The various departments of the underworld worked together to promote the movie.
From the Jade Emperor to the common people, with the huge number of mobile phones, it was easy to cover them all. The trending searches bought by Tieguai Li were pushed down before they lasted for half a day.
Taoist Yun Zhongzi was completely numb.
He hadn't even smiled yet, but the underworld slapped him?
Should he be so impatient?
"Is this what you call propaganda?"
Yun Zhongzi gritted his teeth.
Tieguai Li wiped the cold sweat from his temples with a wry smile,"How about... we hire more navy soldiers?"
"Why hire a hammer? With the underworld operating in secret, no matter how much money you put in, it will be in vain."
Yun Zhongzi didn't feel bad about hiring the navy to pay for the money, but the series of bad luck made him very sad.
Since the return of the King of the Underworld, the underworld has been arrogant and difficult to deal with, and every time he was so angry that he gritted his teeth but could do nothing.
Until now, he had to admit that the underworld was really good at propaganda and public opinion.
From the beginning of filming to its upcoming release, the popularity of the movie has hardly dropped.
Although he said that the underworld was operating in secret, Yun Zhongzi knew in his heart that these hot searches were mostly true.
After all, in the Three Realms today, anything with the word"underworld" in it has a natural popularity.
"Notice to all disciples within the fifth generation of Dao Sect to study this movie released by the underworld."
"Watch carefully, learn carefully! I want to see what the hell is up to this time."
Yun Zhongzi thought hard and looked at Tieguai Li with a burning gaze.
He decided to copy... oh no, learn from the hell's methods.
The same scene also appeared in the Buddhist gate of the West Heaven!
Not because of anything else... it's really too fragrant.
Since getting the mobile phone, many Buddhas have seen the anchors who made a lot of money, and their eyes are red.
Seeing others making money is even more uncomfortable than losing money.
The underworld has taken new actions again. If you don't learn quickly, won't you lose money?
The heat of the matter that all the Buddhas and gods in the Three Realms are concerned about naturally can't be reduced.
The mobile phone has just updated the new software of the Three Realms Film and Television. Countless people who eat melons immediately went online to prepare to pre-order a wave of tickets, but found that the movie tickets of the nearest Chenghuang Mall were sold out almost instantly.
The pre-order tickets have been sold for a month, but there are none left.
Everyone feels very sorry.
They can only choose to watch the movie online as a second choice!
……
Time flies, and in a blink of an eye it is the premiere day of"Bull Demon: The Richest Man in Qingqiu".
On this day, the Chenghuang Malls in various places rarely suspended the sale of mobile phones.
The monks who bought the movie tickets began to check in and enter the theater in an orderly manner under countless envious and jealous eyes.
"Damn, your hand speed is so fast! You deserve to be single"
"Junior sister, don’t pay attention to them, it’s the same if we watch the movie online!"
"That's right! The underworld said that the offline experience is better, which is obviously a lie."
All kinds of sour words kept ringing in the crowd, and even many monks with rich family backgrounds subconsciously stood on tiptoe and looked up, trying to find something in the crowd.
Unfortunately, they were destined to be disappointed.
The scalpers were so envious and jealous that they wanted to cry to death in the toilet. It was too fast.
They couldn't grab it, they couldn't grab it at all.
The great business opportunity was right in front of them, but they missed it deeply. How could they not regret and be sad?
Look at the hungry monks surrounding the City God Mall. Even if the ticket price was increased tenfold or a hundredfold, they would not worry about selling it.
……
Two flowers bloom, each with its own beauty!
There was a lot of noise outside, but the gate of Chenghuang Mall was already sealed. As the staff finished debugging the projection equipment, the curtain slowly opened and the movie officially began.
"This story is purely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental!"
The molten flames representing the raging fire of hell burned the entire screen from left to right, and also lit up the top subtitles on the screen.
At the end of the subtitles, the bright red flowers of the other shore bloomed instantly.
The movie screen fell into a brief black screen, and the Jade Emperor, who had just taken his seat, had time to look around.
He then discovered that the ministers of the palace were not beside him, and the divine thoughts of the immortals were completely randomly allocated and isolated.
This was not a big deal, what was even more outrageous was that he was now sitting in the corner of the last row.
When had he, the Jade Emperor of the Three Realms, ever been treated like this? He was slightly unhappy in his heart, but he caught a glimpse of the familiar young man in white clothes next to him from the corner of his eyes, and his eyes were slightly stunned.
"Yun Zhongzi? Why are you here?
Although the relationship between Taoism and Heaven is delicate, the Jade Emperor still knows Yun Zhongzi, the current number one in Taoism.
By the way, isn't Taoism fighting with the Buddhist sect in the underworld now?
Why did you come to this online cinema to join in the fun?
"Your Majesty, please be quiet. You are too noisy and are disturbing me!"
"Don't blame me for not reminding you. If you make too much noise, you will be expelled from the cinema."
Yun Zhongzi turned his head and glanced at the Jade Emperor, but his voice was extremely cold.
The Jade Emperor:"……"
Good fellow, you really don't give me any face at all, do you? This is the case with Buddhism, and the same is true with Taoism.
The Jade Emperor felt that he was strongly offended.
Yun Zhongzi didn't have time to pay attention to the Jade Emperor's mood.
He was not here for entertainment this time. If conditions allowed, he would take out his notes to record every detail he saw. He would not care about the Jade Emperor's expression.
At the same time, as the black curtain slowly disappeared, the movie officially began.
"There are many creatures in this world! They are all missing something!"
A deep middle-aged male voice sounded slowly, and at the same time, a big cow face appeared on the screen.
"Some people lack love, some people lack heart!"
"And what I lack most... is money!"
"Or incense!"
"Incense is a good thing! In our world, whether human, god, ghost or demon, everyone is eager to get this thing."
"This includes me!"
"With enough incense, you can live a comfortable life no matter where you are."
"But unfortunately, I am just an old bull demon with a broken foundation, entering middle age, and yet to start a family and build a career!"
"Every day, he could only hang out in amateur competitions and barely make ends meet."
"However, today I have a chance to change my life!"
As the voice ended, the view on the screen quickly turned to a private room in a beautifully decorated restaurant. In front of a table filled with a sumptuous banquet, a plump fox demon wearing a hellfire cheongsam lazily turned the pipe in her hand, and the unbearable burden on her chest was squeezed and deformed by the table.
The fox demon raised her head slightly, and on her beautiful face, the charming peach-shaped eyes shot through the screen like a sharp sword into the hearts of countless viewers.
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