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The old monk nodded and waved: "Go! Don't judge people by their appearance in the future. Remember, Buddha is equal to me!"
The leading monk nodded repeatedly, and then left quickly with a group of monks. From the beginning to the end, he didn't even have the courage to look at Wang Hao. Obviously, he was beaten badly by Wang Hao just now.
The old monk came to Wang Hao, clasped his hands together and said: "Amitabha, the name of the old monk, Taixu!"
"Taixu!?" Wang Hao sized up the old monk, and couldn't help asking: "Since the master's name is Taixu, do you usually collect electricity bills, or deliver newspapers, or deliver milk!?"
Taixu was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously: "What's the meaning of this!?"
Everyone present was also at a loss. They really didn't understand how Taixu's Dharma name had anything to do with collecting electricity bills, delivering newspapers, and delivering milk.
Wang Hao said solemnly: "To collect electricity bills, I only come once a month; to deliver newspapers, it's done as soon as I drop it; as for milk delivery, it's even simpler, just drop it at the door."
Taixu was still in a daze, unable to understand what Wang Hao was talking about.
"I said that you are so old as a monk, why don't you even know some code words for embarrassing things?" Wang Hao looked at Tai Xu with extremely suspicious eyes, "You won't be so weak that you don't even have the strength to stand up!? "
"Pfft..."
As soon as the words fell, everyone in the audience erupted instantly.
They thought that this eminent monk was going to say something rich in Buddhism.
In the end, he said such obscene words, which really insulted the majesty of the Lord Buddha.
Taixu smiled, "It seems that your Excellency is a monk halfway through, and has experienced some mortal past events in the middle, so there is a trace of the unique atmosphere of mortals in his words and deeds."
Wang Hao looked at Taixu, and exaggeratedly shouted: "I said Master Taixu, you are still the same place!?"
The faces of all the people present turned black. This bastard actually talked about such shameless things openly in public.
Tai Xu was not angry, and said with a smile: "I have been converted to my Buddha since I was a child, so I have no experience with men and women, but I still want to remind you that there are too many temptations in the world of mortals, and you need to get out of it as soon as possible."
Wang Hao put on a gesture of compassion, folded his hands together and said, "The world of mortals is rolling like hell, but if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!? For the sake of my Buddha's mercy, I am willing to enter this hell of mortals."
Everyone present was stunned, feeling that this person was not shameless, but too shameless.
Obviously he was reluctant to be seduced by the world of mortals, but he forcibly dragged this kind of thing onto the head of the Buddha, and even put on a gesture of great compassion, which really praised the Buddha.
It's just that what everyone can't understand is how this kind of person who is full of red dust all over his body comprehended the golden body of Arhat? !
You must know that for those who practice Buddhism, if they do not have advanced Buddhist practice, it is impossible to practice this Buddhist stunt.
Tai Xu couldn't help looking at Wang Hao, and found that although Wang Hao had a strong worldly aura, his Buddhist practice was really strong.
Just based on the sentence that I am not as good as hell, who is like hell, he is very sure that Wang Hao must be an important figure in Buddhism in the future.
At the same time, Taixu was also very puzzled, he lived for countless years, saw all kinds of people in the universe, and got a [-]% accurate conclusion.
That is, the more intense the atmosphere of the world of mortals, the less likely it is to comprehend the profound cultivation of Buddhism.
Anyway, it's the same, people with profound Dharma will definitely cut off the connection with the world of mortals.
However, Wang Hao said that he has never seen such a contradictory body with a strong atmosphere in the world and a profound cultivation of Buddhism.
At this moment, a group of young monks burst into cheers.
"Okay, well said, we are also willing to enter this world of mortal hell!"
"This eminent monk Monkey King, I have decided to hang out with you in the future!"
"Yes, I hope you will lead us to hell together."
"I'm not as good as hell, whoever goes to hell, Monk Monkey King, please take me with you!"
"..."
The faces of some older monks present turned black, wishing to drag this group of bold young monks out and burn them to the stake.
Wang Hao clasped his fists together, "You are too polite, I will not only go to hell, but also pass through my intestines with wine and meat, the Lord Buddha will keep it in my heart."
As soon as the words were finished, tears welled up in the eyes of the young monks, and an emotion of finding the organization emerged spontaneously.
The older monk's face turned cold instantly, and he condemned loudly.
"Sun Wukong, don't confuse people with evil words!"
"That's right, after eating meat and drinking wine, how can you still have a Buddha in your heart!?"
"Cultivation of Buddhism depends on perseverance. People like you who only use strong words to make excuses are hard to become grand."
"If you drink and eat meat, and walk in the world of mortals, it is impossible to comprehend the true profound meaning of Buddhism."
"I think you should get out of Buddhism and go to practice other factions!"
"Buddhism only recruits people with perseverance, and does not recruit people with uncertain temperament like you."
"..."
Wang Hao said with contempt on his face: "You old bald donkeys have no skills, and you are still like others. Let me tell you, just because I eat meat and drink, pick up girls and flirt with girls, I can still comprehend the golden body of Arhat at the age of 20. I said If so, that is Buddhism.”
"This……"
The old monks in the audience were at a loss for words, and really didn't know how to refute.
The eyes of the young monks in the audience are shining. Not only can they eat meat and drink, pick up girls, but they can also comprehend the golden body of Arhat at the age of 20. This is simply a naked temptation...
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Taixu clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, Your Excellency is endowed with extraordinary talent, so you can comprehend the Dharma in the world of mortals, but this does not apply to everyone, and I hope you will not spread this kind of thought everywhere, so as not to harm others."
"Who says it's not applicable to others?" Wang Hao laughed and said, "I tell you, this is a new generation of Buddhism. It doesn't need to look at talent, and it doesn't need to care about breaking precepts...it just needs to look at whether you have money in your pocket."
"Wow wow..."
As soon as the words fell, there was an uproar in the audience.
"Are you kidding? Buddhism has been passed down for countless years. I have never heard of a new generation of Buddhism."
"How can it be possible to practice Buddhism without looking at talent!? Could it be possible that a local ruffian can become a Buddha!?"
"The old man has never heard of eating meat and drinking alcohol, and breaking the precepts can still comprehend Buddhism."
"The new generation of Buddhism, in my opinion, is a new generation of sorcery."
"That's right, this is sorcery. If you can comprehend Buddhism like this, then why do you need a monk!?"
"You still need to have money in your pocket? Do you think this is a business!?"
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