Hunting for Beauty

After Ren Xiaoyao forced a smile on Evans, he told everyone a joke.

A well-known American reporter once asked Japanese Prime Minister Toichiro Koinu: "Your Excellency, during World War II, were there a large number of "comfort women" in the Japanese army?"

Prime Minister Xiaogou replied: "Yes, this problem does exist. Before World War II, there were no comfort "women" in our army, so we could only be Japanese, so we are also called Japanese; during World War II we had comfort "women". But Japan, so there is no need for Japanese people, so we were also called 'Japanese Army' at that time."

The American reporter asked curiously again: "Then, does the name of the Japanese army's 'Masturbation Team' have any special meaning?"

When Prime Minister Xiaogou heard this, he immediately jumped up in a rage, pointed at the American reporter and cursed: "In order to get the post-war assistance from you Americans, all our Japanese flower girls went to sleep with your American men. We Japanese men have no women to live with." , I have to solve my physical needs with my own hands, what is the name of the Japanese army if it is not called a 'self|comfort team'?"

"Haha•;;•;;•;;•;;•;;•;;" Except for the Japanese, everyone around the gaming table laughed.

Those Japanese's faces changed color, and their eyes were even more ominous. If eyes could kill, Ren Xiaoyao would have been killed hundreds of times.

"idiot!"

The little devil sitting opposite Ren Xiaoyao stood up with a livid face, staring fiercely at Ren Xiaoyao who was full of indifferent expressions.

"Brother, return the crow! I also have a historical story, so that everyone can have a better understanding of Japanese history."

Ren Xiaoyao's soft words caused everyone to burst into laughter.

Evans said to Ren Xiaoyao: "Master, I like history the most, tell me quickly."

"Okay, then let me talk about it, I believe other international friends will be more interested."

Ren Xiaoyao said.

Then he told a Japanese origin story that is very popular on the Internet: According to legend, when Wu Dalang was selling cooking cakes, he learned from other customers that his wife had an affair with a senior official from Ximen. My lady, but I didn't catch the "rapist" in bed, so there was no result for a while.

In order to find evidence, one day after Wu Dalang went out to sell cooking cakes, he returned home an hour earlier.

When he returned home, he happened to see the high official Ximen lying naked on his wife, doing what he was doing last night.

In a fit of anger, Wu Dalang picked up the pole that carried the cooking cake burden and beat Ximen officials.

However, Ximen Daguan is young and strong, and he is also a Lianjiazi, while Wu Dalang is short and weak, so he was kicked out of the room by Ximen Daguan sympathetically during the fight.

The official Ximen put on his clothes calmly, and left in a grand manner.

After the Ximen officials left, Wu Dalang became more and more angry and useless, and finally ran away from home, came to the Yellow River, and plunged into the Yellow River.

But Wu Dalang couldn't die, and he floated into the sea along the Yellow River, and finally came to an island in a mysterious way.

When he arrived on the island, Wu Dalang was warmly welcomed by the local aborigines. Although Wu Dalang was physically disabled in the Central Plains, he was really tall on this island.

Because Wu Dalang is tall and handsome, after being elected by the residents of the whole island, Wu Dalang was unanimously elected as the king.

After Wu Dalang ascended the throne of the king, he quickly governed this island country called Dongying according to the cultural system of the Central Plains.

First of all, promote culture, but because Wu Dalang is not well educated, he always wrote wrong characters when selling cooking cakes in the Central Plains, and often wrote Chinese characters missing arms and legs when keeping accounts, so the Chinese characters in Dongying became malnourished. .

In order to return to the Central Plains to seek revenge from the high officials of Ximen, Wu Dalang personally organized the residents of the island country to practice martial arts. Because his surname is Wu, this kind of kung fu is also called Wu Shi (shi) way.

At that time, people in the entire island country did not have names or surnames. In order to facilitate the addressing of people, Wu Dalang specially stipulated that those who conceived in the wild, according to the characteristics of Dongying women who like to go out with a blanket and carry pillows to fight in the field. Places are used as surnames, so there are surnames such as Tanaka, Takeda, Matsushita, Kondo, Ito, Sato, Oshima, etc.

When everything was on the right track, Wu Dalang found that the whole country was missing a national flag, so he asked the queen to take out the white coat, which was a cake-making work uniform he wore when he came to the island country, and then Let the queen wash him up and hang him out.

But when Wu Dalang saw the white cloth hanging outside, he felt very upset, so he wanted to draw something on it, but his artistic background was really not enough.

Besides, Wu Dalang used to eat, cook and sell cooking cakes, so in desperation, he went back to his old business and personally baked a big red and big cooking cake in the kitchen. Put it on a white scarf, and the national flag was born.

But considering that it was too troublesome to put a cooking cake, he later stipulated that it would be enough to draw a red circle pattern.

After Ren Xiaoyao finished telling the story, everyone except the Japanese laughed, and Evans even bent over with laughter.

Chapter 845

The bodyguard behind the middle-aged devil touched his waist before realizing that the weapon had been handed over to the security guard here when he entered the door, but he still moved his joints to help the boss regain face.

"Don't mess around, lest people say we are stingy!"

The middle-aged devil hurriedly raised his hand to stop the stupid behavior of the two subordinates.

The middle-aged devil knows very well that if he makes a move now, it will bring great disadvantages to the Tokyo Grand Palace Casino.

Moreover, the young beauty next to Long Xiao on the opposite side was definitely not an ordinary person, and his vague murderous aura made him feel a little bit of terror.

Although this middle-aged devil usually looked down on the Chinese, he was not arrogant enough to think that his two subordinates would challenge Ren Xiaoyao.

At this time, the middle-aged devil calmed down, smiled and said to Ren Xiaoyao who was sitting across the table: "Little brother, are you interested in playing a few big games with me? I will bet all my money. Of course, the little brother only needs to Just bet on your chips on the table, how about:"

"This one……"

Ren Xiaoyao didn't expect this Japanese devil to bet against him for a few rounds to decide the situation. Although he was very happy in his heart, he couldn't help pretending to be a little hesitant.

Ren Xiaoyao is actually not afraid of the Japanese devil in front of him, what he is really worried about is the plain middle-aged man next to him, judging from the man's appearance, he is undoubtedly an Indian, Ren Xiaoyao suspects that he is also an Indian, just like himself A person with superpowers.

Since Ren Xiaoyao can sense the energy fluctuations in his body, the other party can also sense the energy fluctuations in Ren Xiaoyao's body. If you bet against this little devil now, you will undoubtedly completely expose the secret of your superpower to the other party. In my eyes, this is a very dangerous thing.

Just when Ren Xiaoyao was about to find an excuse to refuse, the little devil on the opposite side laughed wildly, and deliberately said loudly in English to the two bodyguards behind him: "The Chinese nation is a nation that can only talk about it. Back then, our Imperial Japanese Army annexed In the three northeastern provinces, the Chinese only dare to protest with their mouths!"

"I'll bet you! But if I'm afraid you don't have more than [-] million dollars in your hand, so I'm thinking about it."

Facing the little devil's insult to the Chinese nation, Ren Xiaoyao couldn't care about other things anymore, and after saying something that almost made the little devil vomit blood, he accepted the challenge.

"Yes, I still have [-] million, so I'll bet you [-] million!"

Under Ren Xiaoyao's irony, the little devil originally wanted to gamble with Ren Xiaoyao with a maximum of [-] million yuan, but now he couldn't care about other things, and blushed and bet all his family fortune.

The gambling game started again, and Ren Xiaoyao and the little devil had hundreds of millions of dollars in chips neatly placed in front of them, ready to start a duel.

At this time, the Grand Palace Casino in Tokyo heard the news and also transferred a manager-level staff to act as a dealer to prevent the gamblers from colluding with the boat dealers to swindle gambling, and sent more than a dozen security guards Maintain order on site.

The croupier took out one of the hundreds of brand-new pokers shipped directly from the manufacturer on the small trolley beside him, then quickly unpacked and removed the big and small kings, shuffled, cut, and dealt the cards In one go, the natural proficiency of the whole movement makes people feel pleasing to the eye.

The croupier quickly dealt out cards to the little devil and Ren Xiaoyao, and reported in a mechanically expressionless manner: "Mr. Chi Shan's diamond k, Mr. Zhu Ripo's spade jack, Mr. Chi Shan speaks."

"2000 million!"

Little Devil Chi Shan picked up his hole card and glanced at it. It was a king of hearts, and he couldn't help feeling secretly happy. He didn't expect that he would get a pair of old kings at the beginning of the first game, which was a good sign.

The little devil Chi Shan thought for two seconds. In order not to scare the other party away, he finally decided to only call 2000 million first, and then slowly catch the other party.

"I won't follow!"

Without even thinking about it, Ren Xiaoyao directly covered the cards in front of him.

Ren Xiaoyao's unexpected move stunned the little devil Chi Shan. The other party didn't even look at his own hole card, so he directly covered his cards and called out, which made the little devil a little bit confused. He didn't understand that Ren Xiaoyao What kind of tricks is Xiaoyao playing?