Journey to the West: Reform of the Underworld and the Start of Developing the Internet

"Is this Niu Huoshao really going to fake the match?"

"Judging from his appearance, he must have been paid!"

"As expected of a creature with fur and horns, it is not surprising at all."

"200,000 incense sticks, if it were me, I would also play a fake game, okay"

"I don't know what the opponent is like, I hope he doesn't lose too obviously."

The audience whispered to each other, and the fight officially began with the sound of a gong.

The audience soon saw Niu Huoshao's opponent.

A bald donkey toad from Luohan Wutang.

Seeing the toad demon with cracks, a shabby face, and dark circles under his eyes on the stage, many Buddhist disciples could no longer sit still.

"This is outrageous, it is really outrageous. Is there still law in the underworld?"

"How dare you slander my Buddhism like this? The King of Hell really doesn't know what he is talking about."

"Report to the Buddha immediately, gather the Buddhist disciples, and let's go and overturn the underworld together."

Looking at the excited monks in the front row, he just stood up after cursing a few words, and his body instantly turned into a little light and was directly expelled from the cinema.

The Jade Emperor's mouth curled up unconsciously, and when he looked at the Toad Monk on the screen, he couldn't help laughing out loud on the spot.

"You know what, you know what... this toad really looks like that."

As we all know, only the lower-level Buddhists shave their heads completely. The upper-level Buddhists all have thick hair, especially the current Buddha Tathagata, whose hair is braided so exquisitely.

His hairstyle is exactly the same as that of the toad monster.

The Jade Emperor looked at the toad monster on the screen, and his mind uncontrollably thought of Tathagata.

"Hehe, Tathagata, you have come to this day too!"

"I will eat your dirty laundry for the rest of my life."

At the same time, the Toad Monster saw that Niu Huoshao was not concentrating, so he immediately seized the opportunity and attacked him.

As he was about to hit Niu Huoshao with a punch, Niu Huoshao's mouth suddenly curled up. He dodged the opponent's punch with a ghostly move, then threw a right hook backhand, hitting the opponent's chin hard, knocking the Toad Monster down.

"Good! Good fight!"

"I've wanted to do this for a long time."

The Jade Emperor clenched his fists and roared involuntarily.

It was so cool.

The underworld was really the underworld. They could even think of such a way to insult Buddhism.

Suddenly noticing the strange look of Yun Zhongzi next to him, the Jade Emperor hurriedly explained:

"I'm talking about the plot!"

Yun Zhongzi didn't sneer this time, but instead showed a weird smile:"I understand, I understand, the plot!"

Jade Emperor:"……"

You know nothing!

Damn!

Don't make random associations!

In fact, it was not only the Jade Emperor who cheered at the scene. The audience who were originally worried about Niu Huoshao's condition cheered as if the doubts just now did not exist at all.

Fortunately, due to the noise, no one noticed the shameful behavior of the Jade Emperor, otherwise someone would probably start to consider killing him to silence him.

After scoring a point, Niu Huoshao looked at the shopkeeper Hu who was watching the game in the audience with disdain. He arrogantly extended his middle finger, his eyes full of pride and arrogance.

At this time, the scene changed and returned to the restaurant box that day.

"I'm so sorry, Shopkeeper Hu! You underestimated my professional ethics as a warrior."

Faced with the golden ingots on the table, Niu Huoshao didn't even look at them, and turned around and left.

On the martial arts stage!

Just when everyone was cheering and preparing to praise Niu Huoshao, the toad demon that had been knocked down suddenly got up!

With a kick of his feet, he suddenly flew into the air, and his fat feet hit Niu Huoshao's waist directly.

"Take my move, Luohan Leg!"

Bang!

Crack -- accompanied by a crisp sound of bones breaking, Niu Huoshao flew out and fell under the stage. The fierce cheers suddenly stopped.

Whether in the movie or outside the movie……

"The ox fire fell outside the martial arts arena, and the Wild Dog Martial Arts School was eliminated!"

The referee's voice sounded in the silence.

Everyone:"……"

Damn... there is such a reversal?

Yun Zhongzi was confused, but listening to the scattered voices around him cursing Luohan Wutang for being shameless, he suddenly felt some pity for the Western Buddhist sect.

Although Luohan Wutang won, the disgust of the sentient beings in the three realms towards Buddhism increased for no reason.

"The King of the Underworld is really good at using these tricks. With just a small movie, he trampled Buddhism under his feet without leaving any trace!"

"If nothing unexpected happens, the next step will be to secretly praise the underworld, right? I hope no Taoist sect will appear.……"

……

Niu Huoshao was kicked off the stage, and naturally received roars from the audience.

The strength of Niu Huoshao from the Wild Dog Martial Arts School was obviously better than that of his opponent, but he lost in such a ridiculous way, which was simply an insult to their intelligence.

Shopkeeper Hu in the audience laughed so hard that the lights of the car shook.

Niu Huoshao was confused.

Obviously, he didn't expect that he would lose.

All I can say is, what a sin!

……

Two days passed in a blink of an eye.

Niu Huoshao's defeat made the martial arts school completely lose the hope of promotion. The owner of the Wild Dog Martial Arts School was ready to kick Niu Huoshao out.

However, at this time, Niu Huoshao's good brother Gou Wangcai, who was the role played by Xiaotian Dog, became angry.

Seeing that Niu Huoshao was about to be kicked out, he threatened the director that if Niu Huoshao was expelled, he would not stay in the Wild Dog Martial Arts School.

Then, the two brothers were both expelled!

"Hiss, no, I can't hold it anymore."

"Is this a comedy?"

"Although the protagonists are not human, it is inexplicably exciting to watch."

Yang Chan sat on a soft chair in the theater, holding her stomach with both hands, tears falling from her eyes from laughing.

"No, you are too stupid, aren't you?"

"Gou Wangcai, what kind of a name is this? Hahaha!!!"

"I'll tell my second brother about it later. I suddenly feel that this name suits you very well."

"Movies, movies, they are all acting!"

Xiaotian Dog explained while resting his head on his belly!

His old face flushed slightly, and his eyes glanced around from time to time. At this moment, he was really afraid of being recognized.

At the beginning, he was really blinded by the incense and actually agreed to participate in the movie of Qin Guangwang, the old man.

When he thought of the series of shameful plots later, Xiaotian Dog wanted to dig a hole on the spot and bury himself.

Back to the movie, just when Niu Huoshao and Gou Fugui left the martial arts hall in a daze, just when they were confused about life and didn't know where to go.

A luxurious nine-dragon carriage stopped in front of the two.

The curtain of the car was slightly lifted, and a pipe stretched out from it.

The two leaned over, and a pair of charming, passionate and familiar faces immediately came into view.

"Niu Huoshao, we meet again!"