cosmic villain
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As soon as the words fell, the audience suddenly exclaimed.
This astronomical jade is a very peculiar and precious jade. As long as those who understand the unity of man and nature wear the jade on their bodies, after more than ten years, the jade will have a kind of harmony between man and nature. breath, this becomes an astronomical stone.
And those warriors who have not comprehended the unity of man and nature, if they wear the astronomical stone on their bodies, there is a great chance of realizing the unity of man and nature.
It's a pity that astronomical stones are rarely produced, and they need to be cultivated for more than ten years, so they are very rare. Except for those nobles who can afford them, common people and even rich people can't afford them.
"Astronomical Jade!"
Wang Hao narrowed his eyes, and immediately thought of the information about Tianwenyu in his mind.
Although it takes time to realize the unity of heaven and man, this astronomical jade is not bad, even if you don't bring it yourself, it's not bad to give it to Xiaobai.
"It's so kind of you!"
Xiaobai seemed to sense Wang Hao's thoughts, and jumped from Le Xuan's shoulder to Wang Hao's shoulder, rubbing his furry face affectionately against Wang Hao's cheek.
Wang Hao took out a carrot and handed it to Xiao Bai, which made the little guy calm down.
"Then what kind of holy beast art is so powerful!" Wang Hao rolled his eyes at Xiaobai who was happily eating carrots. Since Xiaobai received the indoctrination of the system, he has established a spiritual connection with him.
As long as the name Xiaobai came to his mind, the rabbit could immediately know what he was thinking.
However, Wang Hao feels very good about this kind of mind-to-heart connection. At least in the future, if he cooperates with Xiaobai to fight, it will be absolutely seamless...
Chapter 202 Killer
"Okay, since you want to be abused, then I will help you."
Wang Hao stepped forward and took the astronomical stone from Guo Yunzi's hand, and handed it to Xiaobai.
However, at this time, everyone looked at Xiaobai on Wang Hao's shoulder as if they had seen a ghost, and the rabbit actually spoke just now! ?
You must know that in their cognition, monsters are monsters. Even those high-level and high-intelligence monsters have no cases of speaking human words, unless they are holy beasts that roam the universe, divine beasts.
But now a rabbit with the combat power of a martial artist at most, actually speaks human words. Could it be that this rabbit is a descendant of some kind of divine beast! ?
Le Xuan and the others felt that something bad was about to happen. If someone was interested in Xiaobai, wouldn't this cause unnecessary trouble for them! ?
"What are you looking at? A bunch of country bumpkins, I've never seen a rogue rabbit!" Wang Hao gave everyone a contemptuous middle finger.
"Rogue rabbit!?"
Everyone was puzzled for a moment, what kind of beast is this! ?
Feeling Wang Hao's thoughts, Xiaobai immediately shook his long ears, twisted his little butt, and waved his short furry paws, "I am the super invincible rogue rabbit in the universe. My mother said that I am very good, but a little yellow and a little violent... "
Seeing this scene, the eyes of all the girls in the audience gleamed with a strong heart, they are so cute, too cute, aren't they!
Not only can they talk, but they can also sing and dance. They are simply the most ideal pets in their minds, especially the song is so rogue. It is worthy of being a rogue rabbit. I really want one.
The faces of Le Xuan and the others turned black, Xiaobai really failed to learn from Wang Hao, and actually sang Brother Huang.
After singing a few lines, Xiaobai stopped suddenly. He felt the eyes of the girls looking at him, as if he wanted to swallow him alive.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Bai got into Wang Hao's clothes in fright, not daring to show his head.
This time, the group of girls became even more excited, and quickly stepped forward to surround Wang Hao. `尐说袭蹵蹵椡(酷★书★网)кцsцц.nēt`
"This handsome guy, how do you sell this rabbit!?"
"Little handsome guy, if you make an offer, my sister will definitely satisfy you."
"If it's not easy for the handsome guy to make an offer, then go to my sister's house and we'll talk slowly."
"..."
Wang Hao looked at the group of girls vigilantly, "If you don't sell rabbits, you don't want to trick me, an innocent young man, into going home to do something shameful."
As soon as the words fell, a big shit popped up in the girl's heart, now she started to pretend to be innocent, who was coquettish like an old driver when she wrote erotic poems just now?
Le Xuan glanced at Zhao Yiling who was not far away, and immediately understood why Wang Hao suddenly pretended to be innocent. Compared with these vulgar fans, a beauty like Zhao Yiling is his favorite.
"Ahem, kids, it's getting late, and this little guy and I have to match up. After we've fought, you can do whatever you like!" Guo Yunzi couldn't bear it, and said aloud.
Seeing Guo Yunzi's voice, these girls didn't dare to neglect, and quickly backed away.
"Hurry up, old guy, don't waste my time." Wang Hao said impatiently.
"Little guy is really impolite, then I will come up with a difficult one to test you first." Guo Yunzi snorted, and then said softly: "It will be my birthday in a few days, and I have... the old man's Shanglian is : Blessed as the East China Sea, the sea is wide and big, the old man has a good life, ample food and clothing, and the delicacies are delicious, ranking among the top three, Taiwan enjoys the glory and wealth, the distinguished guests should have come, it is reasonable and natural!"
When everyone present heard this pair, they all frowned and thought about it.
Seeing this, Guo Yunzi stroked his beard and laughed. Now he has finally found his place. Although the first two rounds were a bit wronged, there is absolutely no problem in this round.
"Old man, is this the problem you mentioned!?" Wang Hao curled his lips and said, "My second line is: Shoubi Nanshan, the mountain is not old, the old man has a human face and a beast heart, and he has a bad heart. What a turtle bastard, he will eventually die!" Death, there is no burial place for death, the foundation cannot be laid before it is laid, and it is too late to regret it.”
"You, you..." Guo Yunzi was furious, this bastard dared to call him a bastard, and there was no place to bury him after death.
"What are you, am I not right!?" Wang Hao glanced at Guo Yunzi with disgust on his face.
Everyone's eyelids trembled, and they really didn't know what to say. This pair was really neat, and they had the urge to applaud.
But if this is called, how will Guo Yunzi explain it?Could it be that Guo Yunzi is really a bastard! ?
"Grandpa, are you okay!?" Dodo gave Wang Hao a look, and then supported Guo Yunzi with concern.
"Grandpa is fine!" Guo Yunzi shook his head, and then wrote the next couplet: "The white goose and yellow haven't been completely removed yet, so I don't know how high the sky is!"
Wang Hao smiled coldly, playing with him, the old guy is still a little tender, "The turtle shell has been polished, so it can be regarded as a cunning old man!"
Everyone present looked at Wang Hao with admiration, this guy really dared to say it!
The last couplet scolded Guo Yunzi for being a bastard tortoise, and this couplet scolded Guo Yunzi for losing his tortoise shell, I'm so stupid, why is this guy so bad! ?
Ling Xiao and the others covered their heads with their hands, and felt a pain in the forehead. It's okay for a pair to be able to match Wang Hao like Wang Hao!
Guo Yunzi snorted angrily, "Rice sorghum, sorghum, wheat, millet, these bastards, which one is the gentleman!"
Wang Hao replied without even thinking about it: "Poetry, Books, Yili, Spring and Autumn, and many scriptures, why bother to ask Lao Tzu!"
Guo Yunzi: "The two apes cut the wood in the mountain, and asked the little monkey how to saw it (sentence)."
Wang Hao: "A horse stuck in the mud, let's see how the old beast hooves (question)?"
Guo Yunzi: "The cicadas don't know the snow, the ants get their ambitions, when will the villain quit!"
Wang Hao: "The ants walk along the locust tree, the mayflies shake the tree, and the fool pretends to be the roost!"
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