Liaozhai Great Sage
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"Woooooooo..."
At night, a gust of wind suddenly blew up on the street in the distance, and there was a whining sound. The trees in the courtyard immediately swayed, and at the same time, the lively sound of beating gongs and drums gradually approached.
"Are you coming!"
Li Xiuyuan opened his eyes suddenly, and a golden light flickered in them.
"Whoa~!"
A gust of wind slapped on the door of the escort agency, and the heavy door was knocked open as if someone had kicked it hard.
Chapter 671 A Fake Banquet to Deceive Ghosts
Sitting on the chair, Li Xiuyuan frowned when he saw the wind blowing and slapping the door. With a loud noise, the door was knocked open.
"It's disrespectful to kick the door for a banquet, and evil guests come to the door." His tone was cold, and he didn't have the slightest fear of the situation that the mountain rain was about to come.
He has been fighting with ghosts and gods for so long, and he has never experienced any kind of storm, even walking back and forth a few times on the edge of life and death.
He believes that evil can prevail over righteousness, as long as he has the same nature, puts reason first, does not punish innocent ghosts and gods, and does not destroy innocent demons, he firmly believes that even God will take care of him, and those evil spirits are destined to be crushed in the rolling In front of the general trend.
Soon, the dark wind swept back and hit the front yard, falling to the ground and turning into some old mountain ghosts with black and blue faces.
They looked around and smelled left and right, as if they were investigating the situation in the escort agency.
Obviously, these subordinates of the ghost foreman are not incompetent, they know to send ghosts to explore the wind first, to see the real situation here, so as not to be deceived by others and fall into the schemes.
These old ghosts have rich experience and are very sensitive to the smell of strangers. They are even more concerned about the breath of practitioners and gods, and the breath of Bodhisattvas.
"There are a lot of strangers here, but they are all hiding behind. It should be those people who fell ill in this escort agency yesterday. It doesn't matter, but the big rooster in the backyard needs to be taken care of. The big rooster ate a lot of ghosts yesterday. , Fortunately, he was lured away, otherwise there would be a lot of trouble."
"That big rooster probably won't come. Hey, the boss here is going to give us an apology today, so naturally that big rooster won't be released."
"Is there the breath of gods and the breath of Bodhisattva?"
"No, there are no bodhisattvas enshrined here, and no gods and Buddhas are invited here. It seems that they have no intention of confronting us."
These old ghosts whispered and exchanged their opinions, and when they saw the tables of tributes in the courtyard, they couldn't help salivating and their faces were full of joy.
Offering wine and meat can keep these ghosts from feeling hungry for a year.
As for the offerings of joss sticks and paper money, they are all real incense, which can increase morality, and there is no ghost who doesn't like it.
Seeing the twenty catties of joss sticks piled up in front of each table in the front yard, the old ghosts already had the urge to enjoy them, but they did not forget their mission, and immediately turned into a cloud of wind and blew away. Go out, cross the courtyard wall, and land in front of dozens of sedan chairs on the street outside.
The old ghosts gave a general account of the situation inside.
"Very good, even if the people in this security agency know current affairs, they all go in with this general. Today, everyone opened their mouths to drink." The second ghost general got off the sedan chair, turned around and shouted.
The group of ghosts behind them was extremely excited, and they made chirping calls, and the street suddenly became very lively. People who didn't know thought that there was really a banquet here, but they didn't know that someone was entertaining the group of ghosts here.
But is this really a banquet?
Li Xiuyuan in the Escort had a sneer on the corner of his mouth.
Some paper-cut things were cast with some spells and turned into table and chair tributes, which were easily hidden from the eyes of these old ghosts. No ghost would suspect that the tributes here were fake.
The so-called ghosts are actually very deceptive.
Isn't there a saying called, fooling ghosts?
The way ghosts judge things is by looking at the shape and smelling the smell. As long as the shape is correct and the smell is normal, even ordinary people can see the clues and illusions, but they can't see it.
Obviously, the paper-cuts that Li Xiuyuan bought with the few taels of silver had successfully deceived them.
At this moment, there was an extremely strong ghostly aura filling the escort agency, the surrounding temperature seemed to drop suddenly, and a chill enveloped the body.
With such heavy ghost aura, ordinary people have no way to gain a foothold, and the evil aura will definitely enter the body and cause a serious illness.
Li Xiuyuan understands this and that's why he dismissed the escorts of the Escort Bureau. They have already suffered a serious illness, which means that yesterday's resistance has failed, and today it is even more irresistible. , shrouded in cloudiness.
"I am the second ghost general who commands a thousand Yin soldiers under the king's command, and you are the owner of the Shunfeng Escort Bureau?" Suddenly, a black shadow appeared outside the gate.
Then I saw a tall, pale man with a ferocious face coming in, behind him were many evil spirits, all of them were water ghosts who came ashore, and the ground was full of ghosts just after he walked in. Wet footprints, a fishy smell of water hits the face.
Li Xiuyuan narrowed his eyes and looked at these water ghosts: "That's right, it's Li who is in charge here, and you were the ones who broke into my mansion yesterday, murdered my subordinates, and beat up Xiao Xie and Qiu Rong?"
"You didn't feel scared when you saw us. Gui San said that you have the ability to exorcise ghosts and demons. It seems that you have some skills today. Yes, we did what happened yesterday. You offended my king. , I have to give you a little punishment, you are a smart guy, you know that we will be enshrined and entertained tonight, for the sake of these three hundred tables, you can not be held accountable for offending my king."
The Ghost Second General grinned, showing his pitch-black teeth, and his expression was very aloof, like a god on high.
Li Xiuyuan said: "According to what a ghost soldier said before, you want to return Xiao Xie and Qiu Rong, where are they?"
"Are you talking about the female ghost and the living girl? Hey, they are staying in the river. If you want to get them back, you have to prepare at least three offerings like today, no... ten times." The dripping water ghost smiled sullenly.
"Where are you from?" Li Xiuyuan asked.
"I'm the Yellow River water ghost, called Yutou, and I'm the second general's staff officer."
Li Xiuyuan said: "In that case, your words don't count?"
The second ghost laughed loudly and said: "Don't you living people have a saying called nonsense? When will the words of ghosts count? Come, come, all generals, come in. Today I will have a good drink and eat enough. After drinking enough, you will have the strength to grab the fragrance tomorrow."
"Ghost Er, since you said that, then we will not be polite."
"Everyone come in and eat."
Everyone yelled, and immediately rushed in.
Ghosts have no form, and after just a moment, the courtyard is full of ghosts.
Like hungry ghosts reincarnated, they immediately occupied the altar tables, and then inhaled into the wine and meat on the tables, sucking the air of wine and meat into their abdomens to eat.
"Bang~!"
Just after all these evil spirits entered the courtyard, Li Xiuyuan waved his hand, and the door was closed instantly.
Although this kind of movement attracted the attention of some ghosts, they didn't pay much attention to it.
They are all busy fighting for wine, meat and incense.
However, even if it is fake, it is fake.
An old ghost took a sip from a jar of wine, but saw that the wine jar suddenly turned into a thin piece of paper and fell to the ground.
A water ghost was about to eat three animals, but when he tore off a large piece of meat, he found that the meat in his hand had turned into a piece of paper, and the shape on it was exactly the shape of a pig's trotter.
"How is this going?"
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