Beauty Comic Survival Guide

"I don't think it's a big problem." Gao Fei leisurely crossed his legs, leaning on the sofa and said, "It's just a biological robot, nothing to worry about."

After that, he asked about Thor's situation: "By the way, who is fighting against whom in another gladiatorial match tonight? Is that Asgardian god?"

"Yes, the other gladiator is the battle between Thor and the human body, and this game will be played first." Valkyrie said, "After all, one of these two is the champion of last season, and the other is this season's champion. As early as three days ago, Gao Tianzun started to create momentum for this competition, and everyone's enthusiasm has been fired to the sky."

"So that's how it is..." Gao Fei smiled and asked nonchalantly, "Then will I meet my opponent? Before the game? Will there be a chance for us to communicate before the game?"

"You mean... meeting with the two-headed beast?" Valkyrie shook his head and said, "I don't think so, Gao Tianzun will not allow the opponents to communicate in advance, which violates the principle of fair competition..."

"But you might have a chance to meet Thor and the humanoids, they are gladiators from another match, maybe you can meet them at the end of the battle when you are preparing for the scene... provided they are not killed by the opponent if."

Hearing this, Goofy has already got the answer he wanted - he is hopeful to meet Thor.

"That's it..." Gao Fei pretended to be calm, nodded as usual, then pointed to the bathroom and said, "Then can I take a shower first? Then I can participate in the wrestling with dignity."

"Of course." Valkyrie nodded and agreed, "I'll get you a clean towel."

Half an hour later, the freshly washed Gao Fei arrived at the venue of the Saka Star Gladiatorial Competition under the leadership of Valkyrie.

This is a huge ring-shaped arena surrounded by huge auditoriums as high as 83 floors.If all the seats are occupied, it can accommodate 8 people to watch the gladiatorial competition at the same time. This is a well-deserved magnificent building.

As a gladiator tonight, of course Gao Fei did not appear in the auditorium. He was led by Valkyrie to the backstage and took the lead to meet Gao Tianzun.

After walking through a passage lined with Saka star fighters, Gao Fei saw Gao Tianzun in a quiet secret room. At this time, Gao Tianzun was sitting on a chair, eating ice cream leisurely.

Seeing Gao Fei and Valkyrie coming in, Gao Tianzun squinted his eyes and asked, "Oh, number 142, you're here again? Where's that great warrior? Let me see."

Valkyrie pointed to Gao Fei beside him and said, "This is that great warrior."

"Huh? What?" Gao Tianzun quickly put down the ice cream, picked up a magnifying glass from the table and looked at Gao Fei, and finally said in doubt, "This is the great warrior? The 'Golden Titan' who can fight me , 'Thunder Emperor', a great warrior?"

"That's right." Valkyrie said neither humble nor humble, "Don't be fooled by his appearance, his strength is far stronger than he looks."

"Oh oh... I understand that there are many creatures in this universe that have deceptive appearances. They look cute on the outside, but they are actually extremely fierce... For example, the Yuan Devourer, No. 142, have you seen Yuan devouring beast?"

Gao Tianzun said in a rambling manner.

"Essence devouring beast?" Valkyrie shook his head lightly, "I haven't seen it before."

"It's an ancient and dangerous creature. There were a few poor races that were completely extinct because of the invasion of this small animal... But they look so cute that they just want to be hugged and trampled. "

Gao Tianzun pinched his chin and said.

"I suppose the great warrior was of that type, didn't he? By the way, what's your name, warrior?"

Gao Fei responded, "My name is Gao Fei."

"Goofy? Oh, Goofy, that's a good name, it's easy to pronounce... So Goofy, tonight depends on your performance. If you don't perform well, your manager is my favorite This little girl, number 142, is about to be made into pet food." Gao Tianzun said with a smile.

"Okay, I see." Gao Fei nodded lightly, without any nervous look on his face.

This made Gao Tianzun look at him with admiration.

"Oh! You have a good mentality! This is the quality that a champion should have. Very good, you can go to prepare for the wrestling, and I will wait to see your wonderful performance..."

"Now, the first gladiatorial fight is about to begin. I think the two gladiators are about to enter the arena, right?"

Topas, who was standing beside him, nodded and said, "Yes, my lord, they have already gone to the armory to pick out weapons."

Gao Tianzun rubbed his hands excitedly: "Great, great, I can't wait! Really! I can't wait!!!"

Valkyrie tugged Gao Fei's sleeve lightly, and brought Gao Fei back to the backstage of the arena.

Going forward along the corridor, Gao Fei asked in a low voice: "By the way, where is the armory? Can I also pick out weapons?"

Valkyrie nodded, "Of course."

Then he pointed to the end of the corridor and said, "There are all kinds of weapons and equipment in the arsenal, and you can choose any weapon that is convenient for you."

"I see." Gao Fei nodded slightly, and then walked towards the armory, but at this moment, a burly man walked out of the armory accompanied by two Saka star fighters.

"I don't need to choose a weapon at all, I just have my hammer. Really, what kind of human body is not worth mentioning in front of my eyes, hahahaha..."

As soon as he heard the loud laughter, Gao Fei knew who this guy was.

Thor - he's coming out of the armory.

This guy habitually raised his head when he laughed, and in the process of raising his head, he happened to catch a glimpse of Gao Fei from the corner of his eye.

Immediately afterwards, his smile froze suddenly, and shock and disbelief flashed in his eyes.

And then his emotions became agitated, and he was ready to rush towards Gao Fei with a shake of his body, his eyes were wide open, and his eye sockets were almost moist.

Dear!

This is really a relative!

Seeing relatives in this remote area where the birds don't shit, this is simply a great joy! ! !

But at this moment, Gao Fei winked at Thor frequently, signaling him not to be too excited. After all, besides Gao Fei, they also had Valkyrie and several Saka soldiers beside them.

It's not that Gao Fei is incapable of rescuing Thor. In fact, if Gao Fei is willing, he can directly overthrow the Saka soldiers and activate the space magic to bring Thor back to Earth without any difficulty.

But since Gao Fei decided to use the gladiatorial competition to earn admiration points, he couldn't leave Saka so rashly.

It's all here, isn't it reasonable not to cut a crop of leeks?

Fortunately Thor is also a smart guy, he understood the meaning as soon as he saw Gao Fei's eyes, he didn't recognize Gao Fei directly, but had an idea, turned around and said to the soldiers beside him: "Uh... actually I still need to choose weapons again, you wait for me here! I will go to the armory to have a look!"

Chapter 687 Thor, I Found You!

Under Gao Fei's hint, Thor turned around cleverly and got into the armory, and Gao Fei was about to follow Thor's footsteps to the armory, and the reunion of the two was close at hand.

But at this moment, Valkyrie grabbed Gao Fei's wrist and said in a low voice: "Or you should let that guy choose the weapon before going in, after all, you two are gladiators..."

"Huh?" Gao Fei asked curiously, "Is there a rule here that two gladiators are not allowed to be in the same room? After all, we are not competitors today, and my opponent is a two-headed beast. According to what you just said, I should only Forbidden to be alone with a two-headed beast, isn't it?"

"Yes." Valkyrie nodded, "Theoretically, you are only forbidden to meet with the two-headed beast before the game, and you and Thor can meet. But that guy is a little mentally abnormal, I am worried about you two We didn't get along well in the arsenal, and conflicts broke out..."

"Don't worry." Gao Fei smiled and patted Valkyrie's shoulder and said, "I'm not afraid of that guy at all, believe me, even if a conflict breaks out between us, I won't suffer, I will push him to the ground friction!"

After saying this, Gao Fei turned and walked towards the armory.

Valkyrie was still worried, and whispered: "Hey, Goofy, I'm not allowed to enter the armory, so I won't go in with you. But you must not cause trouble, you know?"

"Understood, Valkyrie, I won't cause trouble."

Gao Fei shook his hand, and then couldn't wait to get into the armory.

The armory in the arena is full of weapons, and the cold light of the weapons makes the environment here look gloomy and peaceful. Because of this, it has become a place suitable for talking.

The moment Gao Fei walked into the armory and closed the door, Thor rushed over with a flushed face.

"Goofy! Goofy! Goofy!!!"

"Am I not mistaken? Am I dreaming? Is it really you? Are you really here? Are you alive? Are you real?"

Nearly insane, Thor hugged Gao Fei's shoulders, carefully sizing up his facial features, and when he spoke, his saliva flew all over the place, causing Gao Fei to collapse.

"Valkyrie is right, your spirit is indeed a bit abnormal..." Gao Fei complained depressingly.

"Valkyrie? Someone called Valkyrie? Valkyrie is an Asgardian term, originally meaning the Valkyrie in the Hall of Valkyrie... And among the Valkyrie in Asgard, only the strongest Qualified to use it as a name..."

Thor whispered, and then excitedly patted Gao Fei on the shoulder.

"So you're really Goofy? A real Goofy!"

At this time, the rage in Gao Fei's body beeped softly: "Uncle Gao Fei, who is this guy? Why is he so crazy..."

Goofy laughed, and whispered to Thor, "Of course I'm Goofy, who else but me? You should have confirmed my identity when I winked at you at the door."

"As for Valkyrie, she is Scavenger No. 142. You are right, she is indeed an Asgardian, and as you said, she is a Valkyrie."

"What?!" Thor was shocked, and asked with wide-eyed eyes, "Is that cunning femme fatale Asgardian? Is she still a Valkyrie?"

It can be seen that she has a problem with Valkyrie.

After a brief questioning, Thor quickly shook his head and said: "This is impossible! She is definitely not an Asgardian, let alone a Valkyrie..."

"The Valkyries of Asgard swear allegiance to the royal power. They are the most loyal warriors. Even if this Valkyrie doesn't know me, she should know my Mjolnir—this is blessed by the divine power of Asgard. Divine weapon."

"Besides, I also revealed my identity to this femme fatale woman before. I said that I am the son of Odin and the god of thunder in Asgard, but she didn't express my identity at all, and she didn't even care about it..."

"What's even worse is that she actually brought me here and asked me to participate in some kind of gladiatorial competition..."

As soon as these words came out of his mouth, Thor felt a little embarrassed, and quickly changed his words: "Oh, no, I was wrong, I was not caught by her, I was... er... That's it, I was not careful You should know my strength after being tricked by her, Gao Fei, no one can catch me, I am the God of Thunder!"

After hearing Thor's heart-rending sophistry, Gao Fei smiled consolingly, then patted Thor on the shoulder and asked, "Tell me, Thor, explain to me, how did you come to such a place?" Where the birds don’t shit?”

"It's millions of light-years away from Asgard, and farther away from Earth. How did you get here?"

Thor was a little embarrassed by Goofy's question, and he didn't seem to want to answer the question, but under Goofy's repeated questioning, Thor had to answer truthfully.

"Uh... here's the thing. About a few months ago, I was busy with the dwarf king Eitri, and you know the guy who made him make the Infinity Gauntlet sent someone to harass him again. I had to You have to protect the dwarf king..."

"Well, I can understand." Gao Fei nodded.

Thor continued: "During that time, I frequently shuttled between Asgard and the dwarf kingdom, and I was exhausted every day..."

"Until one day, something weird happened——the guards of the Rainbow Bridge suddenly changed. My old brother Heimdall disappeared, and the new one was a funny-looking big bald man!"

"It's... Skorchi?" Goofy suddenly realized that when Loki sent Odin to Earth, he called Skorki's name when he summoned the Rainbow Bridge, not Heimdall. Know that the guard of the Rainbow Bridge in Asgard has changed.

Goofy's answer shocked Thor, and he asked dumbfounded: "You actually know that guy? I thought he jumped out of the rock suddenly! How did you know him?"

"That's something for later, I'll tell you later." Gao Fei waved his hand, "Go ahead and tell your story."

"Okay..." Thor nodded, "At that time, the guard of the Rainbow Bridge had been changed, from Heimdall to Skorky. Of course, I didn't know his name was Skolchi at the time. Don't mention his name."

"I can only ask him -- 'Hey man, who are you? Why did you take Heimdall's job, where is Heimdall?'"

"Then this guy answered me like this—'Heimdall's eyes are a little irritated because of excessive use of his eyes. He has rested for a few days. I will guard this place temporarily.'"

Speaking of this, Thor said depressedly: "Damn, I didn't recognize such a nonsense lie at the time! I must have been in a hurry to help the dwarf king, so I didn't pay attention...I was too naive, I don't think anyone would dare Lying to me on my turf, hehe, it's ridiculous..."

"Then what?" Gao Fei asked, "Is this Skorchi tricking you?"

"Yes." Thor gritted his teeth and said, "This kid first opened the Rainbow Bridge for me, tricked me into leaving Asgard, but suddenly closed the Rainbow Bridge while I was on the way!"

"Damn, so I fell off the rainbow bridge, fell into some weird space-time crack, and when I realized it, I got out of that big chrysanthemum on the planet Saka! Damn it! !"

"..." Gao Fei was speechless for a while, how did Thor come to Saka.

Before he could comfort Thor, Thor added: "But when Scorch closed the Rainbow Bridge, I seemed to hear Loki's voice. The missing person seemed to have returned suddenly! Although I have no evidence , but I guess he must have returned to Asgard, I think this conspiracy has something to do with him!!!”

Chapter 688 Thor's Tears

The more Thor talked, the more excited he became, and the more he talked, the more aggrieved he became.

"Thinking that I, the majestic Thor, the crown prince of Asgard, actually came to this place where the birds don't shit. I fell directly from the sky and fell into a garbage dump. The garbage dump was full of spaceship wreckage, smelly and damp. ..."

"I don't even know where this place is. When I first arrived, I was besieged by a group of homeless men. They asked me if I was a soldier or food, and then they pounced on me and tried to catch me..."

"Hey, hey... But of course I'm not easy to mess with. I picked up my Mjolnir and smashed them into the air! I'm a majestic Thor, and I'm still invincible and invincible on this remote planet?"

Speaking of this experience, Thor had a smile on his face. There is no doubt that this experience of beating a homeless man may be the most glorious moment after he came to Saka.

Gao Fei asked in a low voice: "Ahem, Thor, how did you get caught by Gao Tianzun and become a gladiator?"

"Uh..." Thor scratched his short hair in embarrassment, as if he wanted to avoid this topic, "Look at this weapon, it's big and round, just like this bench, it's long and wide!"

"Thor!" Gao Fei said in a deep voice, "What happened to the Shulaibao that suddenly appeared?! Answer my question quickly!"

"Okay..." Thor nodded helplessly, and continued, "After getting out of the garbage dump, I came to the central town of Saka, there is a tavern on the main road, it looks pretty good ..."

"I fell off the Rainbow Bridge and fell to Saka, and fought with homeless people in the garbage dump. I was tired and thirsty. I really needed to drink something to rest..."

"But I have no money, I don't have the currency of Star Saka, so I was very embarrassed at the time, a penny is hard for a hero..."

"Just at this moment, a beautiful girl suddenly stood up. She offered to buy me a drink. It seemed that she was interested in me..."

Hearing this, Gao Fei suddenly realized: "The beautiful girl is Valkyrie, right?"

"Yes, that's the femme fatale!" Thor roared angrily, "She confuses me with her beauty! It made me think that she was a normal woman who admired my looks, but who would have thought that after defrauding me of my trust, Suddenly put on a strange device on me, and when the device is activated, it will paralyze my whole body!"

"And then I was sold to Gao Tianzun by that femme fatale Valkyrie, and became Gao Tianzun's gladiator... Oh, damn it, I was forcibly cut short by him! I am a majestic thunder god! Gao Tianzun's Immortal, dare to offend my dignity! I must make him regret it!"

"And Valkyrie, she doesn't deserve to be called Valkyrie at all! This Valkyrie who betrayed her promise, I want to make her look good too!"

"And that damned Skorky, I swear I'm gonna break his neck!"