Beauty Comic Survival Guide

Violence also quickly introduced himself: "Yes, Uncle Reed, my name is Violence, and my father's name is Tony Stark! I am his brainchild!"

"..." Reed was completely speechless, the ethical relationship in this is too confusing, right?

At this time, Gao Fei said to the violent: "Okay, violent, you should rest for a while."

"Understood!" Berserk cooperated very well, and obediently left Gao Fei's body and shrank back into his body. In this way, Gao Fei returned to his original appearance.

"Forget about the violent things..." Gao Fei said, "How is the teleportation machine debugging?"

"Very well, you can start now." Reed said confidently, "According to the coordinates given by Odin, I locked a position, and according to my observations, there should be a planet similar to the Earth, so I The living environment should not be particularly harsh.”

"That's good." Gao Fei nodded and said, "Then I'll leave as soon as possible."

"Wait first." Reed was not in a hurry to let Gao Fei go, but asked cautiously, "Are you sure you want to carry out the mission alone this time? I think you should choose a helper or something? After all, the purpose The land is an unknown territory, and many dangers may be hidden."

"It is precisely because the destination is an unknown area with many hidden dangers that I have to act on my own, Reed." Gao Fei said, "I have an immortal body and can activate space magic to teleport, so I must Will be safe. But not those who go with me to rescue Thor."

"I see..." Reed finally understood Gao Fei's good intentions, nodded and said, "Then I wish you success."

"Thanks, Reed, my old buddy." Goofy said with a smile, "So shall we hit the road now?"

"No problem." Reed turned and walked towards the teleportation machine, and directed Goofy to enter the teleportation cabin.

"Destination, an unknown terrestrial planet in the Tianfurnace galaxy..."

“坐标：34Z·17X·63E·92N·33W·02S……”

"Teleport countdown 5, 4, 3, 2..."

"Transmission begins!"

Gao Fei saw that the teleportation cabin in front of him was filled with blue light, and then his body was directly distorted by a strong gravitational force, and then his body lost balance, as if being constantly squeezed by space.

At the same time, the rage inside him shouted nervously: "Uncle Goofy! Uncle Goofy! What's going on? Are we under attack? Do you need me to come out and protect you?"

"Not for now!" Gao Fei shouted loudly, "This is teleportation, we are going through the wormhole, so don't be nervous, we are fine..."

However, before the words finished, Gao Fei suddenly felt a sense of weightlessness—he suddenly realized that his body was falling, and he should have reached the terrestrial planet.

"Rage, we've arrived."

Gao Fei said in a low voice, and after speaking, he directly landed on a pile of garbage emitting a stench.

Bang!

"Oh, I'm going to..."

Gao Fei hurriedly struggled to get up, while looking around - all around him were some spaceship wreckage, parts, and some leaked engine oil, fuel and food residues.

The place where he fell was a huge garbage dump, full of garbage and stench, and some disgusting-looking parasites (? Or maybe other creatures) shuttled through the gaps in the garbage, and these parasites would look at Gao Fei from time to time.

Looking up to the distance, I saw a huge red vortex in the sky in the center of the garbage dump, and garbage was pouring out of this vortex, one after another, the picture was disgusting, like It's like a chrysanthemum with a bad stomach...

But seeing this scene, Gao Fei probably guessed where it was.

He had already recognized where this so-called "end of the universe" was.

It's just that he couldn't figure out why Thor ran here suddenly.

At this moment, a hoarse voice came from behind him: "Are you food or a warrior?"

Chapter 680

Hearing this voice, Gao Fei turned around subconsciously, and saw a dozen or so alien creatures with different appearances in strange costumes, holding all kinds of strange weapons, looking at him maliciously.

"Huh?" Gao Fei instinctively made a rhetorical voice, but in fact he completely heard the questions of these alien homeless people just now.

At this time, a burly creature wearing a bed sheet that hadn't been washed for several months came out from the alien homeless man, shook the huge gun in his hand, and asked fiercely: "Are you food? Or a soldier?" ?”

Other alien creatures also followed the leader: "Are you food? Or a warrior? Are you food? Or a warrior?"

Gao Fei didn't answer them, but checked the surrounding environment - it's not a decent thing to fight in this dirty and messy dump. Gao Fei wasn't afraid that he wouldn't be able to defeat these vile scum, but he was worried that he would hurt himself. It stinks all over.

However, Gao Fei's careless attitude aroused the dissatisfaction of these alien creatures. The leader, a monster with rough skin like a reptile and six eyes on its face, shot Gao Fei angrily. Roared: "Are you food or a warrior?!"

Originally, Gao Fei was too lazy to get to know these guys. After all, they were just the lowest-level creatures on this planet, but now that the monster took the initiative to provoke him, Gao Fei was no longer polite to them.

"I am your father!"

Facing the guns condensed with alien black technology, Gao Fei quickly entered the speed of light form to avoid the attack. At the same time, he dodged to the back of the alien homeless man and gave him an elbow directly hitting his head.

Boooom! ! !

Under Gao Fei's light-speed attack, the homeless man suddenly lost consciousness, and his body flew out like a cannonball. When the other homeless men saw Gao Fei's lightning-like movements, instead of being afraid, they all became excited.

"He's a fighter! He's a fighter!"

"He's a fighter!"

"Catch him! Send him to Gao Tianzun's arena! He can sell for a good price!"

"Yes, he's a classy guy! He's quick, and he must be worth a fortune!"

"catch him!"

As the men talked and acted, one of them, a tall, thin, six-armed, spider-like fellow, threw a web at Goofy.

It's a pity that the speed of the power grid is too slow for Gao Fei, and he easily escaped the roundup.

"Stop dreaming, you will never be able to catch me in a few lifetimes."

While speaking, Gao Fei turned around and walked behind the tall and thin man. He broke the tall and thin man's joints one by one, and then kicked the alien monster hard.

"Everyone, fire! This guy is very powerful! We must..." One of the burly fat men commanded calmly, but Gao Fei blocked his mouth with a spaceship fragment before he finished speaking.

"Oh! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

While Gao Fei was killing all directions, the rage in his body was eager to try: "Uncle Gao Fei! Uncle Gao Fei! You have been attacked! Are you in danger? Do you need me to come out and help? I can help, I can Withstand a lot of attacks!"

Gao Fei shook his head with a smile and said, "I don't need you to take action for the time being, Furious, I can deal with these little bastards myself."

In the process of speaking, Gao Fei easily smashed the dog heads of the two aliens, and the appearance of the liquid splashing was violent and itchy.

"Uncle Gao Fei, let me tell you the truth... I'm a little hungry, can I come out and get some food?"

Gao Fei was speechless, why is it that all the children he comes into contact with are foodies?

Taking another look at these strange, gray-green-green alien creatures lying on the ground, Gao Fei asked in a low voice, "Rage, are you serious? Are you sure these things will be delicious?"

"Although I haven't seen them, I can identify their nutritional content. Trust me, Uncle Goofy, they should be delicious."

"Okay." Gao Fei reluctantly compromised, "Then you can come out for dinner."

"Oh yes! Thank you so much Uncle Goofy, you are such a good person, you are much more talkative than Tony's father!"

The fury burst out of Gao Fei's body in an instant, covered Gao Fei's body, and turned Gao Fei into a black fat man nearly three meters tall, with a strong back and waist, and a fierce spirit.

"We are... violent!!!"

After the violent appearance, he also introduced himself, and then grabbed the alien who was still lingering on the ground, first bit off his body covering the skin, and then ruthlessly swallowed his head.

Crack!Crack!Crack bang bang!

creak creak creak...

“Delicious! So fresh!”

"It melts in your mouth! It melts in your mouth!"

Kuangyuan commented while eating, while Gao Fei had a look of despair: "This kind of food...is a ghost if it tastes good."

at the same time.

Over the huge garbage dump.

A small spaceship lingered for a while, and finally turned around and headed for the distance.

A dark-skinned girl with a human-like appearance on the spaceship kept staring at Goofy in the garbage dump, her greedy eyes seemed to be looking at some kind of rare treasure.

"I must get him, and he will definitely sell for a good price! Maybe he will become the king of the arena in the future, just like the 'Golden Titan'."

The dark-skinned girl said so.

……

After Berserk finished eating the homeless people in the dump, he finally retracted obediently into Gao Fei's body, while Gao Fei walked towards the outside of the dump with a disgusted expression on his face, trying to find something to rinse his mouth with.

Since Goofy and Berserk share memory, when Berserk eats these things, Goofy is equivalent to eating them together. Berserk eats them with relish, but to Gao Fei, it's like drinking blood.

Although it was true that he was full of wine and food in the end, he couldn't help being disgusted!

"Furious, your taste is really too bad, these things are like garbage among garbage, I'm afraid you will get gastroenteritis..."

"Don't worry, Uncle Gao Fei, my digestive system is very good, let alone a few aliens, I can digest it even if I swallow a spaceship!" He said with a violent smile.

"..." Gao Fei was speechless.

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After walking out of the garbage dump, there is a small city in front of it. The city construction here does not have a fixed style, but is like a hodgepodge.

There are simple and elegant log cabins, futuristic buildings with a sense of technology, some temporary residences that are simply transformed from spaceships, and some small fortresses with strong security effects.

It can be seen that this city was jointly built by different races from all over the universe, so it has such a dazzling variety of buildings.

At this moment, Gao Fei already knew the location of this place - this is the remote planet Saka star ruled by Gao Tianzun in "Thor 3".

If Thor, the god of thunder, really fell to this planet, then he has most likely been caught in Gao Tianzun's arena to become a gladiator.

"I don't know if Thor has become the champion." Gao Fei quietly thought, "Since Dr. Banner is still on the earth and Tony is developing a space-class warship, no one on Saka should be able to beat Thor. ? If this guy really came here, isn’t that the existence that sweeps away everything?”

While pondering, Gao Fei walked to the very center of the city. The environment here is a bit more prosperous, and there are simple commercial facilities. Two female alien creatures stood at the door of a small two-story building, holding a With some drinks, he kept attracting guests.

"This should be a bar." Gao Fei immediately understood.

Chapter 681 Scavengers No. 142

While Goofy wasn't interested in drinking, he did need something to drink right now - anything that would wash the taste of alien wreckage out of his mouth.

So he stood in front of the building that looked like a tavern, and looked at the two female alien creatures holding drinks in their hands.

The Saka aliens have a very unique aesthetic. These two alien creatures look very distinctive—their common features are very prominent, that is, there is a full accumulation of fat on the chest, and at the same time, the lower limbs are slender and slender.

But as a normal straight man on earth, Gao Fei really couldn't appreciate the beauty of this alien female creature, and he didn't dare to imagine what kind of weird scene it would be if he had an in-depth communication with this kind of creature...

"Come in for a drink, my honored guest."

At this moment, one of the female aliens spoke. Seeing that Goofy's clothes were relatively clean, she guessed that he was a potential high-quality client.

After all, most of the people who pass by Saka are fugitives or vagrants in distress, and there are not many people who can dress as decently as Gao Fei.

"Oh, of course I'd like to go in and have a drink..." Gao Fei said with a smile, "but..."

But I have no money - this is Goofy's inner voice, and he is too embarrassed to say it.

Since he didn't know that the destination was Saka before he came, and there was no currency reserve on the planet Saka, so Gao Fei was empty-handed and didn't have any money.

"I knew I should search the pockets of those homeless people, maybe they have money." Gao Fei regretted in his heart, but it's too late to regret now.

The welcoming lady at the door is still warmly greeting Gao Fei: "Come on, sir, we have a lot of high-quality products here... Come on, we won't let you down."

Gao Fei had an embarrassed expression on his face, and was already planning to turn around and leave.

At this moment, a female voice sounded from the side.

"Come on, handsome guy, can I buy you a drink?"

Goofy turned around, and then saw a familiar face—an appearance very similar to humans, with black skin, a square face, and big eyes. She captured the Hulk and Thor in "Thor 3" successively The human (harmony) trafficker who sold Gao Tianzun as a gladiator—Scavenger No. 142: Valkyrie.

Because he had watched a movie before, Gao Fei was unavoidably wary of this girl. In addition, she came here to show courteousness for no reason, and she was suspicious everywhere.

Gao Fei could guess with his toes that Scavengers No. 142 obviously wanted to arrest him and sell him to Gao Tianzun.

But now that Gao Fei knows her intentions, and Gao Fei is very confident in his abilities, he doesn't worry about being caught by Valkyrie at all. This cunning girl may not be the opponent of Gao Fei, an old fox. .

In this way, it is also a good choice to trick her into a drink.

After all, the alien wreckage in Gao Fei's mouth smelled too bad, and he had to wash it off as soon as possible.

"Oh, pretty lady, what's your name?"