A eunuch broke into the harem

A Eunuch Breaks into the Harem Author: Feng Zhongxiao

brief introduction

Li Xiaomin, a young man who loves to read novels, inexplicably travels through time and space in an out-of-body incident, and possesses himself in the body of a young eunuch in the deep palace, becoming a "four haves" with 21st century scientific and technological knowledge new eunuch.

His new physical condition made Li Xiaomin extremely painful.In his opinion, this is God's revenge for being a eunuch author on Qidian website.So, he began to blame others, give up on himself, and was full of despair about his future life.

Just when his future was dark and he couldn't bear the insult and beating of the imperial concubine, he was ready to fight to the death and accuse this old society of cannibalism and oppression with blood and tears, a turning point suddenly appeared!

The soul of a subjugated princess appeared in front of him, bringing him the hope of reshaping his limbs, and taught him a book of heaven, hoping that he could practice immortality and rescue himself who had been sinking for many years from the sea of ​​suffering.

Li Xiaomin worked hard day and night, and finally reshaped the perfect male body and became a complete man. With the gradual development of fairy art, he has strong power, which is enough to compete with the contemporary mages who have unpredictable magic power.

What the subjugated princess You'er brought him was not only powerful mana, but also the desire to rule the world.In order to fulfill the last wish of You'er's late father, the last emperor of the former Great Wu Dynasty before reincarnation, Li Xiaomin had to agree to marry You'er, who has become a ghost fairy, as his wife, and commanded the souls of [-] soldiers who died in battle in the Great Wu Dynasty. Conquer the world in the chaotic world of disputes and reshape a peaceful and prosperous world!

In the palace, beauties are like clouds.The handsome boy Li Xiaomin, in the inner palace full of slim beauties, couldn't help getting lost gradually, and had strange love affairs with several young and beautiful concubines and princesses. Where will Li Xiaomin go in the future?

Episode [-] prologue

Li Xiaomin's greatest hobby in his life is reading novels.I often rent a lot of novels from the bookstore, and I read them all night long. I can’t even sleep in order to read the novels.

This hobby has been out of control since he discovered literature websites on the Internet. Whenever he is free every day, he will turn on the computer and read novels online until he sees nothing to read.

The novels he read on the Internet are of course not world famous, but stories written by a group of novel lovers. These stories are very attractive, and Li Xiaomin is deeply involved and unable to extricate himself.

After reading novels on the Internet for so long, Li Xiaomin has gradually realized that these novels, including fantasy, martial arts, fairy tales, alternate history, etc., have a common feature that they look cool, which makes Li Xiaomin often fantasize that if the Putting myself in another time and space, with my knowledge beyond the times, I must be able to become a great person, right?And beside a great man, beautiful women are always indispensable, so that he can hug left and right, and enjoy the blessings of being equal...

Whenever he thinks of this, a Mona Lisa-like mysterious smile will appear on Li Xiaomin's lips, and he longs for a beautiful life in another world in his heart.

This Saturday and Sunday, Li Xiaomin stayed up late to read novels as usual, because he discovered several interesting novels and was so addicted to them that he even forgot to sleep. With sleepy eyes staring, he reached for the mouse and turned off the computer.

But he didn't sleep for two days and two nights, which made Li Xiaomin's hands tremble a little. When he was tremblingly closing the page of the novel website, he suddenly fell down on the computer desk and never moved again.

Afterwards, the forensic doctor wrote in his death report: "The young man died suddenly of heart failure due to excessive surfing time."

Episode 1 Chapter [-] Lost

"Damn boy, I'm scolding you, yet you still dare to pretend to be asleep!"

Li Xiaomin opened his eyes, looked over in a daze, and immediately widened his eyes:

The beauty in front of him was a beauty he had never seen before!

This beauty looks to be in her early twenties, with a beautiful appearance. On her body, she is wearing a gorgeous palace dress. Her eyebrows are like spring mountains, her eyes are green, her skin is white and delicate, and her figure is tall. Li Xiaomin looked up from the bottom, the pair The towering twin peaks obviously protruded from her chest, which made him drool, dripping onto his clothes.

"Hey, why are you looking from the bottom up?" Li Xiaomin suddenly thought of this question, lowered his head, and was surprised to see that he was kneeling on the ground, with his knees on the ground, as if he was still wearing strange clothes, already wet with saliva Some.

Li Xiaomin didn't have time to think about why he was wearing this strange clothes, he just stood up immediately driven by male pride, thinking angrily: "She is not my wife, why should I kneel in front of her? "

Standing in front of the beauty with his head held high, Li Xiaomin was about to show his masculine dignity and temperament, when he suddenly widened his eyes, and was surprised to find that the beauty was much taller than himself!

The beautiful woman was scolding him loudly with her brows upside down, when she suddenly saw him standing up, she was furious, raised her jade palm, and slapped him hard on the face.Li Xiaomin felt a huge force coming, and he fell to the ground, tears streaming down his face in pain.

The beauty in the palace costume slapped him in the face, striding over, kicked him hard on the buttocks, and cursed: "You son of a bitch, you just came to my palace and dare to work and be lazy. I told you to kneel on the ground to listen to the reprimand, but you pretended not to hear, and punched you on the head, and you pretended to be asleep, and now you dare to jump up and face Bengong, let’s see if Bengong will teach you a good slave!”

Being kicked on the ass by a beauty's jade feet is not a good feeling.Li Xiaomin couldn't help crying a few times, raised his head to look at her, and then felt strange: why is she wearing ancient clothes?

Li Xiaomin doesn't know much about the clothes worn by ancient people, so he can tell that she is not wearing clothes from the Qing Dynasty. I can't tell whether it is from the Song Dynasty or the Ming Dynasty. I just think that the clothes are very beautiful and gorgeous, and they are made of silk. The workmanship seems to be fine, and everything is the same as that of ancient people.With her pretty face and sexy figure, she looks extremely charming.

If it was someone else, even if they didn't yell in fright, they would jump up and ask: "Are you making a movie?" Then they would be caught as crazy and spend an unforgettable time in prison.

Fortunately, it was Li Xiaomin, a strong warrior who has been tested by online novels. When he saw that something was wrong, he immediately lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead. This time I really made a profit! Ancient beauties, here I come!"

He endured the pain in his buttocks and forcefully kicked him a few times. Seeing that he was not moving, the beautiful woman felt a little strange, so she stretched out her hand to check his breath, and said angrily: "This dog slave, just got kicked a few times. Passed out! Drag him to the internal affairs room, say he disrespects the master, and ask the internal affairs room to beat him with hundreds of sticks to wake him up!"

Li Xiaomin was startled, but still closed his eyes tightly, not daring to open them.A young girl's voice was heard pleading: "Your Majesty, if you beat him with hundreds of sticks, he won't die, and he won't be able to work any more! Now that the palace is short of manpower, it's hard to send this one here, and he can't be beaten to death again. I'm afraid it will be difficult to get someone for a while!"

The beauty was silent for a while, and said angrily: "Come here, drag him to your own room, let him stand there, and wait for him to wake up, then come and get the punishment!"

Only then did Li Xiaomin feel relieved, he didn't dare to open his eyes, and let several women drag him into a room and put him on the bed.I also feel strange in my heart, I am a big man, and my body is not too light, how can I be lifted up by a few women so easily?

Hearing the sound of the door being closed, Li Xiaomin lay down for a while, carefully opened his eyes, saw that he was the only one in the room, and immediately jumped up, looking around excitedly, looking for his way through time and space. evidence.

Inside the room, it was empty, with only a table, a bed, and a small cabinet.Although the house is small, it is made of wood, which is completely different from the reinforced concrete building where I live.In addition, the style of the table and bed is completely different from modern times, and there are hand-carved patterns on them, which are antique and half-old, which makes Li Xiaomin believe that he has indeed traveled through time and space and came to ancient China.

Li Xiaomin luckily found a small bronze mirror on the table, and when he looked inside, he couldn't help being stunned:

In the mirror, there was a handsome young man who looked only about fourteen or fifteen years old.On his head is a slightly taller black cloth hat, which looks like an official's dress, with long hair covered inside.

"Ouch, this is not just an alternate history novel, but also a plot in a reincarnation novel!" Li Xiaomin thought in amazement, looking at the young man in the mirror with fair skin and handsome appearance, several times more beautiful than his previous life, he couldn't help being surprised and delighted , secretly said: "At my current age, with talents beyond the age, it is really easy to stand out in this era! As long as I show my talent, am I afraid that the beauties of this era will not fall into my arms?"

Having said that, he was still a little worried, for fear that others would see his flaws.The most important thing now is to figure out where and which dynasty you are in, so that you can take corresponding countermeasures.

He stood up and walked up and down the room, but he dared not open the door to look out.For some reason, he always felt that something was wrong with him, as if he had lost something important.

If you want to know where you are now, you must first look for clues from what you just heard.Li Xiaomin tried his best to move his mind that was dizzy with excitement, recalling what the beautiful woman said just now, suddenly he was shocked, his face changed color, his whole body trembled, he hurriedly loosened his belt, and only looked down. After taking a look, he immediately fell to the ground and passed out on the spot.

"Brother Xiaominzi, brother Xiaominzi!"

An anxious cry came from my ear, the voice was delicate, as if I was still trying to suppress it, not daring to speak loudly.

Li Xiaomin slowly opened his eyes, and what he saw was a beautiful and lovely little girl, about fourteen or fifteen years old, wearing an ancient dress, which looked like a court lady's clothes.

Li Xiaomin stared blankly at her blushing dimple, looking down from her slender figure, until he saw his naked lower body, he felt blood rushing to his forehead, and he fell into the girl's arms , fainted again.

The little maid came in out of good intentions to see if he was awake, but she saw him with his lower body naked, half of his trousers removed, and passed out on the ground.She was so frightened that she hurriedly stepped forward to wake him up with shame, but he only took one look at herself before fainting again.

The little palace maid was startled and frightened, she didn't care about being shy, she hurriedly carried him to the bed with all her strength, covered him with the quilt, tried to wake him up, and said in a panicked voice: "Brother Xiaominzi, don't go to sleep, what do you want to eat? , I'll help you get it!"

Li Xiaomin burst into tears, remembering that he had lost the most important organ in his body, blood and tears flowed from his chest in misery.After a long while, I tried to control myself, sobbing and asking the little maid about my current situation.

According to the normal steps in Yihun's novel, even though he was in a state of confusion, Li Xiaomin still naturally said that he had been in a trance recently, and some things were not clear, so she answered it for her.

This court lady was young, so she didn't have any scheming, when he asked him, she answered him perfectly.

The era they are in now is very strange, not any era that Li Xiaomin knows.They are now in the palace of the Tang Dynasty. The emperor is also surnamed Li, but he is not a descendant of Li Shimin. In addition to the Tang Dynasty, there are several countries, large and small, such as Zhao, Shu, Chen, and Jin. I have no intention of asking, as long as I know that my historical knowledge is useless in this era, it is enough.

Now that he is in the palace and has such a physical condition, Li Xiaomin basically understands his identity.The little girl confirmed that she was indeed a young eunuch in the palace, named Xiaominzi, who had not been in the palace for a long time, and was assigned to Concubine Yun by the cleansing room after preliminary training, to be at her beck and call.

This concubine Yun, young and beautiful, was a favored master in the past, and her family was also rich and wealthy, so she had a bigger temper, and she would beat and scold her servants.The previous eunuch who was on duty in the palace offended her because of a trivial incident, and was sent to the internal affairs room and beaten to death with a stick.

According to the time when she was favored a few years ago, no matter what happened, the head of the inner palace would obediently do it in advance.It's a pity that the great favor of the emperor has been transferred to other young concubines. Concubine Yun has not seen the emperor for a long time, and the number of court ladies and eunuchs around her has also decreased. Now there are only a dozen maids in the room at her command.It wasn't until the death of the last eunuch who was not transferred away that Concubine Yun realized that there were no more eunuchs available in her room.

As an imperial concubine, it would be too embarrassing to have no eunuchs in the palace.Therefore, Concubine Yun asked the new eunuch from the clean room to do things for her.

Human feelings are cold and warm, and it has been the same since ancient times, so the cleansing room has been pushed back and forth. It is said that there is not enough manpower recently, and it has been delayed for a long time before sending a young eunuch, Xiao Minzi, who has just been trained, to work in Concubine Yun's room.

This is Xiaominzi's first day here, and he was scolded by Concubine Yun for being clumsy, and he knelt on the ground to wait for the reprimand.As a result, after being punched by the angry concubine Yun, for some reason, his soul came out of his body, and then Li Xiaomin's soul traveled through time and space and attached to him.

According to what this kind maid named Lan'er said, plus his own speculation, Li Xiaomin guessed the matter very closely.Thinking of his current miserable situation, he felt a sudden blackness in front of his eyes, and almost fainted again.

He raised his eyes and looked at Lan'er blankly, remembering that she had been looking at him with affectionate eyes all the time, and thought to himself: "Could it be that this little girl has a crush on me—no, a crush on Xiao Minzi? No wonder she is so enthusiastic took care of me."

He didn't think much differently. In the past, Xiao Minzi and Lan'er had a relationship once, and helped Lan'er who lost her way back to his palace, so Lan'er always had a warm feeling for him.