Journey to the West: Reform of the Underworld and the Start of Developing the Internet

"Play~Fuck~Ahhhhh――"

"Ah la la la! Ah la↗↗ la↘↘ la la la!!"

Clicking on the video, the weird western dance of eighteen muscular men, accompanied by strange music accompaniment, gave all the viewers who watched the video an opening lightning strike.

Even the knowledgeable Zhen Yuanzi Daxian was struck by lightning for a moment.

The muscles all over the screen, combined with the magical dance, unconsciously made Zhen Yuanzi Daxian ignore the small advertising words flashing around the screen!

Pulling the progress bar back to the beginning, Zhen Yuanzi Daxian prepared to continue watching from the beginning.

Strange sounds rang in the room, and Zhen Yuanzi Daxian listened to it over and over again, and he really got more and more addicted.

Since the emergence of mobile phone forums, he has always been active in the front line of eating melons in the Three Realms. In recent months, he has seen more new things than in the past few eras.

The mentality is also getting younger and younger!

"Ahhhhh——My eyes!! Blind, blind!!"

"Is this a genuine bronze statue from a Buddhist temple? When did the monks start competing with the witch from the Hehuan Sect for business?"

"You know what, she twists it pretty well!"

"No wonder all the bald monks in Buddhism look so strong and vigorous, it turns out it’s all because of the Buddhist music?"

"Is the effect of the jade Buddha so amazing? Where can I buy it? I want to check it out for my neighbor!"

"+1"

……

"Look at +10086"

He sent out his own comments with satisfaction. Zhen Yuanzi looked at the rolling comments on the video, but he couldn't stop smiling.

"Now it’s time to have fun!"

"This move by Buddhism is truly...unexpected, but the publicity effect is also unexpectedly good!"

……

Dongsheng Shenzhou, Yicheng!

Guanyin Zen Temple!

The abbot sat on the futon, the hammer in his hand knocked on the wooden fish, but his heart could not calm down.

"Huiming didn't know how things were going, the temple didn't have much money left."

When the old abbot thought about the huge amount of money the temple spent, his heart ached.

Since when did Buddhism need incense to do things?

Every Buddhist country and every human world contributes incense to Buddhism, how come the Internet suddenly changed? After spending so much incense, if there is no effect, the old abbot can't even think about it.……

""Abbot, Abbot! It's a fire, it's a fire!"

At this time, a monk came running in panic, shouting as he ran.

The old abbot dropped the hammer in his hand in panic, and he was also at a loss.

"Fire? What's on fire?"

"No! It’s because the Buddhist music has become popular. The temple is now crowded with people who want to buy the Buddhist music!"

"What?"

The old abbot was shocked, and then he was overjoyed:"What are we waiting for? Hurry up and invite the pilgrims in, and sell the Buddhist music to these kind people immediately."

"But, Abbot, how much should we sell it for?"

The Buddhist monk turned around, took two quick steps, and stopped.

Looking back, the old abbot was also stunned and confused.

Yes, how much should we buy?

How could he, a loyal believer of Buddha, understand these business matters?

""Quick, quick! Go and invite Master Huiming!"

The old abbot hurriedly searched the temple for Huiming. A long queue had already formed outside the temple.

In the dark night, one could even vaguely see lights flying towards the temple from all directions.

More and more people gathered.

"Hey, bro, are you here to buy that too?"

"Yes, yes! I bought it for my friend!"

"Same, same, same!"

The people in the queue pushed each other and talked in low voices, but they all covered their bodies with black cloth or changed their appearance.

They spoke in low voices and glanced around, just like a large crime scene.

Two more monks on flying swords landed, and seeing that the queue was almost one kilometer away, Ma Zhenxiang could no longer bear it.

"Look, I told you to hurry up! The line is almost a mile long. By the time I buy the Buddhist music, the anger in my body will have long gone."

"Hahaha! Don't worry, don't worry, today I will make sure you will be the first to experience the beauty of Buddhist music."

Taoist Kongxu was not panicked at all. He gently waved his folding fan, stood on tiptoe and looked into the distance, as if he was looking for someone's trace. The monk's eyesight was always very strong. He glanced roughly at the people in the queue. Suddenly, his eyes stopped and he couldn't help but tug at Zhou Zhenxiang's sleeve!

"Master Zhou, where is your father now?"

"How should I know? He is probably in seclusion, or busy with business. Why are you asking this?" Zhou Zhenxiang looked puzzled.

Taoist Kongxu smiled but did not answer. He pointed his finger in a certain direction of the team,"Who do you think that person is?"

Zhou Zhenxiang narrowed his eyes and turned his head to look. He saw an old man in big shorts and wrapped in a bed sheet standing in the crowd, standing on tiptoe and looking forward. His facial features were not covered at all.

He had a mustache, a wretched face, and a skinny waist!

Who else could that be but his father?

After a moment of being stunned, Zhou Zhenxiang's face turned red, but he turned his body around! He even moved his body two steps to the outside, as if he was completely trying to draw a line with the other party. Shameful.

Too shameful!

Isn't it just a sex toy? Even if it is the first sex toy in the Three Realms!

Do you have to be so impatient in the middle of the night?

It's urgent. At least disguise yourself when you go out. Where did your business acumen go?

Zhou Zhenxiang covered his face and shook his head, feeling ashamed.

The two waited for a while, but Taoist Kongxu still didn't wait for the person they were waiting for.

Just when the two were getting a little impatient, the phone in Taoist Kongxu's arms rang.

The two looked at each other and nodded to each other.

One of them began to walk back and forth to cover, while the other walked to a dark place without making a sound!

Extremely cautious.

It was a bit like a white powder transaction.

Taoist Kongxu answered the call and whispered a few words. A quarter of an hour later, he returned to his original place without making a sound.

"How is it? How did the talk go?" Ma Zhenxiang asked anxiously.

"Huiming was tied up by the abbot and couldn't come out to pick us up, but he told us to go directly to the back door of the temple."

"What are we waiting for? Let's go! Hurry up, we should still be able to make it in time for the second half of Zuifenglou!"

"Hehe! Great minds think alike, I really have the same idea! With the help of this Buddhist treasure, how can the Hehuan demon girl be a match for my two brothers?"

The two of them immediately went to the back door of the temple quietly.

Taoist Kongxu and Huiming had already crossed paths, and they were already familiar with buying seats with incense. It was not difficult for them to experience the first sex toy in the Three Realms in advance.

This made it difficult for those old perverts who were waiting outside.

Everyone was first aroused by the Yin-Yang Taoist, and then shocked by the posts in the forum. Seeing Huiming's promotional video was even more impatient.

I have protested for a long time. If I don't wait for a minute, it will be an endless sea of suffering.

But I can only look at the team eagerly.

Waiting hard, even in the early morning, I still don't want to leave.