Fake eunuchs in the harem

An unexpected time travel made Liu Hairui travel to the palace. After waking up, he realized that he was a real man and a fake eunuch. From then on, he began his wonderful life in the harem.

Volume One

Chapter 001 A Wonderful Shared Rent

Liu Hairui is a very wretched person, others say that about him, anyway, he doesn't care, he does often do some wretched things, recently shared a two-bedroom apartment with a girl, Liu Hairui always I like to tease girls, because she wears very little in summer, which makes Liu Hairui like it very much. With so little clothes, it is inevitable that sometimes the light will suddenly appear, and I can feast my eyes on it, but he is not only satisfied Because of this, no, after Liu Hairui entered the bathroom, he found that the girl's panties and cover were all washed and dried there, took it off and put it under his nose and smelled it, and there was a girl on her face Asked with a very fragrant face, it smelled so fragrant that everyone couldn't bear it, especially the light white lace, which made Liu Hairui unable to put it down.

With an idea, Liu Hairui came up with a way. After running out, he caught a lot of ants on the stage, and then put them on the girl's clothes when he came back. The door quietly opened a gap, and she lay on the door and watched, and saw the girl came out with her own clothes, and then entered her room, maybe she didn't expect that Liu Hairui would be staring at her all the time. Himself, so the door is ajar and not locked.

After she entered, Liu Hairui walked over gently, and then lay on the girl's door to watch, and saw that she took off her clothes little by little in a hurry, and then she was naked on Liu Hairui's bed. In front of him, he slowly put on the two small clothes that he took out from the bathroom just now.

Liu Hairui grinned, but didn't leave the door. He knew that there would be a good show waiting for him. Sure enough, it was only a few seconds, that is, when the girl put all her clothes on, Suddenly it felt like everything was up.No matter how I did it, I still felt it, so I took off the clothes I was wearing just now, and I still felt bad after that, so I took off all the stickers inside.

Bai, it's really white. Although the girl's back is facing her, she can still clearly see her outline. That's definitely the most perfect material Liu Hairui has ever seen. A fantasist, now that he is not wearing clothes, Liu Hairui naturally can't stand it, but he dare not act rashly, he can only watch eagerly, sometimes it is a kind of beauty to appreciate it like this, just look at it, girl It was really amazing, he started to use his own hands to grab her, and Liu Hairui really wanted to push the door in and help her grab it, whether it was the face or the bottom.Caught her heartily.

After doing it for a while, the girl still had no effect, so she decided to take a bath, maybe it would be better. When she was about to get dressed, she suddenly found a pair of eyes in the direction of the door, which was scary. With a sound, he covered his chest with his clothes.

Although she turned around for just a split second, Liu Hairui was already very satisfied, and she knew at a glance what to see and what not to.

Soon returned to his room.He fell asleep and fell asleep.

Chapter 002 The Vicious Concubine

Liu Hairui crossed over. Other time travels were either lightning strikes or car accidents.

The thing is like this, Liu Hairui drank a little wine last night, and when he woke up, he was in the magnificent building, surrounded by many people, talking about it.

"Eunuch Hai, you're awake."

A sissy floated over.

"Eunuch Hai?"

Liu Hairui shook his head a few times, sat up in a whiz, looked at the people beside him, and felt cold at that moment, why were there eunuchs and some court ladies beside him.Eunuch Hai?Is it yourself?Liu Hairui broke out in a cold sweat at that time, wouldn't he really be his father-in-law?I and he haven't married a daughter-in-law yet.

"Eunuch Hai, you are awake. Master says that if you don't wake up again, he will throw you out of the palace."

One of the little eunuchs said: "You scared us to death. You said if you went, what would we do?"

"Yeah, Eunuch Hai, if you don't wake up, we're all going to die."

A little maid said with a smile: "But it's good to wake up, it's good to wake up."

Liu Hairui looked at the scene in front of him inexplicably. After a long time, he knew that he had time-traveled, but what's wrong with time-traveling, he was an eunuch, and he didn't even know what a woman looked like, so why did he become a eunuch?I touched it subconsciously, my eyes lit up, and my heart was overjoyed, I am a cross-traveler, I even brought the guy, since I came to the palace, I am a fake eunuch, there will be plenty of good things in the future, but bangs Rui couldn't show it on his face, and pretended to be deep and sad and said: "You all go out, I want to calm down for a while."

After all these things were withdrawn, Liu Hairui lifted his chair to take a look. Fortunately, everything that should be there was there. After a long stretch, a voice sounded outside the door: "Master Mei is here."

"Master Mei?"

Liu Hairui thought to himself, this Master Mei must be his master, otherwise, how could a master come to see him? After making up his mind, Liu Hairui greeted him: "Slave greets master."

"Hai Chen, you're finally awake."

A woman in her twenties, with a dignified appearance, who looked like a fairy, walked in, followed by four girls. Liu Hairui was stunned when she saw this woman. If she was placed in the 21st century, she would definitely be the face of a star.

"Thanks to the master's blessing, the slave will wake up."

"I just like your little one. I always pick people to listen to."

Master Mei smiled and pinched Haichen's cheek, then sat down: "If you're not a eunuch, I will definitely let you be an official."

"Slave, I won't go anywhere. I will serve you, Master Mei, all my life."

Liu Hairui bowed his waist, and said with a smile: "Master Mei is really getting more and more beautiful, more and more like a fairy."

"Okay, your master, I know you can talk. Now that you're awake, it's time for us to do our serious business."

Master Mei waved his hand: "Everyone else go down."

After those ladies had left, Concubine Mei walked up to Hai Chen and said softly, "Although Concubine Lan and I fell out of favor in front of the Emperor at the same time, I know that the Emperor will still think of Concubine Lan in a few days. , do you think of a way to kill her?"

"This, slave, I haven't figured it out yet."

Liu Hairui's back broke out in cold sweat at that time, he never thought that Concubine Mei would let him kill her.This kind of activity is really not easy to do.

"Let me tell you, I'm giving you one day. If you can't think of a way tomorrow, I'll take your head."

Concubine Mei said with a straight face, "You only have one night."

Chapter 003 The Concubine Takes a Bath

"Slave, I know."

Seeing Concubine Mei's farewell footsteps, sweat dripped from Liu Hairui's forehead. He watched the master of the harem killing the palace maids and eunuchs on TV a lot, without blinking his eyes. , I have to find a way to save my own life, it is very difficult to take the guy through the harem, what a pity to die like this, after Liu Hairui hesitated for a while, a little eunuch ran in, covered his face and said : "Eunuch Hai, Concubine Li hit us again."

"Hit you? Why did you hit you?"

Liu Hairui's grown up, this kind of thing has to come to me, it seems that I still have some skills with Concubine Mei. "Tell me, why are they beating you?"

"Just because we met them while walking and didn't give way to them, they started to fight. This gang is relying on Concubine Li to be favored now, and they don't take us seriously. They do this every time, and they fight as soon as they say it."

The little eunuch complained: "Eunuch Hai, if you don't make the decision for us, we will have no way out."

"Come on, show me."

Liu Hairui thought to himself, maybe Concubine Mei will be able to spare herself if she fights for face in front of Concubine Li's servants this time. This is what the harem is after, and what they want is face.

When they arrived at the accident site, Concubine Li's servants didn't leave, they sat there waiting for them to come. Liu Hairui saw that there were seven or eight eunuchs and four or five court ladies, each of them was menacing Yes, dog fights.

"Hey, isn't this Concubine Mei's Eunuch Hai? Scared us to death."

Seeing Liu Hairui approaching, one of them hugged his shoulders and sarcastically said, "Your Eunuch Hai has always stayed with Concubine Mei and dared not come out. What's the matter today? Do you want to come over and try some of our brothers' fists?" ?”

"You little bastards, I don't want to be as ordinary as you all the time, how about it? Do you feel that with Concubine Li covering you, you can do whatever you want."

Liu Hairui walked up to a few of them, looked at who seemed to be with him, and slapped him when he went there. Before he could respond, he said: "Let me tell you, if there is something wrong, your Li It is impossible for the concubine to talk too much empty talk in front of the emperor, no matter what time, the fight between the masters, it is our servants who suffer, what are we? We are the dogs of the family."

"you you."

Everyone probably felt that what Liu Hairui said was right, if the masters on both sides were really aroused because of this incident, they would definitely be the slaves who suffered in the end.

"What are you, get out."

Liu Hairui roared, this trick really worked, those who thought about it for a while retreated.

After dealing with the matter here, Liu Hairui hurriedly went to Concubine Mei's place, wondering if she would be happy after I told Concubine Mei the time when I cleaned up Concubine Li's servants just now. I just spared my own life, everyone said that the harem is so evil, this time Liu Hairui really believed it.

After going to Concubine Mei's bedroom, two girls told Liu Hairui that Concubine Mei was taking a bath, if it was normal, Liu Hairui would not bite the bullet and break in, but now it is different, because she is not an eunuch Now, is a very normal.