Drifting classroom

When I was rolling around like this, one end of the wooden bed was tilted up due to the weight, and I accidentally rolled under the bed, and with a bang, I fell face-to-face on the ground!

It hurts... My knee hurts... Is it because I said bad things about women... Is it because I was too loud...

But Wang Mingyi didn't send another text message, I felt a little wronged, so I climbed onto the bed and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, there was a noise outside, which woke me up who was sleeping.Needless to say, the guy with the camera got caught.I yawned, then put on my clothes and went outside, and was stunned.

Isn't this Chen Mengmeng?

Chen Mengmeng was kneeling on the ground, a group of people were making noise around him, and he was trying to explain his behavior to everyone.

"No, I'm not a voyeur, this camera... I actually put it here. Please don't call the police, please put the phone down, please, please put the phone down. I just think that a lot of times, if people don't If you do something, you will feel sorry for the living self. Isn’t there a saying that says, if we are not crazy, we will be old.”

To be honest, even though it is a very serious scene, I almost couldn't help laughing.Because Chen Mengmeng's thinking is really interesting.

This sentence directly made Zhou Qian's aunt angry. She pointed at Chen Mengmeng and said, "I'm already so old, why are I making trouble with you? Call the police now, let's go to the police station and say, don't Too much talk to this pervert."

Chen Mengmeng hurriedly said: "Don't call the police, really don't call the police. I am not a pervert, even if you want to say that I am a pervert, I can only say that I am a pervert for a while. Everyone makes mistakes, we should actually Give him a chance, right? I’m not that kind of person usually, I just heard that this place is haunted, red eyes and so on. At that time, there were always two people talking to me in my heart, one said that I could come and peep, and the other Say absolutely no..."

My eyes widened all of a sudden. It turned out that Chen Mengmeng did this kind of thing after hearing me say that Zhou Qian’s toilet was haunted. Others listen.

Zhou Qian looked at Chen Mengmeng at this time, and seemed to be a little unbearable. After all, Chen Mengmeng had chased her.She whispered: "If you don't mind it, he didn't see it anyway. If you call the police, I'm afraid you will be ashamed, Auntie."

This incident also reminded Zhou Liang's aunt, she was a middle-aged woman, and if this incident got out, it might have a big impact on her reputation.

After a meal of persuasion, everyone finally forgot.However, Chen Mengmeng was also asked to pay 500 yuan, so that he would not be taken to the police station.Of course, Chen Mengmeng was very straightforward, otherwise, if she was arrested and taken to the police station, her reputation might be ruined.

Everyone dispersed, and Chen Mengmeng was naturally kicked out.I don't know why, but I am very curious about Chen Mengmeng, and I find that there is something about him that particularly attracts me.

It's not that I like men, but Chen Mengmeng really makes me feel very attractive to me.

I followed Chen Mengmeng out of the house, and he walked down the road dejectedly.I coughed and handed him a cigarette, and he gratefully took it and smoked it, then said: "Today's luck is really bad."

I laughed and said, "I think your luck is already very good. Otherwise, if you were arrested and taken to the police station, would you feel comfortable?"

Chen Mengmeng thought for a while, and seemed to think that what I said was very reasonable, then he laughed and said that he would have a future life if he survived a catastrophe, and he must buy a lottery ticket tomorrow.

The more I look at Chen Mengmeng, the more I feel that this guy is really different, and there is something about him that really attracts me.And at this time, my pocket suddenly trembled a little. I looked carefully and found that it was Tang Wenyan's shredded meat that was trembling.

Suddenly, Tang Wenyan ran out of the minced meat, and subconsciously moved away from Chen Mengmeng.This surprised me very much. Why is Tang Wenyan afraid of Chen Mengmeng?Chen Mengmeng is obviously an ordinary person.

From the bottom of my heart, I felt that Chen Mengmeng must have some secrets, so I said, "Why is your name so strange? Who would give their son such an interesting name."

At the mention of this name, Chen Mengmeng's face became bitter. He squatted on the steps by the side of the road, sighed, and said, "Oh, when I was born, the fortune teller said that I was too yang, and I was short of luck. Mu, if there is too much yang qi, without the harmony of yin qi, you will not live long in the future. But he can't help it, so he added the sun and moon below me, hoping that I can reconcile yin and yang."

I understand!

No wonder Chen Mengmeng can be a man seven times a night, no wonder he has a feeling of attracting me, because I have too little yang energy, and Chen Mengmeng has a lot of yang energy, so he is unnaturally attracted to me.But Tang Wenyan was different, she was a ghost, so she was naturally afraid of Chen Mengmeng's yang energy.

I was overjoyed immediately, this must be some kind of baby, after all, Yang Qi is so full, but I still don't know how to find the benefits that are useful to me from Chen Mengmeng, if I am Zhou Tianwen, it will be fine, otherwise I will definitely Discover.

I thought about it, and said to Chen Mengmeng: "I think you are very interesting. To be honest, I have lived for so many years, and you are the biggest man I have ever met. After all, there are many things we can't do. How about giving me your phone number?"

Upon hearing my words, Chen Mengmeng's face changed drastically, and then she looked at me very scared: "I'm sorry, I really don't have the slightest interest in this, you... you can find someone else!"

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Chapter 51 Red Eyes in the Midnight Toilet: A Dangerous Trip to Hainan?

On the second day, I contacted the nearby monks who practiced rituals and asked them to help Zhang Xuanzhi's father to save him.As for Chen Mengmeng's matter, I naturally sent a text message to Zhou Tianwen, asking him if he could benefit from it.

And Zhou Tianwen's reply to me surprised me.

"This is the body of pure yang. The name may sound a bit mysterious, but it is indeed so mysterious. Some people never encounter ghosts in their lives, while others are haunted by ghosts all the time and suffer endlessly. This is fate. This Chen Mengmeng is a talented person, if you ask him if he can go back to Zhejiang with you and let him be your junior, it might be of great help to us."

I was very surprised, Zhou Tianwen was so excited just to mention Chen Mengmeng's matter, it seems that a pure Yang body is really very rare.Out of curiosity, I edited another text message to Zhou Tianwen, asking him what to do if he encounters a pure yin body, and this time, Zhou Tianwen's reply did not surprise me at all.

"Of course, the farther you can hide, the better you idiot. The body of pure yin has always been plagued by bad luck and ghosts. We are only making money, not doing good deeds."

Sure enough, this master didn't have the so-called idea of ​​helping the world as a cultivator at all.

Yesterday, I begged for a long time before I asked the disgusted Chen Mengmeng for the phone number. Since Zhou Tianwen asked me, I will naturally settle this matter.

I called Chen Mengmeng and asked him to meet at a cafe on the commercial street. For some reason, Chen Mengmeng refused to come over.I had no choice but to say that I was leaving, and I really wanted to talk to him about something urgent, but he hesitated for a while before agreeing.

When they arrived at the cafe, Chen Mengmeng hadn't come yet.I waited for about half an hour before he arrived late.Today, he is still wearing that set of tights. I secretly sigh that people with pure yang bodies are indeed in good health, which is a natural advantage.

Sitting in front of me, Chen Mengmeng said straight to the point: "If you have anything to say, finish it quickly."

I crossed my arms, looked into Chen Mengmeng's eyes, and said seriously: "I'm going back to Wenzhou, to be honest, I think you are a talent, I want you to go back to Wenzhou with me..."

"Snapped!"

Before I finished speaking, Chen Mengmeng patted the table hard, and he said excitedly: "Yesterday you asked me for your phone number, and I already told you that I have no interest in you at all. Now you still If you want me to go back to Wenzhou with you, tell me honestly, what attracted you to me, can I change it?"

In an instant, all the guests in the cafe looked at me in astonishment, and I just wanted to press Chen Mengmeng's head on the floor in embarrassment.This guy's speech has always been outspoken, which seems to be a drawback of the pure yang body.

I whispered: "Don't be so loud, you really misunderstood. Let me ask you, have you found that you are in good health since you were young, and almost never get sick. And I dare say that the disasters you have encountered since you were born will definitely resolve."

Chen Mengmeng looked at me with some surprise: "How do you know?"

"I know a lot more..." I coughed, then sneaked up to Chen Mengmeng and said, "I also know that you have had a lot of body hair since you were a child, didn't you?"

Chen Mengmeng patted the table, and the guests looked here again.He hurriedly whispered: "Yes, yes, I have had a lot of body hair since I was a child, and I am often laughed at as a gorilla."

I nodded and said: "Because you are a pure Yang body, this kind of thing is very normal. To be honest, my master has taken a fancy to you and wants to accept you as a disciple. I can guarantee that after you come to Wenzhou, Yue The income must not be less than [-]!"

Chen Mengmeng took a breath, then tapped the table rhythmically with her fingers.I secretly felt that I was really not a good person. Although my monthly income was no less than 1 yuan, I didn’t know if I would have [-] yuan left after excluding the money stolen by Zhou Tianwen.

Seeing that Chen Mengmeng was still hesitating, I whispered, "The beauties in the north do have attractive figures, but you haven't seen the beauties in the south."

"How do you say that?" Chen Mengmeng suddenly became very excited.

I coughed and felt that I was really a bastard at this time: "The beauties in the south are petite. A mighty man like you can hold them tenderly in his arms. Do you think you have a strong desire to protect? And they seem gentle Water, white skin..."

"Done!"

Chen Mengmeng said excitedly: "I've been afraid of the boldness of your second uncle when you talk to us northern women every now and then, and what you said is really reasonable. A tough man like me should hug a boy gently." Petite beauty."

I took a long breath and finally convinced Chen Mengmeng, and then said that I would take him to the airport and return to Wenzhou at night.As for Chen Mengmeng's family, he said it didn't matter, his parents were away all year round and they had been working in Beijing all the time, so he could just make a phone call.

According to what Chen Mengmeng told his family, he said that he went to Zhejiang to work.This kind of sensible behavior moved Chen Mengmeng's parents very much. We hit it off on the spot and went to Wenzhou in the evening.Afterwards, Chen Mengmeng said that some women were reluctant and wanted to get together with them for a while.

In the evening, the Zhou family thanked me again and again, and Zhou Liang personally drove me and Chen Mengmeng to the airport.Zhou Liang was very puzzled about Chen Mengmeng's joining the gang. I said it was Zhou Tianwen's decision, and he didn't ask any more.

After registering, Chen Mengmeng was still very excited, saying that she had never been on a plane before, and she had been fascinated by the flight attendant for a long time.But his voice was so loud that the stewardess flushed with embarrassment, and she was embarrassed to pass by us.

I didn't intend to pay attention to Chen Mengmeng's funny comparison at all, anyway, it will be Zhou Tianwen who will train him, and it has nothing to do with me.My attention now is all on one person, oh no, or on a ghost.