Beauty Comic Survival Guide

"Shit!"

The last thing Gao Fei wants to see is this kind of scene, where gods fight and mortals suffer.

"Move, move, we have to stop them!"

Johnny immediately became excited: "Look at mine! I'm going to burn them!"

Gao Fei hurriedly pulled him back.

"Don't be impulsive, this is the urban area...the two of them have smashed the city building to pieces, why don't you go and set it on fire again? You think we New York taxpayers can't spend all our taxes, don't you?"

"What does the boss mean..." Johnny became very clever after working for a period of time, and he would play around in front of the leader.

Gao Fei coughed, and translated "Sun Tzu's Art of War" into English with his excellent language skills: "That's why a hundred battles are victorious, and it is not a good man who is good. A soldier who surrenders without fighting is a good man who is good."

Johnny was just about to brag about "the boss's opinion", but suddenly found that he didn't understand Gao Fei's words at all.

In desperation, he had no choice but to turn to Steve, who was a little more educated than himself. Unfortunately, Steve also looked confused and spread his hands towards Johnny.

I didn't understand what Gao Fei said.

Just follow his instructions.

Chapter 279 Don't Play Pretentious in My Site

The police car of the super patrol team moved forward and soon came to the vicinity of the battlefield. Thor and the Hulk were still fighting fiercely, and the battle between the two would not end for a while.

The surrounding buildings were unlucky, and the scene was a mess.

The road was completely destroyed, countless vehicles were overturned, street trees were uprooted, and apartment buildings completely collapsed...

Gao Fei had a headache watching it, Johnny was right, the scene was like being bombed by a missile.

This level of damage is beyond repair, and the entire disaster area has to be demolished and rebuilt.

Squeezing his forehead, Goofy raised his head and shouted to Thor and the Hulk: "Hey! You two saboteurs, stop me immediately! Look at the good deeds you have done, the whole street will be demolished by you!!! "

The Hulk immediately turned his head when he heard Goofy's voice, and his whole body became even more excited.

Loki's little trick didn't fool Bruce Banner, but it did fool the immature Hulk -- who is now convinced that Goofy killed his beloved Elizabeth, and he can't wait to avenge his sweetheart.

"Roar!!!"

With a roar, the Hulk turned around and rushed towards Gao Fei.

But before he left the scene, Thor quickly grabbed his ankle, yanked him hard, and threw him backhanded.

Booooom! ! !

The Hulk's body slammed into a nearby church, and half of the church wall collapsed.

Thor clapped his hands, and nodded to Gao Fei complacently: "You're welcome."

Goofy is a black line.

You smashed up the whole street and half the church, and you still tell me you're welcome?

"Hey, Thor, stop right now and stand up with your hands up!" Gao Fei said seriously.

"What?!" Thor was taken aback when he heard the words, "Hey, Goofy, I'm helping you catch the criminal Hulk. I'm protecting New York! Protecting the people on Earth!"

"Protect New York? Protect the people on Earth?" Gao Fei pointed at the ruins around him, "People who want to protect New York will never only care about their own enjoyment when arresting criminals. at the expense of public property."

Gao Fei is too familiar with Thor. He is a very successful person in his bones. In order to show off his ability, he will not hesitate to take his teammates to risk himself.

The same is true for dealing with the Hulk now. Although Thor's original intention was good at the beginning, he really wanted to help the people on Earth, but once the fight started, he couldn't care about anything, just caring about himself.

It doesn't matter what onlookers and public property are. In order to show the majestic and heroic appearance of my majestic Thor, it's okay to smash all of them to pieces.

In the final analysis, one sentence-Thor didn't want to save people at all, he just wanted to pretend.

Facing Goofy's accusation, Thor is very unconvinced.

"Hey, that's a bit of a disingenuous thing to say. You know I have to stop this big guy, or let him run into New York and it's going to be broken... Is it okay to make some sacrifices to defeat this madman? Please, In which war was there no sacrifice?"

"There are many ways to stop him, and the most stupid way is to be tough." Gao Fei said, "You should find that the two of you are evenly matched at the beginning, but then you are still stubbornly fighting him. If this continues, the two of you No one can subdue anyone, only the surrounding buildings and citizens suffer..."

"Evenly matched?" Thor was not happy when he heard it, "You actually think that I, the majestic Thor, are evenly matched with him?"

Thor would never accept being equal to him.

This is simply a great shame for the gods!

"You actually said that I was evenly matched with him..."

Thor took a deep breath, picked up the Meow Hammer and rushed at the Hulk again.

"Come on big man! Today I must decide the winner with you!!!"

Seeing that Thor entered the fighting state again, the surrounding citizens were depressed.

Brother, it's fine if you hit here, don't continue to fight, it will be bad if it hits our house in a while!

Steve also frowned: "Goofy, you have to stop him, this guy is too destructive, he and the Hulk will tear down the entire block."

While speaking, Thor made a big move, the meow hammer attracted dark clouds all over the sky, and a thunderbolt fell from the sky and hit the Hulk directly.

"Roar!!!"

The Hulk roared in pain, but became more and more excited.

The surrounding townspeople finally started to get scared, and they begged Goofy to stop this.

One monster is scary enough, and now there are two monsters gathered on the street, I feel that if these two people continue to fight, the earth will be blown up by them.

So everyone asked for their lives.

"Officer Goofy, stop this!"

"Please stop them!"

"Don't let them continue to fight. My house is two blocks ahead. It's enough for them to fight here. If they continue to fight, my house will suffer..."

"My house has been destroyed, woo woo woo...Fortunately, I'm the only one in my house."

"My wife is still at home! Ahhh!"

"My wife is also at home, and I probably won't survive, wow haha..."

"Officer Goofy, stop them!"

……

Hearing the citizens' requests, Gao Fei nodded solemnly.

"Don't worry, I will stop them."

Johnny was a little worried about Gao Fei, and pulled his arm and said in a low voice: "Boss, be careful, persuading a fight is the most dangerous, or you will be hit by the two of them in mixed doubles."

"Don't worry, I have a measure."

Gao Fei smiled lightly, and stepped forward towards the two of them.

At this time, Thor and the Hulk are fighting fiercely.

Thor's hammer hooked the sky thunder, Hulk's fist stirred the ground fire, and the two of them together made the sky thunder hook the ground fire!

But Goofy has his special skills too!

Pretend to follow the wind!Bring your own flash!

He went straight to the two of them and said loudly: "Stop destroying, stop your fighting, you have caused too much damage to this city, it's time to stop!"

The impassioned words were filled with righteous indignation, and the surrounding citizens cheered and cheered.

It's a pity that Thor and the Hulk ignored him, and these two people can't care about other people now.

Crows flew overhead.

Gao Fei felt the embarrassment of the silence.

But he is not discouraged!

Oh shit……

How dare you ignore my existence!

He looked up at the two, delivering an ultimatum.

"I'll give you three seconds, stop immediately!!!"

While speaking, Gao Fei quietly used the latest skill of the "mentor template".

Confiscate your negative emotions!

Turning to Thor, Gao Fei chose to confiscate his "competitiveness", and a more Buddhist mentality can make life better.

After turning to the Hulk, what Goofy confiscated was of course "anger". Anger is the source of the Hulk's power, and the Hulk without anger is no threat.

In the blink of an eye, Thor and the Hulk are forced into sage time.

As soon as Thor swung his hammer, he suddenly felt that his behavior was childish.

Why do you have to prove that you are better than the Hulk?

Why do you have to pretend in front of everyone?

Isn't it good to be a low-key and restrained strong man?

Wouldn't it be nice to be an unpretentious Thor?

All the bragging, screaming, cheering... I don't care!

Winning or losing doesn't matter to me.

I am me, a quietly blooming flower.

I won't fight this fight!

Simultaneously.

Halfway through the Hulk's roar, the saliva spewed out.

His voice suddenly weakened.

What am I doing?

Why are you so angry?

Was it because Goofy killed Elizabeth?So I'm so angry?

Anger can't solve the problem, anger will only make people lose their minds, I can't be angry, I have to be rational.

So the Hulk came to his senses, and then he heard Bruce Banner's voice.

"Goofy didn't kill Elizabeth!"

"That's just an illusion, you idiot!"

"Stop! Get back into me!"

"Look at what you've done?"

Hulk was shocked when he heard this!

"Banner? No, not Banner...not Banner...Hulk, not Banner..."

It's a pity that it was too late, the Hulk's body gradually shrank, and Bruce Banner appeared, taking over Hulk's control of the body.

Chapter 280 Arrested

As soon as Goofy makes a shot, the two serious militants straighten up, Thor drops his hammer, and the Hulk turns back into Bruce Banner.

No one continues to fight, the city will not be further damaged, harmony replaces violence, and the neighborhood is beautiful.

The citizens were all dumbfounded, and were overwhelmed by Officer Gao Fei's ability to persuade the fight.

The two people who were at the mercy of life and death just now regained their senses in an instant!

Everyone paid their respects.