Journey to the West: The most violent worker in heaven

With a voice, an old man with a snow-white beard, a strong aura, and wearing a purple gossip robe slowly walked into the Lingxiao Palace.

As soon as the big guy came in, all the immortals immediately raised their chests and raised their heads, lifted their buttocks and tucked their abdomen, and began to salute.

"See Lao Jun! The saint lives forever!

Ye Yifeng was dumbfounded.

This was the first time he had met a real boss.

The Taishang Laojun of the Heavenly Court Tushi Palace, the doppelganger of the saint Taishang Laojun.

The seniority is big, the status is high, and the cultivation is awesome, and no one dares to provoke it.

Taishang Laojun is the elder brother of the first batch of beings who really opened the heavens.

He has too many names, and every time he says it, it scares people to death.

The eldest disciple of Hongjun Dao Ancestor, a disciple of his own line!

Pangu Great God, one-third of the shapeshifters!

Among the three Qings, he is the most powerful!

He is also the head of the Humanist Sect and the founder of the Mortal Religion!

The whole heaven and earth, it can be said that except for Hongjun and Tiandao, he is the boss!

With the arrival of this big guy, the little brothers below are like cats.

Ye Yifeng was also dumbfounded.

"Your Majesty."

Taishang Laojun nodded slightly, which can be regarded as a salute to the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor hurriedly got up and returned the salute.

Even if the Jade Emperor is dissatisfied with Sanqing in his heart, he still has to do a good job on the surface.

Ye Yifeng was excited when he saw this big guy for the first time.

You must know that although Taishang Laojun serves in the Heavenly Court, he rarely shows up, and he is not like Laojun in Journey to the West, who is still standing in Lingxiao Hall every day.

Senior brother, when he was on the god list, it was to eliminate disasters for his disciples.

People don't occupy the god position of Heavenly Court, and they have always stayed in Heavenly Court, which is enough to give face, what kind of bicycle do you want?

As we all know, when the three religions signed the list of gods and selected gods for the newly established heavenly court.

Yuan Shi Tianzun and Tongtian Sect Master, there are a lot of disciples, and it's okay to die a few.

Especially the Tongtian Sect Master, with a stroke of the pen, signed dozens of disciples to go up.

There is no way, intercepting the immortals to come to the court, and there are many people playing.

But Taishang Laojun can't.

He patronized his own cultivation and had no time to accept disciples.

For countless years, he has accepted a disciple, that is, the famous Xuandu Grand Master.

signed the god list, and the other two sects signed.

If he doesn't sign it, he can't say it.

However, he was just a disciple and had no choice.

Looking at the Xuandu Archmage with tears in his eyes, he couldn't bear it, and finally stabbed him, gave himself a knife, and gave birth to a baby... Oh no, a doppelganger came out.

Taishang Laojun let the points be on the god list and made up the number.

After this incident, the senior brother also learned wisely, and felt that it was not okay not to accept a few disciples.

At this critical time, no disciple is responsible for it, so you can't always let yourself have a baby, right?

Later, Taishang Laojun accepted a few more disciples, including Zhu Gangguan's buddy.

The second senior brother's nine-tooth nail rake is the acquired spiritual treasure practiced by Taishang Laojun.

Later, Taishang Laojun went down to earth, assumed the name Lao Tzu, and received Changmei, who founded the Shushan Sword School.

Lao Jun accepted the Eight Immortals again, and the Eight Immortals also opened the mountain to accept apprentices, and so on.

Counted together, Taishang Laojun is also considered to be a full house of apprentices and grandchildren.

Ye Yifeng thought wildly, and at the same time opened his delusional eyes, intending to see how awesome Taishang Laojun was.

But when he checked.

Suddenly, his eyes ached so hard that they were about to explode, and he was almost blind.

It took a long time to recover.

Just now, he only saw that Taishang Laojun's body was chaotic, and he couldn't see anything.

"Tut-tut! Awesome, the saint is really not simple!

Ye Yifeng was amazed in his heart.

Fortunately, Taishang Laojun didn't target him, otherwise he would have been abolished.

Peeping at the saint, this is like peeping at the female boss taking a bath, you can't kill you.

"Warning! Warn! The cultivation of the workers is too low, and the delusion cannot be used indiscriminately, otherwise beware of blindness! "

The warning of the system, there is a bit of an afterthought.

"Fuck your uncle! Why did you go early!

"If it weren't for Lao Tzu's good deeds, I would have been fooled by you just now!"

Ye Yifeng said indignantly.

"Who can be blamed for this, who would have thought that a person from the Taiyi Golden Immortal Realm would dare to peep at the saint?"

"Who else would dare to do such a stupid thing except you?"

The system was disdainful for a while, and Ye Yifeng was speechless.

However, what the system said was right, he was too self-righteous, and this period of time was smooth, which made him a little carried away.

"Haha! Little friends! Are you peeking into the poor road?

Taishang Laojun looked at Ye Yifeng with a smile.

For a while, Ye Yifeng's heart and liver thumped.

Just kidding, a fart can shatter him, who is not afraid?

"The little god doesn't dare, I was offended just now, please forgive me!"

Ye Yifeng immediately clamped his tail.

"Haha! Anyway!

Taishang Laojun smiled casually, and then his eyes fell on Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Master Guanyin!"

"Don't dare! Master..."

Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to call the master uncle, but when he thought about it, he felt that it was inappropriate.

"Just now, the judicial god was unintentionally mistaken, and the poor Dao testified, can you believe it?"

Taishang Laojun's words with a smile were very shocking.

This Nima, who dares to say that they don't believe it?

Taishang Laojun's operation stunned Ye Yifeng.

This is strength, with strong strength, you can say anything.

He now understood why that phrase kept circulating.

It is a fart for a rich person to be reasonable, and a fart for a rich person to be reasonable.

This damn thing, reflected in strength, isn't it the same?

The Bodhisattva who had just killed Ye Yifeng was now only a promise, "Yes!" The poor monk was reckless and wronged the god of justice! Atonement! "

Look!

Be obedient! How politely it is said!

"Haha! Since it's a misunderstanding, forget it, leave what you're grateful for, and go back! "

Domineering!

Long face!

Awesome!

In a word, leave a gift and fuck off!

Lao Jun spoke, and Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't dare not listen.

"Yes! The poor monk retires! After

saying that, the Bodhisattva slammed the accelerator and fled.

"Judicial God! This Western three-grade golden lotus is not bad, it is cultivated from the lotus seed that received the treasure, so you can accept it! "

For Ye Yifeng, Taishang Laojun has another attitude.

This made everyone present envious, and at the same time, they were also speculating about the relationship between Taishang Laojun and Ye Yifeng.

Especially the Jade Emperor!

The expression on the big boss's face now is like eating a dead child.

Disgusting!

Dystocia!

Constipation!