When I came home from school at night, the wound on my finger was still aching and sometimes bleeding.This kind of injury, not to mention touching chopsticks while eating, is just a slight movement, and the blood will flow profusely.

After I got home, Zhang Yinyin hadn't come back yet. She seemed to be in a meeting and had to wait for two or three hours to get home.

Originally, I felt that today was very unlucky, but who knew that when I opened the door, I found Yin Su there.She was wearing black business attire, long trousers, and a pair of furry slippers on her feet, watching TV boredly.

I'm not stupid, Yin Su, who usually only comes on weekends, suddenly appeared, her purpose is self-evident.

"Hey! Mr. President, are you going to look up your brother's brand in advance?" I sat next to Yin Su with a smile, and put my arms around her waist.

Yin Su didn't push me away, but ignored me, just watching the animal world on TV.

Zhao Zhongxiang's magnetic voice rang in our ears: It's mating season again, the Tibetan antelope herd...

"Listen, everyone has said it, and it's mating again..."

"Shut up." Yin Su tapped me with the remote control and said, "Is school okay?"

"It's really something." I looked serious, and immediately told her exactly what happened today.

After Yin Su heard this, her pretty eyebrows frowned, and said, "Did he hit your finger?"

Not to mention that the hand is fine, but once it is said, it hurts again, and it is bleeding again.

Seeing this, Yin Su got up and found a band-aid for me, but couldn't find it after searching for a long time.I had no choice but to use toilet paper, but the effect was not very good, and it still bleeds.

After waiting for a while, Yin Su suddenly said to me: "Come here, I will help you stop the bleeding."

I smiled and said, "You still help me stop the bleeding? You can only make my nose bleed."

"Slick tongue!" Yin Su scolded me, as soon as the sanitary napkin stuck to my finger.I was taken aback, what the hell are you using sanitary napkins for?Fortunately, it has never been used. If it is used, I will kill Yin Su.

"Hmm! The blood seems to have stopped." Yin Su nodded in satisfaction.

I took a look, asshole!The blood really stopped, I didn't expect that this aunt's towel can be used as a band-aid.

But having said that, Aunt Towel's stage name seems to be Da Chuang Ke Tie, right?The main function is also for blood sucking, right?

"I'm warning you, don't touch me in the future, I've been abstinent for too long, and my body is sensitive." Yin Su warned me solemnly.

sensitive?

I chuckled and said, "I hugged you just now, you won't respond, right?"

Yin Su gave me a white look and said, "Yes."

kindness?

It's wet?

"Go! Come to my bedroom." I took her hand and admitted that I was wet, which meant too much.

"what?"

"Fuck you!" I said of course.

Yin Su withdrew her hand directly, scolding: "You're looking for death! Yinyin will be back in a while."

"She's in a meeting! It takes two hours." I said.

"Two hours? No!" Yin Su shook his head directly, and said, "It's too short."

I petrified instantly.

It's too short?

How long will it take you?A day is a day?

Depend on!

"Okay, I'm leaving, there's still a reception." With the next sentence, Yin Su went downstairs and left.

I stood at the door and said, "Let's go after dinner."

"I won't eat." Yin Su looked up at me, and suddenly smiled evilly, "I have time to eat you."

Depend on!goblin!

The next weekend, I went directly to Hiroko.The two of us made an appointment at a water bar. The weather was hot, and there were many people in the water bar, all of whom were drinking water and blowing the air conditioner.

As soon as I got into the water, I saw Haozi punching and drinking beer with a group of people, having a good time.There were about a dozen of them. I went up to say hello, took out two packs of good cigarettes, and started to disperse.Today is to help me with errands, so I naturally want to express that I have to prepare cigarettes and alcohol.

Haozi took the cigarette, clamped it to his ear, and asked, "What's the matter?"

I smiled and told my plan.My plan is a bit playful and a bit shady, not straight forward.

Because Ni Ba has a lot of people, I'm afraid I won't be able to handle it, so be on the safe side.

Haozi's people didn't speak after hearing this, as if they were not very interested.One of the skinny boys cursed and said, "Rough! Aren't they just a group of young people in the county? As for what trick to use? Just go up and do it."

"Monkey! Your name is Chicken Feather! Listen to Daning." Haozi held up the beer and said, "After drinking this glass, let's do it."

"Come on!" I also toasted, a group of people bumped beer bottles together, and everyone drank with their heads up, quite a bit of heroism in going to battle to kill the enemy.

After discussing with Haozi, I took them to the designated place and asked them to ambush.I went to Shi Xiaowan's birthday party by myself.His birthday party was held in a rather big hotel, and it seemed that many people were invited.

I went in and saw that there were three or four tables in the hall, with about thirty people.Shi Xiaowan sat in the center, and Ni Ba sat next to him.

I know most of these thirty or so people, most of them are from our school, and there is no one from Shi Xiaowan's brother, which makes me breathe a sigh of relief.

Standing at the door with a cigarette in my mouth, I shouted, "Ni Ba!"

They were drinking in full swing, when they heard me shout, they fell silent immediately, and more than [-] people looked at me one after another.

As soon as Ni Ba saw me, he was overjoyed, and said, "Wu Ning! Come to kowtow to Xiao Wan to admit your mistake? You still have a lot of credibility!"

I walked over with a smile, stood in front of the table, and said, "Of course I'm talking about credit."

"That's good, let's do it this way! Just kneel down and kowtow three times, and say Grandma Xiaowan, I was wrong, please forgive me, and I will let you go." Ni Ba pointed at his feet, pretending to be forceful.

Shi Xiaowan giggled and said, "Am I that old?"

"What's that called? Sister?" Ni Ba flattered me, completely treating me like nothing.

"Call me little aunt! It's always played like this on TV." Shi Xiaowan said seriously.

I interrupted the pair of dogs and said, "I have a question about you, don't know if I should say it or not?"

Ni Ba became impatient on the spot, pointed at my nose and cursed: "Say something to him again!"

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