Chongzhen Undergraduates
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"Don't worry, there are people from Ming Dynasty in the Zhou army, and they will protect us at critical moments." Zhu Cihong encouraged everyone.
"I also left a little refined salt for us to eat." Li Erniu fumbled in his pocket while showing off.
"Throw it away soon. We must eat the same salt as them, otherwise we will be discovered." Zhu Cihong scolded angrily.
"I don't want to eat bitter salt, that thing..." Li Erniu looked bitter.
"You can't kill people, what are you afraid of?" Zhu Cihong knocked over an oiled paper bag in Li Erniu's hand with a slap, and scattered it in the grass.
When there are too many good things, there will always be some bad things coming.Wu Sangui felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach in the middle of the night. In his sleep, he only felt that his lower abdomen was a little bloated, which seemed to be a little flatulence.
This is definitely not poisoning, Wu Sangui is sure.Because this feeling is not too uncomfortable, just want to go to the latrine.
The so-called people have unspeakable secrets, such things as diarrhea are too normal, and Wu Sangui's diarrhea is not pure.This ruled out the possibility that someone had crotoned him.
"Pfft~" Wu Sangui squatted in the hut, and after vigorously releasing a bunch of gourd farts one after another, the filth burst out from the chrysanthemum with a "bang", spraying everywhere.
"How could it cause a bad stomach? This doesn't look like diarrhea." Wu Sangui only hated himself for being gluttonous and eating bad stomach.And this time the sound of diarrhea was too loud, a little embarrassing.He had already seen the guards standing outside the latrine protecting him with their heads down and grinning greedily.
In the first hour, Wu Sangui only had diarrhea for a while, but as time went on, the number of times he entered the latrine gradually increased, and the sound of diarrhea became louder and louder.
It was finally dawn, and Wu Sangui was preparing to raise his account with red eyes and dark circles.As soon as the curtain of the tent was lifted, Wu Sangui saw a group of generals with their waists up slowly walking in.
"Have you all been drugged?" Everyone knew without thinking about it now, someone must have lowered their waists.
"Your Majesty, it's really uncomfortable for me to run around all night last night." Fang Guangzhang was the first to complain.
"Hurry up and arrest all the left-behind people in the racecourse." Of course, Wu Sangui must first suspect that he is not his subordinate at this time.
"Little people are wronged. When General Ma came to the racecourse, everything was fine here. I didn't intend to harm the Holy Son of Heaven." A group of young and strong people knelt in front of Wu Sangui.
"Chuan Ma Bao." Wu Sangui was furious, and in the middle of the message, soldiers from various battalions kept coming to report outside, and all the soldiers were having diarrhea.
Not only people, but even war horses are having diarrhea.If this is not the work of spies, how can it be explained.
"My Majesty, when I took over the Queshan Racecourse, everything was fine." Ma Bao was a little nervous, he was not sure what kind of verdict he was facing.
"Is there any difference in the captured war horse?" Wu Sangui is not a person who is brave and foolish, he quickly made a judgment to find out where is the person behind the ghost.
"All horses are the same as all people." Ma Bao's words shattered Wu Sangui's confidence.This shows that the spies who poisoned were not in Quesan.Is it really by my side?
"Check, let me check them one by one, no matter who he is, don't let any one go." Wu Sangui was furious.
The diarrhea throughout the army made Zhou Jun trapped in the Queshan Racecourse and couldn't leave at all.It's not that Zhou Jun doesn't have the strength to act now, but that Wu Sangui has been overwhelmed by anger, and he's afraid that if he doesn't find out the spies, he will bring more trouble.
If you want to have loose bowels, you can simply squat in the big pit of Queshan and have a good stretch together.
"Your Majesty, the minister has already checked carefully. There is no problem with the food, the water source, and the materials for the horses..."
The spies have been investigating for a day, but the results of the investigation are useless.Wu Sangui thought that at this time, a group of spies must be secretly drugging.
In Wu Sangui's cognition, laxatives are given alone, and it is definitely not related to the raw materials of the food.
In order to catch the spies who gave the laxatives, Wu Sangui decided to take a risk and stay for another day. He believed that under the strict defense of man-to-man defense, the person who gave the laxatives would either stop or show up.
However, another day and night passed, and the entire army watched with wide-eyed eyes, without a possible incident happening.However, the Queshan Racecourse has become a manure field, with a stench everywhere, and all the latrines are overcrowded.
People living here, not only did not alleviate the diarrhea, but showed signs of aggravation.
"This is God's punishment for us..." There have been negative and pessimistic rumors in the barracks.
Although Wu Sangui didn't believe in divine punishment at this time, he already believed that it was an infectious disease similar to the plague.Anyway, Wu Sangui doesn't believe that this incident is what the spies allegedly did. How could a spies poison 10,000 elite soldiers and [-]+ war horses at once?
"It's magnesium sulfate made by the people in the chemical engineering team. They call it Epsom salt, but we call it bitter salt. With such a small amount of troops, they can't kill anyone." Zhu Cihong and a few others squatted in the grass to loosen their teeth, grinning one by one. It was uncomfortable to pull, but everyone stiffened.
Anyway, the chrysanthemum had been rotten, everyone was weak, and even some war horses were losing weight at a speed that could be managed by the naked eye. Zhu Cihong was wondering if so many war horses could carry people to run and fight.
550 Chapter Seven: Wu Sangui Suspects Heart Disease
Two days is fatal to a war. Wu Sangui was delayed for two full days at the Queshan Racecourse, and then Wu Sangui woke up from his dream. The Ming army was deliberately delaying his itinerary.
"Quick, quickly report the current location of the main force of the Ming army. I will see it immediately, immediately, now." Wu Sangui roared, completely disregarding the good image of a benevolent king, showing a ferocious face.
Li Dingguo was thinking of ways to block Wu Sangui every day, how could he miss the opportunity of Zhou Jun standing still in Queshan.
First of all, the two armies from Huguang turned around and marched eastward, heading straight for Luohe; the two armies from the Jianghuai direction were even more desperate, and arrived at Xiangcheng in two days without stopping, only one day and one night away from Queshan.
"Why so fast?" Wu Sangui's face was pale, the situation map of the two armies was already drawn on the map in front of him, and there was not much time left for Wu Sangui to react.
"The whole army is going to attack Xinyang immediately." Wu Sangui didn't care about investigating any spies, he had to move quickly.
"Your Majesty, both humans and animals are having diarrhea. It is not easy to launch a war at this time. My brothers have been stretched for the past two days, and their combat power is not even half of what they used to be." Wang Fuchen told the truth this time. There are no dead soldiers in the army now, but if they have diarrhea for two days in a row, it will definitely affect their combat power.
"It's just diarrhea, and it's not a serious illness. Didn't I also have diarrhea for two days, and just stand here and worry about state affairs?" Wu Sangui was furious, and his words were not kind.
At the same time, Wu Sangui began to doubt Wang Fuchen's intentions. Whoever advises to stay in Queshan will be listed by Wu Sangui as Wu Sangui's key suspects without hesitation.
"Your Majesty, I suggest attacking Xinyang first. Once Xinyang is underway, even if the Ming army catches up with us, there will be a city that can hold us back for some time." Fang Guangzhang stood up to persuade.
"Let's march according to the method Fang Aiqing played." Wu Sangui was very happy, which meant that someone thought of him.Fang Guangzhang's suggestion made Wu Sangui less suspicious of him.
Diarrhea itself is a serious dehydration behavior. If you march and sweat under the sun in May at this time, your body will face hunger and thirst.
"I'm so thirsty." Wu Sangui was already very thirsty sitting in his carriage.Experience told him that drinking a little salt water at this time is good for the body.
In addition, having to work again after having diarrhea, many Zhou Jun only felt that their bodies were already too hungry.Even the master Huotoujun who buried the pot for cooking felt that the salt was too little, and all the people who did manual work ate too much salt.
Salt, two or three times more than usual, poured into Zhou Jun's body, and was then catalyzed by these people's forced exercise.
"Pfft~" Wu Sangui's chrysanthemum exploded unapologetically, and a stench filled the carriage.
"Stop, stop quickly, I'm going to show respect." Wu Sangui was too late, the moment he ran to get out of the carriage, there was a hot stream behind his buttocks, and a sticky foreign object filled his crotch.
He could no longer walk, and the yellow water flowed down his thighs to his heels.
Wu Sangui's face was black and blue, he thought that someone would definitely see his jokes, but what he saw were soldiers of the Zhou army who were squatting in the wild along the road and kept moaning.
The effect of magnesium sulfate was fully exerted, the loincloth behind the horse's buttocks was already dripping with black water, the legs of the horse pulling the cart were trembling, and the horse was also sweating profusely.
Wu Sangui didn't know who he should trust now.Xinyang is right in front of you, a small city with few defenders, seems to be within reach.
"Siege the city and grab the food in the city." Wu Sangui couldn't believe it, it's impossible that Xinyang City is like them.
If it was a big city with high walls and thick walls, the cavalry might really have nothing to do, but Xinyang was really small, and the two-foot-high city wall was no match for a slightly lengthened ladder.The mottled walls looked crumbling.
"Let go!" Zhou Jun's artillery gave an order, and a dozen cannons lined up, aimed at Xinyang and exploded.
"Look, those cowardly Ming soldiers." Wang Fuchen laughed happily when he saw through the binoculars that the defenders who had thrown away their helmets and armor were running for their lives in a panic.
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