The Reincarnation of Lu Bu at the End of the Han Dynasty

Cui Yan was a teacher of Zheng Xuan in his early years and assisted Yuan Shao for a period of time. Later, he was invited by Liu Bian. He is a contemporary celebrity, especially in the Qinghe area of ​​Jizhou. As long as Cui's family is mentioned, there is no one who does not know Cui Yan.

Cui Yan spoke with confidence, as if the winning ticket was already in his hands.

"Cui Gong, what kind of man is Lu Bu, how can he retreat from the enemy by counting his words before the battle?"

Cao Cao immediately stood up and rejected Cui Yan's proposal on the spot.Lu Bu is a butcher who kills without batting an eyelid, and his hands are stained with tens of thousands of blood. If talking about it is useful, then why would they raise an army and fight Lu Bu to the death.

"Hehehe..."

Cui Yan stroked his white beard lightly, and smiled for a while: "General Cao doesn't believe it. You can watch the battle in front of the battle tomorrow, and then you will see for yourself."

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woo woo woo woo woo~~

The next day, the horn sounded.

The soldiers of both sides displayed the battlefield, and the flags fluttered.

Lu Bu rode on a red dodder, Wen Ji stood beside him carrying a halberd, Hua Xiong, Song Xian, Cao Xing, Ma Zhong and many other generals lined up on the left and right, eager to fight, full of fighting spirit.

At this time, the front line of the enemy army spread out to both sides. An old man wearing a Confucian crown and a blue gown rode forward. He had white beard and hair, and he had the rich elegance of a scholar.

He came to the front of the formation, looked at the majestic man on the red horseback, and asked calmly: "Who is coming, Wuyuan Lu Bu?"

Lu Bu didn't know Cui Yan, so he rode forward a few steps and replied, "Exactly."

He is not afraid of first-class fierce generals like Guan and Zhang, let alone a mere old man.

"I have heard about the general's name for a long time, and I am honored to meet you today." Cui Yan recited the opening remarks, and cupped his hands in a bow.

In the end, Lu Bu ignored him, which made him very embarrassed.

In any case, he is a celebrity after all, and even His Majesty treats him politely when he sees him, but Lu Bu is so rude!

Shuzi, totally uneducated!

Cui Yan cursed angrily in his heart, but he remembered today's important task, endured the displeasure, and continued: "The general claims to be a Han subject, and now, the emperor of the Han is right in front of your eyes, why don't you dismount and bow down, and instead want to fight each other?" ?”

Lu Bu didn't want to talk too much, but since it concerns the orthodoxy of the Han family and the reputation of the emperor, there are some things that need to be clarified, so he said loudly: "In the eyes of this general, there is only one emperor of the Han Dynasty, and that is His Majesty in Chang'an City. How dare you call yourself a thieves? It’s better to be obedient and get caught!”

Lu Bu raised his eyebrows slantingly, and his eyes were filled with clouds and waves, full of momentum.The soldiers around Cui Yan were so frightened that they clenched their weapons and stared at Lu Bu, fearing that he would suddenly kill him.

Cui Yan was not afraid, and continued: "Since Huan and Ling, the Yellow Turbans have advocated chaos and disputes in the world. When it came down to Chuping and Jian'an, Dong Zhuo rebelled and insulted the emperor. At that time, thieves flocked, and treacherous eagles flocked. , the society is in danger of laying eggs, and the souls are in danger of being overthrown. My sage, wise and benevolent, was established by the late emperor's edict. All surnames adore their hearts, and all directions look up to virtue. It is not taken by power, but by the destiny of heaven."

What Cui Yan said made sense, and many generals in the coalition army nodded their heads accordingly.Regardless of whether Cui Yan's words were true or not, they believed them anyway.

"Today's generals are brave and mighty everywhere. Why is it so strong to go against the laws of nature and act against human feelings? Don't you hear that the ancients said: 'Those who follow the sky will prosper, and those who go against the sky will perish.' Today our army has millions of armors and thousands of good generals. Forgive me How can the fluorescent light of rotten grass compare to the bright moon in the heart of heaven? If a general turns his back on his armor and surrenders with courtesy, he will still be a Marquis. The country is safe and the people are happy, isn’t it beautiful!"

Cui Yan boasted a wave of his own strength, trying to lure Lu Bu to surrender.

Lu Bu sneered, this old guy is quite sharp-tongued, he must have read a lot of books.

Anyway, if you can't say no to him, then just hit him directly!

Lu Bu made up his mind.

"Hahaha……"

At this time, there was a burst of joyous laughter with sarcasm suddenly from behind.

I saw Guo Jia riding a white horse, his blue shirt fluttering in the wind, and the white fox was full of smiles, he was such a good man in troubled times, and he was full of elegance.

He looked at Cui Yan, saluted him first, and then smiled lightly: "Grand Cui, I thought that as a veteran of the Han Dynasty, you would have a high opinion when you came to the front of the battle and faced the soldiers of the two armies. I didn't expect that, To say such vulgar words."

Lu Bu saw his son-in-law stand out, and took the initiative to move two steps to the side, making room for the right seat.

He has always known Guo Jia's ability, not only is he resourceful, but also has a brilliant tongue.

This time, there is a good show to watch.

Hearing the sarcasm of the person in front of him, Cui Yan's face darkened. He is also a big star in the literary world, and it's his turn to get a younger generation to point fingers, and said angrily: "Who is the boy?"

"Kid Guo Fengxiao, from Yingchuan."

Guo Jia answered honestly, with a smile still on his face, "I have something to say, I would like to ask you to listen carefully: In the past Huan and Ling times, the Han Dynasty was in decline, and eunuchs caused disasters; After the Yellow Turban, Dong Zhuo came to Beijing again and moved to rob the Han Emperor. He was brutal. Therefore, on the temple, the rotten wood is the official, and the beasts eat the salary between the majesty of the temple; , One after another took over the government. The country was turned into a mound, and the common people suffered from misery."

"At this time of national calamity, what will Cui Gong do?" Guo Jia looked at Cui Yan and asked back.

"I……"

Before Cui Yan could speak, Guo Jia stepped forward and answered for him: "I have known about Wang Situ's life: You lived on the shore of the East China Sea, and you were the first to become an official with filial piety. An Han Xing Liu; when will you turn against the rebels and conspire to usurp the throne! The crime is serious and the world will not tolerate it!"

"Zhuzi, how dare you!"

Cui Yan was so angry that his chest felt tight, and he wished he could rush over and give this young man two slaps, but he is a celebrity after all, and he should behave like a celebrity.

"Shut up, shameless old thief! Don't you know that everyone in the world is willing to eat your flesh alive, so how dare you talk here!" At this point, Guo Jia's complexion changed, and his voice also became louder, his tone full of justice and kindness. indignation.

"You! Cough cough cough~"

A look of pain flashed across Cui Yan's face, he clutched his chest, and coughed violently.

Seeing this, the soldiers beside him wanted to come over to help him, but he waved his hand and retreated.

"Fortunately, today's God's will is unstoppable, so that the Great General Lu Bu came into the world in danger, swept away the rebels, saved His Majesty from fire and water, and saved the generals of the great Han. Today, the Great General obeys the emperor's imperial edict and summons the army to fight against the traitors."

"Since you are a flattering minister, you can only hide your head and look for food and clothing; how dare you pretend to be the number of days in front of our army! You are a man with a head! You are a bearded old thief! You are about to die under the nine springs. What will you look like then? Go to see the twenty emperors of the Han Dynasty!"

Guo Jia launched a combo of verbal attacks. For these old guys who cherish their reputation, maybe even a sword can't make them succumb, but if you want to dig out his black history, especially in front of so many people, you will definitely make them He jumped up angrily.

"I, I, I..."

Cui Yan was so angry that he was short of breath and couldn't even speak clearly.

Seeing this, Guo Jia decided to make another stab, and shouted angrily: "Second minister and traitor, you have lived fifty to six times in vain. You have not made an inch of merit in your life, and you can only wag your lips and tongue and help the tyrant! How dare a dog with a broken spine dare to kill me? In front of the army, he barked wildly, I... have never seen such a brazen person!

"You, you, you, me, me..."

Cui Yan stared and gritted his teeth, but he couldn't say a word.Feeling that his lungs were about to explode, he pointed at this young man who spoke viciously, trembling non-stop.

Whoa!

Then he screamed in pain, leaned back from the horse, and fell directly off the horse.

Seeing Cui Yan fall off the horse, Liu Bian and others' faces changed greatly, and the generals also shouted anxiously: "Cui Gong! Cui Gong!"

Hearing the voice, Cui Yan still had a little consciousness in his head, struggling to sit up, the soldiers beside him rushed to help Cui Yan up.