Journey to the West: Reform of the Underworld and the Start of Developing the Internet

"Excuse me, what do you think about the fact that the ghost messengers in the underworld have deposits of up to 10 billion gold bricks?"

A young man's voice sounded in the video.

At the same time, a beautiful female monk appeared in the video!

She was suddenly stopped on the side of the road and asked this question.

The female monk was stunned for a moment, and then she laughed out loud.

"Of course I just sat and watched! No one really thought this was true, did they?"

"Why do you say that?"The man asked curiously.

The nun smiled contemptuously:"This is obvious!"

"All the ghost messengers I have seen active in the human world are dressed in tattered clothes and look like beggars."

"It looks just like it had just crawled out of a garbage dump and hadn't taken a bath in millions of years. It looks so shabby, how could it have gold bricks?"

""Then what do you think of the ghost messengers in the underworld?" the male voice asked again.

This time the female monk thought for a while before saying,"I think only those souls who can't make it in the netherworld are willing to be ghost messengers in the underworld, right?"

"His life was a mess before he died. He failed in business, failed in the imperial examinations, failed in cultivating immortality, had a bad character, and accomplished nothing!"

"To use a very fashionable term on the Internet now, only those who have no special skills and are extremely mediocre in life will choose to be ghost messengers after death."

"Such people are always lazy and are basically garbage among the creatures in the three realms."

"Shocked? Why do you say that?"

The male voice seemed to be frightened by the female monk's words, and the video was shaking slightly.

"Do you know the Ten Yamas of the Underworld? According to gossip, the leader of the Ten Yamas, King Qin Guang, was only wearing a pair of pants to cover his body during filming!"

"If the leader of the Ten Yamas is like this, what future can ordinary ghost messengers in the underworld have if they follow such a boss?"

The video ends here!

Fengdu was silent, but King Qin Guang was completely frozen.

His face was flushed with anger, his palms were shaking slightly, and the ghost energy on his body was surging uncontrollably. He even pinched his phone into cracks without knowing it.

All this showed how bad King Qin Guang was at the moment.

""Your Majesty! This is simply slander, slander, they are slandering me!!"

He was anxious, anxious, and completely anxious.

Listen, is this human language?

What does it mean that those who are willing to be ghost messengers are losers in life?

What does it mean that he only wore a fig leaf during the filming?

He was obviously dressed neatly. How dare they spread rumors about him on the Internet?

This is no longer just an eye drop for the underworld, but they want to shit on his head.

When has he, King Qin Guang, ever suffered such humiliation!

Really, he is also a big director who can earn tens of billions of gold bricks with a movie, how could he not even have a decent set of robes?

Slander, this is a complete slander!

"This is even more of a slander against our underworld. I suggest deleting the video immediately and permanently banning the video account!"

King Qin Guang said in hatred:

"At worst, we must lure the soul to the underworld and give it a thorough interrogation!"

"Banning the account? And seducing the soul?"

Fengdu raised his eyebrows noncommittally,"Doesn't that mean that you have confessed yourself? You have fallen directly into the trap of Buddhism?"

Fengdu was too lazy to expose this fishing law enforcement routine of Buddhism.

"In addition, I want to ask, is the salary that the underworld pays you really not enough for you to spend? How long will you wear this fig leaf?"

Fengdu pointed at the crotch of King Qin Guang, with a look of pain on his face.

He really didn't expect that King Qin Guang would embarrass the entire underworld to the three realms because of a fig leaf.

King Qin Guang looked down and his old face turned red on the spot.

"No, Your Majesty, please listen to my explanation.……"

"No! I don't want to listen!"

Fengdu refused directly! Then he changed his voice and talked about another matter seriously:"How long has it been since the uniforms of the ghost messengers in the underworld were changed?"

"Ten thousand years, or one hundred thousand years?"

"Does our underworld really need that little bit of incense?"

"No, it's for the festival.……"King Qin Guang wanted to refute.

Fengdu directly burst out with the pressure of a quasi-saint, and his fists were a little hard.

"Stop... talking to me about being frugal!"

"I don’t want the many ghost emperors, demons and ghosts to be wearing fig leaves when I hold the next regular meeting!"

"I don't want this kind of thing to happen a second time, you know what I mean?"

"Understand, understand, understand."

"Correct it immediately, correct it immediately!!"

King Qin Guang wiped the cold sweat rolling down his forehead, and was so scared that he was at a loss, and he made promises again and again.

King Qin Guang regretted on the surface, but in his heart he had already scolded the video publisher and the Buddhist sect.

Really, his underworld has always advocated frugality, and it has nothing to do with your affairs in the world of the living. The damn Western bald donkey is quite nosy.

It's really infuriating!

……

After leaving Fengdu, King Qin Guang immediately summoned the other nine Yamas to have a heated discussion about this matter.

The hot-tempered City King spoke first:"I think that Western bald donkey is just a dog catching a rat and meddling in other people's business. What does it have to do with him if I wear whatever I want in the underworld?"

King Chujiang snorted in dissatisfaction:"Don't you want to change? Or are you not going to change?"

"I don't know who they are, they are simply bringing shame to our underworld."

King Qin Guang squinted and said,"Why not just say my name when you are so vague?"

Seeing the slightly awkward atmosphere,

King Yama quickly stepped forward and said something fair:"It's not the fault of those ghost messengers. Our underworld did have limited funds before, so it's inevitable that we were a little careless about clothing."

"Since His Majesty asked for a correction, let's quickly come up with a set of suitable clothing samples today!"

As King Yama brought the topic back on track, the Yamas began to discuss the design of the new uniforms for the underworld ghost messengers.

After much discussion, everyone's opinions were irrelevant.

The City King wanted the color of molten flames, the Wheel King liked the literary style, and the Qin Guang King thought the current style was good.

Suddenly, the Equal King stopped everyone's quarrel and gave a suggestion of his own!

"Do you think the clothes worn by the actor who plays Ma San in"Bull Demon: The Richest Man in Qingqiu" are pretty good?"

"That dress is really nice, and I designed it according to the text given by your majesty." Qin Guangwang said.

Hearing that His Majesty Fengdu was also involved, the Yamas paid more attention to it and immediately rewatched the film.

After a long time, the Urban King carefully put forward his opinion:"Are these glasses a bit girly?"

"Wearing it on a ghost messenger doesn't look domineering at all, but rather has a bit of the flavor of a civilian."

When the Urban King said this, many Yamas nodded frequently.

Indeed, although Ma San only appeared in the film for a few minutes, he left a deep impression on the audience about what it means to be an elite.

"How about changing it to black?"

The King of the Wheels suggested,"It should be serious, domineering, and look like no strangers are allowed in.""

"I think there can be"

"I agree too!!"

The proposal was quickly passed, and the meeting fast-forwarded to the next topic:

"What about the women's?"

"How do you differentiate the quality of the ghost messengers?"

"High heels, black stockings, JK short skirt and twin ponytails, how about it?"King Qin Guang blurted out instinctively.

The Yamas looked strange and looked over at him.

Although they didn't quite understand.

But, King Qin Guang, you are wrong!

Very wrong.