cosmic villain
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Engage in development! ?
Meng Qi froze in place, this bull devil actually wanted to develop in the tauren clan! ?Is this the wrong way to open it?
You must know that the tauren have a population of more than 100 million. If they want to develop, they cannot develop without a large number of managers and technical personnel.
But with the tauren's stupid mind, who knows nothing but fighting, it is obviously impossible to become a manager and technician. With Wang Hao alone, he can develop a fart!
The most is to rely on being a bodyguard to earn some hard money, so that the tauren clan can barely eat enough.
"What position do you want to apply for!?" Meng Qi asked curiously.
Wang Hao smiled, "I'm here to apply for Miss Meng Qi's nanny."
"Nanny!?" Meng Qi and the male fox looked at Wang Hao in surprise, what the hell was this guy talking about! ?How could a man come to apply for a nanny! ?And it's also the nanny of the eldest lady of the fox clan, a male nanny! !
Bullish and puzzled, he asked: "Wang, aren't we tauren all bodyguards!? When did we become babysitters!?"
Wang Hao curled his lips, "The bodyguard is too dangerous, there should be a babysitter!"
Niu Qi scratched the back of his head, with a dazed look on his face, he really couldn't figure out what's so good about this nanny.
"You came here for nothing, just to tell me this." Meng Qi glared at Wang Hao angrily, "I don't need a man to be my nanny, please leave quickly."
"That's a pity. You Fox Clan gave up a chance to get rid of Tiger Clan and Lion Clan and rise up." Wang Hao shook his head, turned around and planned to leave.
The male fox frowned, stepped forward to stop Wang Hao, and introduced himself: "This...brother Bull Demon King, my name is Shi Feng, and I'm Meng Qi's cousin. Can you explain a little more clearly?"
Wang Hao cast a glance at the male fox, and asked softly: "You said that if our tauren clan join forces with your fox clan, can we divide the world with the tiger clan and the lion clan?"
Hearing this, Shi Feng shook his head in disappointment, saying that the Fox Clan had already considered this issue.
Although the tauren have strength but no brains, and their fox tribe has brains but no strength, this seems to be a combination of strengths and strengths, which can divide the world with the lion tribe and the tiger tribe, and then play a role in checking each other.
But the Tiger Clan and the Lion Clan are not idiots either, will they just watch a force rise under their noses! ?
What's more, the Fox Clan has to hand over [-]% of their finances to the Lion Clan and Tiger Clan every year, and the Tauren can be used by them to blackmail and work as coolies. How could they watch this cake disappear! ?
So once there is a picture of the Fox Clan and the Tauren teaming up, then the Lion Clan and the Tiger Clan will definitely join forces, and then they will defeat their alliance with lightning speed and restore everything to its original appearance.
"I know what you are worried about, but what if I am sure that the Lion Clan and the Tiger Clan will fight first!?" Wang Hao smiled confidently.
Shi Feng opened his eyes, and immediately became vigilant in his heart. Judging from this calm and confident appearance, this person is absolutely impossible to be a tauren, and must be a human being.
What he just couldn't figure out was why humans came to the land of orcs! ?Is it just to provoke a battle between the two royal families! ?But what good would it do them! ?
"What's your solution!?" Meng Qi couldn't help asking.
Wang Hao raised his eyebrows, "It's useless to tell you, but if you want the two royal families to fight, you must first let me be your male nanny."
"Male nanny!?" Shi Feng and Meng Qi looked puzzled. What does this male nanny have to do with the war between the two royal families? ?
"Brother Bull Demon King, I'm curious. I've seen a female nanny before, but what does this male nanny do!?" Shi Feng asked curiously.
Wang Hao scratched his chin, thought for a while and said, "Male nanny is a new profession, you can understand that he is a profession that specializes in hooking up with the hostess."
"Cough cough..."
Shi Feng was so choked by the sudden job description that he almost couldn't catch his breath.
Meng Qi's face flushed with anger, and she said coquettishly: "Whoever wants to be seduced by you, you are too self-indulgent."
Wang Hao said solemnly: "Of course the male nanny must hook up with the hostess, otherwise who will pay me a salary!? Without salary, how can I go back and develop the tauren clan!"
He nodded arrogantly. If their king really hooked up with the eldest lady of the fox clan, then their tauren clan would no longer have to worry about being hungry. This nanny is indeed more promising than the bodyguard.
"You, you, shameless rascal..." Meng Qi stomped her feet angrily. This shameless rascal not only took advantage of her, but also said such obscene words.
Now she really wants to ignore everything, and just ask someone to beat this stinky hooligan into a tenth-level cripple.
However, thinking of Wang Hao's berserk skill, Meng Qi could only suppress her short-tempered temper. After all, if the Fox Clan mastered the secret of this half-orc talent skill, they would rise quickly and get rid of the Tiger Clan and Lion Clan completely.
Shi Feng looked at Wang Hao, then at Meng Qi, as if he understood something, he asked tentatively: "You want to pick on my cousin!?"
"Wrong!" Wang Hao shook his head, "It's outdated to pick up girls. It not only costs money, but also requires effort. Now it's popular to contribute, but it doesn't cost money, and you can make money by the way."
"Are you talking about the little boy who eats soft rice!?" The corner of Shi Feng's mouth twitched, and now he really wants to know who this person is, who can take it for granted that eating soft rice is so natural.
"Wrong!" Wang Hao still shook his head, "Little white face eats soft food, belongs to strong women and weak men, you have to be obedient in everything, you have no sovereignty at all, and the relationship between our male nanny and the hostess is an employment relationship, so don't worry about it at all." The unreasonable request of the hostess, and our principle is that it is best to expand the business. If the business cannot be expanded, there are basic wages and paid vacations. But you can only eat soft rice, and you can’t return the goods, and you don’t need to take vacations throughout the year Standing by at any time, getting paid depends on the mood of the hostess...it's really hopeless."
"Cough cough..."
Both Meng Qi and Shi Feng were choked up. This guy is definitely a talent. He actually turned soft food into an employment relationship, that is, an enterprise. Not only can he choose his own target, he can also take paid vacations, and he can even hook up with women. The master has come to the sky in one step.
If something happened, he could use the excuse that he was a nanny to get out of the way. It was indeed much more promising than those little white faces who were adopted and had no right to choose.
At the same time, they were even more certain that this person was definitely not a tauren, because a stupid tauren would never be proud of eating soft food...
Chapter 248
Niu Qi looked at Wang Hao with wide-eyed eyes. At this moment, he felt as if he was possessed by the goddess of wisdom.
If Wang Hao's abduction, plastic surgery, and opening of the Supreme Duck Shop were all connected together, he would understand Wang Hao's growth experience in an instant.
It must be because the tauren is born strong, so Wang Hao was caught by humans and started to be a duck in the human world. However, because the tauren did not conform to human aesthetics, humans cruelly plasticized him into a human face.
After thinking about this, Niu Qi could only sigh helplessly. He originally thought that this bull demon king "returned from studying abroad" in the human world, and could change the stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, and stupidity of the tauren clan.
But who knows, he just had this kind of experience before and copied all of it, so he was able to open such a promising project as the Zhizun Duck Restaurant.
"It's good to be able to copy it, at least I can't even copy it." Niuqi happily rubbed his horns.
Hearing the laughter, Wang Hao turned his head and glanced at Niu Qi, why is this stupid cow giggling here alone? !
"Ahem!!" Shi Feng coughed and said in a little embarrassment, "Brother Bull Demon King, I have something to do today, so I won't chat with you."
After finishing speaking, he quickly got into the RV and asked the driver to drive away. He felt that he really couldn't keep up with Wang Hao's rhythm. He could have a serious discussion with you in the last second about how to make the two races rise.
But in the next second, you can bring your loess high slope, or the kind of loess high slope covered with yellow sand beyond your imagination, even beyond the understanding of the world.
"Cousin, since Brother Bull Demon King is here to look for you, let's talk slowly!" Shi Feng turned to Meng Qi and said, the Fox clan has always wanted to rise up, but they have not been able to find a way.
No matter whether Wang Hao can start a war between the two royal families, they have to give it a try.
After all, if it succeeds, it will be beneficial, but if it fails, it has nothing to do with the fox clan.
And the most important thing is that Wang Hao probably still has the secret of madness skills, handing it to Meng Qi will definitely make him tell it obediently.
"Cousin, you..." Meng Qi puffed her cheeks angrily, how could a brother sell his sister just like that! ?And it was still sold to Wang Hao, a stinky hooligan.
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