Drifting classroom

"Crazy." The middle-aged woman glanced at me angrily, and then looked at the scenery outside the window.Naturally, I am not in a hurry. This woman obviously doesn't believe me. She should be a scientific person, but it doesn't matter. She will understand in a while.

Sure enough, the woman received a few more calls afterwards, all saying that the child was vomiting blood at home, and that the body was indeed fine, but he was vomiting blood, and the things he spit out formed strange patterns.The woman really panicked at this time, after she hung up several calls, she hurriedly pushed me: "Little brother, what's going on?"

"I don't know if there are human flesh buns, but the buns are indeed abnormal..." I said, "Sister, let me tell you the truth, if this continues, your kindergarten's reputation will definitely be affected, but I can help you Go take a look, maybe you can find something out of the investigation."

"You..." The middle-aged woman thought for a while, and then said suspiciously, "You are not in the same group as those people, and then deliberately lied to me."

I am helpless, but it also shows that this middle-aged woman is very smart and willing to think about it.I waved my hand and said, "You guessed wrong. I mainly work in the line of business that you don't believe in. If you don't believe it, I'll show you something."

I took out the cow's tears I brought out from the sword box and handed it to the middle-aged woman, then pointed to Xiao Wu and said, "See what's there?"

The middle-aged woman shook her head and said, "I didn't see anything."

"Well, try putting this thing on your eyelids, and remember not to rub it on your eyes." I smiled.

She wiped the cow's tears, and then looked in Xiao Wu's direction.Then there was a scream, I quickly covered her mouth, and said angrily: "Don't scream, or people will misunderstand you."

The middle-aged woman was trembling with fear. I slowly let go of my hand and said with a smile, "Do you believe me?"

"That... that girl... the eyeballs are so big... so dark..." the woman said in fear.

I said that Xiao Wu is my follower and usually helps me catch ghosts.The woman immediately looked at me with admiration, and then said: "Master, you are indeed a master. Please help me solve this matter. To be honest, if I can't solve it, I'm afraid it will bring me a lot of trouble." .”

I smiled and said, "Naturally it will be resolved. You call those parents first and ask them if their children were emotionally aroused before vomiting."

The woman called those parents, and they were all unanimously affirmed. I thought for a while and said, "Okay, tomorrow is Monday, and the children have to come to class, so you can gather them together. In addition, don't worry about breakfast tomorrow." Buy buns, buy cakes for the children to eat."

"Thank you, sir..." The woman stretched out her hand to me and said, "My name is Li Ailan."

I held Li Ailan's hand and said with a smile: "I'll just call you Sister Lan... Sister Lan can just call me Li He. It's Sister Lan. I want to tell you the truth. I'm sincere and I don't want to I'm cheating on you. After all, I'm going to deal with those ghosts, I'm afraid it will damage my Yangde..."

Li Ailan hurriedly asked: "Then what should we do?"

"I need some money, but it's not for my own use. I want to donate all the money, which can increase Yangde. Of course, I don't fool you. I actually made money from you, but I guess I only made five dollars." Six hundred." I said honestly.

Li Ailan asked suspiciously, "How much does it cost?"

"Twenty thousand, to be honest, if I don't solve it, this will happen to all the children who have eaten meat buns, and Sister Lan will lose more than twenty thousand."

After Li Ailan heard my words, she didn't think about it at all, and said directly: "It's acceptable."

I smiled and nodded, then asked Li Ailan for the address of the kindergarten, and said that I would go there tomorrow morning, so she could just rest assured.

Xiao Wu looked at me, then gave me a thumbs up, probably because she was excited that I received business so quickly.But my heart is not so peaceful, because the word "human meat bun" always makes people feel scared.

The reason is designed to two:

First, people eat people.

Second, many people died.

These two reasons were creepy, so I asked Li Ailan carefully about the location and opening hours of the vegetable market in Suzhou, and also asked if there was a dog meat restaurant.But her answer made me a little desperate. She said that there is no dog meat shop there, and even if there are few, it is very secretive. From this point of view, I can only go to the pet market to buy the cheapest black dog.

After nine o'clock, the bullet train finally arrived at the station, and there were quite a few taxis here, so I took a taxi directly to the vegetable market.Xiao Wu sat next to me, and she asked curiously: "Now you are alone, can you handle it? Let me tell you that this task is a bit dangerous. No one can help you in times of crisis. Do you want to call the general ghost?" Did you use up your last chance?"

I said softly: "There is no way, there are two roads in front of me now: either grow stronger and grow in life and death, or... die."

Chapter 1 Meat Buns

The vegetable market here in Suzhou is actually quite complete. Of course, what I want to buy may not be available.I bought two cans of glutinous rice here, and I really don’t know what to buy for the rest, after all, there is no dog meat restaurant here.

Ever since, I had no choice but to go to the pet market and buy a puppy, that is, a native dog.The dogs in the pet market are naturally much more expensive than those in the dog meat restaurant. A puppy costs 100 yuan directly.I couldn't bear to see such a cute puppy, so I asked the boss if he had any black dogs that were too old.

The boss gave me a surprised look, then shook his head and said no.I asked if there was a big black dog there, and I finally saw it, but it cost more than 2000 yuan.

In desperation, I had no choice but to buy a puppy back to the hotel, and then got a bottle of black dog blood.Xiao Wu naturally prepared ghost milk and ghost spittle, I put all the items into the sword box, and now the sword box has replaced my backpack.

The next morning, I went to Li Ailan's kindergarten, and she picked me up at the gate of the kindergarten as soon as she received my call.I asked her to gather the children in one class, and then asked the teachers to go out, leaving only Li Ailan and me, and asked her to bring some handkerchiefs.

There are naturally a lot of cloth in the kindergarten, some are flags, and some are red scarves that I don’t know where. After Li Ailan distributed them to all the children, I said to the children: "Kids, can I play a game with you today?" After playing the game, uncle will give everyone a little red flower."

The children were naturally cheering, so I blindfolded them all, and asked Li Ailan to check one side carefully to see if any children were peeping.

Then I started to make up lies and said to the children: "Today, the principal is going to buy each child an ice cream to eat. Are you happy?"

As soon as I said this, the children all cried out happily. Some children had already started to vomit because of their emotions, and there was blood all over the ground. Li Ailan looked pale and grabbed my arm in a hurry.

I saw that some children were not emotional enough, so I continued: "And this afternoon, the teachers will take everyone to an autumn outing."

The children jumped and screamed excitedly, and immediately many children started to vomit again, but unfortunately, more than half of the children did not vomit.My first step is to let the children vomit completely in the kindergarten, so as not to suffer when the parents find out that they vomit at home.

So I changed the subject and said calmly: "But... because yesterday, there was a child who refused to take a good nap, so in order to punish, the teachers decided not to take you there. Because we are a group, one When one makes a mistake, others must be punished accordingly!"

Immediately, all the children began to cry and said that it had nothing to do with them. Their hearts were filled with anger and grievance. Immediately, every child began to vomit, and the floor was covered with blood.

I smiled smugly, this is the huge problem that the sense of team honor brings to the children.

We have been instilled with the vocabulary of collective honor since we were young, which has brought great benefits to everyone. For example, children will work together and motivate together, because in our thinking, collective honor is very important.

And this also caused a lot of sequelae.

For example, there is a grade for morality and demeanor in the school. If a child is deducted for not wearing a red scarf and cannot get the title of a civilized class, it is estimated that only the kind-hearted teacher will criticize it, and most of the rest The teacher was just beating and scolding.Not to mention, when the students learned that it was because of this child that everyone lost the title of a civilized class, it was a serious accusation.

The angry accusations of the classmates, the grievances of the children, these are absolutely negative emotions, and now I am taking advantage of the sequelae of the children, causing everyone to be emotional, and triggering the so-called opportunity of the human flesh buns.

Of course, although there are sequelae, this is also a very good behavior.

Foreign countries don’t pay attention to that. People in Europe and the United States believe that right and wrong are their own business. Why should everyone punish one person’s mistakes? This is why our progress has been much faster than other countries over the years.

Because we are good enough, in fact, even poor students, after they are sensible, they will not want to drag the team down because of the guilt in their hearts, so that they will work hard in a certain aspect.

And when we get out of the society, everyone likes to talk about the difference between our company and theirs. When our team beats other teams, everyone will feel very happy.

Maybe people think this is dismissive, but to put it bluntly, whether it is a top student or a gangster in the class, when they see the sports meeting, their class scores the most and is rated as the No.1 class by the school. , everyone will be extremely happy in their hearts, and it is this emotion that drives the development of our society.Although there are sequelae, it has to be said that it is much more effective than individual heroists abroad.

The ground was already covered with blood, Li Ailan hurriedly sent the children out, and then began to clean the room by herself. After all, this kind of thing should not be seen by other teachers, so as not to gossip.

"You can already see the problem with the steamed stuffed bun..." I said, "Is the stuffed bun shop still open now?"

Li Ailan nodded repeatedly, saying that it was only in the morning, so it must still be open, and then wondered why there was such a big problem this time after buying buns at that bun shop for a long time.

I checked the time, it was already 08:30 in the morning, so I inquired with Li Ailan about the location of the steamed stuffed bun shop, and walked there after leaving the kindergarten.

Sure enough, within a few steps, I saw a steamed stuffed bun shop. It is estimated that the boss has taken a fancy to the kindergarten here and plans to open it here to make money.

The boss was a young man of ordinary appearance, wearing a clean apron.But I think there is something wrong with this person, because the boss's eyes are a little dull, giving people the feeling of a robot.

And what surprised me the most was that I couldn't see the boss's left shoulder clearly. There was nothing on his left shoulder, but I couldn't see the outline of the shoulder clearly.