Journey to the West: The most violent worker in heaven

"See the Judicial Heavenly Goddess, Xiaoxian is the immortal official of the Queen Mother, Zixia! I specially sent an invitation to the Judicial Heavenly God!"

"Zixia?oh my God, you are the Zixia Fairy?"

Ye Yifeng was dumbfounded.

This girl is famous!

"Zixia, where is your moonlight treasure box, can you lend it to me? By the way, and your sword, I can also pull it out!" "By the way

, you must not marry any supreme treasure, he is just a monkey!"

Ye Yifeng said with a crackling sound, ignoring Zixia Fairy's bewildered expression.

You said that you are a man, and when you saw the Zixia Fairy, you didn't pull out your gun, but drew your sword, which is really cheap enough.

"Ahh The Celestial God of Justice... You ......"

Fairy Zixia was frightened.

Ye Yifeng's appearance reminded her of a disease in the mortal world.

Legend has it that this disease is contagious

!"Celestial!What moonlight treasure box, what sword?Celestial, what are you talking about, I don't understand!"

Zixia Fairy and Ye Yifeng kept a distance from each other and said timidly.

"Ah, you don't have a sword, and you don't have a moonlight treasure box?"

Ye Yifeng was stunned.

Damn, I was deceived by the TV series again?

"Xiaoxian can't understand the words of the gods at all!Gods, this is an invitation, Xiaoxian farewell!"

Fairy Zixia fled.

She wanted to go back quickly and tell the Queen Mother that this god of justice was not normal, and she needed to stay away from him

!"! The first time I saw Fairy Zixia, I was sloppy!I was excited!"

Ye Yifeng complained powerlessly.

He suddenly realized that sometimes he knew too much, but it was not good.

He was kind enough to remind people, but they thought he was a psychopath.

The second senior brother is like this, the dead monkey is like this, and the seven fairies are like this.

Well, even if Lao Tzu reminded him of loneliness!

scared away the goddess, Ye Yifeng felt very bad.

He opened the hostess's invitation.

The invitation reads: Three days later, the peach conference.

Ye Yifeng took a general look at the content and was surprised to find that the queen mother's braggadocio was simply amazing.

Under her description, people who have never eaten a peach almost think that they can be holy

!"Ma Dan! Three days later, the peach will be held, and the big drama will be staged

!" "In this way, in two days, the Seven Fairies will go to pick peaches

!" "No! Lao Tzu has to go and remind him again, otherwise he will really be taken advantage of by the monkeys!"

Thinking of this, Ye Yifeng went directly to the Seven Immortals Pavilion.

He can ignore other things, but he must definitely take care of this matter! The

worker's helmet can be white or red, but it must not be green!

Ye Yifeng dodged and came to the Seven Immortals Pavilion.

"Seven sisters, have you slept yet, Brother Ye is here to send you warmth!"

Ye Yifeng entered the Seven Immortals Pavilion openly.

The big boss has spoken, he doesn't have to sneak around anymore, so what is he afraid

of?" "Brother Ye, why are you here?" The fourth princess smiled very sweetly.

"Haha, brother, don't I miss you, come and take a look!" Ye

Yifeng ran to pull the jade hand of the fourth princess as he spoke.

"I'm going to die! God of Justice, don't mess around!" the

fourth princess was frightened, if this was seen, she would definitely not have good fruit to eat.

"Hehe, what are you afraid of! Your father and emperor have agreed!" Ye

Yifeng looked skinless and faceless, extremely presumptuous.

"Oh, what are you talking nonsense, god, if you do this again, you can go out!" the

fourth princess rolled her eyes, she had never seen such a shameless person.

"Yes, don't move your hands and feet! You are the god of justice, the red man next to the emperor, we are not!"

However, they are not angry, after all, everyone Xi is used to it.

During this time, Ye Yifeng did not take them lightly.

Especially the fifth princess, she secretly didn't know how much he had taken advantage of.

"It's all here, it's just right

, my brother has something to tell you!" "What's the matter?, don't think we don't know what you're doing!"

"Poof! In a few days, you will all be my brother's people, and when the time comes, my brother can do whatever he wants, do you still need to think about it?" Ye Yifeng smiled.

"Oh, what are you talking nonsense, god! Tell me something, or go away! It's not the same now!" Princess

Celestia was speechless.

Recently, some fairies in the Heavenly Court have been talking in private, saying that their seven sisters have fallen in love with the Judicial Heavenly God.

There are all kinds of versions, and it's almost like having a baby.

"Okay! That's right, the Queen Mother may let you pick peaches in the past two days! After you go

, don't ask anything, don't say anything!" "Remember, no matter the size of the peach, don't ask, just pick it, and don't talk in the peach orchard, especially not to talk to the monkey!

"Why? Pick a peach and don't even let you speak?"

Obviously, the Seven Fairies were not convinced.

"Don't ask why, if you believe your brother, do as I say

!" "All right! That's it, you must keep it in mind! I'll go first!"

On the contrary, you will leave and they will listen.

No way, people are sometimes so cheap.

Leaving the Seven Immortal Pavilion, Ye Yifeng recalled the plot of the Havoc in the Heavenly Palace.

Next, Sun Monkey will lose his temper and smash the field because Pan Tao will not invite him.

Typically, if you don't let Lao Tzu be happy, no one wants to be happy.

After that, the Jade Emperor sent troops to encircle and suppress, invited his nephew to come, and let him fight with Sun Wukong, and Taishang Laojun still hid in the clouds to ambush.

Sun Wukong was killed like this and went to kill Sendai.

A group of people put on a special show, and finally came to a conclusion: Sun Wukong has a copper head and an iron brain, and he can't die.

Isn't this nonsense

? It is not a problem to kill a few quasi-saints, but it is not possible to kill a monkey?

This story is also believed by Sun Wukong.

Then, Taishang Laojun put the monkey in the alchemy furnace, and the smoke burned for 7749 days.

According to the contract, the monkey cannot be burned to death, and he must be given a pair of fiery eyes.

When the time comes, turn on the Dan furnace.

Boom! The

monkey jumped out in flames, and the frightened Taishang Laojun lay on the ground and fled.

The master also fought hard for his acting skills.

Sun Wukong kicked over the alchemy furnace and entered the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, ranking the immortal class of the heavenly court, and counted one as one, and the fart was full of urine.

Anyway,

the monkey is very enjoyable, and the others are also very enjoyable.

The big boss was even more excessive, in order to win the title of actor, he went directly under the table, crying and shouting: "Go and invite the Buddha!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Rulai made his debut, which was faster than Cao Cao.

Rulai joked a few words with the monkey, snapped, and slapped Sun Wukong.

"Bullshit! What fucking bullshit!" "

Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps all over my body, I really don't know how those big guys act!"

Ye Yifeng really couldn't complain.

Taishang Laojun has a lot of cattle forks, he has just seen it.

The momentum on his body alone was enough to make him, the Taiyi Golden Immortal, tremble.

Sun Wukong, a little golden immortal, can scare his old man?

Isn't this nonsense!

Just when Ye Yifeng despised these immortals in his heart, someone came to him.

"God, brother, why are you still here?"

"Quick, come with me!".