cannot modify it at will. We have already signed a contract. It's meant to be followed..."

"You rigid guy..." The symbiote deadpool has a different style from other deadpools because of the parasitism of massacres. Although other deadpools have weird tempers, they are not irritable. The symbiote deadpool is short-tempered. , often easily lose control of emotions.

He rushed up and grabbed Enoch by the collar, and with a sudden lift, Enoch was pressed against the door frame.

"Listen, big bald head, we have suffered a lot today to carry out your damn task, which made us realize that this deal is not easy to do! If you still want us to complete your commission, then you Better give us some extra money! Do you hear that?!"

Enoch, who was pressed against the wall, was still unhurried, his face still expressionless, and he calmly analyzed:

"But our contract has been signed, which means that our entrustment relationship has been established. If the final entrustment task is not completed, I will refuse to pay the balance, and the reputation of your Deadpool Legion will also be affected. I think this way, you The loss is even greater..."

"So I don't understand the basis for your threat to me. I don't feel the slightest bit of crisis. Of course, I won't increase the price of hiring you because of your clumsy threat."

"You damn bald head!" The symbiote Deadpool panted heavily, and he raised his fist and was about to smash Enoch's head.

616 Deadpool quickly grabbed him, shook his head and said, "Don't be so impulsive, buddy, he's just a biochemical robot, even if you smash your fist, he won't feel pain."

Enoch next to him actually added: "Yes, Wade Wilson is right, I can't feel any pain, your beating will not have any effect on me other than damage to the components that I can replace, Instead, it will make you feel pain."

"Damn..." The symbiote Deadpool helplessly let go of Enoch's hand, stepped back and stood behind 616 Deadpool.

At this time, Enoch looked up at 616 Deadpool and asked: "But just now the symbiote Deadpool mentioned your actions today, I am very interested in this action, may I ask if you have found the person who opened the multiverse? "

"This..." Deadpool stammered a little awkwardly, "We... can be said to... found it."

The Deadpool kid was more honest, and said bluntly: "We found the wrong person, and the person we found was not the real target."