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The monkey monster didn't dare to hide anything, so he revealed everything about the ghost king of Dongshan, and said that the rats, cows, tigers and rabbits sent last time were all killed by Li Xiaomin, and now the deaf general was also murdered. It can be said that the entire army was annihilated.

As for the deaf general, speaking of it, he used to be a human being who only practiced evil methods and was not tolerated by the world. He was chased and killed by righteous people, so he fled to Dongshan and worshiped under the ghost king of Dongshan for many years.

Only then did Li Xiaomin understand, and he laughed and said: "This Dongshan ghost king will save trouble, if he can't find a dragon to work for him, he will catch a deaf man who can curse the deaf to pretend to be a deaf general, which can be regarded as the zodiac! "

He looked down at the thin monkey and asked, "So, the next one will be the snake?"

The Monkey General shook his head and said, "I don't know. The Snake General wants to ask for an order to come, but what the King seems to mean is that he wants to go on a conquest by himself, bringing all the ghosts and monsters from the mountain, and bringing all the ghosts and ghosts with you to Jinling, and the people in the city, Kill it cleanly!"

Li Xiaomin was startled when he heard that, he kicked over, and said angrily: "What a bitch, how dare you play against me! Isn't it just to kill your brother who is in charge, do you need to be so persistent?"

He lowered his head and asked: "You said other demon generals, why are the first few so stubborn and you are so soft?"

The monkey monster blushed and said angrily: "Who says I'm soft, I'm retreating strategically, so as not to be as knowledgeable as you and lower my status!"

Li Xiaomin was startled, and picked up the

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The leather whip on one side gave him a few lashes severely, until the monkey general's face was full of tears and wept endlessly.

After Li Xiaomin paused for a moment, he heard the monkey monster crying: "To tell you the truth, those monster generals have been cursed by the king. If they betray him, they will definitely die, and the monsters at home will also be hurt. I was not cursed by the king, because the original monkey general died, and the king randomly asked me to be the monkey general, so as to make up for the number of twelve monster generals! I used to be a monkey show in Jinling City, because the monkey show A person passed by Dongshan, and was caught by the king to eat on the mountain. I was lucky, and I was kept by the original monkey general. I was raised for many years and practiced some spells. I was lucky and became a monkey general! Because the king disliked me I'm not good enough, he didn't even bother to give me spells, he just sent me to Jinling to find out information, he didn't pay me much attention at all!"

Thinking of the sad place, the monkey demon couldn't help but burst into tears, streaming down.The anguish of being underestimated by ghosts for many years, and the pain of being bullied by demons, all welled up in my heart, turned into tears, and spilled on the monkey face and monkey body.

Li Xiaomin reversed this time, reached out and stroked its monkey head, tried to comfort the poor little monster who had been bullied, and took a pear from the table next to it, stuffed it into the monkey's mouth, and saw it After taking a few bites, I stopped crying.

He thought for a while, and then asked: "What is the strength of that Dongshan ghost king?"

As soon as the monkey demon regained his energy, he swallowed the pears in three mouthfuls, and said with a smile: "You are asking the right person! Your Majesty's ability is all-powerful, reaching heaven and sea, omnipotent! Last time the Guishan School You are so bold that you dare to conquer the king, guess what?"

Li Xiaomin waved his hand and slapped it on the forehead, and scolded: "Don't be tricky! Tell me quickly, how did they die?"

The monkey monster got hit and woke up, knowing that his life was still in the hands of others, so he didn't dare to talk nonsense, so he said with a smile: "Those turtles and miscellaneous hairs set up a big thunder formation, and a dozen thieves tried to summon the sky thunder , intending to smash our Eastern Mountain, and all the ghosts inside will be turned into powder under the thunder!"

Li Xiaomin was stunned, he knew the power of the sky thunder array, if a dozen or so monks used their full strength, the extremely powerful sky thunder would strike down from the sky one after another, no matter how powerful the monster was, it would be difficult withstand.

The monkey monster was full of excitement, and said loudly: "At this time, our king stepped forward, standing on the top of the mountain with a burly body, holding his hands high, resisting the lightning strikes on the top, and the chain of 81 thunderbolts did not even have a single trace." Hurting our great king in the slightest! Ah, such a great divine power, no one in the world can match it! Great king, I adore you!"

Li Xiaomin slapped him and scolded: "Why are you so excited, are you reciting poems? Come on, what's next?"

The monkey demon shook his head and said with a smile: "After casting the spell, those Taoists lost all their magic power. Seeing our king flying towards him, they all turned pale with fright, and ran around. Our king chased him and killed a It's a mess, that's really a joy!"

He shook his head and sighed a few times, then smiled and said, "We also rushed up and killed a few little bastards. We originally wanted to kill them all, but who knew that those bastards were so fast that they ran away a lot."

He looked up to the sky, and suddenly laughed loudly: "But he didn't run very far. The people from the Yinshan faction had already ambushed them on the way they fled. When they saw them fleeing, they rushed up in a swarm and killed them all. Not a single one was left! Hehe, that battle was really enjoyable, Yinshan and Guishan lost both sides, and we didn't suffer any losses. Hey, let's see who dares to provoke us in the future!"

Li Xiaomin frowned and said, "What is the relationship between the Yinshan faction and you?"

The monkey demon thought for a while, and said: "It should be regarded as a cooperative relationship. Those shady miscellaneous hairs should not be trusted. What the king said, if you believe them, maybe they will sell them at some point. They fought several times later. The ambush killed all the remaining miscellaneous hairs of the Guishan faction, and I myself was injured by the old Guishan miscellaneous hairs. It seems that they have all retreated to recuperate now. We have to take this opportunity to take the Jinling attack Come down, let the Yin Mountain be mixed up, and when you come again, you will get nothing!"

Li Xiaomin wondered: "You are so single-minded, why do you want to capture Jinling?"

The monkey monster shook his head and said, "We don't dare to ask what the king means. Since he said that, it must be reasonable. However, as far as I see, he may not just want to avenge the evil king, maybe there is something else planning."

It frowned and thought deeply.

Li Xiaomin was also a little worried, and asked, "Dongshan Ghost King, is he really that powerful?"

The monkey demon immediately cheered up, and shouted frothingly: "Of course it's amazing! You didn't see the scene at that time, it was really, "Heavenly thunder strikes the top, and the heart is not discouraged, just sweep the Guishan away. The hero of the world, King Dongshan!" , the lofty sentiments are overwhelming!""

Li Xiaomin raised his leg and kicked him hard, cursing: "But I asked you casually, and even started to write poems, you want to be the number one scholar!"

Only then did the monkey monster come back to his senses, curled up into a ball, and said with a smile: "Well, Boss Li, we don't know each other. Would you let me go first and let me relax? Don't worry, I will never let you go. Don't run away!"

Li Xiaomin thought for a while, then smiled and said: "That's impossible. You are still a monster after all. If you don't have these spells to suppress you, I'm afraid you will have to run away. The people under me are mortals with naked eyes. You want to make a monster?" They won't be able to stop you at all. You'll feel wronged here for a while, and when you're free, I'll let you out!"

After all, looking at the dejected look of the monkey monster, Li Xiaomin remembered the words of "the number one scholar" just now, and suddenly his heart moved. He stretched out his hand to stroke its monkey head, and said with a kind smile: "Monkey, you just said that you turned out to be What are you doing?"

The monkey demon said dejectedly: "Didn't your lord just say that the little monkey is a monster!"

Li Xiaomin sighed: "It's not this sentence, it's the previous sentence!"

The monkey monster looked up at him, and said a little strangely: "Before I became a monster, I was a staff who specialized in performing arts on the streets!"

Li Xiaomin's eyes widened and he wondered, "Hey, who taught you to be so educated?"

The monkey monster sighed and said, "Your Excellency also recognizes this man. He is the deaf monster that your Lord killed just now! He often speaks some very cultivated words. I have learned a lot after listening to them."

Li Xiaomin murmured in his heart: "I never thought that even monsters would be so hidden and crouching. If I knew it, I wouldn't have killed the guy. If I caught him and made friends with him, I would chat with him every day and make my blood boil. , and it’s worth it.”

But the demon cannot be revived after death, so Li Xiaomin didn't bother to feel sad for him. He stroked the monkey's head and said kindly: "I remember someone said a famous saying: You'd better do the promising work of playing monkeys! As for the humble job of being the number one scholar Son, leave it to me!"

The monkey monster was stunned, and watched Li Xiaomin walk out of the door swaggeringly. After a long while, he sighed and said, "Is the work of playing monkeys so promising? Later, I will also learn from human beings, catch a few monkeys to play monkey tricks on the street, or earn money." All the money that comes here will be distributed to me, right?"

Li Xiaomin Shi Shiran left from the front door. Before he left, he gave orders to the cell bosses to watch them strictly, not to open the shackles at will, and to buy more fruit for the monkey to eat. As he spoke, he took out a piece of silver, Throw it to the prison boss as funds for raising monkeys.

The prison chief hurriedly knelt down and thanked Mr. Zhongshu Ling for his reward.Such a large amount of silver is enough to buy fruit and bury the monkey.

No.12 Episode Chapter 2 Beautiful Qingya

Li Xiaomin sat in the crystal cave, with a sad face, and sighed to the two naked goddesses floating on the water and in the sky in front of him: "Sisters, if the Dongshan ghost king is really as powerful as the monkey monster said, I think this time is more ominous! When he leads a large number of men to attack, can you come out of the hole, help me, and knock that guy down?"

The goddess of love and desire, whose sexy body was like white jade exuded a faint holy radiance, looked at him with infinite sympathy, and sighed softly: "No! We are all Dharma bodies, and we can't get out! If Dian'er breaks through the fourth Layers of restrictions, take you to the bottom of the restrictions, there are still very powerful restrictions that have not been broken, we still can't fight in real body!"

Li Xiaomin sighed faintly, lowered his head, and murmured in frustration, "Oh, why am I so useless? If I had some skills, I wouldn't be so miserable!"

The goddess of water and softness suddenly said: "Knowing mistakes can be corrected, there is nothing good about it! According to my opinion, you are indeed neglecting to practice, so your immortal power has not been high. However, the method you practice is a very effective one. If we help you, it shouldn't be difficult for you to improve a lot in a short period of time."

Li Xiaomin lifted his spirits, flew up, threw himself on her crisp breasts, hugged the slightly trembling and full of elastic crystal milk, and shouted excitedly: "Sister Shui, help me quickly, I will definitely let you comfortable!"

As he spoke, he leaned towards his mouth, opened his mouth wide, and took the bud on Shuirou Tiannv's chest into his mouth in one gulp, and sucked it hard.

The goddess of water and softness blushed with embarrassment, grabbed the little boy who was making trouble on his chest, threw it into the water forcefully, and said coquettishly: "You are messing around again! If you do this again, I will ignore you!"

Li Xiaomin came up from the water and said with a smile: "My sister ignores me, who will make my sister happy? Well, two sisters, help me improve my strength!"

He paddled to Shuirou Tiannv's side, leaned on her soft and delicate thighs, stretched out his hands to caress her beautiful legs, and even rubbed his face on her beautiful legs, touching Shuirou Tiannv for a while, and sighed faintly: "I don't know." Where is the demonic obstacle, how could it be entangled by you!"

The goddess of love and desire flew down with a smile, reached out to fish Li Xiaomin out of the water, put it on the jade palm, and said with a smile: "Good brother, don't waste time, let us help you now! In the past, your physical condition was not as good as ours. Even if we are compatible, our strength is still too weak; now, our mana has recovered a bit, and your physique has been transformed by us, so it should be able to help you improve your skill. It's a pity that Huo'er's power is too domineering, Otherwise, ask her to come and help, and your skills may improve even faster!"

She mentioned Li Xiaomin, flew to the shore of the lake, put Li Xiaomin down, and said with a smile: "Next time, I will find Huoer to help you. Now, let's use our own strength to help you improve. Let's try."

Li Xiaomin nodded excitedly, and according to her instruction, sat on the crystal rock and practiced kung fu cross-legged.

The goddess of love and desire smiled, watching the handsome boy sitting cross-legged with eyes closed, gently stretched out a jade finger, and pressed it against his vest, a clear divine power penetrated from Li Xiaomin's back Go in, quickly integrate into his meridians, and help him transform his body meridians, so that the meridians will become wider and the celestial power can flow smoothly.

Li Xiaomin breathed calmly, feeling that the huge divine power that seemed to be of the same origin as his own inner power penetrated into his body, which seemed cool and hot, and contained exciting power, making his heart between calm and excited, wandering endlessly.