Beauty Comic Survival Guide

"Who are you? How dare you speak nonsense in front of me?" Ronan turned his head to look at Gao Fei, holding his warhammer tightly and asked.

The Kerry soldiers in the command room not far away gathered one after another, pointing their guns at Goofy and Reed.The faces of the two remained unchanged under the gun, chatting and laughing happily.

"I'm an earthling, and my job is to maintain the earth...uh... To be precise, it is to maintain the law and order of a city on the earth."

Gao Fei said frankly.

"As for Ronan, the appearance of you and your Kree army has obviously seriously disrupted the security of the earth, which I will not allow."

Ronan was taken aback when he heard the words, then sneered.

"You don't allow it?!"

"So what if you don't allow it?"

"How dare a mere earthling, the most mediocre, backward, weak, and humble creature in this universe, dictate in front of my superior Cree? How dare he stop my accuser's plan?"

"In front of me, you lowly creatures can only submit! You can only obey! You can only endure! You have no other choice!"

Ronan said in a low voice.

"No. Actually...we have." Reed beside Goofy shrugged and retorted, "We have another option, which is to stand up and stop you. We can defeat you and your Kree army, so as to achieve protection The purpose of the earth..."

"Stop me? Huh?" Ronan couldn't laugh or cry, he squinted his eyes at Goofy and Reed, and said disdainfully, "You two humble creatures... still try to stop me? Defeat me and my Ke the army?"

"It's not the two of us, we have others." Reed quickly explained, he didn't want Ronan to misunderstand.

Gao Fei also nodded: "Yes, we actually have a lot of people."

"So what if there are many people?" Ronan said in a deep voice, "Can a thousand screwworms gather together to defeat the fierce beetle beast?"

Gao Fei and Reed were taken aback when they heard this, and looked at each other, but they didn't quite understand.

Reed coughed and said, "Ahem, Mr. Ronan, the screwworms and fierce beetles you mentioned don't exist on Earth, so we actually... don't quite understand this sentence..."

"But don't worry, we both have very good understanding skills. We probably know what you mean that a thousand weak chickens can't beat a strong one, right?"

Ronan was speechless for a while when Reed said, Nima, is this the point?

Besides, I'm talking harsh words, if you interrupt the rhythm like this, it's all messed up! ! !

"Shut up! You lowly earthling!" Ronan snapped, "No matter how many of you stand up to stop me, I will be crushed to death..."

Just halfway through the conversation, there was a "whoosh", and there were three more people in the command room.

The alien Gordon brought Steve and Johnny to the command room, and there were two more strong generals in the Earth lineup.

Gao Fei smiled and pointed to the two new recruits, and said to Luo Nan: "Look, I said we have other people."

Ronan was furious.

Why can't you come in after I finish speaking? Are you being polite?

The earth is indeed a humble planet, these people are really uneducated.

He swung his hammer angrily.

"Shut up! You humble earthling! No matter how many of you stand up to stop me, I will be crushed to death..."

Talk to half.

"Whoosh!"

Inhuman Gordon flashes away and then flashes in.

This time, two more people were brought in.

Skye and "The Absorber" Carl.

"Damn it..." Ronan's face turned dark, why can't I finish this sentence, right?

Gao Fei smiled and stared at Ronan, pretending to apologize, "Oh, sorry, Ronan, did we interrupt you again?"

Ronan was in a hurry, but he was a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder. If he didn't finish this sentence properly, he would always feel uncomfortable.

"Shut up! You humble earthling! No matter how many of you stand up to stop me, I will be crushed to death..."

Just got here.

"Whoosh!"

Gordon comes on stage with the Invisible Woman and the Stone Man.

"Oh shit……"

"No matter how many of you stand up to stop me, I will be crushed to death..."

Ronan spoke faster.

"Whoosh!"

Gordon enters the field with the Rockets and Groot.

"Damn!"

Ronan sped up his speech again.

"No matter how many of you stand up to stop me, I'll crush a bedbug..."

"Whoosh!"

Gordon enters with Star-Lord and Gamora.

Seeing Ronan, Xingjue immediately shouted excitedly: "Hey! You are Ronan, right? I actually saw Ronan the Accuser with my own eyes! This is really exciting! Hahaha! Not only do I want to see you, I I want to stop you and defeat you with my friends on Earth! Hahaha! Didn’t expect that?”

Gamora looked disgusted: "Can you be a little promising? Seeing Ronan makes you so excited? It's a shame, don't say that we have fought side by side in the future..."

"Shut up! You all shut up!"

Ronan was almost driven mad by this group of people, cursing loudly, and at the same time his face turned black due to lack of oxygen.

"No matter how many of you stand up to stop me, I'll crush you like bedbugs, you goddamn..."

Ronan saw that the alien Gordon didn't seem to have any intention of leaving again, and thought this was a good opportunity, so he quickly sped up his speech and talked crazily...

Finally, he was finally about to finish this line...

Yet at this moment.

"Whoosh!"

Carrie used teleportation to come to the scene by herself, and at the same time interrupted Ronan's words with a loud voice.

"Dengdeng! Carrie makes her debut!"

Ronan spat out a mouthful of old blood.

"What am I..."

Chapter 426 Fierce Battle!Dark Asterisk in space!

Ronan said a sentence countless times, but he never finished it smoothly. The unlucky Cree commander was about to collapse, panting heavily in despair.

"Huh...huh...huh..."

Reed is a kind person, and he said frankly: "Uh...Mr. Ronan, we are all present now, so there will be no more sudden appearance and interruption of your speech just now, so if you I persistently want to finish the sentence just now, so please start now..."

When Ronan heard this, my chance finally came.

As a perfectionist and a terminal patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, if Ronan doesn't finish what he just said, it will be difficult for him to maintain a good state in the next battle.

"I see." Ronan nodded towards Reed, then took a deep breath, and repeated his words.

"No matter how many of you stand up and stop me, I will crush you like bedbugs, you damned, humble, lowly earthlings, you delusional with the most powerful, noble, and best in the universe The Cree against you? Hahaha... You simply overestimated your own strength, and dying at my hands would be the most glorious thing in your humble life!!!"

"Huh... finally said it!"

After Ronan finished speaking, he suddenly felt relieved, just like the feeling of constipation after using Kaisailu for several days.

After successfully finishing his lines, Ronan held up his warhammer and stared at the audience, as if he was an emperor floating in the universe.

However, Gao Fei and his friends all looked at Ronan as if they were two idiots, and everyone whispered to each other about Ronan's speech just now.

"This guy has been holding back for a long time, and he just uttered such a piece of nonsense?" Johnny the Thunderbolt raised his eyebrows and said, "I thought the aliens must be more educated, and their words and sentences are more elegant than our earthlings... Now it seems that I overestimated him."

Steve also nodded and said: "That's right, he kept saying that the Cree people are superior and better than the people on Earth, but I don't think so, his speech is not even as shocking as those of my old comrades in World War II." . . . and my old comrades in arms were blacksmiths, fishermen, or dock workers."

Skye covered his mouth with a chuckle and said, "The way he spoke just now looked like a drunkard in a Los Angeles bar. After they are drunk, they like to make some incomprehensible speeches, or brag about something completely illogical."

Susan the Invisible Girl shook her head and said, "It's too mediocre, this line is too mediocre, I have to start re-examining the Kree people."

Rocket held an RPG and shook his head, "What kind of rubbish speech, is this kind of rubbish speech worth saying so many times? In my opinion, even saying it once is redundant!"

Groot also expressed puzzlement: "I'm Groot..."

Star-Lord took a step forward and said loudly: "Ronan, you bloody executioner, you murderous butcher! Today I, Peter Quill, the famous Star-Lord, will join forces with my Friends on Earth, avenge those innocent souls who died tragically at your hands! I want you to..."

Before Xingjue finished speaking, Kamora interrupted him forcibly by pulling him.

"Idiot, do you want to imitate Ronan and give a speech?" Gamora whispered, "Please, Ronan's speech is already embarrassing enough, do you want to be as embarrassing as him?"

"What? Shame?" Xingjue shook his head, "I don't think it's shameful? I think that before the two armies go to war, the commanders of both sides should give a speech, so that they can explain why the two sides are going to war and boost morale, right? ?”

Gamora had a dark face: "Who told you that both sides must give a speech before the war?"

"This is a customary rule!" Xingjue said, and at the same time turned to Rocket and asked, "Hey, little raccoon, don't you think so?"

"Uh... I recalled it carefully. When the two sides were fighting each other before, the leaders of both sides seemed to say a few words before the battle..."

"Well, even if there is such a rule... But shouldn't our leader here be Gao Fei? Why won't it be your Star-Lord's turn to speak?" Gamora asked in a deep voice.

"Huh?" Xingjue was taken aback when he heard the words, and then realized that it seemed to be the case.

Looking back at Gao Fei, Gao Fei was staring at him with a serious expression, as if saying: Boy, you stole my lines.

Xingjue was scared out of his wits on the spot!

Omg!

Finally, he worked diligently as a dog licker, and at the risk of being eaten by Yondu, negotiated the predator's business for Gao Fei...

Seeing that he is finally going to be given a lighter sentence and pardoned for the crime of stealing the Rubik's Cube, this last shudder must not cause problems!

"Officer Goofy! Boss! Boss! Boss!" Xingjue said all the words he could think of, and then bowed respectfully, "Sorry, I was talking too much, I shouldn't steal your Limelight, please speak! Please speak!"

Gao Fei couldn't laugh or cry, can this tease still work?

But as the organizer and promoter of the Guardians of the Earth, he should have said something.

Taking a step forward, Gao Fei looked at Ronan.

"Ronan, I think we should stop talking nonsense. Since you're here, you won't let it go until you invade Earth..."

"And I just need to make an example to the monkeys, and give a warning to other people in the universe who covet the earth..."

"Therefore, there must be a battle between you and me!"

After listening to Gao Fei's words, Ronan expressed some confusion about the term "killing chickens to scare monkeys".

"Killing the chicken... What do you mean? What do you mean?"

Ronan is a down-to-earth person, just ask if you don't understand.

"Uh..." Gao Fei quickly explained, "It's to kill people to establish their prestige. First kill the first person who dares to invade the earth, so that other people who try to invade the earth will feel deterred and dare not act rashly."

"Huh?" Ronan finally understood Gao Fei's meaning, and then his face changed drastically, "You think you can kill me?"

"That's for sure, otherwise why would I come on your Dark Star?" Gao Fei shrugged, "One more thing, I'm going to confiscate this Dark Star as well. Just to take advantage of your Kree technology."

"In this way, if there are aliens who dare to come to Earth to offend us in the future, we Earthlings will have our own warships to fight against them. Cough cough, there is an old saying in my hometown, that is to teach barbarians to master skills to control barbarians... ..."

Ronan could understand the first half of the paragraph, but he was completely confused in the second half.

"Teaching foreigners with great skills...Auntie questioned? What kind of bullshit?"

Gao Fei curled his lips: "Don't worry about it, you just need to know that we have two purposes here, the first is to kill you, and the second is to confiscate your Dark Asterisk, that's enough."

After some unsuccessful exchanges, Ronan finally got to the point.

Just now, the earth policeman chattered for a long time, with only one central idea - provocation!

He is provocative!

Challenge the powerful Accuser, challenge the noble and excellent Kree race!