Hunting for Beauty
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Seeing the flushed face of the fake Ren Xiaoyao in front of him, General Hauge turned his head and glanced at the opened suitcase with a smug smile, his face full of smiles suddenly froze. There are no miniature drugs in it at all, but two full boxes of "Viagra" made in the United States, and two Playboy magazines on the top. Tuo Darou seemed to be mocking him for being too mentally retarded, so he was tricked by the other party again.
Chapter 801 The Uninvited Guest
"It's all my fault that my twin brother is usually too stingy, and usually gives me too little pocket money, so I had to take advantage of this time to come to the United States to smuggle some Viagra back to China to earn a little money!"
The fake Ren Xiaoyao lowered his head and said.
"I didn't expect your U.S. government to crack down on 'Viagra' smuggling so hard. In order to intercept two boxes of 'Viagra', it not only used so many planes and armored vehicles, but what's even more outrageous is that it even called in two green squadrons." Beret Hat Special Forces, are you worried that Uncle Ben will lead heavily armed Al Qaeda terrorists to smuggle Viagra from the United States to the Middle East on a large scale to earn funds for their activities?"
The fake Ren Xiaoyao then muttered.
After mobilizing so many troops to make such a big commotion, in the end, only two boxes of 'Viagra' were intercepted. General Hauge, who was thinking about how to write this report after returning home, heard that the counterfeit in front of him kept spitting out viciousness. Humiliated the "government" of the United States with such language, his eyes stared at gold stars, and he almost vomited three liters of blood on the spot, but now he has nothing to do with the other party.
Now he has indeed seized smuggled contraband on the helicopter, but the contraband seized this time is indeed a bit unrefined. Should he sue Ren Xiaoyao, the richest man in the world with a net worth of nearly [-] billion U.S. dollars, for smuggling Viagra back from the United States? If China "makes huge profits" in this way, it is estimated that the U.S. military will eventually become the laughing stock of other countries in the world, and his immediate boss, Mr. Secretary of Defense, will definitely kick him to the Arctic Circle without hesitation Guard the radar.
"retreat!"
General Hauge gave the impostor in front of him a hard look, waved his hand, and gave an order to his adjutant to withdraw the team, then turned around without saying a word, climbed into a jeep next to him, and ran away disheartened with a burst of car exhaust.
White House Office of the President.
Bush Jr. was sitting on this throne representing the highest power in the United States, dealing with the thick documents on the desk. Although he was still waving the pen in his hand and signing his name on each document, but But his mind was not on these documents at all. He was still thinking about the conversation he had with the Minister of Defense just now.
Bush Jr. would never have dreamed that the assassination order against Ren Xiaoyao would cause such a big commotion. Not only did he lose the entire "Delta State" special forces, but the bilateral relations with Japan have also fallen to the lowest level since World War II. point.
Now the leader of the pro-American right-wing party Tokiro Takeshita, due to the situation, took the initiative to give up the throne of Japan's prime minister to the new leader of the pro-China Liberal Democratic Party Takaka Takeda.
The U.S. has spent half a century investing countless money and energy in building the Pacific Rim Island Chain, which is specially used to deal with red "" China. Finally, a crack has appeared in the Japanese archipelago, which was originally the strongest and most important link. Although this crack is now It's not obvious yet, but it has already sounded the alarm for the US "government".
The matter in Japan is not over yet. The idiot Colonel Ramsay Jr., the former commander of the "Delta State", actually did the stupid thing of kidnapping Ren Xiaoyao's wife and children, pushing the US "government" to an extremely disadvantageous position. We have received six consecutive notices of serious negotiations from the Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
The fact that the family of the richest man in the world was kidnapped by the US "Delta State" special forces has not yet been exposed by the media due to the blockade by the Chinese "government".
But now leaders of many countries with tense relations with the United States have strengthened the defense of their relatives, obviously worried that the U.S. government will suddenly send people to kill their relatives, so that the U.S. government is now facing the biggest crisis since World War II. international reputation crisis.
This is nothing, what worries Bush Jr. most now is what stupid things this irritated Chinese rich man will do. If he detonates the two miniature bombs in his hand in Washington or New York, it is estimated that the Third World War will It will inevitably enter the countdown phase.
Thinking that because he did not make any achievements worth boasting about during his term of office, which directly led to his popular approval rating falling again and again and becoming the president with the lowest popular approval rating in American history, Bush Jr. felt that his head was going up for a while and he had no intention of doing it again. keep working.
Walking to the wine cabinet, Bush Jr. took out a wine glass, poured himself a glass of XO, and then stood in front of the large French window and watched the security patrols coming and going outside, which were obviously several times stronger than usual, and heaved a deep sigh again.
When he was in Japan, the entire heavily armed "Delta State" special forces were no match for this rich Chinese man. How could these ordinary security personnel prevent the other party from intruding?
"Beep...beep...beep..."
At this time, a piercing warning sound suddenly sounded outside, reminding people that only an unknown object was flying towards the White House at high speed.
The security guards in the outer defense circle of the White House saw a figure like a shooting star with a golden light rushing towards the White House at high speed.
Because the opponent's speed was too fast, the security guards outside the White House could only feel a golden light drifting past them and a breeze blowing.
"The target appears, the No. [-], No. [-], and No. [-] teams are ready to meet the enemy!"
Located in the internal security control room of the White House, a colonel military attache in charge of White House security affairs captured the opponent's whereabouts through a high-speed camera. After seeing the opponent's face, he immediately sent a warning to the President's Office, requesting Mr. President to move to a safe place immediately, and then Through the walkie-talkie, the security guards outside the White House were organized to prepare to prevent the target from approaching the White House.
Facing the powerful defense measures of the White House, Ren Xiaoyao directly chanted a spell and disappeared.
When he reappeared, he had already arrived in the office of the President of the United States.
But at this time, the office was already empty. Obviously, the US President, Mr. Bush Jr., had been transferred to the air-raid shelter under the White House to avoid danger.
Before coming here, Ren Xiaoyao had already prepared in his mind. He would definitely not catch the President of the United States, Mr. Bush Jr., in his office so easily.
So he was not in a hurry at this time, just like walking into his own office, he took off his coat and hung it up first, and then sat down on Bush Jr.'s presidential throne and put the suitcase on the desk.
"Please tell my dear Mr. Bush, if I can't see him in the President's Office within 5 minutes, I will directly detonate the suitcase that is currently on his desk, and the serious consequences and responsibilities will be borne by him alone bear."
Picking up the internal phone, Ren Xiaoyao issued an ultimatum to the Presidential Secretary's Office in an extremely arrogant voice, then walked to the wine cabinet in the office, poured himself a glass of golden xo, and returned to his seat to slowly taste it.
Three minutes later, the US President George W. Bush with the sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks finally appeared at the door, and walked into the office alone without a follower or bodyguard behind him.
It seems that he is also very clear that these White House security personnel are incapable of quickly eliminating the demon in front of them.
If this red "red" Chinese demon is provoked, maybe the other party will detonate a suitcase in his office and blow up the White House to the ground when he becomes angry.
"The golden xo in Mr. President's wine cabinet tastes good!"
Looking at Bush Jr. who walked into the office and sat down opposite him, Ren Xiaoyao raised his wine glass to salute him, praising the courage of the most unlucky American president in history to stand alone at this time.
"I don't know what Mr. Long is doing now. Is it a personal act or a declaration of war on the great United States on behalf of Red" China?"
Bush Jr. is indeed a shrewd politician who grew up in a political family. Although he is at a disadvantage now, he is still a habitual "first striker". .
Judging from his experience, Ren Xiaoyao will definitely answer that it is a personal behavior, then the opponent's momentum will be weakened by two points, completely reversing his current passive situation and making a good start for the next negotiation.
"There's nothing wrong with accusing me of any crime. I don't care what your American "government" thinks of me as an ordinary businessman. Come and see what gift I brought to Mr. Bush Jr.!"
It's a pity that Ren Xiaoyao is not a simple person, and he didn't step into the trap set by the other party's words.
Instead, he easily resolved the opponent's offensive with an ambiguous sentence, and then opened the suitcase on the desk in front of Bush Jr.
Bush Jr. glanced at the suitcase on the desk, and then asked in a deep voice, "Mr. Long, what do you mean by this? Do you want to use this tiny bomb to start World War III?"
"It seems that Mr. Bush Jr. completely misunderstood my good intentions as a sincere 'friend' of the American people."
Ren Xiaoyao seemed to have unintentionally put his finger on a red "button" in the suitcase, and stroked the little button that represented destruction back and forth, and immediately let the person sitting opposite Bush Jr. was frightened for a while, fearing that the other party would accidentally press the button that detonated the suitcase.
Seeing the somewhat pale face of the American president in front of him, and the bead of sweat that began to appear on his forehead, Ren Xiaoyao removed his hand from the red button.
With an obvious mocking expression on his face, he sighed: "I heard that your US "government" lost two suitcases three years ago, and a few days ago I just found out that someone was selling these two suitcases on the international arms black market. In order to prevent such dangerous weapons from falling into the hands of terrorists and causing danger to the security of the world, I bought them at a price of [-] million U.S. dollars."
Ren Xiaoyao shook his head with a dejected expression on his face and continued, "But Mr. President now actually suspects my motives for buying these two suitcases. It really makes people feel very sad!"
Seeing the sneering expression on the other side's face, Bush Jr. was very nervous, but he still had to pretend to be fearless in the face of danger.
He asked casually in the same tone as when talking with an old man for many years, and said, "Then, Mr. Long, where is the other suitcase now?"
Chapter 802 What's wrong with threatening you!
I'm really sorry, because I came in a hurry, so there is still a suitcase in Manhattan, New York!
Ren Xiaoyao unobtrusively warned Bush again not to "mess up". Even if you can get rid of this small bomb in Washington, a bomb in Manhattan, New York, will still explode and cause a catastrophe to the US economy.
Although Bush Jr. is the most unlucky president in American history, he is not stupid, so he knew exactly what Ren Xiaoyao said, so he immediately stretched out his hand and lightly pressed the transmitter on the corner of his clothes. , ordered those snipers who were holding super-caliber sniper rifles aimed at Ren Xiaoyao's head not to act rashly.
If a small bomb is detonated in Manhattan, New York, the financial center of the United States, the final loss will be even greater than that in Washington. The financial castle that the United States has spent half a century building will be completely wiped out in a few seconds. destroy.
"I spent [-] million U.S. dollars to help the US "government" retrieve these two suitcases. Didn't Mr. President say anything!"
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