Chongzhen Undergraduates

This is the first time Zhu Youjian saw the general's smile.A super fat face, with two mouse eyes, plus a huge rosacea nose, and a small cherry-like mouth, showing a mouthful of brown teeth when talking.The most uncomfortable thing is the bad breath that comes out. It is estimated that I have eaten too much mutton recently, and I have never had a bad breath.

Zhu Youjian didn't want to smell such a stinky mouth, pretended to be sincere and fearful, knocked his head to the ground and said loudly: "The most beautiful woman in the capital is naturally Wu Sangui's concubine Chen Yuanyuan."

"Oh? Do you know where she is?" The chest-haired general put on airs and continued to ask with his head down, making him look like a corporal!

"The villain heard that Chen Yuanyuan lives in the Wu Mansion, and the general can go directly to the Wu Mansion to ask for someone." Zhu Youjian buried his face on the ground, not daring to move.

"Bring these two cooks and prepare delicious food for us tonight. Let's go! Let's go to Wu Sangui's house." The chest-haired general waved his big hand, and these people walked out of the palace gate like a group of savages.

Not long after, the chest-haired general led everyone into the Wu manor like a group of savages.

"Where's Chen Yuanyuan? Tell Chen Yuanyuan to come out, this general wants to see her." The chest-haired general was as strong as a cow, roaring all the way from the gate to the inner hall.Before he reached the inner hall, he saw a short and thin Confucian scholar coming out of the hall waving a folding fan.

"General Liu, King Chuang has told you not to disturb the Wu Mansion, and please retreat temporarily."

"Song Xiaozi, Song Xiance. You don't have to deal with my affairs, you go and tell the eldest brother, I will not rob him of the emperor's harem tonight, I will live in Wu Sangui's house." He looked at Confucian scholars with contempt.

"Liu Zongmin, this is an order issued by King Chuang himself. How dare you disobey?" Song Xiance pointed at Liu Zongmin angrily. Like a child facing the general vulnerability of an adult.

"Donkey ball day, you didn't know you were nesting in that bird's nest when you were hanging out with King Chuang. Get out of the way!" Liu Zongmin slapped Song Xiance's finger away impatiently with a dark face. Twisting his fat buttocks, he swayed towards the living room and barged in.Its movements are done in one go, absolutely without insulting the energy of the word "chuang".

"Clang!" An old man in his fifties came out of the living room, holding an unsheathed sword in his hand, and immediately stood at the door, motionless.

"Old miscellaneous hair, the sky has turned upside down." The strong man beside Liu Zongmin led three or four pawns and was about to pounce on him.

"Slow! I'll come in person." Liu Zongmin reached out his hand to stop the strong man beside him, lightly brought the handle of the knife, and in the process of advancing, he pulled out a single knife and stabbed the opponent's forehead.

"Old General Wu Xiang, be careful!" Song Xiance shouted hastily.

I saw that Wu Xiang was not in a hurry, turned his head slightly, and waved his sword to block Liu Zongmin's vicious stabbing.Taking advantage of the trend, it was a side kick that went straight to Liu Zongmin's waist.Liu Zongmin, who was obese, was very fast, and the right hand holding the single knife slammed down, hitting Wu Xiang's calf with the handle of the knife.At this moment, Liu Zongmin's waist was hit, Wu Xiang's calf was severely smashed, neither side took advantage.Each retreated a few steps, stood firm, and stared at each other.

"Ah!!!" Immediately afterwards, Liu Zongmin slashed vigorously, directly pressing down on Wu Xiang's head.Poor Wu Xiang is old and sick, and holding a sword, how can he face the young and vigorous Liu Zongmin, he can only desperately stick to the opponent's blade.Liu Zongmin saw that he had taken advantage, so he kicked Wu Xiang in the stomach, kicking Wu Xiang all over the place, excruciating pain.While Wu Xiang was clutching his stomach and unable to move, Liu Zongmin strode over Wu Xiang's body and rushed into Wu's inner house with a mocking face.

Seeing that Song Xiance couldn't stop Liu Zongmin's domineering behavior, he had to rush to report to King Chuang.

Zhu Youjian supported Wang Chengen, and just happened to see this scene from outside the door. In order not to let others recognize them, he was constantly smearing ashes on his face at this moment.Still no one expected that the two men dressed as cooks and with dark faces were the two most important figures in the palace.

Just when everyone in the room was in a daze, a melodious pipa tune floated out from the backyard of the Wu Mansion. The sound was long and clear, light and heavy at times, like waves coming from a distant coast.

Everyone, including Liu Zongmin, stopped.Zhu Youjian naturally stretched his neck, trying to look into the backyard.

"What are you looking at? Be careful to dig out your eyes." The strong man under Liu Zongmin threatened Zhu Youjian.

"Slap!" The strong man slapped Liu Zongmin firmly on the face.After the beating, Liu Zongmin was like a devout believer, as if he knew how much music he knew, listening to the beautiful music quietly like a child.

Chapter 3: Round smile

Liu Zongmin moved his legs filled with lead, unconsciously walked around the flower hall, walked through the corridor, and followed the sound of the piano.The group of people behind them also unconsciously followed, and there was no respect or inferiority for a while, and there was peace.

"Huayan looks back at that time, Xiao Lang still sent poems after the farewell; people say that flowers should be planted together, but I prefer to plant trees without branches..." Accompanied by the soft and rapid accompaniment of the pipa, a warbler Beeping, the weak and frail voice came slowly, as if thousands of thoughts and emotions were mixed in the voice.It entangles the strongest mind in people's hearts and slowly burns it.

Step by step, Liu Zongmin walked slowly through several blooming peach blossoms, and came to the small pavilion among the flowers, looking at a woman playing a pipa in the center of the pavilion like an idiot.

Zhu Youjian stepped forward to take a look, and saw that the woman was wearing a slightly purple dress, with a lively bun; a very small melon-seeded face, a small nose, a strong nose bridge, star eyes slightly turned, pupils like black stars Curved willow-leaf eyebrows hung on the tearful eyes, a pair of thick lips that were not too big and not too small, driving the small mouth to open slightly, and the sound of six horses leaning on their horses floated out faintly like a cloud coming out of Xiuzhou.Now Zhu Youjian, who has seen too many beautiful pictures of actresses in later generations, can't help but feel a little heartbeat.

The beauty felt that someone was approaching, she didn't stop playing and singing, she just slightly lowered her head in the direction of the crowd and looked up from the corner of her eyes.A black man with a fat face and messy hair, although his eyes are wide open, but the eyes are as small as black beans; he is poking out a small red mouth, trying to open it to the size of a quail egg, and the corners of his mouth can be clearly seen Crystal clear halazi.

The beauty resisted the urge to gag, and was about to look away, but found a familiar face not far away, and smiled slightly at that face.Because Wang Chengen was standing in the crowd, the famous prince, no one could ignore him.

The beauty's smile made the crowd, especially the men, who rushed into the backyard stunned.When Wang Chengen came out, even Zhu Youjian couldn't stop swallowing, and his breathing seemed a little heavy.

Seeing the other party smiling at him, Liu Zongmin slowly collapsed on the guardrail of the pavilion as if his whole body had been emptied of his soul.The poor fat body was pressed against the guardrail and swayed for a while, the originally thick and powerful arms hung limply on the shoulders like a ball that had been let out of air.

The beauty playing the pipa didn't seem to see him, she got up and packed her pipa, then put on a cloak and walked slowly towards the inner house.

Liu Zongmin came back to his senses and wiped away his saliva, but just happened to see a group of men staring at the back of the beautiful woman obsessively.A fierce look shot out from Liu Zongmin's eyes, and everyone at the scene, including Zhu Youjian, suddenly felt a murderous aura like a sharp arrow.

General Quan is jealous!Everyone retreated quickly, bowed their heads and exited the backyard, no one dared to stay for half a second.

"You don't seem to feel anything?" Zhu Youjian said to Wang Chengen who was imprisoned in the barn with him.

"The old slave is an eunuch." Wang Chengen was expressionless, staring at the sky outside, not knowing what he was thinking.

"A eunuch can be considered a man."

"I used to see Yuanyuan girl often in the palace."

"You mean the one who played the pipa just now is Chen Yuanyuan?" Zhu Youjian was very surprised, he didn't expect to see so many celebrities on the first day of time travel.

"Long Live Lord used to see her every day." Wang Chengen frowned slightly.

"Oh! Didn't Chen Yuanyuan and I have sex before?"

"Which one?"

"That's it, that~!" Zhu Youjian frowned, as if you understood.

"Long Live Lord has never touched Yuanyuan girl before."

"Damn, is Zhu Youjian still a man?" Zhu Youjian muttered softly.Unfortunately, this sentence was clearly heard by Wang Chengen.

"Long live, you are of course a man, the old slave is not a man."

Zhu Youjian and Wang Chengen chatted without saying a word until the sun went down, but no one paid any attention to them.Looking at the Chuangjun soldiers standing guard outside the door, Zhu Youjian felt that he must not be able to run away, so he could only stay in Wu Mansion temporarily.However, it is safer to have Liu Zongmin here than to stay in the palace.

"Both of you, come with me." At noon, the strong man appeared in front of the two of them again, and led them both towards the inner house of the Wu Mansion without any explanation.

"Come on, Yuanyuan, look how good these cherries are. I picked them myself just now. They are so sweet." From a distance, Zhu Youjian saw Liu Zongmin circling around Chen Yuanyuan courteously in a hall of the inner house, holding a cherry in his left hand. A cherry and a banana in the right hand.Obviously, for Liu Zongmin, something like a banana may be a fairy fruit that he rarely sees once in his life.It took a lot of pains to use it to show courtesy.

Poor Liu Zongmin, he offered a lot of hospitality, but he didn't get a face of beauty.

"Come here, both of you, and make some delicious dishes for the emperor, and let Miss Chen have a look." Seeing Zhu Youjian and Wang Chengen approaching, Liu Zongmin rolled up his sleeves and directed them to say.

"I don't know what kind of food the general wants to eat?"

"Two big fat pig's trotters, a bowl of five-finger-thick fat meat, a three-pound roast chicken, and another dish of mutton. They are all my favorites, and Ms. Chen is sure." I like it too, hehe!"

Looking at the fat Liu Zongmin, Zhu Youjian felt that he was completely hopeless. Before Zhu Youjian finished thinking about it, Liu Zongmin's next sentence completely overturned Zhu Youjian's rating of his EQ.

"Miss Chen, you are so thin, you should eat more fat." Liu Zongmin leaned against Chen Yuanyuan's table, trying to wrap his arms around Chen Yuanyuan's slender waist, and said shamelessly.

From the corner of her eye, Chen Yuanyuan noticed a big furry hand that was about to reach out to her, and immediately raised her eyes angrily, staring fixedly at Liu Zongmin's small eyes.Liu Zongmin smiled embarrassingly, and retracted that hairy hand in embarrassment.Zhu Youjian felt that Liu Zongmin's EQ could score [-] points, but now it seems that he can score [-] points.

Chen Yuanyuan glanced at the two people standing outside the door, and said softly: "Let them do it outside, I want to watch them do it now."

When Wang Chengen heard this, his eyes showed anger, but Chen Yuanyuan pretended not to know.

"Yes, yes. According to Ms. Chen's order, you two will do it outside for Ms. Chen to see. If you can't do it well, you will drag it out and chop it up immediately." Liu Zongmin hurriedly helped, adding fuel to the fire by the way.