A eunuch broke into the harem

Empress Zhou raised her eyes to look at him, and smiled curiously: "If it wasn't for that, what else could be done to seal their mouths? I can't think of any good way that is foolproof!"

Li Xiaomin rolled his eyes, and suddenly laughed, and leaned close to her Yuan Runyu's ear, licked Wen Runyu's pinna lightly, and said his idea.

Empress Zhou was so hot from being licked by him, she couldn't help but raised her hand and slapped Li Xiaomin on the shoulder, covered her mouth and said with a coquettish smile: "You eunuch, you have such bad ideas! Forget it, let you go, anyway, I am still strong now." Not enough, I can't accompany you anymore."

Li Xiaomin laughed with her for a while, helped her up, saw her weak and weak appearance, couldn't help feeling sorry for her, carefully dressed her, and looked at the delicate Queen Zhou who was still under the magnificent skirt of Shanhe Geography. So noble, but with a little more lovable and lovely temperament, she couldn't help kissing her again, fumbling with her hands on the Chinese dress, making Queen Zhou panting for a while, hugging this handsome girl who was younger than her own daughter The young man, dazed, kept kissing lightly.

After a long time, the two separated, Empress Zhou was so weak that she couldn't walk, so Li Xiaomin had no choice but to open the door to help her out. Looking at the panicked eyes of the maids waiting outside, she couldn't help but blushed and laughed a few times. Said: "Several sisters, the empress's phoenix body is against harmony, please help her back to rest."

Outside the door, there were five or six court ladies waiting, all of them were beautiful girls, ranging in age from thirteen to fourteen to seventeen or eighteen.Some of the older girls had guessed what might have happened inside, their faces were as white as paper, and they were afraid that they would be murdered immediately if they found out such royal secrets.Hearing what Li Xiaomin said, as if he had received an amnesty, he hurriedly helped Queen Zhou and went to the bedroom.

However, Li Xiaomin did not regard himself as an outsider, and followed them closely, following them all the way back to Queen Zhou's bedroom.

With the support of the maids, the weak and weak Empress Zhou walked into the bedroom blushing with soft steps, and told him to go back without scolding Li Xiaomin.Seeing that Queen Zhou didn't speak, the maids naturally didn't dare to say anything.

Li Xiaomin looked at Queen Zhou's splendidly decorated bedroom, and couldn't help admiring it, thinking to himself: "It's really worth spending money, it's good to be a queen, and the bedroom is much better than Qin Guifei's! When I have a chance, I must be here for a few times. This time, let me also have the enjoyment of a real emperor!"

Following the maids of honor into the inner room, they saw a beautiful and lovely little girl lying on the bed, already drowsy.Hearing the sound of footsteps, he hurriedly opened his eyes and saw Queen Zhou coming back. He jumped up and exclaimed in surprise, "Queen Mother, you are back! You haven't told the story you promised to Anping today!"

Seeing her little daughter, Empress Zhou blushed, and said in a tired voice: "My mother is tired today, Anping, go back and rest by yourself."

Princess Anping pursed her lips and was about to protest when she suddenly saw Li Xiaomin who was dodging behind her. She was slightly startled, jumped up and grabbed him, and shouted: "So it's you, the bad guy! Tell me, you ran to me!" What are you doing in the queen mother's room?"

Li Xiaomin didn't expect to hide and hide, but was still seen by her, so he had to smile bitterly and said: "Your Highness, how dare the villain come here without authorization, the empress called the villain here, and she has something to send!"

Princess Anping has been looking for him everywhere these days, but Li Xiaomin's soles are slippery, always hiding in places she can't find, and her teeth are always itchy with hatred.When I saw it today, I would not let it go. I waved my little pink fist and hit him hard on the head, shouting: "Nonsense! It is clear that you are plotting evil, and you dare to quibble!"

Empress Zhou was shocked, seeing that her daughter and her lover had a conflict, she hastily raised her remaining strength, stepped forward to hug her daughter, and said softly: "Anping, don't mess around, Xiao Minzi was called by the queen mother, and I want him to do something. Little man, why don't you take these maids down quickly and explain what the empress ordered just now?"

Seeing her winking at him, Li Xiaomin hastily gave a deep bow, before turning to kowtow, he turned and left.

Seeing him running away, Princess Anping was about to chase him, but she was hugged tightly by Queen Zhou, and said wearily, "Anping, don't make trouble, do you want to hear a story? The queen mother will tell you!"

The maids saw the strange things and were terrified. They were about to retreat when they suddenly heard the order from Queen Zhou: "You guys, don't wander around, go down with Xiao Minzi, and listen to what he tells you!"

The maids had no choice but to salute and retreat, leaving only the exhausted mother, trying to cheer up, telling the pouting young daughter the story she just heard from her lover, to appease her, who harbored a deep hatred The heart of a girl with deep resentment.

Li Xiaomin walked slowly in the court with six maids in the court, and the maids followed closely behind, feeling uneasy, not knowing where he was going to take him.

Li Xiaomin walked back and forth, but came to the imperial dining room, and ordered all the eunuchs under his command to leave, and no one was allowed to stay on duty here.The eunuchs didn't dare to disobey when their superiors spoke, and they all ran away. No one dared to stay here.

He casually set up a sound-isolation restriction, and standing in the kitchen, Li Xiaomin raised his head and sneered, "Sisters, you all saw what happened today, guess what happened?"

The two older and beautiful maids turned pale with fright, and hurriedly knelt down and said, "What did Mr. Li say, we are all dull women, we are women, we can't see anything

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Li Xiaomin turned his head, squinted at the big court lady who was prostrating on the ground, and said with a sneer, "Oh? Why do I think you are all smart, everyone knows it all?"

As soon as this remark came out, the remaining four court ladies also knelt down, kowtowed and cried: "Eunuch Li, please forgive me! The little girl must keep her mouth shut, and she will never miss a word!"

Seeing the six beautiful girls lying on the ground crying, even Li Xiaomin's heart was as hard as a stone, he couldn't help but soften slightly, and sighed: "Oh, I don't want to kill you, but the empress is really worried! There is no way, I can only destroy flowers with my hands today!"

He raised his right hand in the shape of a nine-yin white bone claw, and was about to insert it on the head of the girl in front, when he suddenly stopped, looked at the pale girl, and said with a smile: "Forget it, it's nothing to worry about." I’m in a hurry. After working for so long, I’m hungry, are you hungry too? Hurry up and cook me a meal, so that I can have the strength to do the errands ordered by the empress!”

The maids were all frightened, only the two older maids struggled to get up, weeping and cooking, the four younger maids realized after a while, covered their faces and cried bitterly, and followed the two elder sisters. Let's cook.

Li Xiaomin looked at it strangely, and said in surprise: "Hey, what's the matter with you, are you not afraid at all if I want to kill you? You are so kind, and you cook for me. Even if you obey three virtues, don't go too far." ?”

A pretty girl of seventeen or eighteen years old turned around from the stove, weeping and crying: "Eunuch Li, since the empress ordered it, even if we escape to the sky, we will not be able to escape! It would be better to die in Eunuch Li's place." In order to save the lives of the family. Maybe the empress can take care of our family for the sake of our years of loyal service, and give us more money for burning and burying, and we will be content!"

Li Xiaomin shook his head and sighed, marveling at the tenderness of these girls.

Not long after, the meal was ready, put on the table by a few girls, brought it to him respectfully, raised their eyebrows on the table, and knelt on the ground to offer it to him.

Li Xiaomin sat down, picked up a pair of chopsticks, and ate the meal served by the girl kneeling on the ground.After eating a few mouthfuls, seeing the beautiful girl kneeling silently crying, she couldn't help feeling miserable, and said softly: "Forget it, don't kneel anymore, let's all get up and eat together! After waiting outside the door for so long, You must be hungry too, right?"

The girls hesitated, afraid to get up and eat with him.Li Xiaomin frowned, and said impatiently: "A few days ago, the empress has decreed that I am now the deputy chief of the inner palace. Apart from the old chief who is sick in bed, I am the largest number in the palace. Do you dare not listen to me?" ?”

The girls hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed, saying that they didn't dare, got up tremblingly, moved a few low stools, gathered around the table, and ate with him.

Looking at the beautiful girls around the table, Li Xiaomin was very satisfied.Think about when I used to eat in the school cafeteria, surrounded by a group of monks, I also dreamed how comfortable it would be if I could eat with beautiful women around me.Now that such a dream is in front of him, he lamented that the life experience is ever-changing, and he is really glad that he has read a lot of fictional historical novels, so that he can be reborn in this happy world in this life!

While eating, these beautiful girls are still looking at him quietly, thinking about what kind of ability he has to make the empress so tired, as if she is more tired than the princess when she goes out.The older maids all heard a little bit about men and women, and seeing Li Xiaomin's handsome face, they couldn't help but blush slightly.

After waiting at the door for several hours, the girls were also very hungry, and there was not enough food for a table.Then some older maids went to cook more, even if it was so, it was a storm, and they ate up all the food they made.

Seeing all the beautiful girls in the room belching, Li Xiaomin also ate comfortably, as if he had regained all the energy he had spent on Queen Zhou just now, so he stood up, stroked his bulging belly, and said comfortably: "Not bad, not bad, your craftsmanship is quite good, and you will often make it for me in the future!"

As soon as this remark came out, the court ladies were stunned on the spot, and then, led by their sisters, they bowed to the ground and cried loudly: "Eunuch Li, help!"

Li Xiaomin stepped forward, stroking their hair and faces kindly, touching them one by one, and sighed: "This matter must be discussed in the long run! That's all, you guys get up first, come with me!"

The girls stood up obediently, wiping away their tears, like a group of lambs waiting to be slaughtered, obediently followed behind Li Xiaomin, walking on the dark road in the palace.

Two little maids walked in front with palace lanterns, illuminating the road ahead, lest Eunuch Li accidentally step on the ground and fall to the ground.

Li Xiaomin walked in the middle, but he was also hugging and hugging, feeling very proud.He simply hugged the two big maids, asked them to support him, and wiped some oil on their breasts and waists, making them blush and extremely ashamed.

A group of people walked to the door of Li Xiaomin's residence in the palace.The eunuchs who were guarding here on weekdays had all retreated, Li Xiaomin pouted and signaled the ghost eunuchs guarding the door to leave.When the two young eunuchs sent by the old eunuch's ghost saw their master coming back, they hurriedly knelt down and bowed, and ran away in a hurry.

Li Xiaomin walked into the bedroom hugging left and right, and looked back at the beauties around him, all of them were youthful and beautiful girls, he couldn't help laughing out loud, hearty and hearty, echoing in the empty bedroom.

The maids lit the red candles, looked at Eunuch Li who was laughing up to the sky, couldn't help but cringe, and said in a trembling voice: "Eunuch Li, you said that you want to save our lives, and you want us to cook for you often in the future, is that true? "

Li Xiaomin frowned, and said: "I said you cook for me, but I didn't say that I wouldn't kill you. In fact, people can still cook after they die and become ghosts. Do you believe it?"

If I had known that Eunuch Li was excellent in immortal arts, then the art of subjugating ghosts would not be difficult.Several palace maids were frightened stupid on the spot, a young palace maid screamed and fell limply to the ground, already fainted from fright.

Li Xiaomin looked down at her, and said with a dry smile: "It's just a joke, do you need to be so excited? Okay, okay, it's my fault, wake her up!"

Two or three court ladies surrounded her, among those who were crying and stretching out their hands to pinch her.And the two big maids supported Eunuch Li's young body, not daring to leave, they could only weep secretly.

One of them, holding back tears, summoned up his courage and asked, "Eunuch Li, there is something unclear about the little girl, please tell me generously!"

Li Xiaomin nodded, signaling to her that it's okay to ask.

The beautiful girl said in a trembling voice: "Eunuch Li is originally a servant, even if he became a bed eunuch, it's not a big deal, and it was a lot of things in the late emperor's time. Why is the empress so important, she must kill our eloquence? "

Li Xiaomin was stunned, feeling greatly humiliated, and shouted: "Go to bed eunuch? You treat me as the kind of bed eunuch with no skills, it's really insulting!"

The two maids were stunned. The girl knelt down and kowtowed in apology in a hurry. The girl next to her supported Li Xiaomin and dared not let go.

However, Li Xiaomin was still angry, and ordered loudly: "The queen has an order: all of you, take off your clothes for me, go to bed and lie down!"

All the maids were dumbfounded, such a decree was unprecedented, and even after thinking about it, they could not imagine that Queen Zhou would make such a decree.