Journey to the West: Reform of the Underworld and the Start of Developing the Internet

I would like to ask: What should I do if I am in heaven but feel like I am in hell?

Yue Lao is facing such a very realistic problem nowadays.

Faced with the gradual reform of heaven towards hell, especially facing the marriage quota assigned to him by the Moon Star God, Yue Lao is completely numb.

Since when did the matchmaker also have performance quotas?

Suddenly, Yue Lao felt that the iron rice bowl in his hand was not so good.

The four heavenly masters recited for a long time, although a large part of them were copied... ahem, but does this also mean that the Jade Emperor is here for real this time?

This... this... is really unexpected.

"All the above matters must be implemented by all departments immediately without any mistakes."

The four great celestial masters breathed a sigh of relief and immediately withdrew, leaving enough room for the ministers in the hall to think.

The immortals frowned deeply, their faces changed from time to time, and their eyes met left and right.

For a long time, no one spoke.

In the end, it was the Grand Marshal of the Army, Li Tianwang, who was pushed out!

"Your Majesty! Heaven is not like the underworld. The boat is small and easy to turn around. This matter is of great importance. It is indeed a matter of tethering. Your Majesty, is this action ill-considered?"

"Li Tianwang, I am the master of the Three Realms, the Jade Emperor who is in charge of the Heavenly Court. Don’t I have the right to carry out reforms?"

The Jade Emperor raised his brows slightly, and his face was full of dissatisfaction.

Last time, he was going to go to Laojun to beg for alms and set up an Internet in the Heavenly Court, but who knew that Taishang Laojun directly began to announce to the public that he was in seclusion.

This made the Jade Emperor see what the world is like.

As the saying goes, the mountain will fall if you rely on it, and it is better to rely on yourself than to rely on others.

As the Jade Emperor who has experienced 132 million disasters, what scenes has he not seen?

After experiencing the initial shock, confusion, panic, and complete failure.

The Jade Emperor quickly restarted his brain that had not been used for a long time, and calmly analyzed the current situation.

The various changes that have taken place in the entire Three Realms can be summarized in one sentence..

The eldest and the second oldest were fighting, the third oldest jumped out to mess things up, and the fourth oldest died.

That’s right, the fourth oldest is the Heavenly Court. It took less than a year for the Underworld to take action, which is only a day and a night in Heavenly Court time.

The number of believers that Heavenly Court has collected from the lower world is already very few, isn’t this a death?

And it was a sudden death!!

The Heavenly Court Internet is destined to be built too late. If he wants to break the situation, he can only find another way and completely open up the situation.

Since the Underworld can shamelessly start selling underworld intelligence, it is reasonable for him, the Heavenly Court, to set up a Heavenly Court Daily, right?

Since the Underworld dares to change the City God Temple into the City God Mall, shouldn’t the Land God Temple under the Heavenly Court be changed?

"Your Majesty, the Jade Emperor,……"

Li Tianwang wanted to say more, but was interrupted by the Jade Emperor with a wave of his hand:"That's enough, stop talking!"

"Li Tianwang, understand your current position. You are standing in this hall, and you are the Grand Marshal of the Heavenly Court. When you think about everything, you should put the interests of the Heavenly Court first. Don't let other identities hinder you from making rational judgments."

"I have made up my mind on this matter and will not discuss it."

"This time, I asked all the ministers to be present to formally inform you of this matter, not to discuss it!"

The Jade Emperor did not show off his power this time. One day in heaven is one year on earth, and he did not have much time to waste.

The Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li opened his mouth, but had no choice but to retreat.

The Jade Emperor had already begun to doubt his loyalty, and it would be very dangerous if he continued to talk like this.

"Your Majesty wants to work hard to govern the country, which is naturally a blessing from heaven and earth!"

The God of Wealth stood up respectfully at this time, bowed slightly, and then raised his question in a sincere manner:

"But Your Majesty, we don’t have the Internet in Heaven. Even if the Heaven Daily is successfully created, how can we profit from it?"

"You can't send gods to the lower world, or the gods of the land and mountains to spread the word, right? That's really too slow!!"

Although he is working for nothing now, the God of Wealth Zhao Gongming asks himself if his work attitude is still okay.

At least, he loves what he does.

When Zhao Gongming said this, all the ministers nodded, and there seemed to be voices opposing the new law.

However, the Jade Emperor was not angry this time. Instead, he raised the corners of his mouth slightly, with a little bit of joking:"You are the God of Wealth, but you don't even understand the way of business?"

The God of Wealth Zhao Gongming was stunned:"Please correct me, Your Majesty!"

Only to hear the Jade Emperor continue:"Nowadays, the mobile phones of the Three Realms, the Taoist immortal machines, and the Buddhist Buddhist music are doing the Internet on the surface, but they are actually doing content"

"Content determines everything. Good content is what the three realms need. It is as easy to harvest faith and incense as to take something out of your pocket."

"Movies about the underworld, Taoist calculations, and Buddhist interests are all part of the content."

"And speaking of content, who in these three realms can compare to my Heaven?"

"The Heavenly Court and these three parties are in a supply-demand relationship, and now, the offensive and defensive situation has changed."

The Jade Emperor spoke very excitedly, but the ministers were all confused!

Something is wrong, something is wrong, it is too wrong.

Is this still their Jade Emperor who only knows how to drink and have parties?

When it comes to strategic theories, people can't think of any reason to refute it for a while.

It must be fake!!

Quickly return their original Jade Emperor!!

Not to mention the ministers, even the Queen Mother looked at the familiar yet unfamiliar Jade Emperor beside her, and her eyes were full of brilliance.

A serious man, so handsome!!

"However, if we publish the Heavenly Court Daily to the creatures of the three realms, will it damage the dignity of Heavenly Court?"

Some ministers still did not give up and immediately stood up to refute.

The Jade Emperor smiled contemptuously:"Why can't Heaven do what the underworld can do?"

Originally, the Jade Emperor did not want to be so shameless. Wouldn't it be better to continue to maintain the demeanor of the immortal?

But who let the underworld have already pulled the immortals down to a very low level? If

Heavenly Court does not come to its rescue, let alone eat meat, even a drop of soup will not be available.

"The daily report of the Heavenly Court was sent to the three parties of Taoism and Buddhism in the underworld. The incense offerings from them would be severely cut. How could this be done?"Some people were still indignant.

"How to gain as much benefit as possible for the Heavenly Court, isn't this something that you ministers should consider? Do you still need me to teach you?"

The Jade Emperor raised his eyebrows slightly, with a scrutinizing look in his eyes.

"Or are you just good at flattering others but when it comes to actually doing things, you are just farting and adding fuel to the fire?"

"We, the ministers of heaven, can't be inferior to the King of Hell, right?"

"No way, no way?"

The immortals' faces were slightly hot, their mouths twitched, and they stammered for a long time, and no one dared to speak.

The Jade Emperor's words were like slaps on the faces of the ministers in the hall.

At the same time, it was officially announced: the days of peace and stability in the Heavenly Court are gone forever!

Next, the development of the Heavenly Court will gradually move towards pragmatism, and the original meaningless flower-viewing banquets and singing and dancing will become a thing of the past.