Beauty Comic Survival Guide

It was a figure with its own halo and hair dryer.

He leaped into the air, sacrificing himself to block the laser light from the Mind Stone.

The laser beam hit his body and instantly pierced his chest, but the laser beam that shot through his body was attenuated and could no longer hurt others.

The citizens involuntarily exclaimed, and their gratitude was born spontaneously!

The Super Patrol and the Fantastic Four are even more awe-inspiring, as if sacrificing oneself to save others has become an instinctive reaction of this person! ! !

Only Loki, who was attacking with a scepter, gave a disdainful smile, completely ignoring this feat.

"Stupid, a mortal who will only die and do nothing... Do you think that your sacrifice can save other people? Hehe, I will let you understand that it is meaningless for you to do so!"

However, at this moment, the "mortal" who was pierced by the laser beam suddenly did a backflip in the air and fell to the ground gracefully.

At the same time, the onlookers shouted his name excitedly, as if this guy was not a policeman, but a national idol.

"Goofy!"

"Goofy!"

"Goofy!!!"

"Goofy!!!"

Gao Fei, who had just been pierced by the laser, but fell to the ground in an instant, turned his head and smiled at everyone, and then turned to look at the stunned Loki.

"My surprised alien friend, I officially announce that you have been arrested for multiple crimes. You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be evidence in court."

Chapter 266 You Say You Are God?

Goofy's appearance made Loki suspect for the first time that he had gone to the wrong set-is this really the earth?

As a native (?) Asgardian, Loki has an innate sense of superiority in his bones.

Asgard, named God's Domain, is the most sacred and powerful kingdom among the Nine Realms.

(Nine Realms: Asgard-the kingdom of the gods, Vanaheim-the kingdom of the Vanir gods, Alfheim-the kingdom of the elves, Midgard-the earth, the kingdom of mortals, Jotunheim-the kingdom of giants Kingdom, Wartheim - Land of the Dwarves, Helm Underworld - Land of the Dead, Nilfheim - Land of Mist, Muspelheim - Land of Fire)

And the earth, called "Midgard" by the Asgardians, is the kingdom of mortals even though it is located in the center of the Nine Realms.

Asgard is the realm of the gods, and the Asgardians are supremely powerful.

The earth is the country of mortals, and the people on earth are weak.

Loki knew from an early age that people on Earth are powerless, with soft skin and fragile bones. Their average lifespan is only a few decades, and wind, frost, rain and snow can kill them.

Compared with Asgardians, people on Earth are like ants, not to mention that Loki is not an ordinary Asgardian, he claims to be the god of Asgard (but in fact he is just adopted...).

But an earthling in front of him came back to life under his attack, and the destructive laser emitted by his scepter failed to kill an earthling!

One must know that with the power of this scepter, it is not difficult to kill an Asgardian, but a mere earthling survived under this scepter!

Loki couldn't believe it, and looked at the earthling in front of him in shock.

"You're not from Earth, are you?" Loki asked speculatively, then pointed to the Fantastic Four around him and said, "None of you should be from Earth."

How could people on earth come back to life?How could it be possible to have a variety of abilities?

But Goofy shrugged.

"Sorry, alien friend, I think you came to our planet rashly before you figured out the true strength of the earth. We are all earthlings, born and bred earthlings."

Thunderbolt Johnny galloped down from the sky, stood beside Gao Fei, and said with a sneer, "That's right, we are all Earthlings!"

After that, he pointed to Loki's nose and asked, "Who are you?"

"Who am I?" Loki snorted coldly, raised the scepter in his hand, and announced loudly to the people around him, "I am a god! I came from the realm of the gods, and I am a god high above you! Earthlings, I am To take over you, to rule you! Your world is too chaotic, only I can lead you to the light!!!”

The onlookers were stunned by what he had said - I'm afraid this guy is crazy?

How dare you pretend to be an alien with a scepter that can shoot lasers, and keep saying that you are a god?Are you afraid you've lost your mind?

Johnny couldn't stand it any longer, coughed and said, "Ahem! My friend, are you insane? Do you want me to take you to see a psychiatrist?"

"Presumptuous!" Loki raised his scepter angrily, and a laser beam shot towards Johnny immediately.

Steve hurried over and raised the vibrating gold shield to help Johnny block the laser beam.

hum! ! !

The vibrating golden shield rang for a while, and the laser was deflected by Steve.

Loki missed a hit, and roared angrily: "Stupid earthlings! How dare you question me? I am Loki, from the realm of the gods, the god of trickery, the son of Odin, and the number one wizard in the nine worlds! Now I I order you to kneel to me! Only if you surrender to me, will I spare your life!"

As a result, everyone laughed as soon as Loki finished speaking-not only the people in the super patrol team laughed, but even the onlookers laughed.

The god of tricks, the son of Odin, the number one mage in the Nine Realms...

Why do these names sound so funny?

The point is... You guys look like people on Earth, so you have to say that you are a god. If you are really a god, why do you look exactly like us ordinary people?Why don't you have a golden body of ten feet?

Besides, don't bully us ordinary people who have never seen the world. How much ups and downs has New York experienced in the past two years?Demons and ghosts are running around in the streets!A person like you who has no characteristics at all really doesn't interest us.

The police officer Gao Fei is immortal and has his own lighting and blowing effect, so he doesn't claim to be a god.

The police officer Johnny was bathed in fire, he was able to fly and run, and his combat effectiveness was astonishing, and he didn't call himself a god.

You are just holding a BiuBiuBiu laser-emitting cane in your hand, why do you call yourself a god?And your cane is not very lethal, so you haven't even shot anyone to death in such a long time.

You say you are a god, but the common people do not agree!

Holding the shield on his shoulders, Steve shook his head again and again, denying: "Don't be kidding, you are not a god at all, you are just a villain, and a villain of average strength."

Johnny added fuel and vinegar to the side: "That's right, you say that it's your god is God? What evidence do you have?"

When Loki heard this, he was almost anxious.

"You stupid mortals, how dare you doubt my identity!"

As he spoke, he shook the scepter in his hand, and immediately took off the black suit on his body, and replaced it with a flamboyant robe, with a big beetle-like horn growing out of his head, which looked even more ridiculous.

Loki himself still feels good, as if he is in command of the world.

Have you seen?

I can change clothes!

And it's still a change of clothes!

As a result, the citizens asked for a refund after watching it. What a shitty performance!

The circuses in New York decades ago didn't have such ugly performances!This kind of trick is long out of date!

All of a sudden, there was booing on the road, and the citizens condemned Rocky's behavior of wasting the feelings of the crowd.

Susan Storm even complained mercilessly: "Please, you can prove that you are a god by changing your clothes? Then what can I prove by being invisible? I am the founder of the entire universe?"

With that said, Susan showed off her skill - invisibility.

The citizens cheered and applauded, while shouting Susan's name.

"Susan! Susan! Susan! Susan!"

See no!This is the trick of high-end atmosphere!

Loki just collapsed, I am here to occupy the earth, not to compete with you in magic tricks!

I changed my costume to deter you, not to let you perform a more bizarre magic trick! ! !

Anger gradually went to Loki's head, and he felt that it was time for an all-out war.

He waved the scepter in his hand and ordered: "Where is my puppet? Come out and kill me!"

Hawkeye immediately obediently walked out of the carriage, his pupils had changed color, he took off the bow and arrow on his shoulder, and looked around to find the target.

Seeing Hawkeye, Steve frowned and said, "Huh? Isn't this an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.? How did he get mixed up with this alien?"

Gao Fei said: "Oh, he looks like he was bewitched by some kind of magic."

"Deception? What should we do?" Steve asked worriedly, "This alien will deceive people?"

Gao Fei smiled: "Don't be nervous, it's not a big problem."

Although the soul stone's bewitching function is very powerful, it is not impossible to crack it. In "Avengers 1", it was Natasha who gave Hawkeye a good beating to wake him up, but Gao Fei has an easier way.

Goofy proved one thing when the big-headed Samuel Stern came out to make trouble—the whispering skill can wake up the bewitched, and now Goofy's spiritual attribute has reached 20, and the awakening ability is obviously stronger.

So looking at Hawkeye, Gao Fei said in a low voice.

"Hawkeye, wake up, don't be fooled by others, you should wake up."

"Look at your current state. You have become someone else's puppet, someone's tool to kill."

"Hawkeye! Wake up! Wake up!"

"Hawkeye, look what you are doing! This is not what you want to do, you have your own ideas!"

……

After only shouting four sentences, Hawkeye woke up, his pupils gradually returned to normal, and his consciousness became clear.

Loki next to him didn't notice this, and was still giving orders there.

"Shoot these mortals, quick! I'll let them die!"

Chapter 267 I'm Not a Weak Chicken!

Waking up, Hawkeye looked at the world in front of him in surprise, he felt as if he had a dream.

He vaguely remembered what happened just now - he somehow became Loki's mercenary, and shot and killed several S.H.I.E.L.D. agents by accident.

"Damn... I was bewitched by this alien..."

Hawkeye reacted quickly, thinking about it.

"He doesn't seem to notice that I'm back to normal, I have to take the opportunity to kill him!"

Loki did not notice the abnormality of Hawkeye, he was still waving his scepter and talking nonsense.

"Freedom is the biggest lie. Blind pursuit of freedom will only make you live in darkness for the rest of your life. Earthlings, only if you surrender to my feet, will I lead you to see the meaning of life..."

Just when Loki's speech was delivered to a critical part, Hawkeye suddenly took out a dagger from his waist, stabbed backhand, and ruthlessly stabbed Loki in the ribs.

With a sound of "ping", the dagger seemed to have stabbed on a hard rock!

Loki's body is quite strong, far from being able to pierce through with the power of ordinary daggers and eagle eyes.

"What's going on here? You actually betrayed the consciousness of God?" Loki angrily grabbed Hawkeye's neck and lifted him up from the ground.

Hawkeye tried desperately to resist, but his strength was far from Loki's.

"Hmph...Be grateful, mortal, thanks to the fact that I am a benevolent god. I will give you another chance, and let you be driven by me again..."

Speaking of this, Loki raised his scepter and pointed at Hawkeye's chest, the original mind stone projected a faint light, Hawkeye's pupils gradually changed color, and became Loki's puppet again.

Loki smiled coldly: "Very well, just be obedient, kid..."

However, before the words fell, Gao Fei began to interfere again.

"Wake up, Hawkeye, wake up!"

"Don't be fooled by bad guys!"

Hawkeye, who had just been controlled by Loki, took a deep breath: "Huh..."

Opening his eyes, he immediately began to resist, brandishing the dagger and stabbing Loki in the face.

"Damn it!" Loki was depressed, "Is this scepter not working?"

The scepter poked Hawkeye's chest, and Hawkeye was bewitched again.

Gao Fei didn't agree, and continued to whisper: "Wake up, Hawkeye, wake up!"

So Hawkeye took a deep breath and woke up again.

"call……"

"Alien, I will fight with you!"