Hunting for Beauty

And from the cherry lips blocked by the man, there was a vague moaning sound, and a pair of watery eyes that seemed to be dripping water also became fascinated.

Ren Xiaoyao let go of the woman's small mouth, and kissed her pink neck down. One hand began to unbutton the woman's chest, while the other hand continued to caress the woman's elastic Amazing Tuenbu.

"My husband, please, we are on the street now!"

Han Bingbing let out a bone-biting moan, begging Ren Xiaoyao, the crystal worm, to come to his head like a little sheep in the mouth of a wolf, and was about to announce Yin's big brother on the side of the street. Gray Wolf let himself go.

"What are you afraid of? The curtains have been drawn, and pedestrians outside can't see it!"

Ren Xiaoyao used to make love with Zhou Ruo and Ren Yu in the car.

Knowing that making love in a car is about short, frequent, and fast, so she directly tore off the woman's skirt and bent over to enter the woman's body. Suddenly, there was a slight panting [] and a low "groaning" sound in the narrow There was a ringing sound in the small compartment.

Maybe it's because it's the first time I did it with Han Bingbing in the car, or maybe it's because the location is special this time.

Thinking that there is a bustling street with people coming and going outside, the two people who were enjoying sex in the car felt very excited. The battle was quickly ended in less than one-fifth of the usual time and they reached Gaochao.

"You bad guy is really becoming more and more perverted now, and you actually force people to be Ai on the street!"

Han Bingbing held back his whole body from becoming limp, and it took a lot of effort to finally arrange his clothes, and kept cursing the man next to him with a smirk in his mouth.

Ren Xiaoyao glanced at the woman next to her, whose face was still flushed with a hint of sex, and replied: "Didn't you tremble with excitement just now?"

"It's obvious that you are the one who bullied him and still act so fiercely. You're being unreasonable!"

Han Bingbing said angrily, his eyes were filled with moisture in an instant.

"Women are really made of water, and they have tears in their eyes every now and then!"

Ren Xiaoyao basically has no ability to resist women's tears.

Seeing that the eyes of the woman next to him had begun to gather moisture, he quickly hugged Han Bingbing's body into his arms and began to apologize to the other party, although he didn't know where he was wrong.

Five minutes later, the moisture in Han Bingbing's eyes finally disappeared. He stretched out his hand and twisted Ren Xiaoyao's arm vigorously, pouted and said, "I'll punish you for telling jokes to others. If you don't make them laugh, you can't stop, otherwise they will return to you." I want to cry for you!"

"Ugh!"

Ren Xiaoyao looked at the little woman next to him and couldn't help but sighed. I really don't know when tears have become a woman's most powerful weapon, a nirvana for dealing with "loving" men.

"Come on, didn't you like telling jokes to make people happy before?"

Han Bingbing shook the man's arm and said coquettishly.

"All right!"

Ren Xiaoyao usually likes to tell some classic jokes to make women happy, but which woman seems to be Qiao Yun instead of Han Bingbing in front of him!

Under the threat of the woman's tears, Ren Xiaoyao had no choice but to tell a joke he saw on the Internet recently, in order to perfunctory Han Bingbing.

There are two very bright young economic geniuses, they often argue for some advanced economic theories.

Going for a walk after dinner one day, the two outstanding young men fought again for the proof of a certain mathematical model. When it was difficult to distinguish, they suddenly found a pile of stool crawling with maggots on the grass in front of them.

A said to B, if you can eat it, I am willing to pay 5000 million.

The temptation of 5000 million is not small, should you eat it or not?

B took out a pen and paper, performed precise mathematical calculations, and quickly came up with the optimal solution in economics: eat!So A lost 5000 million. Of course, B's extra meal was not easy.

The two continued to walk, and suddenly found a pile of stools crawling with maggots. At this time, B began to have severe nausea, and A felt a little bit sorry for the 5000 million that he had just spent.

Yu Yi said, if you eat it, I will give you 5000 million.

So, different calculation methods, the same calculation result - eat!

A took back 5000 million with satisfaction, and B seemed to have found a little psychological balance.

But suddenly, the geniuses wailed at the same time: We got nothing after a long time of trouble, but ate two piles of shit for nothing!They couldn't figure it out, so they had to ask their mentor, a famous economics guru, for an explanation.

Hearing the stories of the two students, unexpectedly, the master also burst into tears.

After finally calming down a bit, the instructor tremblingly raised a finger and said excitedly: "1 million! 1 million! My dear classmates, on behalf of the motherland and the people, I thank you, You just ate two piles of shit crawling with maggots, and contributed 1 million to the country's GDP!"

Although the smile on Han Bingbing's face and the slightly upturned corners of her mouth already explained the problem, she still suppressed her smile and said to the man next to her: "It's not funny at all, keep going!"

The terms unreasonable and vexatious are also patented products registered by women in God.

Chapter 567

Although Ren Xiaoyao is not an expert in female psychology and has no theoretical experience, he has also accumulated a lot of practical experience after reading famous flowers.

It also made him understand that it is best not to provoke a woman at this time, otherwise the other party will definitely take advantage of the issue and make coquettish anger and make new demands.

Ren Xiaoyao glanced at the unreasonable woman next to him, and had no choice but to dig out another classic joke that belonged to his private collection.

Three excellent hunters meet together for a hunting competition, to see who can hit more accurately, and hit more, so that the other two have nothing to say.

A picked up his shotgun and saw a group of wild geese flying in the air. He raised his hand and counted "bang, bang" and knocked down five or six of them.

Seeing a group of roe deer running out, B picked up his gun, raised his hand "bang, bang" and counted shots, knocked down four or five roe deer, and then laughed and said, "How about it, let's kill with guns!"

C looked at A and B, then picked up the shotgun, raised his hand and shot two "bang, bang" at A and B, knocked them down, and then blew the pipe of the blowgun very smartly: "Life without competitors is really too much!" Wonderful!"

This time, Han Bingbing couldn't hold back the smile in his heart anymore, and finally opened his mouth to "giggle" a coquettish smile, which also made Ren Xiaoyao beside him heave a sigh of relief.

In the past six months, I have been so busy that I haven't watched and laughed online for a long time. If the woman suppresses the smile and continues to dig, he will have to look up to the sky and sigh that Jiang Lang's talent is exhausted!

Back at the hotel, Ren Xiaoyao estimated the time. It should be less than twelve o'clock in the evening in the United States. With Chavez's playboy character, he would definitely not waste such precious time by going to see him so early. Duke of Zhou.

So Ren Xiaoyao took out a laptop from Ji Yunsheng from his briefcase, which was said to cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to manufacture, and connected it to Chavez's laptop.

"Ah...ah..."

The LCD screen of the laptop flickered for a moment, and a strange sound mixed with a man's panting and a woman's English profligate voice came to Ren Xiaoyao's ears.

At the same time, the LCD screen also displayed the image of a blonde beauty who was sitting on Chavez's lap, shaking her body up and down.

Seeing the two big meaty balls on the screen swaying up and down with the woman's movements, Ren Xiaoyao couldn't help saying: "Chavez, you have a good eye, this chick has a really good figure!"

"Look at your prospects, what's so interesting about this thing!"

Han Bingbing, who came out of the bathroom, thought the man was watching porn, walked over and reached out to turn off the computer.

"Come on, I'm on business!"

Ren Xiaoyao grabbed the woman's soft little hand and pulled Han Bingbing over to let her sit on his lap.

Then he pointed to a man and a woman who were acting passionately on the screen and said: "This is a live broadcast by satellite, and it is also a reality show performed live by dear Mr. Chavez. Usually, it is a good thing that you can't watch even if you spend money."