A eunuch broke into the harem

Princess Changping covered her mouth with a smile and said, "Once people hear that there are martial arts masters, they can't help but want to hear about it. Alright, then go on and say, what did he do to you after he hugged you hard? "

Li Xiaomin laughed secretly when he heard this, and said in his heart: "What is this? In our era, the ability of flooding madmen on Internet forums was much better than that of Princess Changping! Anything they say can make them digress!"

Princess Shinpei regained her composure, and wanted to continue to speak, but she suddenly became tongue-tied and couldn't say anything.

Li Xiaomin also knew that she couldn't say it, and it was not easy to say this kind of thing, even to her own sister.Although he couldn't help laughing, he didn't dare to laugh out loud, so he bit his lips desperately and lowered his head deeply.

Princess Zhenping murmured for a while, but still couldn't tell the details of the situation at that time. She looked at Li Xiaomin pretending to be standing in front of her, feeling ashamed and angry, she rushed to grab Li Xiaomin, swung her powder fist, and hit him hard on the head.

These punches knocked back Li Xiaomin's smile. He raised his head and shouted innocently: "Your Highness, I will not complain if you want to beat me, but the villain is really wronged! The palace is strictly forbidden!" , the villain is just a eunuch, how can he have the ability to go out of the palace overnight to do such bad things?"

Princess Zhenping was stunned, thinking that what he said was right, Princess Changping also jumped over, held her hand, and shouted: "Sister, let's ask clearly, don't call a good person by mistake! Xiaominzi is so honest You are obedient, and you are still a eunuch, how could you do such a lustful thing?"

Li Xiaomin nodded repeatedly, blinked his big innocent eyes, and looked at Princess Zhenping innocently, hoping that she could see the truth clearly and not be blinded by hatred.

Princess Zhenping took a deep breath, lowered her fist, and began to ask Li Xiaomin what she did in the palace that day.

Li Xiaomin told his story from the beginning to the end of that day. Of course it was mostly lies, and the truth was pitiful, but he refused to admit it to death. He only said that he would fall asleep at night, and the second daughter had no way to find out. True or false, anyway, the little people always sleep alone in the house, can they ask the maids to check the eunuch's room at night?

Princess Changping tried her best to help. After talking about it, Princess Zhenping also became puzzled. Could it be that people are similar, and there are people so similar in the world?

Thinking about it again, it was dark that day, and in the night, I could only see his face clearly through the moonlight. I was not very clear about what he looked like, how tall he was, and whether he was fat or thin.It's just that that hateful smiling face has been swirling in front of her eyes these days, making her angry and hot. When she saw this very similar face just now, she couldn't help jumping out and punching him hard, but Once you find out that you have hit the wrong person, you can't help being very embarrassed.

With a mournful face, Li Xiaomin tried to look innocent, and kept saying: "The villain shouldn't look like that prostitute, it's the villain's fault! The princess beats the villain, and the villain doesn't complain, he only hates the prostitute. I shouldn't have done such evil things and insulted the princess's innocence! If the villain wants to see someone who looks similar to himself in the future, he must not listen to his nonsense. He stepped forward and killed him with a knife. Head to report to the princess, let the princess vent her anger!"

Princess Zhenping was ashamed and angry when she heard his unreasonable words. After hearing that, she couldn't help gritted her teeth and said with a smile: "You little eunuch, you don't care about the front and back when you speak. He is so good in martial arts, but you can't even beat me." , how could it be his opponent?"

Li Xiaomin raised his head and shouted impassionedly: "For the sake of the princess, the villain will throw away his head, sprinkle his blood, go up the mountain of swords, go down into the sea of ​​fire, anything! If the skills are not as good as others, he will kill you. Resist to let him go, but the villain can't do it!"

Princess Zhenping was moved when she heard that, seeing that he not only did not complain that she tortured him, but also vowed to avenge herself, she couldn't help but sighed secretly, and said softly: "It's really hard for you to have such loyalty."

Although Princess Changping was also moved, she couldn't help but pouted and said, "You are so loyal to your sister, what about me? Are you willing to do these things for me?"

Li Xiaomin looked at her pursed cherry mouth, which was warm and bright red, as if she was begging for a kiss. His heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly laughed: "My sister has something to do, and of course my younger brother is obliged to do so. Go in the water, go in the fire, go in the fire." !"

The second daughter covered her mouth with a coquettish smile, but she didn't take the promise of the thin and frail eunuch seriously.Princess Changping curiously asked why his martial arts were so poor, Li Xiaomin just covered it up casually, only saying that his fairy art was inherited from his family, and he only had a good defense against the attacks of monsters, but he didn't learn much about the attacking fairy art, and the martial arts He has seldom learned it, so he can only deal with ghosts, but he is incapable of dealing with human warriors.

When Princess Changping heard this, she eagerly wanted to teach him martial arts.Since childhood, she and her brother Li Xu have been practicing martial arts together under the guidance of their mother. She claims to be a master of martial arts. Isn't it very easy to teach this little eunuch?

Li Xiaomin hastily declined, saying that he is now at the critical moment of practicing fairy arts, if he passes this level, he will not be afraid of any kind of ghosts, at least he will have the power to protect himself, and he really has no time to practice martial arts.Princess Changping just gave up, but she was also very regretful.

The misunderstanding was resolved, the two daughters went out hand in hand, and called the maids to fetch the Yaoqin, and the two daughters played it casually, discussing the art of the piano and poetry.

Li Xiaomin was so sleepy from listening, he couldn't help but lower his head and take a nap.He didn't sleep all night, and was woken up by Princess Changping again in the morning, and now he was extremely sleepy, with his head down, and fell asleep standing up like this.

I don't know how long I slept, but suddenly there was pain in my head. I opened my eyes and saw Princess Changping standing in front of him, stroking the big pimple on his head with her hand, and exclaiming in surprise: "Oh, I'm still the first! This is the first time I saw someone fall asleep standing up, you are amazing, little man!"

Li Xiaomin thought disdainfully: "Hmph, once you have completed the immortal art, you can do anything, so what's the point of sleeping standing up? In the future, I will fly and sleep in the sky!"

Princess Zhenping also came over and said with a smile: "Little people, do you know anything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?"

Li Xiaomin didn't want to discuss these things with them, so he cut off their chance to continue talking: "The villain doesn't know a few big characters, so how can he understand these things. As for the poems that the two princesses talked about just now, the villain is even more like It’s like listening to the heavenly scriptures, you can’t understand it at all. That’s why you fell asleep listening to it, please forgive me, princess!”

Princess Shinpei ordered: "Come, grind ink for me, I want to write some words."

Li Xiaomin stood at the table, rubbing ink in the inkstone, watching Princess Zhenping roll up the sleeves of her spring shirt, revealing her crystal jade wrists, pick up a brush, dip it in ink, and write it on the snow-white rice paper with one swipe. After writing a few lines of poems, I couldn't help but secretly yawned.

Princess Shinpei kept watching him carefully, and seeing his bored look, she asked, "Little man, do you recognize what is written on it?"

Li Xiaomin didn't even think about it, so he shook his head vigorously and said: "The villain can't read, so he can't see what the princess is writing."

In fact, although he didn't know much about brush characters, he could tell that what she wrote were a few lines from Han Yuefu, which Qing Ling had written in the book that Qing Ling had lent him a few days ago.But he really couldn't tell whether the brush calligraphy was good or not. He thought in his heart that he must ask Qing Ling to teach him how to write big characters when he goes back. Since he is a person who will do great things in the future, he can't write too ugly. It's a joke.

Princess Shinpei saw that he was rude and rude, so she didn't pay attention to him anymore, she just talked with her sister, discussing poetry and songs, and they didn't have a good time until near noon.

Princess Zhenping stood at the door of the bedroom, looking at the little eunuch following Princess Changping, although she felt that his martial arts were far from that person, but when she thought of his familiar voice, it was exactly like that of that handsome harlot

Section Reading 26

Appearance, deep doubts in my heart, but always lingering.

Episode 8 Chapter [-] Flower Boat

After having lunch with Princess Changping, Li Xiaomin went back to his room and fell asleep.

This afternoon nap was extremely sweet, and Li Xiaomin woke up slowly until the sun was in the west. He suddenly felt that his body temperature was warm and refreshing. Entering the quilt, using both tongue and mouth, he is harassing himself.

Li Xiaomin was stunned to see this beautiful female ghost doing such things to him, and after a long time, he stretched out his hand and pushed her head away in annoyance, and shouted: "What are you doing, you took advantage of me while I was asleep!"

Yueniang raised her head, showing a charming smile, and said in a friendly voice, "Master, don't you feel comfortable?"

Li Xiaomin was stunned for a moment, and said unhappily: "Then you have to ask me too! You haven't heard of it, and you call it a thief without telling me?"

Yueniang knew that he was just pretending to be unhappy, so she stopped arguing with him, she giggled, lowered her head, and continued to display her excellent tongue skills.

At the beginning, her movements were slightly jerky, but later on, she has gradually become extremely proficient. The excellent technique and slippery touch made Li Xiaomin moan in a low voice, grabbing Yue Niang's blue hair like a cloud, and murmured He muttered: "It's amazing, I never thought that after you materialized, you would still have such benefits! You are doing so well, did you practice often before?"

Yueniang raised her head, rolled her eyes at him coquettishly, pouted her lips and said, "Master, what are you talking about! He is pure and pure, no matter it was a hundred years ago or these years now, where is there any other man, he is a male ghost!" Not even half!"

Looking at her charming eyes, Li Xiaomin felt his heart skip a beat, her appearance seemed to be much more beautiful than before, suddenly remembered something, his heart was slightly chilled, and he forced a smile: "Hey, are you the moon?" Mother or Concubine Yi? Why do I see that you have changed a lot recently!"

While talking in her mouth, she had secretly pinched the magic formula in her hand, and when she showed the appearance of Concubine Yi, a magic talisman was immediately hit on it.

There was a look of surprise on Yueniang's face, and then it gradually turned into a sad expression. She looked at Li Xiaomin for a while, sighed faintly, and lowered her head: "Master, I think I am Yueniang, but recently I have absorbed that bitch. After 300 years of spiritual cultivation, I have become a bit like her, master, you won't despise me because of this, will you?"

This coquettish beauty lay between his legs, while rubbing her smooth cheeks against his inner thighs and his swollen penis, while speaking in a sad tone, Li Xiaomin's mind wandered, and he stretched out his hand to caress her She comforted her, "Okay, I know you are Yueniang, it's just that you have become more beautiful and coquettish under the influence of that pink aura. It's nothing, but, You are not allowed to show your coquettishness to other men!"

Yueniang's face was filled with joy, she hugged his body tightly, and shouted: "Yes, Yueniang only belongs to the master, and she will never pretend to other men!"

In order to express her gratitude, she lowered her head again, lying on Li Xiaomin's crotch, serving him with all her heart.

When she climbed up and slowly became one with Li Xiaomin, seeing the painful and excited expression on her beautiful face, Li Xiaomin almost cried out in comfort.Only then did I know that after the spiritual body is realized, the taste of ecstasy is no worse than that of a real beauty, and it is even more delicate than the skin.

This time, Li Xiaomin played as he wanted all afternoon. Anyway, there was no one else in his house, and there were no other houses nearby. Even if the noise broke out, no one might be able to hear it. Prohibition doesn't matter either.

In the evening, the little eunuch from the imperial dining room came to deliver the meal.The chefs made a few of their best dishes to please their immediate superiors.Li Xiaomin hugged Yueniang and ate and drank until his belly was round, then stopped, hugged Yueniang, and dreamed of Duke Zhou again.

This time, he didn't sleep for long, and when it got dark, Yueniang woke him up according to his instructions, and then hid in the soul-receiving jade, followed him quietly out of the palace.

It was already night, Li Xiaomin slipped out of the palace to find Chen Dexiu, and asked him to take him to see the newly rented house.

Chen Dexiu is really capable in his work. In one day, he has already rented a large house, which covers an area of ​​several acres. There is a large courtyard and several houses inside, but it has not been used for a long time, and it is full of dust.

Li Xiaomin didn't care about it, and secretly ordered General Sha and a group of ghost guards to clean up the house first, and then transport all the gold and silver treasures in Wanfu to the warehouse of the new house.

While secretly calculating how big an army can be built with this money and how long it will last for them, Li Xiaomin is secretly happy. Robbery is indeed one of the fastest ways to get money. With only one vote, his army is expected to quickly built.

As long as there is a chance, I will find the two gang leaders, and pay them part of the general's fee, and use it to pay the army.It's just the training of the army. I haven't helped yet, so I must train the army myself when I have time, and try my best to train them into an elite army.