Liaozhai Great Sage

...It turns out that you were blindfolded and pretended to be blind.

"Oh, this place, I recognize it, I recognize it, that's my hometown, from here to there by car for dozens of miles, you can see a small town after crossing a river, that's the place you're looking for, but don't Shall I tell you a fortune teller? Look at your chest muscles, your ass, tsk tsk, oh, oh, oh, you look like a tiger leaping like a dragon, if one day you break the womb and open the celestial spirit cover, what will you do? Don't soar into the sky, it will be fine to stand on the head of the President of the United States and shit."

As he said that, the blind old fortune-teller touched and touched Li Shengxian's body, pinched his chest muscles, and patted his buttocks, repeatedly praising that this is not an old glass.

Li Shengxian backed away in fright, then hurriedly said thank you, and left without looking back.

"Oops~!"

When he turned around and passed your three thousand-year-old jujube trees, something suddenly fell on his head, and he subconsciously reached out to catch it.

"Apple? Why do apples grow on jujube trees?"

Li Shengxian looked back, but saw the old fortune-teller stroking his beard and looking at him with a wretched smile.

Shivering, he stuffed his things into his travel bag and left in a hurry.

It was already evening when he came to the river that the old fortune teller mentioned by car, because there was no boat to cross the river, and the navigation did not show this river, so he didn't know where the bridge was, so he had to figure out a solution tomorrow.

Fortunately, there is a farmhouse not far away. He stayed for one night and planned to ask the locals tomorrow.

night.

Li Shengxian fell asleep quickly with a little tiredness.

But in the first half of the night, he vaguely felt a cold air hovering in his room, and after sleeping for a while, he felt weak in his hands and feet, and felt hot all over, as if he had caught a cold.

However, it was the middle of the night.

There was a faint sound of a whip whipping someone outside the window.

"How do you do things? Even such a nobleman dares to charge against you. Are you impatient?" The whip was whipped heavily, and a screaming sound continued.

But Li Shengxian couldn't even lift his eyelids, and he couldn't hear clearly because of a cold.

The man who was whipped quibbled: "I have an official document to send urgently, and I didn't mean it."

"Blind your dog eyes, the aura of the nobleman rises nine feet, and you can see it ten miles away at night. Can you not see it? I'm afraid that the fruit that was greedy for the nobleman became greedy, so I made such a bastard Something." The whip fell heavily again, and there was another scream.

Later Li Shengxian fell asleep.

But before falling asleep, he vaguely felt that someone came to the window to apologize to him, but he couldn't remember what he said, and then fell into a sound sleep.

This sleep lasted for a long time before waking up at twelve o'clock the next day.

After waking up, he was full of energy, and he seemed to have recovered from the cold and fever last night.

After Li Shengxian got up, he asked the boss: "By the way, is there a quarrel outside the door at night? I seem to hear a person being beaten."

The boss was surprised; "No, no, no one fought yesterday, brother, where did you hear that?"

"It's just outside the window." Li Shengxian said.

The boss laughed and said, "There is a river outside your window, how can someone fight, unless it is a ghost."

Li Shengxian deliberately went back to the room to have a look. When he opened the window, it turned out that there was a river outside, and there was only a small corridor, so it was impossible for anyone to fight.

"It's strange."

He rubbed his head, a little puzzled, and finally thought it was because he was sick yesterday and he dreamed about it.

When Li Shengxian checked out and was about to leave, he suddenly saw a farmer-looking man rushing in.

"Boss, we caught an old turtle of this size by the river ahead, do you want to take it?" He stretched out his brush and drew it, which seemed as big as a bathtub.

"It's really that big? Let's see." The owner of the farmhouse said in surprise.

Li Shengxian was also a little curious, so he followed the past to watch the excitement.

Sure enough, by the river, I saw a group of workers working nearby, grabbing a huge old turtle on the bank of the river. The old turtle was hiding in the mud by the river, struggling hard, but because it was entangled in the net, how could it be Can't break free.

"Damn it, this old turtle is really strong, pull it tight, don't let it run away." Someone shouted.

After spending a lot of effort, the old turtle was carried to the shore by three or five people standing together.

After landing on the shore, the old turtle lay on the ground with his head shrunk, motionless and no longer struggling.

At this moment, the boss came over, and was shocked when he saw such a big turtle: "Damn, it's such a big one, how many years has it grown, it won't be all mature."

"Hey, boss, how much do you pay? We won't sell if the money is low." A worker asked with a smile.

"Look and talk, look and talk."

The boss approached the old turtle, walked around the old turtle, and then let out a sigh, as if he found something, he squatted down and scraped away a piece of mud on the old turtle's neck, revealing a shiny golden sign .

It's like an ancient waist card, but it's made of gold, with four large characters written on it: Captain Souhe.

There are also great seal runes on the back.

Touching it lightly, he wanted to take it off to have a look at it, but he immediately felt the electric shock on his palm, and quickly took it back in fright.

The boss turned pale, backed away again and again, and left without looking back.

"Boss, do you still accept this old turtle?" Someone shouted.

"No, I don't want it for nothing." The boss replied from a distance.

"Since you can't sell it, let's eat it." Someone else suggested.

"You're crazy. Such a big choke must be fine. Do you dare to eat it? I don't dare to eat it."

If you dare not eat it, do you still dare to sell it?Someone on the side looked at him strangely.

Seeing this, Li Shengxian came over and said: "The boss doesn't want it, you just sell me."

"How much did you pay?"

"How about 5 yuan?" he said.

The man thought that selling the turtle would be [-] yuan per person, and he would make a lot of money, so he nodded immediately.

Li Shengxian bought the turtle from these people for 5 yuan, then untied the fishing net and released the turtle.

As soon as I released the turtle and washed my hands, I saw an old wooden boat coming from the upper reaches.

The person who was wearing it was a middle-aged man wearing a bamboo hat. His complexion was dark and wrinkled. He had a smiling face and looked very kind.

"Hey, master, do you want to send someone across the river?" Li Shengxian shouted hastily.