Drifting classroom

Xiao Wu clenched her fist unhappily, and I was stunned for a moment.Is she being cute?Is she kidding me?

This female ghost with pitch-black eyes, a face as white as snow, and purple lips is trying to be cute?If so, I don't think it's cute at all from the bottom of my heart.

"That's right!" I clapped my hands and said seriously, "You can drink your own ghost milk, do it yourself, and have enough food and clothing."

Xiao Wu shook her head, said that the ghost milk could not fill her stomach, and emphasized that if I continued to talk about these things, she would eat me.I was quite scared when I heard it. Although Xiao Wu said that it always made me feel quite useless, there must be a way to kill me.

"Then drink blood..." Xiao Wu said, "Get some blood for me to drink, not black dog blood or rooster blood, human is the best."

I wondered: "How much can I be full?"

"One hundred milliliters."

I was happy as soon as I listened to it, it was quite easy to satisfy, it was only [-]ml.I picked up the mahogany sword and slid it on my finger. The mahogany sword was quite sharp, and it easily cut my finger. Blood flowed from my finger immediately.

I pointed my finger at Xiao Wu and said, "If you suck blood, you can definitely do it? You can only suck one hundred milliliters."

Xiao Wu's expression became brighter, she sucked my finger in her mouth, and then gently sucked my blood.I don't know why, but I suddenly feel like I'm raising pets, except that other people raise cats and dogs, and what's scary is raising some snakes, but I raise a grieving ghost.

Thinking about it carefully, it should be because she saved Xiao Wu back then, and she had some gratitude towards me.Otherwise, because of the fact that she wanted to drain my yang energy as soon as she came out, anyone can judge that she is a terrifying grieving ghost.

Xiao Wu seemed to be satisfied with sucking blood, she closed her eyes, and kept digging her tongue into my wound.To be honest, I don't feel any pain, because Xiao Wu's tongue is as cold as ice, which numbs my senses.

After smoking for 1 minute, Xiao Wu went to see Huan Zhu Ge Ge contentedly.I sat on the bed and the wound was no longer bleeding.I didn't think it would be a problem to go on like this, so I sent a text message to Zhou Tianwen, asking him if there was any way to feed ghosts.

Zhou Tianwen quickly replied to my message: If you want to feed ghosts, you can use Yin Qi, Yang Qi, fresh blood, offerings from dead people and some things, but these are hard to find.Let me recommend to you Yuqing Zixu Gao Shangyuan Emperor Taishang Daojun's Guishen Da Dao Jun handed down, eating one can make her full for a week.One piece only costs 50 yuan, sold in a box, and a box of six, for the sake of regular customers, I can include postage for you.

I know Zhou Tianwen must be talking about farting, so what kind of ghost power pill is at best a ghost food.As for Yuqing Zixu who is superior to Yuanhuang Taishang Daojun, Yuanshi Tianzun is Yuanshi Tianzun, do you have to say his full name to look like a high-end person?And the postage, I really can't complain, if the delivery woman suddenly wants to take a walk, she can deliver Dali Wan to me within 15 minutes!

But I still sent a text message to ask him to send someone to my school during the day, there is no way.I don't dare to deal with resentment, I don't have much yang energy, I can't let Xiao Wu kill people to feed myself.As for the fresh blood, I don't have that much blood for Xiao Wu to drink. As for the offerings of the dead...then let me be spared.

By the way, I suddenly had a thought, and sent a text message to Zhou Tianwen: "Ghost milk... would you like to buy it?"

Zhou Tianwen replied to me very quickly this time: Accept, five yuan per milliliter!

I was overjoyed, this is a good price!I happily replied to Zhou Tianwen, saying that tomorrow I will trade ghost milk.

At this time, I went out and bought a small bottle of mineral water, [-]ml.Back in the box room, I drank the mineral water in one gulp, and then said to Xiao Wu: "Xiao Wu, I have class in the morning, it's too late now, I'm sure I won't be able to sleep well tomorrow, please do me a favor."

Xiao Wu took off her earphones and asked me what I was doing.

I handed her the mineral water bottle and said with a smile, "You understand."

Xiao Wu understood what I meant, she took the mineral water bottle, then turned around and fiddled with it for a while, while I sat on the bed and waited.

One minute later, Xiao Wu handed me the mineral water bottle, and I was stunned when I saw it, because there was only about 1 milliliters in it, so I hurriedly said, "Get some more."

Xiao Wu looked at me curiously, and she said, "Enough is enough."

"I want to save money for breakfast tomorrow..." I said seriously, "Didn't I say that? Anyway, you have it every day, so don't waste it."

Seeing what I said, Xiao Wu didn't say anything, and turned around to do it again.I sat on the bed and looked at Xiao Wu's back with satisfaction, this bitch is quite easy to deceive.

Hehe...it seems to be a way to make money.

"what!"

At this moment, Xiao Wu suddenly cried out in pain, my heart skipped a beat, and I hurriedly asked: "What's wrong?"

Chapter No.16 Dangerous

I walked up to Xiao Wu, and then I was stunned - this is not ghost milk, this is blood!

I hurriedly took the bottle back, and said seriously: "Don't get blood in it, it's disgusting. I said why did you suddenly... suddenly bleed?"

"Just knead it..." Xiao Wu muttered, and then continued watching TV.I said helplessly: "Look, you always treat it like a treasure. It is reasonable to say that you have to empty it every day? Otherwise, it is not good for your health. I am doing it for your own good. I will collect it in the bottle every day from now on." Bar."

Xiao Wu looked at me, and she blinked her big black eyes curiously: "What are you collecting in the bottle for?"

"Save me money for food!" I said seriously, "I'll feed you and live in you. Why don't you give me what you don't need?"

After hearing what I said, Xiao Wu didn't say anything and just watched TV.I know this bitch is easy to deceive, as long as she fools around a few words later, she will definitely give me ghost milk worth five yuan per milliliter.

I was so happy that I lay on the bed and soon fell asleep comfortably.When I was woken up by the alarm clock the next morning, there was already a mineral water bottle filled with ghost milk on the table.I whistled comfortably, put away my ghost milk and mahogany sword and went out.

Ghost milk is such a valuable thing, I am naturally reluctant to drink it. For breakfast, I randomly found a noodle stall and ate a bowl of vermicelli, and then went to school happily.

During class, my eyelids kept fighting.After finally getting out of class, Zhou Tianwen sent a text message, saying that his subordinates were already waiting for me at the school gate.As soon as I thought of getting the money, I immediately rushed to the school gate excitedly.That woman was already waiting at the school gate yesterday, holding a cardboard box in her hand, I knew it must be ghost food.

The woman handed me the carton and said, "I heard from the boss that you have ghost milk. I'll buy it."

I happily took out the mineral water bottle, and said seriously: "Two hundred milliliters, 1000 yuan. This ghost food is three hundred, and you can give me seven hundred."

The woman took the mineral water bottle, she opened the cap and sniffed it, then nodded and said, "It's ghost milk, here's the money."

She took out 500 yuan from her pocket and gave it to me, and I was stunned: "No, you should give me [-] yuan."

"You are profiteering..." the woman said seriously, "Getting so much money at once is already considered a huge profit, almost like a lottery. The boss said that according to the law, you are subject to personal accidental income tax, and you have to pay 20.00% of the tax .As a Chinese citizen, you cannot evade taxes. And you are still a student, so you definitely don’t know how to pay taxes, so for the 200 yuan, our firm will help you pay taxes.”

I grabbed the mineral water bottle and said with a smirk: "Does your boss know that honesty and trustworthiness are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation, so you just cheated me of 200 yuan and fucked me? You look down on me and deliberately ask Are you messing with me? I am also a university student. I never knew that there is a law that says that you have to pay taxes on things that sell ghosts. At the beginning, the higher-ups made it very clear that all ghosts and snakes should be suppressed, and feudal superstition should not be practiced. This sell The taxation of ghost milk does not comply with the law at all, and there is no need to pay taxes."

The woman looked at me in surprise, and she said: "Our boss thinks highly of you, and you look like the boss, how are you, are you interested in working in our firm?"

"It looks like a cheater, right?" I said mercilessly.

The woman smiled and didn't mind what I said. She explained: "You can be said to have been dealing with ghosts for a long time. This yang energy is weak, but the yin energy is very strong. You can do a lot of things for the office. The salary we pay you It won't be lower."

"I'm not interested in these things, I just want to live in peace..." I said seriously, "Don't change the subject, give me 700 yuan."

The woman tossed her hair and said arrogantly: "The boss said, you can only contact our office. If we don't accept it, you can't sell your ghost milk at all. If you like it, you can't sell it, or you can't sell it."

As soon as I heard it, I was immediately discouraged, so I had to take 500 yuan and quietly said that you are ruthless.

The woman giggled, and she took out a business card to me: "If you want to sell something in the future, call me. I'll tell you the price, and I know something about the ghost next to you. Ghost milk It costs five yuan per milliliter, and it is necessary to pay taxes. We are legal citizens and cannot be vague! As for hair, it costs 500 yuan a piece, and nails cost 2000 yuan a piece. But I advise you not to think about these two things. The hair and nails of ghosts are related to their yin qi. If they are missing, their vitality will be severely damaged. You may think that a hair is nothing, but the female ghost will also suffer a lot. There is another thing that can be sold, which is her Spit, this is 20 yuan per milliliter."

I shook my head, and said, "Let's just sell ghost milk. She is very opposed to selling her own things. It's not easy to fool ghost milk. I don't dare to expect extravagant things like spittle."

The woman smiled, then stopped a tricycle and left.I looked at the business card curiously at this time, and was immediately dumbfounded.

Zhou Tianshi's deputy manager, personnel manager, logistics manager, financial manager, affairs assistant: Wang Mingyi.Phone number: 158585XXXXX...

Emotionally, Wang Mingyi is a super handyman under Zhou Tianwen. I can guarantee that there are only two people in Zhou Tianshi's office, otherwise Wang Mingyi wouldn't just throw an olive branch at me like this!

Fortunately, I didn't agree, otherwise I would have to die of exhaustion.

I took the money, and felt sleepy at this time, so I randomly found an empty classroom where there was no class, lay on the table and fell asleep...

Because I slept for a few hours at least in the early morning, so I woke up at two o'clock this time.When I woke up, I felt very hungry and planned to eat something.