"For me, I'd better take the bus."
"That can't be done," Lu Ping said, "You are so beautiful, you will definitely suffer from taking the bus."
"Will not."
"My son is real too," Lu Ping said with a sigh, "If you were my wife, I would definitely take good care of you, and it's impossible not to pick you up to and from get off work."
"Dad, did you say something wrong?"
"Oh, look at my mouth," Lu Ping said after patting his face, "that's the way people who are outspoken and quick-spoken, they only say weird things. Xiaojing, you are my daughter-in-law, and I will be like my own father." Waiting for you, so don't start to alienate me just because I said some strange things."
"Will not."
"That's good," Lu Ping continued, looking at his daughter-in-law's round thighs, "it feels good to have a car, better than walking or riding a motorcycle. Now that I own a car, I guess I need to find a companion It will become very simple. But if I have a partner, I don't think I can spend more time with you, so I still won't find a partner. "
"Dad, I don't need you to take me to and from get off work, so you better find a companion. It's hard to be alone, so I hope you can find a companion, so that the two of you can take care of each other. If all goes well , Dad, you may still be a father again."
"No way!"
"what?"
"That aspect!"
"Does it mean that there is no way to get a woman pregnant?"
"Look at my age, it's impossible."
"Not necessarily?" Qiao Jing said, "I remember that I read a news about the relationship between grandparents and grandchildren. The male is probably around [-], and the female is only around [-]. In the past, everyone guessed that the male could not let the female Pregnant, but the news that came out a while ago said that the woman was pregnant, and a picture of the woman with a big belly was posted. Dad, you are only fifty, and your body is very strong, I believe you can do it. "
"It can't be hard, why do you make a woman pregnant?"
Because the father-in-law's words were too direct, Qiao Jing's face turned red.
Moreover, she knew that her father-in-law was lying.
Not to mention whether her father-in-law masturbated while chatting with her last night, just at the hotel at noon yesterday, her father-in-law must have masturbated and shot on the door.In fact, Qiao Jing was still thinking about one thing. She felt that when her father-in-law was masturbating in the hotel, he might have been staring at her all the time, that is, through the crack of the door, otherwise it would be impossible for him to shoot all the shots on the door.Under normal circumstances, it should be directly in the toilet.
So in Qiao Jing's view, her father-in-law can not only get tough, but also needs a lot in that regard.
In the absence of a female companion, does her father-in-law often visit the young lady?
After all, at her wedding back then, some guests said that her father-in-law had fled with the young lady.
Looking at the father-in-law who smiled kindly, Qiao Jing frowned even more tightly.
Although her father-in-law is very kind to her, but because she may have delusions about her, she feels that she should not get too close to her father-in-law.
If something goes wrong, it will be a catastrophe!
Seeing that his daughter-in-law was silent, Lu Ping asked with a smile, "Did I say something wrong again?"
"I don't know," Qiao Jing said, "but I know there are some things we shouldn't talk about."
"You went to college, so you should be able to help me."
"What help?"
"For example, help me buy some medicine, or make some soup, so that I can be more normal."
"Dad, what are you talking about?"
"If you say it too directly, you will find it strange. If you say it too tactfully, you will not understand it."
"What's wrong with you?"
"I said I can't even get hard, so I need to take medicine or drink tonic soup!"
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"You can talk to Minghua about this kind of thing, he should understand better."
"He also has this problem?"
"Of course not," Qiao Jing said, "I mean you are all men, it should be better to talk about this kind of thing. I am not only a woman, but also your daughter-in-law, so you shouldn't talk about such topics with me."
"People without education are like this, and they don't have the slightest sense of propriety in speaking."
"It has nothing to do with academic qualifications, it's purely a matter of personal cultivation."
"So I'm a scumbag, right?"
"No, I don't know what to say." After a pause, Qiao Jing who looked out of the window continued, "Anyway, Dad, don't talk to me about such topics in the future, and I know you..."
Seeing that his daughter-in-law did not continue, Lu Ping asked, "What about me?"
Qiao Jing wanted to say that her father-in-law was lying, but she didn't want to expose her father-in-law, so the two of them would be even more difficult to get along with.
Taking a deep breath, Qiao Jing said with an unhappy face, "I hope you can be a normal father-in-law."
"I want to be normal too, but as I get older, many things are not normal anymore."
"Then you can do whatever you want. Anyway, when Minghua comes back, you will move out."
"So you still hate me and don't want me to live with you."
Because she didn't know how to answer the call, Qiao Jing took out her mobile phone from her bag and pretended to be playing with it.
As for Lu Ping, besides looking ahead, he was still thinking about how to please his daughter-in-law.Compared with that bastard Jiang Xue, his daughter-in-law is really much purer, even some nasty words are particularly disgusting.If he was like that flirt like Jiang Xue, he would probably feel ashamed when talking about nasty things.Of course, he also knew that when an innocent woman listened to too many dirty words, she might become more and more used to it, and sometimes she would become unaccustomed to it if she didn't hear it.This is like a woman who has no sex experience and is very unfamiliar when she does it for the first time.But the more times you do it, the skill will become more and more proficient, so proficient that you can easily make a man ejaculate.
As for when his daughter-in-law will change from disgust to habit, it is unknown.
When she was less than half a kilometer away from home, Qiao Jing asked, "Dad, have you bought food yet?"
"I bought them all, and I'll cook for you later."
"You are an elder, so I should cook for you."
"I said something wrong today, so it's still up to me to cook."
"Dad, you're just being straightforward, and it's not a wrong thing to say."
"Then the two of us cook together?"
"also."
Back home, the father-in-law and daughter-in-law who had a short rest were busy in the kitchen.
There was only one apron at home, so Qiao Jing wore it.
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