"What? 50 incense ingots?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it!!"
"I had so many roles, why did I only get less than five dollars? Isn’t this bullying an honest person?"
"Why does the underworld give the God of Wealth so much? No, I want to settle accounts with the underworld!"
Just as the ministers in the halls had not recovered from the shock brought by this exaggerated participation fee, a few angry dog barks suddenly sounded in the hall, which immediately shocked the whole audience.
Soon, the gods saw a black whirlwind rushing out from under Nezha's feet and disappeared at the South Heaven Gate in an instant.
The gods:"……"
Nezha:"……"
The scene was extremely awkward!
The Jade Emperor stared at the God of Wealth Zhao Gongming in the center of the hall, and then shifted his gaze to Nezha. His eyes were red and his whole body was shaking slightly with anger.
His lips moved for a long time, but he didn't know what to say for a while.
What to say?
The God of Wealth Zhao Gongming had made it very clear. If the Heavenly Court didn't raise wages, then don't blame him for going out to get extra money. There was nothing wrong with his job. Why should he care what his subordinates did after work?
As for the Roaring Sky Dog that just ran out of the door, it was his nephew's dog.
In the Heavenly Court, he, the Jade Emperor, had few direct descendants. If he killed it, his relationship with Erlang Shen would probably have no room for easing.
That's all!
Tired, destroy it.
Whatever you want!
The Jade Emperor looked dejected, leaning back on the chair, and his whole body was a little paralyzed.
The wind today was really very noisy, blowing his eyes into a small pond.
So what?
He just drank for a long time and watched the fairies dance for a while.
He, the Jade Emperor, has gone through many calamities and has been diligently managing the Heavenly Palace every day, but he can't even enjoy himself for half a day?
How can the Three Realms change so suddenly?!
Seeing that the situation had come to a standstill, the Tota Li Heavenly King immediately pointed at Nezha's nose and angrily snorted:
"You bastard, why don't you kneel down? Who told you to bring the demon dog from the lower world to the palace without permission? You really have no rules at all. In your eyes, where are the laws of heaven?"
Tupa Li Tianwang kicked Nezha on the knee and knocked him down to his knees in the hall.
He immediately stood up, took two steps forward and bowed, saying:"Your Majesty, Nezha is really naughty. I beg Your Majesty to hand him over to me for handling. When I go back, I will definitely discipline this rebellious son."
Nezha:"???"
Nezha looked at his father with a look of shock.
Good fellow, this is a personal revenge, right?
Seeing that no one is taking the blame, the father is just pitting his son like this?
However, the Jade Emperor had already wandered away in his soul, and fell into a confused and weak state of a sage. How could he care about the little game between the Li family father and son?
In the end, Taibai Jinxing slowly stepped forward and reminded the Jade Emperor:"Your Majesty, you still have to put the overall situation first!"
"The situation in the three realms is now turbulent, and the fortune of the Heavenly Court has dropped to the freezing point. If the gods don't want to come up with new ways to generate income from incense, they may really have to starve."
Speaking of this, Taibai Jinxian also looked distressed, with slightly red eyes.
Before the underworld came out, the Heavenly Court was holding the rain neck of the mortal world to collect incense from faith, which was trouble-free, worry-free and labor-saving.
Although the incense they got was barely enough to receive a minimum living allowance, the gods still lived their lives.
No one thought much of it.
But everything is afraid of horizontal comparison.
What is the situation of the underworld now?
Making a mobile phone and selling it to the four continents, making incense is like letting the river water open, with a large amount of food to satisfy his hunger, and he was a little wet just looking at it.
"What else can you do? The merits of the underworld are all being sold, so are we going to sell the immortal officials?"
The Jade Emperor looked at Taibai Jinxing, his close minister, coldly, with a bit of gunpowder in his tone.
It was this old guy who suggested sitting on the mountain and watching the tigers fight. As a result, the three forces of Buddhism, Taoism and the underworld just wrestled, and the Heavenly Court became the one that was affected.
This is really... I never expected it!
"This... I don't know for the time being!"
Taibai Jinxing said in an embarrassed tone. Seeing that the Jade Emperor's brows were gradually frowning, he quickly said:"Perhaps we can follow the example of Taoism and Buddhism.……"
Upon hearing this, the Jade Emperor sat up slightly, his eyes narrowed.
The Jade Emperor was naturally well aware of the various tricks that Taoism and Buddhism had played in the lower world.
It's easy to say that they copied homework.
But where does the money come from?
The Taoist [Daoji] and [Tianji Suan] are all built with real gold and silver.
To cover the three realms and process massive amounts of information flow, this is not the focus of the mainstream magic weapons in the prehistoric world.
In other words, if the Heaven Court copied homework, it must also create a similar acquired treasure.
The Heaven Court cannot compare with the rich family background of Taoism. It has technology and resources, and it has everything.
The Heaven Court lacks both technology and materials.
The Jade Emperor glanced in the direction of Taishang Laojun next to him, ready to open his mouth to beg for alms.
As a result, he found that there was no one there, and the person had disappeared long ago.
No, Laojun has been absent from work for a long time.
The Jade Emperor was furious:"Dismiss the court!"
"Let me discuss this matter with Laojun and then make a decision"
……
Lingshan Great Leiyin Temple!
Tathagata closed his eyes and meditated, his hands kept moving the magic formula back and forth, and after a long time, he finally opened his eyes.
"Amitabha!"
"Buddhism is now in a precarious situation, with life and death at stake. Do you have the compassion to be with the Buddha?"
The faces of the Buddhas were solemn, but they all nodded.
"Ksitigarbha said, if I don't go to hell, who will? I guess my old bones are not much worse than his."
The ancient Buddha Rāhula also spoke at the right time to support the Tathagata Buddha himself!
"Everyone, our Buddhist sect is about to usher in an unprecedented change. Since you are all willing to be with the Buddha, from now on, our Buddhist sect will never allow any noise other than the current Buddha to appear."The face of the ancient Buddha, Rāhula, was stern, and his eagle-like eyes swept over the diehards who used to support him, and the warning was evident in his words.
After watching the video released by the underworld, we can get a glimpse of the leopard through the tube. Although we don’t know the whole picture, we can tell the Spring and Autumn Period! With a slight calculation with his fingers, he knew that the underworld was planning something big.
As a veteran in Buddhism, the ancient Buddha Rāhula clearly understood that it was time for Buddhism to go all out.
The factions in the sect that had various small ideas in mind should be dealt with.
The signs of internal strife should be ended here.
For a long time to come, the biggest goal of Buddhism will be development, and any stumbling blocks that hinder the development of Buddhism will be ruthlessly eliminated.
"Follow my Buddhist teachings."
All the Buddhas bowed again!
This showed his attitude, and the ancient Buddha Dipankara nodded slightly, then slowly stepped back and gave the main seat to Tathagata.
Tathagata smiled slightly, stepped forward, and announced loudly:"In this case, then I declare that the Internet belonging to our Buddhist sect will officially begin construction today."
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