small village affair
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"Cough cough!"
"Fuck! There's a ghost!"
Wu Genji looked down subconsciously when he heard the movement, and found a ghost with disheveled hair and white clothes coming towards him, so scared that he rushed to the door to get out.
"Can't open it! Help!"
Chapter 139: Frightened and fainted
How could Wu Genji think that this was a trick played by He Xiaorou and Li Nai. In fact, when He Xiaorou went out just now, he had already locked the door from the outside, so naturally he couldn't open it.
"Help! This house is haunted!"
Wu Genji's body was tightly pressed against the door, and he slapped the door frantically with both hands, hoping that someone would come to save him, but all of this was in vain.
Li Nai saw Wu Genji's distressed appearance through the gaps in his hair, and he was overjoyed. He was so big, but he didn't expect to be so afraid of ghosts!
"Wu Genji, did you kill me?"
"Ah?! Li Nai!! I didn't kill you, it's all a misunderstanding!"
Li Nai deliberately pinched his throat and made a hoarse voice.
When Wu Genji heard that the ghost was not someone else but Li Nai, he was so frightened that he couldn't speak coherently, and even stuttered.
"He said it wasn't you! I've already inquired below, and Hades said I was killed by you!"
"It may be that Hades made a mistake. Don't come here again! If you have anything to say, just lie there and say it!"
As Li Nai climbed closer and closer, the panic in Wu Genji's heart became more and more intense, and he even fell to the ground with his ass.
"Pfft! This Wu Genji, he didn't learn to walk well when he was a child, why he always likes to sit on the ground with his buttocks."
Li patiently chuckled to himself, remembering that Wu Genji also fell in front of him during the ribbon-cutting ceremony last time.
"If you tell the truth, my soul can rest in peace, but if you continue to lie to me! I'll bribe you and let them remove you from the book of life and death! Let you come down and accompany me!"
At this time Li Nai let out a hysterical roar, Wu Genji's little heart had reached the limit of what he could bear, so he closed his eyes and explained the whole thing in detail.
"I'm sorry! I was really infatuated at the time, so I found Zhao Xiaohu from the next village and said I would kill you, but I regret it now, I think you are really a good person, I shouldn't kill you!"
snort!
This Wu Genji really did not shed tears when he saw the coffin.
Li Nai turned off the recording pen hidden in his chest, which has recorded all their conversations just now, as long as he sends this to the police station, Wu Genji will be sent to jail!
But tonight's business is not over yet, since everything has been pretended to this point, Li Nai naturally can't let go of this opportunity, he has to play with Wu Genji well! "Is it still useful for you to say this now! I'm dead! Do you have to make some sacrifices?"
Li Nai's tone became weird instantly, and then he continued to crawl towards Wu Genji,
"Hey brother, if you have something to say, I'll burn more paper money for you! Villas, beauties, I'll burn them all for you!"
"I don't want these things, what I want is you!"
Immediately, Li Nai stood up suddenly, strangled Wu Genji's neck fiercely, as if to ask for his life.
As a result, Wu Genji was frightened and fainted before he was strangled to death.
"Hey, hey! You won't really be strangled to death by me!?"
Li Nai saw that Wu Genji was silent all of a sudden, felt his breath, and found that he just passed out.
"I'll go! It's fucking useless, this will scare you out!"
Immediately, Li Nai lost interest, and originally wanted to scare him more, it was too boring.
"Xiaorou, open the door for me."
At this time, Li Nai greeted He Xiaorou who had been peeking at the door, and opened the door.
"What happened to him? You strangled him to death?"
"No, I fainted from fright."
"Awesome, Li Nai! Why don't you become an actor, the acting is too realistic, I was frightened by you even outside the door!"
"Haha, I'm not bragging about my acting skills, no matter what, it's several times better than the current little fresh meat."
While talking, Li Nai changed the clothes on his body, and he felt a little creepy in this clothes.
"Then what does he do now?"
He Xiaorou pointed to Wu Genji on the ground,
"Help him to the bed first, let him sleep overnight, and when he wakes up tomorrow, hand over the recorder to the Public Security Bureau."
The night's play ended successfully, and Li Nai looked at the recording pen in his hand with unconcealable satisfaction on his face.
Early the next morning, Wu Genji woke up from last night's farce, found himself still lying in this room, and immediately rushed downstairs.
At this time, Li Nai was sitting in the living room and eating breakfast leisurely. Seeing Wu Genji coming down the stairs in a panic, he said to him in a very calm tone,
"Are you awake? Do you want some breakfast?"
But in return, Wu Genji screamed,
"Ah! Ghost! I beg you, let me go!"
"It's not a ghost, it's not dead at all."
He Xiaorou came out of the kitchen, smiled and said to Wu Genji,
"Impossible! I was in the room last night and saw Li Nai's wronged soul come to ask for my life!"
"Bullshit! I pretended that, just to teach you a lesson."
"Then Zhao Xiaohu"
"You are allowed to spend money to hire a murderer to kill me, and I am not allowed to bribe the killer?"
Before Wu Genji could fully react, he slapped himself to confirm that he was not dreaming.
Seeing that everything around him was so real, and the corpse lying in the coffin yesterday disappeared, Wu Genji slowly realized that he had been tricked!
"Fuck you! You're playing dirty with me, I was almost scared to death by you last night, do you know that?!"
"Scared to death? I was almost killed by you, why are you yelling at me!"
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