Journey to the West: Reform of the Underworld and the Start of Developing the Internet

"Hahaha!! This Buddhist Guanyin has finally come to this day. From now on, why not change her name to Guanyin the Pig-Sending Bodhisattva?""

"Alas! This is wrong, she should be called"female bodhisattva"!"

"Is it not good to say this? After all, he is a Western Bodhisattva. Hahaha!!!"

"This time, Buddhism shot itself in the foot and became a laughing stock for the gods of the three realms."

"Haha, then you haven't seen the face of that old Tathagata when I went to Xishan this time! That was a unique one."

Before the meeting in the underworld started, the city gods from all over the place started discussing with red faces.

Since the return of Fengdu, the work in the underworld has entered a fast pace. The big court meeting of the underworld is held once a month.

Summarize the mobile phone sales performance of the previous month and divide up the mobile phone allocation quota for the next month.

Before the meeting started, the city gods from all over the place talked about their own sales performance, and they couldn't help but talk about the shocking post that is now hot on the Internet.

The ghost emperors and Yamas were also very excited. Even the Central Ghost Emperor, who was used to be mature and steady, couldn't help but twitch his mouth when he heard the words of his colleagues from all sides!

There is no other reason, this Western Buddhism... This move really caused a lot of jokes.

How about the No. 1 sex toy in the Three Realms?

What a marketing genius!

Fengdu could feel the joyful atmosphere in the hall from a distance.

When he sat down on the chair in the hall, his face was not very good.

See the essence through the phenomenon!

There is no doubt that this online public opinion was an organized, premeditated, and successful propaganda.

It's just that there were a few accidents in the middle.

However, this also means that some people in Buddhism have gradually figured out how to play on the Internet.

Even if it sacrifices the reputation of Guanyin Bodhisattva, it is difficult for the underworld to accept this.

"You seem happy?"

"Don't you feel that the underworld has been caught in the crossfire between Buddhism and Taoism?"

Fengdu's tone was quite disappointed.

The creatures on the Internet who didn't know what was going on were just happy, but the Yamas present were senior executives of the underworld after all. Did they really have no sense of vigilance at all?

"The ministers are stupid!"

The city king is a straightforward person. He took the initiative to stand up and bowed, saying:"Your Majesty, please make it clear!"

Fengdu looked around, looking at the confused faces, and sighed deeply!

Sure enough, these underworld executives still can't adapt to the Internet!

"The Taoist immortal machine will complete the Internet deployment of Dongsheng Shenzhou in the near future. By then, the competitiveness of my mobile phone in the underworld among the monks in Dongsheng Shenzhou will be greatly reduced."

"What measures will I take when I wait?"

"As for the mortal group, Buddhism has completely broken through our blockade, and the temples in Jambu Prefecture are showing signs of revival in various places!"

"Are you really confident in facing the counterattack and retaliation from Buddhism?"

"The battlefield situation on both sides is not optimistic. How can you still have the face to be complacent in this hall? Are you just farting to add fuel to the fire?"

The eyes of the city king widened, and he stammered for a long time.

He wanted to refute, but his face flushed and he couldn't say a word of rebuttal. Of course he didn't accept it, but when he thought carefully in his mind, there was nothing wrong with the words of His Majesty Fengdu.

Except for the last sentence.

Black and red, who said it's not red again? Even if the Buddhist music launched by Buddhism can't be put on the stage, it has broken through the siege under the situation of their interception and defense.

The teams in front of Buddhist temples in Dongsheng Shenzhou and Nanzhanbuzhou are not much less than the flow of people in front of Chenghuang Mall.

And those, they were all customers of the underworld before!

Ah...

So the clown is actually me?

The city king grumbled and wanted to say something, but he felt that his foot was pulled from behind, and the corner of his eye At a glance, it turned out to be King Yama.

The Urban King didn't know how powerful it was, but he still retreated back to the team. He immediately felt that the atmosphere of the whole hall was different.

It was depressing, too depressing.

He was a little breathless.

The ghost emperor Yama at the scene was angry, ashamed, shocked, or ashamed, but no one spoke first. It was because it was too embarrassing.

He was slapped by the Buddha, but he was still complacent. This was simply...

The Central Ghost Emperor's mouth didn't twitch at this moment. He liked to be a good guy, but his face was so gloomy at this moment.

He had just taken over the management of various mobile phones, but he made such a big mistake. He was completely tricked by the Buddha. This was really... He was scared and broke out in a cold sweat.

"Your Majesty, the public opinion stirred up by the hot searches can be easily manipulated by other forces. Should we in the underworld interfere secretly?"

"Yes, Your Majesty! Hot searches are a double-edged sword. If we don't interfere, the Buddhist monks will become even more shameless in the future!"

The Western Ghost Emperor Zhao Wenhe also spoke.

After a trip to Xiniu Hezhou, his fierceness was really reduced a lot.

He was dressed in white silk and was really handsome. Standing among a group of old men, he was really conspicuous.

Obviously, this time Xiniu Hezhou's performance finally rose.

"Your Majesty, this is absolutely unacceptable!" The Eastern Ghost Emperor Shen Tu immediately retorted:

"My underworld follows the upright path and only does things that guide people to do good. As long as we hold justice in our hands, we will be invincible!"

"The ghostly tricks of Buddhism can only be used for a short time. The Three Realms Forum is a communication platform created by the underworld with great effort. Playing those ghostly tricks is inferior! Hot searches will inevitably lose their authority!"The

Southern Ghost Emperor Du Ziren, wearing a red robe, also nodded and said:"In the future, once the Buddhist bald donkey uses this matter to attack the underworld, the forum users will inevitably be poached by the other party! It's totally not worth the loss!" Fengdu was surprised. Wow, Du Ziren and Shentu have a good vision. They are worthy of being able to���Far ahead in performance!

"That’s right! Since the Buddhist sect has successfully used the Three Realms Forum to spread their Buddhist teachings, no matter how hard we try to stop them, it will be useless!"

"Rather than letting those bald donkeys create another forum, it is better to keep them and contribute to our Three Realms Forum."

Fengdu has no doubt about the determination of Buddhism and Taoism to imitate mobile phones, but it is not so easy to make the Three Realms Forum.

It has nothing to do with technology, but the knowledge community established by the Three Realms Forum, which has new works output all the time, and currently occupies more than 80% of the users in the Three Realms.

Without traffic, there will definitely not be too many creators switching camps.

Unless Buddhism and Taoism take out their own old bottom to operate, it will take some time to catch up.

During this period, what the underworld has to do is to calm down and practice internal skills, and improve the mobile phone ecosystem as soon as possible.

The whole thing came to an end for the time being, and Fengdu directly brought the topic back to the right track, looking at the ghost emperors in the north and the west.

"How are the sales of mobile phones in Xiniu Hezhou and Beiju Luzhou?"

"Your Majesty! Everything went as expected, and many spirits have arrived at the local city god to ask if there are more mobile phones for sale."

The Western Ghost Emperor Zhao Wenhe straightened his chest and said loudly:"At present, there are already thousands of mobile phone resellers in Hezhou, Xiniu!"

"Next, I will try to develop local demon kings as retailers of our underworld mobile phones. I believe that it won’t be long before the Buddhist blockade will fall apart."