Journey to the Wizarding World of Hogwarts

In Neon, monks are a very magical profession. They can eat fast, chant Buddha's name, smoke, drink, and gamble, while being calm and immersed in the world of mortals. The salary is not low, and the work is easy. It is a profession that sounds very leisurely.

Therefore, there are also people who pretend to be monks and deceive people. The smarter way is to join the monks and continue to sneak around with their skin.

It really discredits this profession.

Of course, there are also monks who are devoted to the Buddha, as well as ascetics, and you can occasionally see them.

However, more and more people are becoming interested in the life of neon monks. To know how chic their lives are, they still need to rely on a Japanese drama.

"From 5 to 9~The handsome monk falls in love with me~".

It sounds so bloody...

In short, this is a very Mary Sue script, which is quite exciting for the viewers, and...

Miss Ishihara competes high!

Of course, none of this has anything to do with the guy outside the house. He is a real monk. He has to learn the Buddhist method of removing spirits while eating fast and chanting Buddha's name.

Because he could see Miss Yuko's doll, that little spirit body, even though Ichiro was so powerful that even Muggles could occasionally see it, but just now Miss Yuko asked him to go out invisibly to gather information, and the result was Was someone given a second?

"Why does Buddhism restrain magic?" Hermione asked, "I have never heard of such a thing?"

"Because magic spells are emotional magic, and Buddhism is about making people calm." Murakami Takashi explained, "Why many people study Buddhism is because it can cultivate their moral character!"

Robert had a strange expression, "I don't know if Principal Dumbledore has ever encountered a monk before, and whether he can beat them..."

Murakami Takashi spread his hands, "I don't know if Mr. Dumbledore has ever met him before, but I had a conflict with a monk before because of a commission. That guy was annoying. He kept chanting Buddhist scriptures at me, which caused me a lot of harm. All the offensive spells were ineffective, and even some evil spells were almost ineffective against him. In the end, I had no choice but to use the transformation spell to tie him up and throw him outside the police station..."

Robert subconsciously asked, "So the transformation spell can be used?"

Hermione asked, "Why throw it outside the police station?"

Yuko thought thoughtfully, "So, my soul magic is also ineffective? It seems that I am really strong in restraining the wizards."

Murakami:? ? ?

Isn't the point of me defeating that monk?

"What? The shrine has the guts to stir up trouble in the Seto Inland Sea, but doesn't it have the guts to admit it?" The voice outside seemed very angry, and the sound of slapping the door panel was a little louder.

The little wizards looked at each other for a moment, wondering whether they should open the door or not.

"Master, Master! Don't do this! We are outside!" A relatively young voice sounded, with a rather helpless tone, "This is a hotel room. If you break the door, you will have to pay for it, even if it is not a hotel room. , in our own temple, even if the door is broken, it needs to be repaired.

"What's more, it doesn't matter if the door is broken. If the door is broken and the donor accidentally hits the donor standing at the door, we will have to pay for medical expenses. After all, we are considered a violent break-in.

"If they take us to the police station, Master, you will be reprimanded by the policemen again just like last time. Although the Buddha did not prohibit performance artists and the like, they will still have some impact on the reputation of the temple. of."

Well, this is a very verbose little monk. He needs to recite sutras as expected. He can't stop talking.

No, wait, the police station...

The eyes of the little wizards suddenly turned to Murakami Takashi, with strange expressions, as if to say, this guy could be the one you mentioned before...

Murakami was stunned. Hey, is it such a coincidence?

After being stunned for a long time, he raised his voice and shouted with some uncertainty, "Master Liao Chen?"

It was quiet outside the door. Even the nagging little monk stopped talking. Instead, he paused for a long time and then asked uncertainly, "Master, is someone calling your name inside?"

"Ben Le, you must have heard it wrong. How could someone recognize the poor monk's voice without opening the door?" Master Liao Chen would never admit that he also heard that the guy's voice inside was a bit familiar. That would be too shameful. Got it!

For a moment, Monk Liaochen wanted to run away.

However, at this moment, the originally closed door was suddenly opened from inside, revealing a very familiar face!

"Sure enough, it's you!" Murakami Takashi jumped up, "Why is it you, an old monk again! I can meet you everywhere! Are you some kind of roadblock? You will always appear on the path of others' lives. The kind!"

Seeing the guy opposite, Monk Liao Chen was a little embarrassed. After all, last time he started chanting sutras in front of others without saying a word. He completely misunderstood the target. However, the other party just tied himself up and threw him outside the police station, which was already very merciful. .

But at this time, after hearing Murakami Takashi's accusation, even the old monk who felt a little guilty became furious, "What did you say!"

Rolling up his sleeves, Monk Liaochen roared angrily, "Come on, let's compete again and see who can't beat the other! You damn soul exterminator!"

Murakami was also unhappy, "That's better than you, an old man like you who beats people without saying a word and still cries when you can't beat them!"

"You brat!" The old monk stepped forward, the distance between the two of them quickly approached, and their foreheads were pressed together, "Who do you think is crying?"

Murakami didn't show any weakness and pushed hard, almost breaking the old man's neck, "Isn't it you! After I tied him up, he cried so hard that his tears and nose fell out. If it weren't for the fear of being If you suspect that I am beating an old man, should I throw you to the police station?!"

At this moment, Monk Liaochen's young apprentice shouted in surprise, "Does master cry when he can't beat others?" As he said that, he put on a straight face and said seriously, "In order not to embarrass master, In the future, I will lose to Master in actual combat! But Master has to promise me that if I can’t beat you, you can’t punish me by copying Buddhist scriptures!”

Monk Liaochen:? ? ?

Are you really my disciple? Not only did you stab me in the back, but you also took the opportunity to negotiate terms with me?

Hey, kid, you are still too young to understand that Master is Master!

"Benle! Go back and copy the Heart Sutra 20 times! Otherwise, you will go to the Buddhist hall to kneel and knock wooden fish!" Monk Liaokong shouted angrily, "If you miss a word, I will punish you not to eat chicken wings for a month!"

After hearing his words, the young monk was unusually calm. He dug out his pocket and took out one...

Recording pen?

Thanks to the money-hungry guy from Five Elements for your vote~