Billions of incense and gold bricks, once they appeared, they were a king bomb. For the first time, countless immortal sects, demons and devil kings had a radical change in their impression of the underworld.
Is this still a poor family?
Is this still the underworld that anyone can set foot on?
Then what are these demon kings who are almost fighting their dog brains for that little bit of practice resources?
Beggars?
The Bull Demon King was a little autistic.
Think about his Niu family, whose influence spread all over Xiniu Hezhou, and their business of long-distance shipping in the four continents.
Naturally, they are not short of money.
But the family fortune accumulated after ten years of hard work is not even comparable to this little bit of the underworld.
""Dad! Is Grandpa also working in the underworld?"
Listening to Red Boy's longing words, Bull Demon King became even more autistic.
Since his debut, Niu Qiqiang has been living a life of luxury, so how could he have any distinguished ancestors?
As if she saw her husband's embarrassment, Princess Iron Fan rolled her eyes at Bull Demon King, covered her mouth and laughed so hard that she shook with laughter.
"Your father is much older than the Bull Head, so don't talk nonsense."
This made the Bull Demon King's face turn redder.
Good fellow, is this woman trying to sneer at him because of his age and physical decline?
Humph, tonight I will let you try out the new knowledge I have learned.
……
The huge amount of incense and gold bricks not only made many demon kings collectively autistic, but also made many Bodhisattvas in the Western Heaven Buddhism feel sour.
Even Elder Tang, who was indifferent to fame and fortune, couldn't help but close his eyes and chant"Amitabha" when he saw the golden yellow and white things.
""Brother Monkey, when you were causing trouble in the underworld, didn't you take some money?"
Zhu Bajie's saliva flowed all over the floor. He looked at his elder brother with a look of hatred for him.
He went to the underworld but didn't steal incense. He only cared about eating peaches when he was staying with the fairy. This monkey is really hopeless.
"Go away! Don't talk nonsense! I have a good relationship with the underworld! How could I do such a sneaky thing?"
Sun Wukong said slyly: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense.
In Sun Wukong's eyes, the underworld is not showing a movie, but showing off its muscles to the sentient beings of the three realms. If he rushed in at this time, it would definitely not be like 500 years ago.
With only these 10 billion gold bricks, he would be smashed to death.
"Hey! Junior Brother Sha! You have seen big scenes before. When you were working in the Heavenly Palace, have you ever seen such a scene?"
Sun Wukong looked at Sha Wujing. Before the latter could speak, Zhu Bajie's big mouth shouted
"He's the only one who's seen such a big scene? Big Brother, forget it! You should ask me about this."
"Oh~ In that case, my two brothers, please tell me quickly, how does the Heavenly Palace compare to the Underworld?"Sun Wukong asked anxiously.
After being suppressed by the Five Finger Mountain for 500 years, Sun Wukong has basically figured out many things.
At the beginning, it was not that the Heavenly Palace could not take him down, but that the Buddhist sect was behind him to protect him.
It was not enough to offend the Heavenly Palace, and now the Underworld appeared, Sun Wukong felt a huge pressure.
""Big Brother, it's hard to say whether it's Heaven or Hell."
Sha Wujing thought for a moment and said,"In terms of combat power and foundation, Heaven is naturally better!"
"The Heavenly Palace not only has heavenly soldiers and generals, but also has the strong support of Taoism behind it, which are conditions that the Underworld does not have."
"However, if we talk about financial resources alone, I guess even ten heavens combined are no match for the underworld."
"Oh~ So, the underworld is just a useless wax spear?" Sun Wukong was overjoyed.
Zhu Bajie glanced at Sun Wukong with a smile, and poured a basin of cold water on his head without any courtesy:"Humph! Monkey brother, I don't agree with what you said. Most of the ghost officials in the underworld practice the way of ghost immortals, and their damn incense represents their cultivation, do you understand?"
"We have to practice step by step, but they just spend money directly. We can't even catch up to that level."
"It won't be long before the millions of soldiers in heaven are nothing."
"Really, when I was Marshal Tianpeng, my salary hadn't increased in thousands of years. That old Jade Emperor is really not good at doing things!"
Zhu Bajie kept talking and couldn't help but scold his former boss again.
"Besides, the King of the Underworld has the cultivation of a quasi-saint. You and I, who are not even Daluo, can be crushed to death with just one finger."
As the Marshal of Tianpeng, Zhu Bajie had access to a lot of high-level information and knew everything about Sun Wukong.
Everything was a trap set for this monkey.
At this time, seeing that Sun Wukong's hair stood up, Zhu Bajie smiled innocently and immediately gave him a trick
"Brother Monkey, if you really want to ease the relationship, you might as well take some time to come and apologize. With the Buddhist connection, having two lines drawn on the Book of Life and Death is actually not a big deal."
"Oh, are you serious?"Sun Wukong asked in surprise
"Nonsense! It's just an account book that has been scribbled, can't it be written again? Monkey brother, if you can hang out in the knowledge forum more, you won't be so ignorant except for brute force."
Zhu Bajie really doesn't look down on Sun Wukong. This monkey's fighting power is indeed exaggerated, and a hundred pig heads are not enough for him to hit.
But facing many common sense problems in the Three Realms, Sun Wukong is just like a child. If the life and death book of the underworld is really that easy to modify, wouldn't the entire Three Realms be in chaos long ago?
Sun Wukong:"……"
I am numb, numb, really numb.
When Zhu Bajie told the truth to Sun Wukong, the sharpness of the monkey was reduced by half.
Angry, powerless, discouraged, confused.
All kinds of complex emotions were vividly displayed on the monkey's face.
Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong's appearance and lost the desire to continue speaking. He turned his head and continued to enjoy the movie.
This is really a fantasy version of the Truman Show.
Zhu Bajie had to give a thumbs up to the monkey for not having a heart collapse on the spot. He is worthy of being the monkey who had the courage to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
If it was before, Zhu Bajie would never say this.
It can be said without hesitation that except for Sun Wukong, everyone else in the whole team going west is just talking nonsense.
But who is not a relative?
Sha Wujing, the general of the curtain, is a standard confidant of the Jade Emperor.
Tang Monk, needless to say, is a disciple of Tathagata.
Even the white dragon horse with a very low sense of existence is a quota that the family has exchanged for a dragon life.
Including Zhu Bajie, although he was demoted to the human world.
But under the operation of his old mother, the old mother of Mount Li, the journey to the west was not so-called suffering, but a veritable gilding.
Buddhism is destined to flourish, and the incense and salary from the heaven are not satisfactory. In this case, it is no one's fault that he switched to Buddhism.
The original script had been decided, but suddenly the underworld appeared.
Zhu Bajie was a little unsure about the future.
Build a good relationship with the eldest brother, who is responsible for the combat power, in advance. If there is really a day when Buddhism and the underworld are going to have a conflict, it is also good to have a good relationship.
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