Beauty Comic Survival Guide

Gao Fei: "This hammer is interesting."

Loki: "Damn, so you can't lift Mjolnir?!"

"Why do you ask me to beg you if you can't carry me?"

"I didn't ask for nothing!!!"

"Aren't you cheating?"

Gao Fei himself is a little embarrassed, can I, the dignified police officer Gao Fei, cheat people?

No!

Definitely not.

"Don't panic, it's not a big problem, I'll try again."

Gao Fei chuckled and took a deep breath.

the second time.

"Let's go!!!"

"Go... you!!!!!!"

"Go away! Go away! Go away!!!"

"Worthy..."

The hammer didn't move at all, and Gao Fei's face turned red.

It seems that it is impossible to hold the Meow Meow Hammer with only 11 times the strength of ordinary people.

"Okay I give up."

As the saying goes, nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up.

Loki was on the point of crying.

"Hey! Officer Goofy, if you can't do it, let your daughter come here, she can beat Mjolnir!"

Gao Fei looked back at Carrie, who was lazily nestling on the sofa.

"I'm too full to eat, I feel sleepy and don't want to move..."

Loki was helpless.

"Please, please, let me go..."

Gao Fei was really worried that he would cry every minute, so he said to Carrie: "Let him go, it's time to take him to the madhouse."

"Okay." Carrie climbed off the sofa obediently, picked up Mjolnir on Loki's body and put it on the dining table, then pointed to Loki's scepter on the coffee table and asked in a low voice: "Dad, can I have a lollipop?" Do you want to stay?"

"Leave it." Gao Fei rubbed the little girl's head, "I'll leave it to you for safekeeping for now."

"Oye!" Carrie was very happy, and now she won't worry about getting tired of eating the Cosmic Rubik's Cube.

Loki dared to be angry and dare not speak, so he had to hum twice to express his meaning.

……

It was already night when Loki was escorted back to Raven Kraft, and Steve, who stayed behind, said that Thor was in a mood again.

This guy has a violent temper and amazing strength, and ordinary prison cells really can't hold him. Fortunately, Reed invented a prison cell made of organic materials with excellent ductility based on his own cells. The walls of the cell can be deformed at will, so that Thor couldn't exert all his strength. No matter how strong he was, hitting the wall of the prison unit was like hitting cotton, and all the strength was removed.

Goofy takes Loki to Thor's detention unit, it's time to reunite the brothers.

And Loki was shocked and delighted when he heard that his brother had also become a prisoner.

"My brother is here too? Officer Goofy, you are so courageous..." Loki said in a low voice, "It's fine with me, after all, he wasn't born to my father, but my brother is the eldest son of Odin, Asgard Eldest heir, if you put him in prison, aren't you afraid of causing the wrath of the entire Asgard?"

Goofy smiled and ignored him, he didn't really want to talk to Loki now.

Loki talked on and on all by himself.

"Officer Goofy, I think if you are wise enough, you should send our two brothers back to Asgard. Do you know why the earth has been safe and sound in the vast universe these years? It's all because of Asgard. shelter……"

"Offending Asgard will not do the Earth any good. We are one of your few and powerful allies. There are many races in the Nine Realms who want to invade the Earth, and my father Odin stopped them... "

"Let us go, Officer Goofy, I can assure you that Odin won't be mad at you for arresting us both."

Gao Fei was really annoyed by what he said, so he turned his head and glared at him, Loki immediately became honest, shut his mouth and dared not say any more.

Soon Loki is outside Thor's confinement unit, where Thor is still throwing a tantrum.

"Damn earthlings! Stupid New York cops!"

"Let me out! Arrest me and you will regret it!"

"Give me back my hammer! I want my hammer!"

"What about the little girl? Call her over!"

……

Goofy pointed at Thor, confiscating his anger.

Thor became honest immediately, and became as docile as a sheep.

Loki was dumbfounded, he had never seen Thor in this state.

The reckless man suddenly stopped being reckless!It actually quieted down!

Gao Fei's system background suddenly received a reminder.

[Worship from Rocky Lawfison +5]

Gao Fei smiled lightly, knowing that his confiscated emotions shocked Loki.

Thor, who calmed down in the prison, went to the window and saw Loki brought by Goofy.

His instinct reminded him that he should scold Loki, but he couldn't lose his temper after losing his anger.

"Oh, Loki, my brother, what do you want me to say about you? You are so annoying..." Thor said depressingly.

Thor, who was not angry, looked a bit bitch, which made Loki goosebumps all over his body.

"Brother, you...how did you suddenly become like this? What medicine did NYPD give you?"

"Don't talk nonsense, Loki, I haven't taken any medicine, I'm just surprisingly calm... Seriously, I've never been so calm, I have to admit, it feels good to calm down..." Thor's tone Said calmly.

Then he turned to Gao Fei: "Officer Gao Fei, please answer me, when are you going to let us brothers out? Or are you going to lock us up here for the rest of our lives?"

Chapter 282

Gao Fei suddenly discovered that the ability to confiscate emotions is really a good ability, and this skill is really practical.

Even if he is as irritable as Thor, after being imprisoned by him in prison, he can sit down and chat with him calmly, which is really great!

Sometimes under the influence of negative emotions, communication between people will become very difficult. In this case, communication will even be counterproductive, and the more you communicate, the more you will end.

But after confiscating negative emotions, this concern disappeared.

Thor, the god of thunder, instantly turned into a modest gentleman, as gentle as a piece of jade.

In this case, Gao Fei was even more active in answering questions.

"Ahem, you shouldn't be imprisoned for too long, and your crime is not serious. Although you smashed a street, considering that you made a helpless move to stop the Hulk, I I hope the judge will give you a lighter punishment."

Gao Fei patiently explained.

"But Rocky's situation is even worse. He lost 34 lives in New York (27 S.H.I.E.L.D. agents + 6 NASA engineers + Coulson), not counting the case in Connecticut... In addition He is also suspected of kidnapping S.H.I.E.L.D. agents and stealing international secrets... He should be thankful that New York State does not have the death penalty, but life imprisonment cannot escape.”

After hearing this, Loki gasped: "You plan to imprison me for life? Let me spend the rest of my life in this damn madhouse?"

Gao Fei snorted coldly, and thought: This is not bad, it is better than letting you go out and be crushed to death by Thanos.

Thor frowned, and said in a low tone: "Officer Goofy, you mean you plan to use the laws of the people on Earth to judge us? But we are not mortals, we are gods!"

"Don't always belong to mortals, and don't always regard yourself as gods. Since the two of you have come to Earth, I can only judge you with the laws of Earthlings. There is no way, who made our Earth a hospitable planet What?" Gao Fei spread his hands.

Thor's brows became tighter and tighter, but after losing his anger, he didn't have the ability to explode.

He just asked aggrievedly: "Where is Fury? Nick Fury from S.H.I.E.L.D., I want to see him!"

Gao Fei smiled and nodded: "Yes."

After speaking, he snapped his fingers towards the opposite side, and a jailer on the opposite side opened the window of the prison unit next to him.

A shiny dark bald head appeared by the window, and Nick Fury was sitting in it thinking about life.

"Hi, Thor." Fury greeted calmly. He was not surprised that Thor and Loki were arrested.

"Furi?!" Thor was startled on the spot, it turned out that this guy had already come in to eat in prison!

"Director Fury was imprisoned by you. He was convicted of colluding with aliens." Gao Fei explained.

Thor looked at Loki resentfully: "It's all your fault!"

Loki sighed: "It's my fault, it's all my fault, anyway, everyone is now a prisoner, and this ending can be regarded as a happy ending."

"What? Everyone is happy? Do you know what the word "everything is like" means?" Thor said depressingly.

"Don't worry, brother, I believe Dad will come to save us, don't you?" Loki was quite optimistic, and at the same time threatened Gao Fei from the side, "Odin will never allow his sons to be imprisoned by mortals, He will come to save us, won't he?"

"I seriously doubt it." Thor curled his lips. In the sage's time, his IQ regained the high ground, and his knowledge has become much better. He knows that Odin is by no means a father who protects the calf, and he will never because of such trivial things Things come out in person.

"Besides, Goofy said just now that I won't be imprisoned for too long. My crime is very light. You are the one who will be imprisoned for life, Loki." Thor said gloatingly.

"So are you going to accept the trial of the people on Earth? Brother? Are you still the Thor I know? Where's your backbone?" Loki asked unwillingly, wanting to finally awaken Thor's anger.

It's a pity that Thor is still very calm.

"I don't think I have any other choice but to do this first."

"Oh! You coward!" Loki said angrily.

But Goofy didn't give him a chance to continue talking, and threw him back to his prison unit. The silent mode was activated, and no one could hear Rocky even if he set off firecrackers in the prison.

Thor also returned to his unit, and the Raven Craft Asylum returned to silence.

……

After dealing with the Asgardians, it was already midnight, and Gao Fei drove home tiredly. He thought that Carrie must be asleep by this time, so he was very careful not to make any noise when he opened the door.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the door opened, Gao Fei saw Carrie sitting on the chair by the window waiting for him, the little girl's eyes were shining brightly.

Gao Fei frowned, and was about to ask her why she didn't go to bed so late, but before he could speak, Carrie smiled and said, "Sorry, Dad, I ate too many lollipops, and I'm very energetic now. I'm not sleepy at all...Anyway, tomorrow is the weekend, so I can sleep late today, right?"

Gao Fei was taken aback, he didn't expect his daughter to be quite smart, she guessed everything without saying anything.

As a result, as soon as the thought "Carrie is very smart" flashed through his mind, Carrie said happily, "Thank you dad, I am just very smart, ho ho!"

Goofy was dumbfounded now, and looked at Carrie in shock.

"You can read minds?"——This sentence has not been uttered, but just emerges in my mind.

But Carrie already knew, and had an answer.

"I can really read minds! This is amazing! Dad, Dad, after I ate the lollipop, I felt something was wrong. I seemed to hear a lot of strange sounds. I just looked downstairs. Pedestrians, found that I can know what they are thinking... So I really know how to read minds!"

The little girl said excitedly.

Gao Fei nodded, in fact, he knew the reason after thinking about it.

After devouring the space stone, Carrie mastered teleportation, and after devouring the mind stone, Carrie gained the ability to read minds.

But mind reading is not a friendly skill, especially among relatives and friends. Goofy still has many secrets that Carrie cannot know, so he can't let Carrie read his mental activities all the time.

"Carrie, I'm glad you have mastered the new skill, but now I need to know if you can control this skill well..." Gao Fei said.

"Huh?" Carrie was slightly taken aback, "Manipulating freely? What do you mean?"

Gao Fei patiently explained: "That is to say... now you can read my thoughts, but can you not read my thoughts?"

"I'll try..." Carrie frowned seriously, "Father Goofy, if you think of something, I'll see if I can read it..."

Gao Fei nodded, thinking to himself: Carrie, your pants are on the wrong side, your pants are on the wrong side...

If Carrie had read his thoughts now, she would have looked down at her trousers in no time.

But Carrie didn't.

Goofy breathed a sigh of relief.